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Title: Analyze this picture
Post by: Wiggs on January 05, 2014, 10:56:37 AM
Let's analyze the absurdities in this picture.

Why are they wearing weight belts?
Why does it take two bodybuilders to hold up Dexter's left side?
Why are Victor and Wolf wincing?
Looks like they all decided to wear their NPC spaghetti string tees with spandex shorts that day. No homo of course.
Why are Wolf and Victor flexing?
What is the light source in this area?
What exactly is that thing attached to?
Where are these guys? Space? Basile's basement under duress?
The pink box is clearly for Dexter.
What's with the old pink box? Where'd it come from?
Where are the water bottles, Ipods, headphones, keys and gym towels?
Why are they oiled up?
Considering these are the kind guys that wear weightbelts just walking around they'd also take advantage of the matching wrist straps that are not visible in this picture for this exercise it'd be useful for. Dexter may have them.
What are we to believe is happening in this picture? Dexter doing chin ups to his chest and Wolf and Dexter cheering their buddy on through each gut wrenching rep? Cause I'm not buying it. They just took a bunch of stereotypes and threw them into a picture. A formula I'm sure that has worked in the past but is quite embarrassing.  Weak sauce but funny picture nonetheless.
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 05, 2014, 11:00:54 AM
Some serious life questions here :o
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 05, 2014, 11:01:39 AM
Anal-ize. 
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: Wiggs on January 05, 2014, 11:01:43 AM
Some serious life questions here :o

Is that what this site is about?
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: Bosch on January 05, 2014, 11:08:58 AM
You are definitely not an artist, Wiggs.
Some questions are better left unanswered.
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: Bosch on January 05, 2014, 11:15:23 AM
btw, Wolf's calf seems photoshopped back to life.
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 05, 2014, 11:26:31 AM
I think we can all agree that that photo will be very appealing to homosexual viewers.
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: david94 on January 05, 2014, 11:36:07 AM
 >:(

(http://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/637984analyzethis.jpg)
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: wes on January 05, 2014, 11:37:32 AM
Collage Of Peace
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: Fortress on January 05, 2014, 11:55:38 AM
I have always chuckled when seeing these types of photographs. Pure ridiculousness. Like those older FLEX pictorials: one guy, wearing cut-off Daisy Dukes, work boots and sexy sunglasses, screams at another, usually wearing something similar, who's pumping iron. 
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: IronMeister on January 05, 2014, 11:55:48 AM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2ibyphx.jpg)
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: dr.chimps on January 05, 2014, 11:57:42 AM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2ibyphx.jpg)
Doin' Haaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr ddddddddddd Time. 
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: Papper on January 05, 2014, 01:43:45 PM
obviously it's a jerkoff pic made to please schmoes not a carefully composited painting
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: Teutonic Knight on January 05, 2014, 01:49:26 PM
Is that what this site is about?

no, it is about yours fuck up "predictions"  ;D
10 more days until the end, remember  ::)
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 05, 2014, 01:49:54 PM
>:(

(http://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/637984analyzethis.jpg)

X2
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: OTHstrong on January 05, 2014, 01:54:26 PM
Let's analyze the absurdities in this picture.

Why are they wearing weight belts?
Why does it take two bodybuilders to hold up Dexter's left side?
Why are Victor and Wolf wincing?
Looks like they all decided to wear their NPC spaghetti string tees with spandex shorts that day. No homo of course.
Why are Wolf and Victor flexing?
What is the light source in this area?
What exactly is that thing attached to?
Where are these guys? Space? Basile's basement under duress?
The pink box is clearly for Dexter.
What's with the old pink box? Where'd it come from?
Where are the water bottles, Ipods, headphones, keys and gym towels?
Why are they oiled up?
Considering these are the kind guys that wear weightbelts just walking around they'd also take advantage of the matching wrist straps that are not visible in this picture for this exercise it'd be useful for. Dexter may have them.
What are we to believe is happening in this picture? Dexter doing chin ups to his chest and Wolf and Dexter cheering their buddy on through each gut wrenching rep? Cause I'm not buying it. They just took a bunch of stereotypes and threw them into a picture. A formula I'm sure that has worked in the past but is quite embarrassing.  Weak sauce but funny picture nonetheless.
pretty good observation but add one more, Only 1 Hebrew in the PIC, Wolf.
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 05, 2014, 05:24:16 PM
>:(

(http://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/637984analyzethis.jpg)

X3
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: wes on January 05, 2014, 05:45:07 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=513211.0;attach=549187;image)

THREE CHARACTERS IN SEARCH OF AN EXIT

The Dominican: Who are we?
The Russian: We don't know who we are, and here we are in the darkness.
The Neegrew: What the fuck? This feels familiar. Who are we?
The Russian: We're nameless things with big muscles, well-oiled objects with no memory, no knowledge of what went before. No understanding of what is now, no knowledge of what will be.
The Dominican: Look, a rope that leads to a way out.
The Russian: Little Neegrew, climb the rope and see what's out there.
The Neegrew: You talkin' to me?
The Russian: Yes, now climb up.
(The little Neegrew climbs up, gets winded half way, then falls none worse for the wear)

[Rod Serling] Three Stretch Armstrongs stuck together in a pit of darkness. No logic, no reason, no explanation; just a prolonged nightmare in which fear, loneliness, and the bizarre pulls, tugs, rubs, and insertions in the hands and holes of a depraved schmoe, the insatiable MOB, are constantly repeated again and again. In a moment, we'll start collecting clues as to the whys, the whats, and the wheres. We will not, however, end the nightmare, we'll only amplify it. For in the arms of the MOB, there can be nothing but lust. A Dominican, a Russian, and a Neegrew. Tonight's cast of players in the toy box known as - The Twilight Zone.

Great episode!  LOL  :D
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: The_Punisher on January 06, 2014, 05:28:02 AM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2ibyphx.jpg)


hahahhahaha....love this... ;D
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: macos on January 06, 2014, 05:30:14 AM
Mr. Weider here is sitting with his glass of whiskey and trying to decide which ass to pump for tonight.
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on January 06, 2014, 05:31:38 AM
Why does Dexter always wear Jordans?
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 06, 2014, 05:47:49 AM
Why does Dexter always wear Jordans?

Why do Hebrews break into my car and steal my stereo last summer?
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on January 06, 2014, 05:50:16 AM
Why do Hebrews break into my car and steal my stereo last summer?

 ;D
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: 240 is Back on October 14, 2014, 04:56:07 PM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2ibyphx.jpg)
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 14, 2014, 04:57:53 PM
Let's analyze the absurdities in this picture.

Why are they wearing weight belts?
Why does it take two bodybuilders to hold up Dexter's left side?
Why are Victor and Wolf wincing?
Looks like they all decided to wear their NPC spaghetti string tees with spandex shorts that day. No homo of course.
Why are Wolf and Victor flexing?
What is the light source in this area?
What exactly is that thing attached to?
Where are these guys? Space? Basile's basement under duress?
The pink box is clearly for Dexter.
What's with the old pink box? Where'd it come from?
Where are the water bottles, Ipods, headphones, keys and gym towels?
Why are they oiled up?
Considering these are the kind guys that wear weightbelts just walking around they'd also take advantage of the matching wrist straps that are not visible in this picture for this exercise it'd be useful for. Dexter may have them.
What are we to believe is happening in this picture? Dexter doing chin ups to his chest and Wolf and Dexter cheering their buddy on through each gut wrenching rep? Cause I'm not buying it. They just took a bunch of stereotypes and threw them into a picture. A formula I'm sure that has worked in the past but is quite embarrassing.  Weak sauce but funny picture nonetheless.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=513211.0;attach=549187;image)

It's probably staged for a Magazine.
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 14, 2014, 04:59:59 PM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2ibyphx.jpg)

LOL Mayor of B to the rescue! :D
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: gracie bjj on October 14, 2014, 05:03:56 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: Bad News Brown on October 14, 2014, 05:04:52 PM
LOL Mayor of B to the rescue! :D
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Vr8Xl0cbUZA/S4QsFFEYlgI/AAAAAAAAHq8/Wwj7OlI_kVs/s400/Image+%3D+two+thumbs+up+02.jpg)    The Mayor Of Bodybuilding gives that pic two thumbs up the BUTT!  ;D
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: Parker on October 14, 2014, 05:13:41 PM
Why does Dexter always wear Jordans?
He wear Jordan label apparel and collects the shoes.

This pic should be labelled "Three Men and a Box".
Title: Re: Analyze this picture
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 15, 2014, 03:13:10 AM
They are clearly trying to escape from an underground schmoe dungeon.

A G4P business opportunity gone wrong.