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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Tedim on January 23, 2014, 01:17:31 PM
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Me.....do we have Doritos (fuck the diet today)
Her.......no
Me.......I hate you
Her.......I hate you more
Me.......my girlfriend hates you
Her.......and we both hate your mother
;D
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she always makes me laugh as i splash my load on her face
normally your gf joins in
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it's only funny to her because she has a tall well built african lover with an enormous manhood
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It even funnier if you imagine it with a Russian accent.
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It even funnier if you imagine it with a Russian accent.
Could you imagine......
GetBig, to stand upon the sands.
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Me.....do we have Doritos (fuck the diet today)
Her.......no
Me.......I hate you
Her.......I hate you more
Me.......my girlfriend hates you
Her.......and we both hate your mother
;D
HA, I always have convos like this with my wife... and always mention the imaginary 'gf' when she gets lippy. Of course she usually replies back with something about one of my exs or about fucking the Rock...
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HA, I always have convos like this with my wife... and always mention the imaginary 'gf' when she gets lippy. Of course she usually replies back with something about one of my exs or about fucking the Rock...
Wives with sense of humor x100000000000 in value.
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I'm in.
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Were you fucking her in the ass while you had this conversation, if not then post this drivel on facebook instead.?
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This post is worth nothing without pictures.
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Were you fucking her in the ass while you had this conversation, if not then post this drivel on facebook instead.?
This is a pretty good point.
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Me.....do we have Doritos (fuck the diet today)
Her.......no
Me.......I hate you
Her.......I hate you more
Me.......my girlfriend hates you
Her.......and we both hate your mother
;D
made me lol
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made me lol
Keep Mensa away from your women or when your back is turned he will have them out in the Datsun B210 fogging up the windows.
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If my broad thinks I'm getting lippy, she proceeds to make grunting noises and waddles around with ILS in an attempt to imitate me.
Very disrespectful behavior.
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2 love birds shooting the shit - wearing indestructible work out boots.
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If my broad thinks I'm getting lippy, she proceeds to make grunting noises and waddles around with ILS in an attempt to imitate me.
Very disrespectful behavior.
Have you considered hucking some feces at her to discourage that behavior?
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Have you considered hucking some feces at her to discourage that behavior?
She's not a Hebrew, therefore I didn't assume I needed to utilize such primitive tactics.
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She's not a Hebrew, therefore I didn't assume I needed to utilize such primitive tactics.
Sorry, my mistake.
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If my broad thinks I'm getting lippy, she proceeds to make grunting noises and waddles around with ILS in an attempt to imitate me.
Very disrespectful behavior.
:D
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Funny woman you got there, Tedim.
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;D
Me.....do we have Doritos (fuck the diet today)
Her.......no
Me.......I hate you
Her.......I hate you more
Me.......my girlfriend hates you
Her.......and we both hate your mother
;D
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Lmao! I love her. What a keeper!!!
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Can she also handle Getbig jokes?
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Tedims wife is just a gimmick. She is also obese.
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Keep Mensa away from your women or when your back is turned he will have them out in the Datsun B210 fogging up the windows.
hey ;D
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5 :)
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Me.....do we have Doritos (fuck the diet today)
Her.......no
Me.......I hate you
Her.......I hate you more
Me.......my girlfriend hates you
Her.......and we both hate your mother
;D
Can I be your dog for a week? Nothing sexual, I just want to fetch your newspaper in the morning.
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Can I be your dog for a week? Nothing sexual, I just want to fetch your newspaper in the morning.
"I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him."
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"I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him."
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NEW ENTRY....
something something something...
ME: I want a new wife!
HER: Why? You don't use the one you have.......
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NEW ENTRY....
something something something...
ME: I want a new wife!
HER: Why? You don't use the one you have.......
Not to be an asshole but only you and your wife think its funny. Sorry!
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Not to be an asshole but only you and your wife think its funny. Sorry!
:D
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Not to be an asshole but only you and your wife think its funny. Sorry!
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this is the worst comedian in getbig history
this is a mudshark free zone....move along
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keep telling yourself you dont desperately want to hit this ::)
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See a guy at IHOP with girlfriend wearing bedazzled jeans
Me "fag"
Wife "not everyone shops at Tractor Supply for their clothes"
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Yesterday my 3 year old son walks over to me while i'm plastering in my living room, with his little watering can and says "Daddy, can you please fill this up for me again, Mummy's gone upstairs"
So I say (expecting him to tell me how good he's been etc) "And why should I stop what i'm doing, go all the way to the outside tap and fill it up for you, son?"
He looks at me dead staight and goes "Because it's empty?"
Hahahahaha fucking kids
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See a guy at IHOP with girlfriend wearing bedazzled jeans
Me "fag"
Wife "not everyone shops at Tractor Supply for their clothes"
Caught me off guard. I chortled heartily.
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Me.....do we have Doritos (fuck the diet today)
Her.......no
Me.......I hate you
Her.......I hate you more
Me.......my girlfriend hates you
Her.......and we both hate your mother
;D
I am glad that the gay marriage thing is working for you.
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HA, I always have convos like this with my wife... and always mention the imaginary 'gf' when she gets lippy. Of course she usually replies back with something about one of my exs or about fucking the Rock...
Your wife fancy the Rock too?
My gf always shows me pics of him. Don't care a bit why would he want a Brazilian with a good ass and tits? ;D
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That was awesome!
Gotta appreciate a woman's sense of humor! One of my favorite things about my wife is that she can say some really funny ass shit sometimes!
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lol three months ago some 20 year old got lippy with me I called her a whore dropped her off at a strip club and pointed to it as I proceeded to tell her "this where you belong you fucking whore" t
next day she had left a diary in my car, and in the diary there was a picture of a cartoon character at a birthday partyy by himself. And on it she wrote "my childhood". And a picture she drew of her with her family (or family she wished she had i guess) The picture was called. "I have a family that loves me"
Did I feel bad? Of course. But I tried with her. And to be fair it wouldnt of made a difference...A girl this emotionally fucked, with problems that root that deep will never have respect for herself.
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lol three months ago some 20 year old got lippy with me I called her a whore dropped her off at a strip club and pointed to it as I proceeded to tell her "this where you belong you fucking whore" t
next day she had left a diary in my car, and in the diary there was a picture of a cartoon character at a birthday partyy by himself. And on it she wrote "my childhood". And a picture she drew of her with her family (or family she wished she had i guess) The picture was called. "I have a family that loves me"
Did I feel bad? Of course. But I tried with her. And to be fair it wouldnt of made a difference...A girl this emotionally fucked, with problems that root that deep will never have respect for herself.
That last sentence...you could probably say the same about yourself.
Being plain nasty to people.....you got problems. Wonder what cut you so deeply that you have to do this to others.
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"I deserve half."
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That last sentence...you could probably say the same about yourself.
Being plain nasty to people.....you got problems. Wonder what cut you so deeply that you have to do this to others.
your wrong on the bold. About a month after that incident I had a one night stand with some girl who woke up hangover. I went to the gas station and got her a lemonade at the gas station because she wasnt in the mood for orange juice...made her breakfast... got her dressed. Yeah real asshole I am. ::) She called me thanking me for being such a sweetheart.
The girl your talking about lied to my face. She deserved every word I said to her. I dont regret it
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your wrong on the bold. About a month after that incident I had a one night stand with some girl who woke up hangover. I went to the gas station and got her a lemonade at the gas station because she wasnt in the mood for orange juice...made her breakfast... got her dressed. Yeah real asshole I am. ::) She called me thanking me for being such a sweetheart.
The girl your talking about lied to my face. She deserved every word I said to her. I dont regret it
Thats what happens when you pick up girls with learning difficulties.