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Post by: 240 is Back on January 10, 2006, 09:48:51 PM: ,,,
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Post by: Mr.Primo on January 10, 2006, 09:58:40 PM: I got it all planed out, we kill the bitch and put her on kelly's jag, then we burn it, hell yeah, we'll never get caught.
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Post by: stuff81380 on January 10, 2006, 10:03:28 PM: Craig - I wonder what Derek Anthony would do?
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Post by: Mr. Intenseone on January 10, 2006, 10:03:28 PM: "Damn....I'm REALLY screwed now"
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Post by: 240 is Back on January 10, 2006, 10:16:41 PM: Craig: "I can't believe the 240 kid wanted to call a website 'FreeCraigTitus.com' and give away free Titus memorabilia. What a dumbass."
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Post by: BGSLVOWNR on January 10, 2006, 11:15:01 PM: " I SURE WISH I COULD FILM ANOTHER MOVIE SUCKING OFF OLD ASIAN MEN FOR MY STEROID HABIT MONEY"
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Post by: Oliver Klaushof on January 10, 2006, 11:22:24 PM: Kelly: "Titus nuts aren't that small....no really, they aren't hahahaa"
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Post by: chafed_nut_sack420 on January 10, 2006, 11:35:31 PM: Kelly: "Look, Craig's nipple wants to say something." hahaha ::)
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Post by: Karl Kox on January 11, 2006, 12:34:21 AM: ;D
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Post by: gcb on January 11, 2006, 01:41:14 AM: Craig - prison sex is gonna be great
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Post by: phyxsius on January 11, 2006, 01:47:35 AM: Kelly: No no.. What you have heard about Craig cheating on me is completely untrue.. Craig is a very loyal husband and loves me alot. We had sex every single night.

Craig: he he he. yeah right. Hmm... I wonder how long can I last with Melissa tonight? My personal best is 1 minute 24 seconds
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Post by: WiseGuy on January 11, 2006, 04:50:12 PM: ..........meanwhile at a jailhouse conference the titus' take questions from the press

Wiseguy: "this is wiseguy from WTFTV in Boston".... " craig do you think it was the brightest idea to be chugging rootbeer during your escape, I mean everyone knows the FBI can track those cans via satellite"...

Craig: "I dunno, I am offseason, it was my freebie for the week.....whatever"(in a hushed tone, looking away)

press: a smattering of chuckles...

Kelly: laughing to the press corps--"hahaha... he is a fucking idiot, I do not know why i married him"....

>:(
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Post by: Hedgehog on January 11, 2006, 04:59:06 PM: Quote from: 240 is Back on January 10, 2006, 09:48:51 PM
,,,

"I just love the taste..."

YIP
Zack
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Post by: spotter on April 08, 2006, 08:45:35 PM: Quote from: 240 is Back on January 10, 2006, 09:48:51 PM
,,,

"I am accused of Murder, and all I got was this crummy Tee Shirt"
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Post by: LuciusFox on April 08, 2006, 08:49:50 PM: My name is Craig Titus
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Post by: Bones on April 08, 2006, 09:02:24 PM: Quote from: BGSLVOWNR on January 10, 2006, 11:15:01 PM
" I SURE WISH I COULD FILM ANOTHER MOVIE SUCKING OFF OLD ASIAN MEN FOR MY STEROID HABIT MONEY"
LOL...I hope he doesn't mind the idea of having something like that mic shoves up his ass ;D
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Post by: gtbro1 on April 08, 2006, 09:06:06 PM: looks like he is pass'n a silent but deadly fart.
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Post by: LurkyLurker on April 08, 2006, 09:19:26 PM: Quote from: LuciusFox on April 08, 2006, 08:49:50 PM
My name is Craig Titus

Brilliant!
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Post by: LuciusFox on April 08, 2006, 09:20:13 PM: Quote from: LurkyLurker on April 08, 2006, 09:19:26 PM
Brilliant!

I feel that subtlety goes a long way ;D
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Post by: alexxx on April 08, 2006, 09:22:50 PM: "The jokes on them, I already have three brides waiting for me in jail and all shapes of balls to play with."
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 08, 2006, 09:27:16 PM: Both Craig -

“Mmmmmm yeah, this is some strong shit. Feeling sooo good.”

or

"monster neck on that reporter"
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Post by: Jay5683 on April 10, 2006, 10:42:25 AM: Craig: Shit I will have a new X connection now Brother.
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Post by: shockandawe on April 10, 2006, 11:51:43 AM: Craig as Popeye: "Uk, uk, uk, uk, uk... Oh Olive Oyl... this damn suit is killing me. But the shape of this microphone head is really taking my mind off of it all...Ooooh...."

Olive Oyl (aka Kelly): "Oh Popeye! Shoot some Nubain and shut up!"

(By the way, this whole grand jury crap of people saying, "I don't know why he had morphine..." or "No one in bodybuilding uses morphine..." HUHHH???? Nubain is morphine's fraternal twin!! No one has told investigators of prosecutors this yet, or they haven't figured it out?)

And by the way, this "best friend" of Kelly's, Megan whatsherface... If she was going over to see Kelly to help her into rehab, she must have known that Kelly wasn't in a frame of mind (normal that is) to come help some wholesome college co-ed/ graduate celebrate her graduation at a wholesome, normal restaurant that night. Shooting drugs into toe veins isn't exactly white linen fodder!
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