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Title: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: Neymar Barca on January 16, 2014, 01:10:41 AM
he said "Larry is not anymore with my company,am running all the business"...

Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: musclecenter on January 16, 2014, 01:20:53 AM
Breaking news just saw on Getbig TV.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: macos on January 16, 2014, 01:28:57 AM
How do you apply for the job
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: G_Thang on January 16, 2014, 01:29:06 AM
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he isn't selling enough shit to keep larry employed. that's the TRUE STORY!
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: Bevo on January 16, 2014, 01:39:19 AM
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he isn't selling enough shit to keep larry employed. that's the TRUE STORY!

Your hatred toward jay is not healthy  :D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on January 16, 2014, 02:27:29 AM
Just saw this on CNN
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Post by: wes on January 16, 2014, 03:31:21 AM
Larry won`t recover.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: bigmc on January 16, 2014, 03:32:10 AM
jay = bankrupt in two years
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Post by: _aj_ on January 16, 2014, 03:41:53 AM
Yup, saw the chiron roll under the presidential press conference.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: HavoX on January 16, 2014, 04:17:20 AM
I bet it's that shitty divorce. I don't understand it.  If your body is your source of income, you will start losing money after your prime.  These fookin judges keep giving the x wives whale-type alimony and child support.

No incentive for the x wives to move on... That kills the golden goose. 

Drives me crazy to see hulk hogan doing rent-a-center commercials.  Now jay has to mail his own used posing trunks.  G4P in 2 years.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: The Grim Lifter on January 16, 2014, 04:29:13 AM
I bet it's that shitty divorce. I don't understand it.  If your body is your source of income, you will start losing money after your prime.  These fookin judges keep giving the x wives whale-type alimony and child support.

No incentive for the x wives to move on... That kills the golden goose. 

Drives me crazy to see hulk hogan doing rent-a-center commercials.  Now jay has to mail his own used posing trunks.  G4P in 2 years.

In 2 years he'll be Tier 3
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 16, 2014, 05:30:18 AM
he said "Larry is not anymore with my company,am running all the business"...




He has a "Brand Manager" that he pays Walmart wages to work 6 days a week....Jay's just being a cheap guy but like RX Muscle, you get what you pay for
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: liberty on January 16, 2014, 05:35:30 AM
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Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: TommyBoy on January 16, 2014, 05:38:43 AM
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hahahahaha GOLD

Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: _bruce_ on January 16, 2014, 05:51:54 AM
Imagine him in a job interview...

Boss: "Well, before we start the interview I have to admit that we're looking for a Butt-ler who can handle a "tight" schedule ..."

*5 minutes pass*
JaY: "Fine, fine by me. My name's Gay Buttler, I mean Jay Cutler...."

Boss: "Pleased to meet you, my name's Nolan. Before I'll show you around the mansion - how did your ex-wife's breasts feel like?"

*Jay moves slightly in his chair... instantly a fart escapes*
jAy: "I, I can't remember. "
*little tears start running down his face*
JaY:"Mr. Nolan, where are my pants and why can't I call my parents?"

Boss:"I put them into the upper chambers where the posing oil and cameras reside."

*Jay's getting an uneasy vibe from Nolan and wants change matters*

Joy:"I'm a DJ too you know, I..."

*BOOM! Suddenly the oak doors split open with a bang and Juruth, well Mr. Juruth, catapults himself into the room his throbbing hard on directly focused on Jay*

JAy:"Moooooooooooooom!"


THE END





Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: Tito24 on January 16, 2014, 05:58:26 AM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/getbig054.jpg)

Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: Neymar Barca on January 16, 2014, 06:05:50 AM
someone asked in JAY`s thread "why Larry isnt working with jay anymore" I bet that ass licker madmax6 will say something "you know larry and the champ are still friends but they are not working together" am so emmbarased watching that madmax6 guy licking jays ass
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: Tito24 on January 16, 2014, 06:08:57 AM
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Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: Pet shop boys on January 16, 2014, 06:37:15 AM
jay = bankrupt in two years


I don't know if youre being serious but he will have to do some majors changes in his life style....

(he started already) no doubt.


WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: Stan Diego on January 16, 2014, 06:37:42 AM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/getbig054.jpg)



Glory days. True Adonis looking ripped right there. When you've peaked nowhere to go but back down...
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: Rambone on January 16, 2014, 07:21:41 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Do_b0ef3a_379570.jpg)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: liberty on January 16, 2014, 08:21:43 AM
This vid is better
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Post by: 240 is Back on January 16, 2014, 08:30:44 AM
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LOL!  Love it
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 16, 2014, 08:36:17 AM
Imagine him in a job interview...

Boss: "Well, before we start the interview I have to admit that we're looking for a Butt-ler who can handle a "tight" schedule ..."

*5 minutes pass*
JaY: "Fine, fine by me. My name's Gay Buttler, I mean Jay Cutler...."

Boss: "Pleased to meet you, my name's Nolan. Before I'll show you around the mansion - how did your ex-wife's breasts feel like?"

*Jay moves slightly in his chair... instantly a fart escapes*
jAy: "I, I can't remember. "
*little tears start running down his face*
JaY:"Mr. Nolan, where are my pants and why can't I call my parents?"

Boss:"I put them into the upper chambers where the posing oil and cameras reside."

*Jay's getting an uneasy vibe from Nolan and wants change matters*

Joy:"I'm a DJ too you know, I..."

*BOOM! Suddenly the oak doors split open with a bang and Juruth, well Mr. Juruth, catapults himself into the room his throbbing hard on directly focused on Jay*

JAy:"Moooooooooooooom!"


THE END







Looooololol
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: LurkerNoMore on January 16, 2014, 08:45:55 AM
Time to extend an invite for Larry to join our nice little cesspool here.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: Bevo on January 16, 2014, 08:52:24 AM
I want to apply to be Monique's assistant
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: wes on January 16, 2014, 09:01:22 AM
I heard Jay is thinking or hiring Moe and Curly to replace Larry........not officially confirmed as of yet.
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Post by: US MUSL on January 16, 2014, 11:02:19 AM
Next thing you know Jay will be giving up sushi for canned tuna and Ritz crackers.
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Post by: macos on January 16, 2014, 12:19:58 PM
Jay has  a lot of fans. Could make nice money from g4p
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: TrueGrit on January 16, 2014, 12:39:25 PM
Absolutely stunned. I have had to have two whiskies and a long sit down. Insane world we live in.

Stay strong Larry. You can always live in your car.
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Post by: oldtimer1 on January 16, 2014, 12:48:16 PM
I never understood why these guys never opened a business to sustain them self when their endorsements dried up.  I assume he was making $600K a year in his best years. Now he might be making 50K. Why didn't he open up Jay Cutler gym or a health food store is beyond me?
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: Rambone on January 16, 2014, 01:07:16 PM
Absolutely stunned. I have had to have two whiskies and a long sit down. Insane world we live in.

Stay strong Larry. You can always live in your car.

Some are taking this news harder than others. Hang in there brother.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: Wolfox on January 16, 2014, 01:40:59 PM
I bet Jay kept the chick who shaved his back. I think it was Larrys girlfriend.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: GymnJuice on January 16, 2014, 02:39:12 PM
he said "Larry is not anymore with my company,am running all the business"...

He left to pursue his video game career full time
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: Marty Champions on January 16, 2014, 02:44:40 PM
He left to pursue his video game career full time
hey larry we need a getbig the game

let it be like a life simulation game with all the different getbiggers and bodybuilders existing in a simulated world, who ever ends up with the most money and there life wins
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 16, 2014, 03:10:51 PM
Has Jay publicly said anything about his divorce yet? Hasn't it been years now?
Title: Re: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on January 16, 2014, 10:13:20 PM
I hope everyone spends a day apart, then makes up.