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Title: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on January 13, 2014, 09:47:50 AM
I am from Poland. I am in America for business and is morning I go to gym. The lady working counter kick me out for smoking inside gym. My gym in poland allow smoking. Is this common in America.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Knooger on January 13, 2014, 09:48:54 AM
She sounds like a fucking cuunt. Most people smoke in the gyms around here. You should have beat her down.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: TrueGrit on January 13, 2014, 09:52:11 AM
Lady should shutting her whore mouth. I smoke for gym training to inbetween the sets better relax.

She has no authority to tell you this things. Stupid fat American big Mac whore.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Knooger on January 13, 2014, 09:53:25 AM
This would be a better country if you'd go back there and snap her neck.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: 240 is Back on January 13, 2014, 09:54:44 AM
In my gym, there is no vodka at juice bar.  I must bring my own to freshen my pre-workout NOS drink to make it suitable for my kind of training. 
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: wes on January 13, 2014, 09:54:46 AM
I woulda` killed her and left her right where she lay!  :(
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Wolfox on January 13, 2014, 09:55:37 AM
I miss the days when the gym hostess would ask "smoking or non-smoking?"


Those were the days.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on January 13, 2014, 09:56:42 AM
Okay so today I went to the beach with a few mates and we were playing with a mini gridiron ball in the water. A group of 3 blondes walked by (maybe 7/10s) so I asked if they wanted to join and play with us.

So we play for a bit and then decide to go back and lie on the sand to dry off. We talk for a while of just small talk/boring stuff and then the conversation turns to sexual topics. One of the girls asks me.

Slut: have you done anal before?

Me: I haven't, but I'd definitely be down for it as long as the girl had a clean ass right after a shower.

Slut: uhh.. What difference is a shower going to make? There's always going to be poop around, no one uses soap to clean their ass hole it's exit only

Me: I use soap to clean my butt hole.... You're dirty as fuk

Slut and her friends: Start laughing at me like I'm the weird one



So obviously things got awkward as fuk and I was so turned off, so me and my friends took off

Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Knooger on January 13, 2014, 09:58:40 AM
Not soaping the anus is disgusting, you should have killed those dirty whores too.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: wes on January 13, 2014, 09:58:54 AM
I woulda` killed her and left her right where she lay!  :(
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: US MUSL on January 13, 2014, 09:58:59 AM
Years ago I walked in to a small local gym. There was a guy doing the pec-deck with a cigarette in his mouth. No lie.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: liberty on January 13, 2014, 10:10:01 AM
I'm gettin flashbacks of Jean Francois.......I AM
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: hrspwr1 on January 13, 2014, 10:15:24 AM
 My gyms treadmills have ashtrays on them, its all good.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: TrueGrit on January 13, 2014, 10:15:32 AM
She's right though. If she has got a big old turd waiting for dispatch, a bit of cleaning the entrance won't stop the juggernaut. If the rat's nose is at the door, your dick is getting shitty.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Lord Humungous on January 13, 2014, 10:24:49 AM
I'm gettin flashbacks of Jean Francois.......I AM

A true mans man and a legend among legends
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: wes on January 13, 2014, 10:26:30 AM
I'm gettin flashbacks of Jean Francois.......I AM
A true getbig legend!  :D

Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: macos on January 13, 2014, 02:51:59 PM
Smoking is allowed in gyms. You got to train your lungs too.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: SmallPole on January 13, 2014, 02:56:58 PM
I am from Poland. I am in America for business and is morning I go to gym. The lady working counter kick me out for smoking inside gym. My gym in poland allow smoking. Is this common in America.

what city/ gym do you go to in poland?
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 13, 2014, 02:58:20 PM
I always enjoy a good cuban cigar between sets.


I believe I left myself open with some "fixed" statements with my comment above  ;D
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: macos on January 13, 2014, 02:59:23 PM
Get ready for a double bypass heart surgery from cigars.
 :-*
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Teutonic Knight on January 13, 2014, 02:59:52 PM
I am from Poland. I am in America for business and is morning I go to gym. The lady working counter kick me out for smoking inside gym. My gym in poland allow smoking. Is this common in America.

 ;D ;D ;D

o man, in some parts of Sydney (Chatswood) no smoking on the street (shopping mall,Victoria St.,),no smoking on bus stations,
trains stations,............
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: macos on January 13, 2014, 03:01:35 PM
^^where I stay, we got a fine for smoking in Public
  >:(
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on January 13, 2014, 05:06:47 PM
what city/ gym do you go to in poland?

The Pierogi Gym in Lodz.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: 240 is Back on January 13, 2014, 05:39:07 PM
taking bubble baths allows one to absorb soapy Mr. Bubble in the anus without invasive physical entry.  
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: AVBG on January 13, 2014, 08:05:20 PM
I can see Galeniko sparking up a Marlborough in between sets, cig in his mouth whilst spotting someone on the incline bench ;)
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Knooger on January 13, 2014, 08:18:48 PM
taking bubble baths allows one to absorb soapy Mr. Bubble in the anus without invasive physical entry.  

I soap my anus regularly, but always seem to avoid any penetration.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: 240 is Back on January 13, 2014, 08:20:48 PM
I soap my anus regularly, but always seem to avoid any penetration.

I feel a little uncomfortable letting anything touch my anus, even my soaped digits.  I dislike toilet paper too.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Knooger on January 13, 2014, 08:28:51 PM
I feel a little uncomfortable letting anything touch my anus, even my soaped digits.  I dislike toilet paper too.

I cram the bar of soap between the cheeks and give it a good soaping. Then rinse the bar and put it away. The ass hole should be the last thing you wash during the shower. Once you start doing it you will never stop, the shit has to be cleaned from the pucker hole, it is just plain nasty to leave it unwashed.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Knooger on January 13, 2014, 08:30:57 PM
Make sure you shit in the morning before the shower, clean that bad boy and you'll never have an itchy ass again, no shit stains on the underwear. This is America, my friend, you need to be doing this correctly. There is no penetration during this process.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Primemuscle on January 13, 2014, 08:34:08 PM
I am from Poland. I am in America for business and is morning I go to gym. The lady working counter kick me out for smoking inside gym. My gym in poland allow smoking. Is this common in America.

Have you thought about sticking your lit cigarette in you butt hole and puffing on it?
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Novena on January 13, 2014, 11:37:06 PM
Have you thought about sticking your lit cigarette in you butt hole and puffing on it?

Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Teutonic Knight on January 13, 2014, 11:46:57 PM
Greek Aussie Terry Mitsos (Mr. Australia/Mr.World) would smoke between sets outside Sydney Broadway gym, now
still puffs at his gym.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: _aj_ on January 14, 2014, 03:33:50 AM
I can see Galeniko sparking up a Marlborough in between sets, cig in his mouth whilst spotting someone on the incline bench ;)

Haha, yes! And letting the ash drop on him during the spot!
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Quickerblade on January 14, 2014, 04:00:58 AM
Greek Aussie Terry Mitsos (Mr. Australia/Mr.World) would smoke between sets outside Sydney Broadway gym, now
still puffs at his gym.

I remember danny karam head butted him in Marrickville cause he would allow danny to place a gun behind the counter,
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 14, 2014, 04:05:58 AM
I am from Poland. I am in America for business and is morning I go to gym. The lady working counter kick me out for smoking inside gym. My gym in poland allow smoking. Is this common in America.

Seriously dude, join a gym with a cigar room.
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 14, 2014, 04:51:12 AM
I am from Poland. I am in America for business and is morning I go to gym. The lady working counter kick me out for smoking inside gym. My gym in poland allow smoking. Is this common in America.

Hi Borat
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: AVBG on January 14, 2014, 09:56:59 AM
Haha, yes! And letting the ash drop on him during the spot!

Training partner looks back up at him to which Gal replies "Vot?"
Title: Re: Smoking in Gym
Post by: Teutonic Knight on January 14, 2014, 12:43:36 PM
I remember danny karam head butted him in Marrickville cause he would allow danny to place a gun behind the counter,

Danny is Leb, right .
Terry is still puffing every morning outside his place, "smart" promo 4 his gym  ;D