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Title: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 10, 2014, 05:19:54 AM
I was out with my women.  She has a super hot bod and used to be a model - still has the looks.

I was dressed really casual in a t-shirt and jeans.

These losers with muscle shirts (no sleeves or shoulders) and covered in tats (trying to "look tough") come in to the lounge.  Carrying themselves like they think they are some kind of "hard men." Average muscularity (a little bit of thickness but not much) .   Good lord it was so pathetic.    And to make them more pathetic not a women among them.

I hope you guys aren't like this.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: wes on January 10, 2014, 05:22:34 AM
I for one am exactly like the virile men you described............... ...HandsomeHOMO.
::)
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 10, 2014, 05:23:36 AM
I for one am exactly like the virile men you described............... ...HandsomeHOMO.
::)

Jesus have mercy.  Why didn't your mother flush you down the toilet?
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: wes on January 10, 2014, 05:29:17 AM
I think that you "HandsomeHOMO",your pal "Uncle Yunior",and "Wolfsdowncocks",should all jump off the nearest fucking cliff.

I have been here for over a decade and you guys are the worst trolls/gimmicks in many many moons to "grace" us with your presence.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: johnnynoname on January 10, 2014, 05:30:24 AM
I was out with my women.  .


Somebody's bragging
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: wes on January 10, 2014, 05:32:54 AM

Somebody's bragging dreaming
FIXED
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 10, 2014, 05:34:31 AM
I think that you "HandsomeHOMO",your pal "Uncle Yunior","Wolfsdowncocks",and "Eatscocksgobblescumandre peats" should all jump off the nearest fucking cliff.

I have been here for over a decade and you guys are the worst trolls/gimmicks in many many moons to "grace" us with your presence.

my story clearly cut too close to the bone for little wesley
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 10, 2014, 05:34:51 AM
HandsomeHomo out with his man again and he wonders why gets reactions from people  ::)

Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 10, 2014, 05:35:40 AM
HandsomeHomo out with his man again and he wonders why gets reactions from people  ::)



shut up you little closet homo
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: Foozle on January 10, 2014, 05:36:20 AM
I think that you "HandsomeHOMO",your pal "Uncle Yunior","Wolfsdowncocks",and "Eatscocksgobblescumandre peats" should all jump off the nearest fucking cliff.

I have been here for over a decade and you guys are the worst trolls/gimmicks in many many moons to "grace" us with your presence.

I'm with you.  We need to fucking flush these fuckers down the fucking toilet.  Gimmick pussies.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 10, 2014, 05:38:29 AM
I'm with you.  We need to fucking flush these fuckers down the fucking toilet.  Gimmick pussies.

I'm not a gimmick Mr 14 posts Foozle.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 10, 2014, 05:39:15 AM
shut up you little closet homo

Why do you project your gayness unto others Homo?
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 10, 2014, 05:39:23 AM
I bet most of you losers never even dated a hot babe.  Secret homos?  Seems likely.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: wes on January 10, 2014, 05:40:50 AM
See what you just did there? I thought me and you discussed this yesterday and you said "i don't just go randomly attacking people" and now you dissing me again. WTF?  ::)

I haven't eaten anything since 7.00pm yesterday, I did a brutal boxing session this morning, my blood sugar is now 3.4 and I'm feeling like death and trying to survive 4 and half hours more.

DO YOU THINK I NEED THIS SHIT!

NO SERIOUSLY DO YOU?!



Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: wes on January 10, 2014, 05:43:17 AM
I haven't eaten anything since 7.00pm yesterday,
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/R462rWtE0Kw/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 10, 2014, 05:44:36 AM
I bet most of you losers never even had intercourse with a Homo?  Seems likely.

Not everyone is wired the way you are HH.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: wes on January 10, 2014, 05:45:39 AM
LOL @ HH  ;D
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 10, 2014, 05:52:21 AM
How old are you again Wes?  ::)


(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRGzIjKQGq64e_oR-tlGvyYTnRDz4UGuUMcYP3PKOQ30yUGUdO)
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: liberty on January 10, 2014, 06:03:22 AM
Welcome back Tim  ;D
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: Thick Nick on January 10, 2014, 07:05:40 AM
I was out with my women.  She has a super hot bod and used to be a model - still has the looks.

I was dressed really casual in a t-shirt and jeans.

These losers with muscle shirts (no sleeves or shoulders) and covered in tats (trying to "look tough") come in to the lounge.  Carrying themselves like they think they are some kind of "hard men." Average muscularity (a little bit of thickness but not much) .   Good lord it was so pathetic.    And to make them more pathetic not a women among them.

I hope you guys aren't like this.

I got news for you there stud...

She was checking them out too.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 10, 2014, 07:08:53 AM
I bet your girl got instantly wet and when you were pounding her with all 4 inches that night she probably had her eyes closed the whole time thinking it was the group of guys fucking her in every hole.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: gmflex on January 10, 2014, 07:15:19 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: Wez on January 10, 2014, 07:16:47 AM
I don't think muscle shirts should be considered proper dress code in a "lounge"
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 10, 2014, 07:29:34 AM
I got news for you there stud...

She was checking them out too.

Um, no.  She had her back to them the whole time.  Then she took me home.

Nice try  ::)
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 10, 2014, 07:30:37 AM
Something tells me most of you "men" ::) here have small weeneys and smaller brains.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 10, 2014, 07:35:08 AM
Oh, did I mention she cooked me a meal? 
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: wes on January 10, 2014, 07:50:52 AM
Oh, did I mention she cooked me a meal? 
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkoxqj0gmzDQKeMVRJzpNqoJ6D61ljkzgcenH9BUCw5NlgtVSO)

Looks like she went all out and splurged on dinner.........congrats!  ;)
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: wes on January 10, 2014, 07:54:58 AM
Something tells me most of you "men" ::) here have small weeneys and smaller brains.
I heard your date wanted 6 inches of hard cock, so you fucked her twice.  :D
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: wes on January 10, 2014, 07:55:45 AM
Welcome back Tim  ;D
Thank you sir!  :D
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: sean on January 10, 2014, 07:58:05 AM
I used to be bothered by this to, but I've scaled back the annoyance gauge on this one. You never know that guys story is.  Tough or not, he might actually have accomplished something that makes him a true bad ass, like 3 tours in Afghanistan for example. Sure, that may constitute less that 10% of the typical tattoo'd doosher nowadays, but I try not to judge anymore.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: monstermunch on January 10, 2014, 08:13:28 AM
'Babe' hahaha oh brother  ::)
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on January 10, 2014, 08:58:24 AM
I heard your date wanted 6 inches of hard cock, so you fucked her twice.  :D

That's a good one, still got it wes  ;D
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: wes on January 10, 2014, 08:59:45 AM
That's a good one, still got it wes  ;D
Thank you,thank you,thank you very much..............I`ll be here all week!  :)
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: _bruce_ on January 10, 2014, 09:19:50 AM
Poor "Homeless Homo" - going out with his sister, who's lacking teeth, in hope of a blowjob and instead he's getting caught by his fetish for huge dudes with big arms... which denied him any sort of hand job besides a fist to the chin.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 10, 2014, 09:23:00 AM
Um, no.  She had her back to them the whole time.  

I was the one checking them out the whole time.

Well, we all have our preferences HomelessHomo.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: Go 4 It on January 10, 2014, 09:24:47 AM
No need to mention you are dating a model...thats a prerequisite when applying to be a GetBigger
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: wes on January 10, 2014, 09:26:29 AM
HandjobHOMO getting raked over the coals in true getbig fashion.  :D
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: galeniko on January 10, 2014, 09:35:16 AM
I was out with my women.  She has a super hot bod and used to be a model - still has the looks.

I was dressed really casual in a t-shirt and jeans.

These losers with muscle shirts (no sleeves or shoulders) and covered in tats (trying to "look tough") come in to the lounge.  Carrying themselves like they think they are some kind of "hard men." Average muscularity (a little bit of thickness but not much) .   Good lord it was so pathetic.    And to make them more pathetic not a women among them.

I hope you guys aren't like this.
"handmesomesemen mofo",is there a pic of you and your imaginative "woman"? ::)

Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: anabolichalo on January 10, 2014, 09:47:48 AM
anabolic halo getting the girls in the club


haters gonna hate
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 10, 2014, 09:54:20 AM
anabolic halo getting the girls in the club


haters gonna hate

Always going for the black girls though? :D
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: anabolichalo on January 10, 2014, 10:05:19 AM
Always going for the black girls though? :D
mostly coincidental


Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: Thick Nick on January 10, 2014, 10:25:02 AM
Um, no.  She had her back to them the whole time.  Then she took me home.

Nice try  ::)

Whatever you say there sparky.

This thread reeks of:

"I took a mediocre looking whore out, and when we got to the club, she left with some guy wearing a tight shirt. Now I hate all guys who work out cause I'm butthurt and my girl left me."

Where was Halo on the night in question? Isn't tight shirts in the club his MO?
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 10, 2014, 10:28:00 AM
Whatever you say there sparky.

This thread reeks of:

"I took a mediocre looking whore out, and when got to the club, she left with some guy wearing a tight shirt. Now I hate all guys who work out cause I'm butthurt and my girl left me."

Where was Halo on the night in question? Isn't tight shirts in the club his MO?

Maybe it was Halo who stole his partner :D
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: Nirvana on January 10, 2014, 10:28:13 AM
I bet your girl got instantly wet and when you were pounding her with all 4 inches that night she probably had her eyes closed the whole time thinking it was the group of guys fucking her in every hole.
we were after he'd gone to sleep on his bodybuilding.com brand jay cutler edition bed sheets and the muscletech casein had kicked in.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: galeniko on January 10, 2014, 10:32:48 AM
homeleesssemenslurper homo, when was your girl a model?at night in lucid dream?





Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 10, 2014, 10:50:04 AM
Handfull of Homos must be hallucinating! :D
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: temple_of_dis on January 10, 2014, 10:51:30 AM
pics?

I wish to judge your woman.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 10, 2014, 07:02:48 PM
Ha ha epic losers in this thread.  I guess most of you are incapable of winning a good looking woman's attention, hence your incapability to believe my story.

No fucking way am I putting up a pic, she would murder me lol.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: wes on January 10, 2014, 07:15:08 PM
Welcome To The Thunderdome Fuckface !!
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 10, 2014, 07:16:28 PM
Welcome To The Thunderdome Fuckface !!

Hi little wes.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: WalterWhite on January 10, 2014, 07:45:38 PM
I was out with my women man.  She He has a super hot bod and used to be a model - still has the looks!

I was dressed really casual in a wife beater t-shirt and cut off jeans.

These losers sexy mofos with muscle shirts (no sleeves or shoulders) and covered in tats (trying to "looking totally hot tough") come in to the lounge.  Carrying themselves like they think they are some kind of "hard men." Average Perfect muscularity (a little bit of thickness but not too much) .   Good lord it was so hot pathetic!!!    And to make them even more pathetic sexy not a women among them and they blew me in the bathroom.

I hope you guys aren't are all like this!  ;)

The real story.
FIXED
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: wes on January 10, 2014, 08:05:10 PM
Officially OUTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now we know why he chose the monicker HandsomeHOMO.  ;D
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: Earl1972 on January 10, 2014, 08:09:59 PM
I was out with my women.  She has a super hot bod and used to be a model - still has the looks.

I was dressed really casual in a t-shirt and jeans.

These losers with muscle shirts (no sleeves or shoulders) and covered in tats (trying to "look tough") come in to the lounge.  Carrying themselves like they think they are some kind of "hard men." Average muscularity (a little bit of thickness but not much) .   Good lord it was so pathetic.    And to make them more pathetic not a women among them.

I hope you guys aren't like this.

i bet those muscle men didn't run to their favorite forum to start a thread about you

E
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: WalterWhite on January 10, 2014, 08:14:48 PM
Officially OUTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now we know why he chose the monicker HandsomeHOMO.  ;D

 :D ;D
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 10, 2014, 08:47:22 PM
I was out with my women.  She has a super hot bod and used to be a model - still has the looks.

I was dressed really casual in a t-shirt and jeans.

These losers with muscle shirts (no sleeves or shoulders) and covered in tats (trying to "look tough") come in to the lounge.  Carrying themselves like they think they are some kind of "hard men." Average muscularity (a little bit of thickness but not much) .   Good lord it was so pathetic.    And to make them more pathetic not a women among them.

I hope you guys aren't like this.
hey bro if you don't like the way I dress stay out of burger king please
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 10, 2014, 09:01:04 PM
HandjobHOMO getting raked over the coals in true getbig fashion.  :D
lol handjobhomo
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 10, 2014, 09:04:33 PM
LOL.  commoners and the things they fret over. Whether other men are more "muscular"  than them......HAHAHAHA.    :D
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 10, 2014, 11:21:47 PM
i bet those muscle men didn't run to their favorite forum to start a thread about you

E

No, I think after a few "teaser" drinks, they raced home to watch gay porn and have gay sex.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 10, 2014, 11:22:44 PM
LOL.  commoners and the things they fret over. Whether other men are more "muscular"  than them......HAHAHAHA.    :D

No bro, you misunderstand, they were NOT more muscular than me.  Just classless, womanless, jobless buffoons.
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: goomba420 on January 10, 2014, 11:27:10 PM
anabolic halo getting the girls in the club


haters gonna hate

dude have you layered two t-shirts?  sweet arms though maybe if i juice i'll look like that although id like to keep my full head of hair  ??? :-[ :(
Title: Re: Out with my babe observing the muscle shirt losers
Post by: anabolichalo on January 11, 2014, 01:04:46 AM
dude have you layered two t-shirts?  sweet arms though maybe if i juice i'll look like that although id like to keep my full head of hair  ??? :-[ :(
that's a single t shirt


there is just a white edge at the sleeve

if you have a full head of hair you will keep it


if you are balding somewhat you will speed that up