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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Your Average GymRat on January 22, 2014, 10:05:09 AM
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One of my cardinal rules is laying down the law and laying it down early. I started a new job recently as a debt collector for a major department store. When I was interviewing for this job I noticed one of the guys on the floor there looking at me as I sat in the glass office. He leaned over to the guy in the cubicle next to him and said something. Then the other guy looked at me. Biggest mistake of his life as far as I was concerned. Fast forward: I'm walking down the hallway my third day on the job and I see the guy who was eyeballing me walk into the Men's Room. I quietly follow him in, and he's checking himself out in the mirror. Then he looks into the mirror and sees me right behind him. He starts to whirl around and I catch him in the jaw with a vicious left hook. He falls backward into the sink, spitting blood out of his mouth. That was three weeks ago and nobody has seen him since. He wisely moved on to a new company.
I was up in the club and I saw the guy. He was dancing with some ho. I took a shot of Jack Daniels and peeled. I walked right up and stepped right in front of him and started dancing with his girlfriend. Her hands were wandering all over my pecs and abs. Dude still didn know it was me and he starts trying to grab my arm and pull me away from his bitch.I turn around and he sees my face and he looks like he saw a ghost. I told him to leave now or I'd break his face again. He turned around and ran out of the club full speed. Then I took the bitch into the bathroom where she gave me some quick head before I shot a load down her throat and took off.
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sounds like a very harmonious family you have with your dad and mom having a fun night out
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Cool! what else didn't happen.
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I was up in the club and I saw the guy. He was dancing with some ho. I took a shot of Jack Daniels and peeled. I walked right up and stepped right in front of him and started dancing with his girlfriend. Her hands were wandering all over my pecs and abs. Dude still didn know it was me and he starts trying to grab my arm and pull me away from his bitch.I turn around and he sees my face and he looks like he saw a ghost. I told him to leave now or I'd break his face again. He turned around and ran out of the club full speed. Then I took the bitch into the bathroom where she gave me some quick head before I shot a load down her throat and took off.
Your soo cool.
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you left out the part where you tried to rape him...
bench
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you left out the part where you tried to rape him...
bench
;D
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Asif you don't fuck around bro.
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Asif you don't fuck around bro.
Some say I'm asif the paki, some say I'm a used car salesman from Boston, still others say I'm every gimmick that appears on Getbig. Nobody has come close. Understand this: Every word I say is Gospel.
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Some say I'm asif the paki, some say I'm a used car salesman from Boston, still others say I'm every gimmick that appears on Getbig. Nobody has come close. Understand this: Every word I say is Gospel.
All I care about is that you're quite funny. I mean that in a good way.
Bring the True Security guy out more, that gimmick also delivers the goods. In fact, all of your gimmicks does. ;D
All and all, I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of one of those 'vicious left hooks' :P
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I like this guy. Good dude it seems.
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team your average gym bully
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Yep. In fact, fuck this Team Kai shit.
I'm in The Organisation now.
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Sounds like your a dick, coward and a bully.
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I was up in the club and I saw the guy. He was dancing with some ho. I took a shot of Jack Daniels and peeled. I walked right up and stepped right in front of him and started dancing with his girlfriend. Her hands were wandering all over my pecs and abs. Dude still didn know it was me and he starts trying to grab my arm and pull me away from his bitch.I turn around and he sees my face and he looks like he saw a ghost. I told him to leave now or I'd break his face again. He turned around and ran out of the club full speed. Then I took the bitch into the bathroom where she gave me some quick head before I shot a load down her throat and took off.
And then you woke up!
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sounds familiar was the guy going by the nickname "bigsteve" perchance?
If so I suspect you better watch your back mr.bully
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sounds familiar was the guy going by the nickname "bigsteve" perchance?
If so I suspect you better watch your back mr.bully
There are many cheap imitations. But I stand alone.
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There are many cheap imitations. But I stand alone.
what is your bench? The bouncer was asking.
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YAGR is a great man!
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Yep. In fact, fuck this Team Kai shit.
I'm in The Organisation now.
You'd make a good company man.
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If you see the YAGR comming just hold your head down and don't look at him or you might get an asskickimg
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If you see the YAGR comming just hold your head down and don't look at him or you might get an asskickimg
Don't let your broad see me or it will end that piece of crap you call a relationship.
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you sure you werent that guy in the cublicle??
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J
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I was up in the club and I saw the guy. He was dancing with some ho. I took a shot of Jack Daniels and peeled. I walked right up and stepped right in front of him and started dancing with his girlfriend. Her hands were wandering all over my pecs and abs. Dude still didn know it was me and he starts trying to grab my arm and pull me away from his bitch.I turn around and he sees my face and he looks like he saw a ghost. I told him to leave now or I'd break his face again. He turned around and ran out of the club full speed. Then I took the bitch into the bathroom where she gave me some quick head before I shot a load down her throat and took off.
Haha, you're such a fag. Lmao.
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YAGR and his stories. lolol
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I was up in the club and I saw the guy. He was dancing with some ho. I took a shot of Jack Daniels and peeled. I walked right up and stepped right in front of him and started dancing with his girlfriend. Her hands were wandering all over my pecs and abs. Dude still didn know it was me and he starts trying to grab my arm and pull me away from his bitch.I turn around and he sees my face and he looks like he saw a ghost. I told him to leave now or I'd break his face again. He turned around and ran out of the club full speed. Then I took the bitch into the bathroom where she gave me some quick head before I shot a load down her throat and took off.
You have a very vivid imagination, although you seem a bit full of yourself.
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There are many cheap imitations. But I stand alone.
Indeed you do!
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J
is that you Spike?
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Some say I'm homosexual, some say I'm a used condom, still others say I'm everything wrong with Getbig. Everyone is correct. Understand this: Every word they say is Gospel.
Fixed.
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You have a very vivid imagination, although you seem a bit full of yourself.
lol
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is that you Spike?
Fresh of the leg press, my thong was chaffing one of my donkey lips so I decided to let me breathe
Enjoy :)