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Title: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Darren Avey on January 24, 2014, 02:30:45 PM


tries to be all badass then gets smashed to the ground hahaha
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Post by: Sam on January 24, 2014, 02:31:20 PM
Fail
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Post by: Hulkotron on January 24, 2014, 02:33:47 PM
Haha great clip

Would like to see the look on this champion's face when the guy opened the door and got out :D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Sam on January 24, 2014, 02:39:30 PM
However the guy in the car is fucked as its all on video and he will be done for assault. Mind you they both looked like kunts so no big deal
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 24, 2014, 02:45:36 PM
I fucking hate cyclists who just pull into the lane like they are faster than a car.  FUck I hate them.  FUCK!
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Post by: Marty Champions on January 24, 2014, 03:09:51 PM
why arent these faggets riding mountain bikes not these little queer cycles
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 24, 2014, 03:20:34 PM
Bigmc doesn't care for cyclists apparently.
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Post by: Schnauzer on January 24, 2014, 03:21:31 PM
I hate people in Audi's
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Post by: Roger Bacon on January 24, 2014, 03:22:36 PM
Good video

Tough (modern) European... That's an oxymoron? ???

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Post by: TrueGrit on January 24, 2014, 03:25:54 PM
They're both assholes. The cyclist was looking for an argument.
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Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on January 24, 2014, 04:04:44 PM
Brilliant video. I fuckin hate cyclists with their holier than thou attitude that they are saving the planet.

Sitting in the box blocking cars as if they own the fuckin road.

In reality they pay no road tax and are always the type of skinny, hippyish,  dirty, bearded, bogging wee ratbags who get all sweaty riding into work and then stink out the call centre they work in.

One of then gave me a dirty look while I was driving my daughter to school the other day and if I had been in the car myself I would have blootered the c.unt. The thought that he got away made my blood boil all day. >:(
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Post by: Voice of Doom on January 24, 2014, 04:12:31 PM
cyclists .... ::)
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Post by: Andy Griffin on January 24, 2014, 04:15:35 PM
Brilliant video. I fuckin hate cyclists with their holier than thou attitude that they are saving the planet.

Sitting in the box blocking cars as if they own the fuckin road.

In reality they pay no road tax and are always the type of skinny, hippyish,  dirty, bearded, bogging wee ratbags who get all sweaty riding into work and then stink out the call centre they work in.

One of then gave me a dirty look while I was driving my daughter to school the other day and if I had been in the car myself I would have blootered the c.unt. The thought that he got away made my blood boil all day. >:(

I can appreciate what you are saying, but God would have been angry at you destroying that phag when God already has plans to send him AIDS. 
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Post by: kh300 on January 24, 2014, 04:16:28 PM
LOL @ a guy acting tough on a fucking bicycle.
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Post by: hrspwr1 on January 24, 2014, 04:18:19 PM
 HA, everybody got a plan until you punch them in the mouth.
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Post by: Emmortal on January 24, 2014, 04:22:08 PM
However the guy in the car is fucked as its all on video and he will be done for assault. Mind you they both looked like kunts so no big deal

The cyclist threw first and didn't make much contact, the passenger of the Audi was just defending himself.  The cyclist should have kept his mouth shut, there wasn't any reason for him to start bitching to begin with.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: wes on January 24, 2014, 04:32:10 PM
Chases him for blocks only to take a shot to the face, then does jackshit about it!  LOL  :D

Imbecile!!!
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 24, 2014, 04:38:08 PM


tries to be all badass then gets smashed to the ground hahaha
read about this in the globe and fail
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 24, 2014, 05:02:28 PM
Chases him for blocks only to take a shot to the face, then does jackshit about it!  LOL  :D

Imbecile!!!

lol what did he think was going to happen!
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 24, 2014, 05:06:54 PM
lol what did he think was going to happen!
didn't this also  happen in Toronto and then the guy ran the cyclist over with his car??
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 24, 2014, 05:48:21 PM
Lots of tough talkers here who are prob too lazy for a bicycle ride  ::)
Fact of the matter, this driver wasn't allowed to wait for the traffic light in this area.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 24, 2014, 05:52:36 PM
Lots of tough talkers here who are prob too lazy for a bicycle ride  ::)
Fact of the matter, this driver wasn't allowed to wait for the traffic light in this area.
and the cyclist sped... went into the wrong lane and harassed a motorist   he got what he deserved.. I would have run him over
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 24, 2014, 06:04:47 PM
and the cyclist sped... went into the wrong lane and harassed a motorist   he got what he deserved.. I would have run him over

Wrong lane? ::)
Look again before you say dumb things without realizing the consequences.

@0:18 without any reason the driver almost overrides a cyclist.
@0:28 a cyclist informs him that the driver isn't allowed to stand there.
@0:32 driver doesn't give a fuck and drives away

Now explain me how reasonable this driver's behavior is.

Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: The True Adonis on January 24, 2014, 06:12:20 PM
Bicycles belong on the sidewalk.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 24, 2014, 06:16:18 PM
Bicycles belong on the sidewalk.

Great liberal point of view, maybe you should discover the rest of the world ::)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 24, 2014, 06:17:42 PM
Wrong lane? ::)
Look again before you say dumb things without realizing the consequences.

@0:18 without any reason the driver almost overrides a cyclist.
@0:28 a cyclist informs him that the driver isn't allowed to stand there.
@0:32 driver doesn't give a fuck and drives away

Now explain me how reasonable this driver's behavior is.


cyclist sped... split traffic antagonized the driver... got what he deserved.   fa gg ots ride bikes      he should have kept his mouth shut
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: The True Adonis on January 24, 2014, 06:18:27 PM
Great liberal point of view, maybe you should discover the rest of the world ::)
Sorry, I would never ride a faggoty bike around town when I can drive a car.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 24, 2014, 06:20:17 PM
cyclist sped... split traffic antagonized the driver... got what he deserved.   fa gg ots ride bikes      he should have kept his mouth shut

You have clearly the reasoning of a fucktard.
Cyclist stood up for his right.
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Post by: The Ugly on January 24, 2014, 06:22:10 PM

Cyclist stood up for his right.

Pardon my ignorance, but what did the driver do wrong?
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: The True Adonis on January 24, 2014, 06:23:09 PM
You have clearly the reasoning of a fucktard.
Cyclist stood up for his right.
He did stand up for his right to pendantic faggotry.  Look where that got him.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 24, 2014, 06:29:49 PM
Pardon my ignorance, but what did the driver do wrong?

Again:
@0:18 without any reason the driver almost overrides a cyclist.
@0:28 a cyclist informs him that the driver isn't allowed to stand there.
@0:32 driver doesn't give a fuck and drives away
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 24, 2014, 06:30:40 PM
He did stand up for his right to pendantic faggotry.  Look where that got him.

ROFL!
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: The Ugly on January 24, 2014, 06:31:53 PM
Again:
@0:18 without any reason the driver almost overrides a cyclist.
@0:28 a cyclist informs him that the driver isn't allowed to stand there.
@0:32 driver doesn't give a fuck and drives away

Ok, thanks. Not familiar with this sort of thing.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 24, 2014, 06:32:56 PM
Again:
@0:18 without any reason the driver almost overrides a cyclist.
@0:28 a cyclist informs him that the driver isn't allowed to stand there.
@0:32 driver doesn't give a fuck and drives away

He wanted to play like some tough guy, and got owned like a little faggot. Bottom line
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 24, 2014, 06:33:13 PM
You have clearly the reasoning of a fucktard.
Cyclist fell down for his right.
fixed
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: TrueGrit on January 24, 2014, 06:34:15 PM
It was kinda beta the way he slunk off on his bike in the opposite direction.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 24, 2014, 06:37:43 PM
Again:
@0:18 without any reason the driver almost overrides a cyclist.
@0:28 a cyclist informs him that the driver isn't allowed to stand there.
@0:32 driver doesn't give a fuck and drives away
we have a cyclist amongst us   
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: wes on January 24, 2014, 06:38:13 PM
I thought when he got to the car he woulda` dragged the driver out and stomped a mudhole in his ass......but alas!  ;D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: The True Adonis on January 24, 2014, 06:40:30 PM
I remember in high school once, I had a brand new Convertible Jeep with a bunch of custom stuff on it-diamond plate-lift-winch-lights (easily recognizable), and my friend was with me and he had just gotten a a large milkshake.  Well, we saw this cyclist in his scrubs (he was a doctor) and we would always see him riding around.  So we both look at each other and we both know whats going to happen.  I speed up and he lobs that chocolate shake and nails him. Pretty amusing.

Then, about two months later I am at a stop light in my Jeep, top down, music blaring so I was unaware of anything around me.  Before the light turns green, I see a hand reach in with greenish scrubs and he grabs my wallet and then takes off and in an instant throws it in a sewer drain.  

I wasn`t even mad.  His revenge was justified.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 24, 2014, 06:41:18 PM
I'm a cyclist, I'm not a douchebag that tries to challenge automobiles though. When you're on a bike (or any slow moving vehicle) you need to stay the fuck out of the way of traffic.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: The True Adonis on January 24, 2014, 06:42:54 PM
Another friend of mine used to ride around in his 1978 Lincoln Town Car and purposely ride close to cyclists and smack them in the back with his hand, sometimes even knocking them off their bikes.  On occasion he would hit them with his side mirrors or door.  He had a unique sense of humor.


On a side note, he once saved my life and I would be dead if it wasn`t for him.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: wes on January 24, 2014, 06:43:00 PM
I remember in high school once, I had a brand new Convertible Jeep with a bunch of custom stuff on it-diamond plate-lift-winch-lights (easily recognizable), and my friend was with me and he had just gotten a a large milkshake.  Well, we saw this cyclist in his scrubs (he was a doctor) and we would always see him riding around.  So we both look at each other and we both know whats going to happen.  I speed up and he lobs that chocolate shake and nails him. Pretty amusing.

Then, about two months later I am at a stop light in my Jeep, top down, music blaring so I was unaware of anything around me.  Before the light turns green, I see a hand reach in with greenish scrubs and he grabs my wallet and then takes off and in an instant throws it in a sewer drain. 

I wasn`t even mad.  His revenge was justified.
Karmas a bitch dude!  :D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 24, 2014, 06:43:28 PM
I remember in high school once, I had a brand new Convertible Jeep with a bunch of custom stuff on it-diamond plate-lift-winch-lights (easily recognizable), and my friend was with me and he had just gotten a a large milkshake.  Well, we saw this cyclist in his scrubs (he was a doctor) and we would always see him riding around.  So we both look at each other and we both know whats going to happen.  I speed up and he lobs that chocolate shake and nails him. Pretty amusing.

Then, about two months later I am at a stop light in my Jeep, top down, music blaring so I was unaware of anything around me.  Before the light turns green, I see a hand reach in with greenish scrubs and he grabs my wallet and then takes off and in an instant throws it in a sewer drain.  

I wasn`t even mad.  His revenge was justified.

Wow...  :o

Admirable reaction on your part, awesome story  ;D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 24, 2014, 06:43:40 PM
I'm a cyclist, I'm not a douchebag that tries to challenge automobiles though. When you're on a bike (or any slow moving vehicle) you need to stay the fuck out of the way of traffic.
amen
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 24, 2014, 06:44:48 PM
Ok, thanks. Not familiar with this sort of thing.

It might be confusing for Americans, but here in Europe cyclists DO have rights and on market locations like these, cars need to stop before that area.
I bet that most American here have no fucking clue about these differences, so they're only making themselves pathetic with their tough guy talk.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 24, 2014, 06:45:40 PM
It might be confusing for Americans, but here in Europe cyclists DO have rights and on market locations like these, cars need to stop before that area.
I bet that most American here have no fucking clue about these differences, so they're only making themselves pathetic with their tough guy talk.

By law, pedestrians always have the right-of-way here too. Doesn't give them an excuse to be annoying bitches though.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 24, 2014, 06:48:16 PM
It might be confusing for Americans, but here in Europe cyclists DO have rights and on market locations like these, cars need to stop before that area.
I bet that most American here have no fucking clue about these differences, so they're only making themselves pathetic with their tough guy talk.
and you sound like a limey cu nt  crying over a peddle bike....
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 24, 2014, 06:49:27 PM
By law, pedestrians always have the right-of-way here too. Doesn't give them an excuse to be annoying bitches though.

(pedestrians?!)
Again, observe that video from the beginning. It's clearly that driver who starts this by riding into a forbidden area for cars to stop.
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Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 24, 2014, 06:59:18 PM
(pedestrians?!)
Again, observe that video from the beginning. It's clearly that driver who starts this by riding into a forbidden area for cars to stop.
oh no forbidden little box  lol   get a grip shit stain
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Post by: Hypertrophy on January 24, 2014, 07:04:50 PM
oh no forbidden little box  lol   get a grip shit stain

Its a traffic lane for cyclists. Shit stain or not. The driver encroached on it.

No different than if you were driving and another car cut you off in your lane.

As for the cyclist and car interaction, there are tons of videos out there where the cyclist kicks the drivers ass.

I cycle a lot, and drive a lot. There are great cyclists and not so great cyclists. Same with drivers.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 24, 2014, 07:05:20 PM
oh no forbidden little box  lol   get a grip shit stain

Does your boyfriend refuses sex again or what's the matter with you?
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: The True Adonis on January 24, 2014, 07:09:43 PM
It might be confusing for Americans, but here in Europe cyclists DO have rights and on market locations like these, cars need to stop before that area.
I bet that most American here have no fucking clue about these differences, so they're only making themselves pathetic with their tough guy talk.
I bet you look real cute riding around in capri pants on your little ten-speed.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Hypertrophy on January 24, 2014, 07:11:43 PM
I bet you look real cute riding around in capri pants on your little ten-speed.


Cmon Adonis - Lots of us wear lycra when riding , and ride 22 speeds now. Ten speeds is so 1975. The lycra part is bodybuilding related, lol
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 24, 2014, 07:16:43 PM
I bet you look real cute riding around in capri pants on your little ten-speed.

I bet you've never been in the Netherlands..
Cars become a thing of the past, esp in cities.

(http://www.dehmagazine.be/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Wachtendetroep.jpg)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 24, 2014, 07:18:13 PM
Does your boyfriend refuses sex again or what's the matter with you?
your the girl crying over some fag you don't know..... or do you?
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: The True Adonis on January 24, 2014, 07:21:07 PM
I bet you've never been in the Netherlands..
Cars become a thing of the past, esp in cities.

(http://www.dehmagazine.be/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Wachtendetroep.jpg)
That really sucks.  I love cars.  Its ridiculous how expensive it is to drive a car in Europe. 
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 24, 2014, 07:22:28 PM
That really sucks.  I love cars.  Its ridiculous how expensive it is to drive a car in Europe. 

 :D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 24, 2014, 07:30:12 PM
That really sucks.  I love cars.  Its ridiculous how expensive it is to drive a car in Europe. 

Have you ever seen House Hunters International in the Netherlands?

You wouldn't believe how small their bathrooms are, and most of them don't have bathtubs or closets.  :o
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 24, 2014, 07:36:24 PM
Have you ever seen House Hunters International in the Netherlands?

You wouldn't believe how small their bathrooms are, and most of them don't have bathtubs or closets.  :o

Now tell me what's more important, an affordable healthcare system for everyone, which we do have or those bathroom features?
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 24, 2014, 07:44:36 PM
Now tell me what's more important, an affordable healthcare system for everyone, which we do have or those bathroom features?

I'd rather live in a system where the government is strictly limited to enforcing private property rights and individual rights of the people. One where private individuals have the freedom to make their own arrangements and to do as they please with their money. Where people have the ability to succeed or fail.

I don't want to live under a system of shared mediocrity, where everyone lives in a 500sqft "flat", are limited to crude and simple modes of transpiration, and are taken care of by the State.

I like it for you guys though, I really do. I'm saddened to know that your way of life might be destroyed by Muslims and Africans as a result of your ultra left wing politics.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 24, 2014, 07:58:30 PM
I'd rather live in a system where the government is strictly limited to enforcing private property and individual rights of the people. One where private individuals have the freedom to make their own arrangements and to do as they please with their money. Where people have the ability to succeed or fail.

I don't want to live under a system of shared mediocrity, where everyone lives in a 500sqft "flat", are limited to crude and simple modes of transpiration, and are taken care of by the State.


If you believe that the Netherlands is a typical socialist state, like we once were, more than 20 years ago, then you should def bring a visit to find out that this isn't the case. We're a mix of everything, partly because of the fact that we have 12 political parties. Try not to think too much in terms of black/white, the reality is different and more complicated in many cases. Don't just rely on the mainstream media  ;)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_political_parties_in_the_Netherlands
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 24, 2014, 08:30:49 PM
If you believe that the Netherlands is a typical socialist state, like we once were, more than 20 years ago, then you should def bring a visit to find out that this isn't the case. We're a mix of everything, partly because of the fact that we have 12 political parties. Try not to think too much in terms of black/white, the reality is different and more complicated in many cases. Don't just rely on the mainstream media.  ;)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_political_parties_in_the_Netherlands

Thanks brother, long live Geert Wilders!  8)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 24, 2014, 08:48:12 PM
Thanks brother, long live Geert Wilders!  8)

Geert became the Shizzo of Dutch politics  :D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: WalterWhite on January 24, 2014, 09:25:54 PM
It might be confusing for Americans, but here in Europe cyclists DO have rights and on market locations like these, cars need to stop before that area.
I bet that most American here have no fucking clue about these differences, so they're only making themselves pathetic with their tough guy talk.

So cyclists chase down drivers that break that rule and curse them out in a threatening way?  Guy got what he deserved and should have just let it go after pointing out the drivers error.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 24, 2014, 09:30:40 PM
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 24, 2014, 09:37:00 PM
So cyclists chase down drivers that break that rule and curse them out in a threatening way?  Guy got what he deserved and should have just let it go after pointing out the drivers error.
x2
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Radical Plato on January 24, 2014, 10:15:26 PM
Personally I can't stand people who HATE on cyclists.  And the dude in the clip didn't get hiss arse beat, it isn't hard to punch a man off a bicycle, typical cowards act, and nor was he playing the tough guy, he was simply standing up for his rights.

I never understood the hate towards cyclists.  I grew up cycling, I still do it and I drive also.  Yet you always get some idiot abusing you for riding your bike, normally some fat arse who has never exercised in his life.  There is a lot of fucking idiots on the road. I remember when I would drive trucks and there was always some idiot who will pull in front of you as you were slowing for a red light and if you had a full load on you would barely stop in time without hitting them.  Unless people participate in something themselves they rarely have any idea the experience the other person has.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 24, 2014, 10:29:20 PM
Personally I can't stand people who HATE on cyclists.  And the dude in the clip didn't get hiss arse beat, it isn't hard to punch a man off a bicycle, typical cowards act, and nor was he playing the tough guy, he was simply standing up for his rights.

I never understood the hate towards cyclists.  I grew up cycling, I still do it and I drive also.  Yet you always get some idiot abusing you for riding your bike, normally some fat arse who has never exercised in his life.  There is a lot of fucking idiots on the road. I remember when I would drive trucks and there was always some idiot who will pull in front of you as you were slowing for a red light and if you had a full load on you would barely stop in time without hitting them.  Unless people participate in something themselves they rarely have any idea the experience the other person has.


We all could have guessed that you would sympathize with this psychotic bicyclist.

I grew up cycling, I ride all spring and summer.  I stay out of the way of normal traffic though. I don't want to be a nuisance to the normal flow of traffic, just as I don't want to deal with slow bicyclists when I'm driving a car.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: macos on January 24, 2014, 10:30:15 PM
I like cycling. I prfer to drive though.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Jovo on January 24, 2014, 11:03:15 PM
hate bicycle riders

homo would have gotten shot around here by the type of character who drives an audi/merc/beamer lol
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 24, 2014, 11:20:29 PM
hate bicycle riders

homo would have gotten shot around here by the type of character who drives an audi/merc/beamer lol

Banging on someones window like that is pretty confrontational.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Master Blaster on January 24, 2014, 11:29:46 PM
My takeaway is that it looked like a fucking awesome place to bike. Beautiful, well maintained European roads. Clear signage. Nice architecture. An occasional pub here and there. It's all upsides.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: syntaxmachine on January 24, 2014, 11:51:34 PM
Have you ever seen House Hunters International in the Netherlands?

Gayer than watching the property brothers and caring enough to google whether they are gay or not.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 24, 2014, 11:55:25 PM
Gayer than watching the property brothers and googling whether they are gay or not.

Fuck!!! I feel so embarrassed...  :-[
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Radical Plato on January 25, 2014, 12:01:32 AM
We all could have guessed that you would sympathize with this psychotic bicyclist.

I grew up cycling, I ride all spring and summer.  I stay out of the way of normal traffic though. I don't want to be a nuisance to the normal flow of traffic, just as I don't want to deal with slow bicyclists when I'm driving a car.

Should have known you would side with the psychotic car driver.  It was the car driver who broke the law and endangered the cyclists and then assaulted the bike rider when called out on it. The cyclist had every right to call the driver out on his dangerous behaviour.

And you sound like a massive F@ggot, not wanting to be a nuisance to the flow of traffic.  Cyclists have just as much right to be on the road as drivers, you sound like a typical f@ggot desperate to please others because you have ZERO value for yourself.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: bigmc on January 25, 2014, 12:09:06 AM
so the cyclist chases the car driver and starts shouting abuse at him

the car driver has an easy defence

preemptive physical force because he feared for his safety

cyclist is an idiot
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Radical Plato on January 25, 2014, 12:11:47 AM
so the cyclist chases the car driver and starts shouting abuse at him

the car driver has an easy defence

preemptive physical force because he feared for his safety

cyclist is an idiot
Yeah, that crazy cyclist, just randomly chased down law abiding car driver and abused him.  ::)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: bigmc on January 25, 2014, 12:12:30 AM
Yeah, that crazy cyclist, just randomly chased down law abiding car driver and abused him.  ::)

im glad we are on the same page here

the menace of crazy cyclists must be addressed
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 25, 2014, 12:31:24 AM
Should have known you would side with the psychotic car driver.  It was the car driver who broke the law and endangered the cyclists and then assaulted the bike rider when called out on it. The cyclist had every right to call the driver out on his dangerous behaviour.

And you sound like a massive F@ggot, not wanting to be a nuisance to the flow of traffic.  Cyclists have just as much right to be on the road as drivers, you sound like a typical f@ggot desperate to please others because you have ZERO value for yourself.

ROFL... Touche  ;D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 25, 2014, 12:32:59 AM
Yeah, that crazy cyclist, just randomly chased down law abiding car driver and abused him.  ::)

Something tells me you're the kind of dipshit that blocks the fast lane from faster moving traffic while driving a car.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Radical Plato on January 25, 2014, 12:47:37 AM
Something tells me you're the kind of dipshit that blocks the fast lane from faster moving traffic while driving a car.
I live in a country where cyclists are entitled to use a lane, but when I ride alone I stick to the side of the road, when I ride in threes and fours we use the whole lane.  I know my rights, and I utilise them to my best advantage.  I ride according to the law and not to please some psychotic bike hating fuckwits!  If people just followed the rules of the road there would be ZERO problem, if people can't do that, they should stay home or catch the bus.

PS: I hate fucking idiots who drive slow in the fast lane or even sit abreast of other cars for prolonged periods preventing any overtaking.  For many years I drove trucks for a living, I currently have three road licenses, car, motorbike and truck.  I have experienced road useage wearing many different hats.  I am not some ignorant prick, I have no problem SHARING the road with all legal road users.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 01:19:00 AM
This is in London, in Faringdon near the city.

Driving to my office every day to central London I can categorically tell you what an absolute bunch of cuuunts these cyclist are, always getting in the way, causing traffic etc. What you probably don't see in the video is how these loser cyclists were slowing down traffic for miles before the initial red light.

I blame that left wing Marxist wanker Ken Livingston for initiating all these ride bike schemes in attempt to go Green, he cost London businesses lots of money with his bullshit.

If it was me I would probably wanted to smash the cyclist face in too but I would have most definitely refrained on the basis that:

a) The cyclist was clearly an old retarded guy and I just cant bring myself to beat up old retarded people however annoying they might be.  

b) Remember few threads back how I said first thing I always look for in these types of situations is where the CCTV camera's are etc. Well I tell you what's gonna happen to that guy, the police have already tapped his vehicle registration number and the guy will now face criminal charges, get a criminal record and a suspended sentence assuming he doesn't have previous history.


Welcome to modern day Britain! Does anyone blame me for wanting to get out of this shit hole, find a nice girl fitness model chick to get married, move to Vegas and have some kids??

 
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Dr.J on January 25, 2014, 01:57:15 AM
I would of kicked that piece of shiat when he was on the ground...idiot!!
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Darren Avey on January 25, 2014, 02:03:20 AM
All cyclists deserve this

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Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 25, 2014, 02:05:23 AM
I used to ride my bike on the pavement, fuck going on the roads its dangerous.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: smoothasf on January 25, 2014, 05:35:05 AM
Brilliant video. I fuckin hate cyclists with their holier than thou attitude that they are saving the planet.

Sitting in the box blocking cars as if they own the fuckin road.

In reality they pay no road tax and are always the type of skinny, hippyish,  dirty, bearded, bogging wee ratbags who get all sweaty riding into work and then stink out the call centre they work in.

One of then gave me a dirty look while I was driving my daughter to school the other day and if I had been in the car myself I would have blootered the c.unt. The thought that he got away made my blood boil all day. >:(
You retard resit your test, your a danger to everyone. They sit in the box because that's what the law says they should do, there is no such thing as road tax, it's a vehicle tax, no emissions no tax, cyclists built your roads.  I do not road cycle, yes I have been hit off by a moron like you.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on January 25, 2014, 05:45:22 AM
You retard resit your test, your a danger to everyone. They sit in the box because that's what the law says they should do, there is no such thing as road tax, it's a vehicle tax, no emissions no tax, cyclists built your roads.  I do not road cycle, yes I have been hit off by a moron like you.

I know that you wee fud.  I don't sit in the boxes or drive in the cycle lane. The cu nt that annoyed me was cutting in front of me an causing me to brake. I sounded my horn at him so he wouldn't end up killing himself and for that I got a dirty look from the hiipy bawbag.

I assume I've touched a nerve with you as you are obviously one of these dirty sweaty dildos who cycle to their call centre job every day.

Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: dr.chimps on January 25, 2014, 05:56:57 AM
Love my bike, but I stay the the fuck to the curb. I understand biker's 'rights,' but they are cold comfort compared to a two-ton vehicle up your ass. A no-brainer.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: anabolichalo on January 25, 2014, 05:57:35 AM
ronnie coleman would have crushed his head like a can of coke
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Andy Griffin on January 25, 2014, 06:00:19 AM
A cogent insight found in the YouTube comments section:

Pretty obvious the peasant cyclist was looking for a row and certainly got it! Once on his arse  quickly gets up and fucks off no doubt to avoid more embarrassment. Audi driver 1, peasant 0.....
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on January 25, 2014, 06:44:37 AM
Chases him for blocks only to take a shot to the face, then does jackshit about it!  LOL  :D

Imbecile!!!

Time Wescock with the objective analysis  ;D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Sam on January 25, 2014, 10:13:26 AM
Brilliant video. I fuckin hate cyclists with their holier than thou attitude that they are saving the planet.

Sitting in the box blocking cars as if they own the fuckin road.

In reality theypay no road tax  and are always the type of skinny, hippyish,  dirty, bearded, bogging wee ratbags who get all sweaty riding into work and then stink out the call centre they work in.

One of then gave me a dirty look while I was driving my daughter to school the other day and if I had been in the car myself I would have blootered the c.unt. The thought that he got away made my blood boil all day. >:(

No such thing as road tax - it does not exist. You have made the common error that car owners often throw at cyclists about tax. It is actually an emissions tax that is levied against car owners, but is often called (wrongly) road tax.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: wes on January 25, 2014, 10:17:53 AM
Time Wescock with the objective analysis  ;D
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 25, 2014, 10:31:10 AM
Another friend of mine used to ride around in his 1978 Lincoln Town Car and purposely ride close to cyclists and smack them in the back with his hand, sometimes even knocking them off their bikes.  On occasion he would hit them with his side mirrors or door.  He had a unique sense of humor.


On a side note, he once saved my life and I would be dead if it wasn`t for him.
Did he pull out his cock right before you asphixiated?
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 25, 2014, 10:33:02 AM
Did he pull out his cock right before you asphixiated?
You really need some counselling on that past life as a prison fucktoy.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on January 25, 2014, 11:07:57 AM
No such thing as road tax - it does not exist. You have made the common error that car owners often throw at cyclists about tax. It is actually an emissions tax that is levied against car owners, but is often called (wrongly) road tax.

I realise that the tax disc money and the duty and tax and vat on fuel that makes our fuel ridiculously expensive (around $10 per US gallon) all goes into the inland revenue pot for all public amenities including being fed out to the local government for the payment of roads. I also realise that cyclists pay nothing in the way of taxes to fund the road systems. It doesn't stop them looking at car drivers as scum who don't belong on the road when it is the direct taxes that car drivers pay that allow the roads including the cycle lanes and junction cycle boxes to exist in the first place.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: smoothasf on January 25, 2014, 12:43:07 PM
Already did I don't cycle to work or on the road. You clearly lack attention to detail.  When I was hit by a van I was traveling on average 22mph on the flat, that's way quicker than any car in central London.  The British roads are to blame mainly, they are completely unsafe for bikes.  Equally though is the complete lack of knowledge on cyclists rights. I stick to the mountains now.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Radical Plato on January 25, 2014, 01:59:52 PM
I realise that the tax disc money and the duty and tax and vat on fuel that makes our fuel ridiculously expensive (around $10 per US gallon) all goes into the inland revenue pot for all public amenities including being fed out to the local government for the payment of roads. I also realise that cyclists pay nothing in the way of taxes to fund the road systems. It doesn't stop them looking at car drivers as scum who don't belong on the road when it is the direct taxes that car drivers pay that allow the roads including the cycle lanes and junction cycle boxes to exist in the first place.
That's right, cyclists don't own cars.  ::)

Motor vehicle taxes don't cover the full cost of motor vehicle use anyway.  People arguing for a full user-pay system should be careful what they ask for. Under this system motorists could end up paying twice the amount of tax to cover the health, pollution and congestion costs associated with motor vehicle use.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Conker on January 25, 2014, 03:32:25 PM
I drive around london daily and cyclists are a complete pain in the ass . most of them have absolute no clue what they're doing, they are the most vulnerable road users yet they don't have to take any kind of test to get on the road.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on January 25, 2014, 04:49:10 PM
That's right, cyclists don't own cars.  ::)



I have a 20 speed mountain bike myself and I cycle in the hills behind my house.
The ones I have a problem with are the fuckers who cycle to work from the squats they live in with another 10 lice ridden, hippy, bearded, skinny, soya bean eating, charity shop clothes wearing, dirty, stinking, bastards. They sure as hell don't own cars.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 25, 2014, 05:10:54 PM


another innocent motorist
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Radical Plato on January 25, 2014, 07:22:54 PM
I have a 20 speed mountain bike myself and I cycle in the hills behind my house.
The ones I have a problem with are the fuckers who cycle to work from the squats they live in with another 10 lice ridden, hippy, bearded, skinny, soya bean eating, charity shop clothes wearing, dirty, stinking, bastards. They sure as hell don't own cars.
lol, I don't have any hippy communes near where I live, so I can't relate to such circumstances.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 25, 2014, 07:42:22 PM
I'm a cyclist....if anyone tried to fuck with me I would smash their face into the  drivers side mirror until their own mother didn't recognize him.

And when I drive I'm respectful of the bike lane. . It's a fucking lane for bikes...not difficult to comprehend.

Now cyclists are "fags" and driving a car is for real men.  How insecure are you fucking people...hahahaha.

You know what's funny ? All the time when I'm out riding a car will go to cut in front of me or whatever...then they SEE me and its an apologetic wave and "I'm so sorry" ...cocks  :D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Radical Plato on January 25, 2014, 07:51:18 PM
I'm a cyclist....if anyone tried to fuck with me I would smash their face into the  drivers side mirror until their own mother didn't recognize him.

And when I drive I'm respectful of the bike lane. . It's a fucking lane for bikes...not difficult to comprehend.

Now cyclists are "fags" and driving a car is for real men.  How insecure are you fucking people...hahahaha.

You know what's funny ? All the time when I'm out riding a car will go to cut in front of me or whatever...then they SEE me and its an apologetic wave and "I'm so sorry" ...cocks  :D
I think for the first time you and I are on the same page Groink.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 25, 2014, 07:59:22 PM
I'm a cyclist....if anyone tried to fuck with me I would smash their face into the  drivers side mirror until their own mother didn't recognize him.

And when I drive I'm respectful of the bike lane. . It's a fucking lane for bikes...not difficult to comprehend.

Now cyclists are "fags" and driving a car is for real men.  How insecure are you fucking people...hahahaha.

You know what's funny ? All the time when I'm out riding a car will go to cut in front of me or whatever...then they SEE me and its an apologetic wave and "I'm so sorry" ...cocks  :D
you know if you had a woman you wouldn't have to search for validation here on getanal.com
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 25, 2014, 08:22:27 PM
you know if you had a woman you wouldn't have to search for validation here on getanal.com

Ok then.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Radical Plato on January 25, 2014, 08:24:22 PM
you know if you had a woman you wouldn't have to search for validation here on getanal.com
lol @ the fact there is a site called getanal http://www.getanal.com/ (http://www.getanal.com/)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 25, 2014, 11:48:28 PM
I'm a cyclist....if anyone tried to fuck with me I would smash their face into the  drivers side mirror until their own mother didn't recognize him.

And when I drive I'm respectful of the bike lane. . It's a fucking lane for bikes...not difficult to comprehend.

Now cyclists are "fags" and driving a car is for real men.  How insecure are you fucking people...hahahaha.

You know what's funny ? All the time when I'm out riding a car will go to cut in front of me or whatever...then they SEE me and its an apologetic wave and "I'm so sorry" ...cocks  :D
haha do you ever get a mean stare that turn into "I will carry on sorry I bothered"?
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Rascal full on January 26, 2014, 02:41:44 AM
Fucking cyclists with their sanctimonous attitudes. This little peddling gimp acting all aggressive got what he deserved...a punch in the kisser.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 02:45:29 AM
I'm a cyclist....if anyone tried to fuck with me I would smash their face into the  drivers side mirror until their own mother didn't recognize him.

And when I drive I'm respectful of the bike lane. . It's a fucking lane for bikes...not difficult to comprehend.

Now cyclists are "fags" and driving a car is for real men.  How insecure are you fucking people...hahahaha.

You know what's funny ? All the time when I'm out riding a car will go to cut in front of me or whatever...then they SEE me and its an apologetic wave and "I'm so sorry" ...cocks  :D
A big thank you to the most insecure man on getbig.
That post just reeks of it.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 02:47:17 AM
A big thank you to the most insecure man on getbig.
That post just reeks of it.
I'd pay top dollar to watch you say that to his face  ;D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 02:49:18 AM
I'd pay top dollar to watch you say that to his face  ;D
You are aware what "insecure" actually means dont you?

And as far as him being tough, he only farts in little guys faces at the gym, any bigger guys around and he goes home with a stomach ache.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 02:50:50 AM
You are aware what "insecure" actually means dont you?
yes, a guy who is afraid and ashamed to reveal who he is so he retorts to insults and trying to get a raise out of people
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 02:53:23 AM
wanna find the quintesence of insecurity? look in the mirror
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 02:54:16 AM
yes, a guy who is afraid and ashamed to reveal who he is so he retorts to insults and trying to get a raise out of people
Ah, the old "I want to know your identity" routine yet again, 3,2,1 "post a pic"
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 02:55:51 AM
wanna find the quintesence of insecurity? look in the mirror
I know you cant possibly be insecure Sev, you must be brimming with confidence to walk around looking as bad as you do.




Cue 5 year old pictures.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 02:56:33 AM
Ah, the old "I want to know your identity" routine yet again, 3,2,1 "post a pic"
I don't find you relevant enough to do that. I was just pointing out that in real life you'd be nicey nice and polite to me.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 02:57:46 AM
I know you cant possibly be insecure Sev, you must be brimming with confidence to walk around looking as bad as you do.




Cue 5 year old pictures.
I am not desilusional. I know when I look good and when I don't. Am fine either way. Pics are from last may and november.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 26, 2014, 03:01:16 AM
I am not desilusional. I know when I look good and when I don't. Am fine either way. Pics are from last may and november.

Sev be useful for once and tell me stack info in that pic and time frame achieved and try not bullshiting for once, its for my own research purposes.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: ko777 on January 26, 2014, 03:04:46 AM

just another day in the city of london
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Darren Avey on January 26, 2014, 03:06:36 AM
I'm a cyclist....if anyone tried to fuck with me I would smash their face into the  drivers side mirror until their own mother didn't recognize him.

And when I drive I'm respectful of the bike lane. . It's a fucking lane for bikes...not difficult to comprehend.

Now cyclists are "fags" and driving a car is for real men.  How insecure are you fucking people...hahahaha.

You know what's funny ? All the time when I'm out riding a car will go to cut in front of me or whatever...then they SEE me and its an apologetic wave and "I'm so sorry" ...cocks  :D

HAHAHAHAHA what do they do go "oh look its the might "groink" im so scared!" hahaha.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 03:13:11 AM
Sev be useful for once and tell me stack info in that pic and time frame achieved and try not bullshiting for once, its for my own research purposes.
I have stated it many times

from 158lbs and 6-7% bodyfat, it took me 5 weeks to get to the left picture at 183lbs and 6% .. 100mg tren daily, 100mg dbol EOD, 100mg test prop EOD, 50-75mcgt3 daily and 60-80mcg clenbuterol daily.. all this for 5 weeks and I ended up like that.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 26, 2014, 03:17:17 AM
I have stated it many times

from 158lbs and 6-7% bodyfat, it took me 5 weeks to get to the left picture at 183lbs and 6% .. 100mg tren daily, 100mg dbol EOD, 100mg test prop EOD, 50-75mcgt3 daily and 60-80mcg clenbuterol daily.. all this for 5 weeks and I ended up like that.


Cool, I am guessing you had a few cycles under you belt and didn't jump in like that for first cycle right? Also I am not being rude were you always bald or was it the gear that caused it.

Thanks
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on January 26, 2014, 03:17:41 AM
I'm a cyclist....if anyone tried to fuck with me I would smash their face into the  drivers side mirror until their own mother didn't recognize him.

You know what's funny ? All the time when I'm out riding a car will go to cut in front of me or whatever...then they SEE me and its an apologetic wave and "I'm so sorry" ...cocks  :D

The car drivers probably assume you are special needs mongol and wave to support your efforts at riding a 2 wheeler.

If you tried fucking with me I would boot you so hard up the arse that onlookers would think Doc Martin had started making cycling hats.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 03:21:46 AM

Cool, I am guessing you had a few cycles under you belt and didn't jump in like that for first cycle right? Also I am not being rude were you always bald or was it the gear that caused it.

Thanks
I competed in bodybuilding in the past. Muscle memory and I respond very well. I have been bald since I was 19 so nothing to do with drugs.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Rascal full on January 26, 2014, 03:40:24 AM
I competed in bodybuilding in the past. Muscle memory and I respond very well. I have been bald since I was 19 so nothing to do with drugs.

Great transformation in five weeks.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 03:42:39 AM
Great transformation in five weeks.
The right picture is after 3 months of staying in bed and not being alble to walk ..eat like shit etc
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Darren Avey on January 26, 2014, 03:43:07 AM
Imagine if any loudmouth cycling homo shouted abuse at BigSteve!
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Rascal full on January 26, 2014, 03:47:06 AM
Imagine if any loudmouth cycling homo shouted abuse at BigSteve!

That would make a good thread! BigSteve would lift him off the ground with one arm before dropping him on his head. No doubt he would also pick up the bike and fold it up like an accordion before discarding it like yesterday's trash.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: galeniko on January 26, 2014, 03:48:17 AM


another innocent motorist
haha palm to the back of helmet,lovely how the cyclist sitting down confused,half concious only ;D


Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Radical Plato on January 26, 2014, 04:47:10 AM
I am not desilusional. I know when I look good and when I don't. Am fine either way. Pics are from last may and november.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=515361.0;attach=552521;image)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RoMDwnJlBOs/TUK98EvGUqI/AAAAAAAAAEU/PubTN93CBsk/s1600/crazy_images_weird_laugh_pictures_Leon-Botha-a-Human-Alien-007.jpg)

Cleanest Natural and Wiggs


Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 04:48:25 AM
You look pretty ripped yourself there EKul
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 05:02:06 AM
I competed in bodybuilding in the past. Muscle memory and I respond very well. I have been bald since I was 19 so nothing to do with drugs.
Show photo of you onstage or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: anabolichalo on January 26, 2014, 05:17:32 AM
I am not desilusional. I know when I look good and when I don't. Am fine either way. Pics are from last may and november.
your lack of will power and consistency make me want to throw up
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 05:29:40 AM
Show photo of you onstage or it didn't happen.
::)

yes .. I brag about competing to validate what exactly? You are bad at trolling btw
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 05:33:09 AM
::)

yes .. I brag about competing to validate what exactly? You are bad at trolling btw
I have seen you post several pictures here on this forum but never one of you in a contest.
As I have already said, Pictures or it didnt happen.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 05:36:50 AM
I have seen you post several pictures here on this forum but never one of you in a contest.
As I have already said, Pictures or it didnt happen.
haha .. you must be a real life idiot. So who were you before you came back "with a vengeance"?
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 05:38:04 AM
HAHAHAHAHA what do they do go "oh look its the might "groink" im so scared!" hahaha.

Yeah something like that  ;)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 05:38:20 AM
haha .. you must be a real life idiot. So who were you before you came back "with a vengeance"?
There again with the "who are you?" bullshit.

You will never fucking know son

Now post a pic in a thong or shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: galeniko on January 26, 2014, 05:40:40 AM
darren, did you feel bit dizzy and lightheaded after you stood up from this incident?
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 05:40:50 AM
Yeah something like that  ;)
Mike Quinn used to think he was "the shit" as well until this happened.
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/1999-12-23/news/goon-over-miami/

Quote
Michael Quinn never saw the blow coming. The five-foot eight-inch, 270-pound former Mr. Universe was sitting in the nightclub Liquid with a young couple the night of June 25, 1996. After the woman, who was white, borrowed a hat from a black man, Quinn told her to "give the wigger his hat back." Then BAM! A beer bottle slammed into Quinn's face. The bodybuilder struggled to stay conscious, but he crumpled to the floor. Then someone repeatedly kicked him.
Sounds a lot like the way you conduct yourself.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 05:42:19 AM
Mike Quinn used to think he was "the shit" as well until this happened.
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/1999-12-23/news/goon-over-miami/
Sounds a lot like the way you conduct yourself.

Soujds like you're putting a lot of thought into this.  ;)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 05:43:02 AM
There again with the "who are you?" bullshit.

You will never fucking know son

Now post a pic in a thong or shut the fuck up.
I just found out who you are UKJEFF ..hahaha this forum was not weird enough...you come back as a non person  ;D

I actually feel bad you ended up this butt hurt...it was all in fun dude .. you need a life
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 05:45:41 AM
I just found out who you are UKJEFF ..hahaha this forum was not weird enough...you come back as a non person  ;D

I actually feel bad you ended up this butt hurt...it was all in fun dude .. you need a life
Lol, more silly backstage PMs and cock rubbing.
Trunks or it didn't happen.

Hell, never mind, we all know you would have posted a contest photo by now if one existed.
You could post the shadow enhanced thigh shot you have been living on for the last 6 years if you like.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 05:46:20 AM
I just found out who you are UKJEFF ..hahaha this forum was not weird enough...you come back as a non person  ;D

I actually feel bad you ended up this butt hurt...it was all in fun dude .. you need a life

Wasn't it obvious...the constant whining about everything ? The trail of tampons from thread to thread ?
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 05:48:59 AM
I find it very amusing .. because he is really "angry" and wants "vengeance" hahahaha


Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 05:51:57 AM
I find it very amusing .. because he is really "angry" and wants "vengeance" hahahaha




It's just "banter"  :D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 05:52:37 AM
Wasn't it obvious...the constant whining about everything ? The trail of tampons from thread to thread ?
(http://www.igfm.de/fileadmin/igfm.de/images/Laenderinfos/China/China_Folter_Zeichnungen/China_Folter_verdrehen_02.jpg)
An average day in the life of Groink
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 05:55:08 AM
It's just "banter"  :D
He is clearly angry and emotional about it and goes after specific individuals. Now, I feel awful I was mean to him back then. I did not realize words can hurt a stranger so much  :-\
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 05:56:28 AM
He is clearly angry and emotional about it and goes after specific individuals. Now, I feel awful I was mean to him back then. I did not realize words can hurt a stranger so much  :-\
Dont flatter yourself, any asswipe will do, getbig is overflowing with them.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 05:59:02 AM
What a mess is BJeff. First melting down because nobody fell over when he posted a bare assed pic, now this ..
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 05:59:53 AM
(http://www.igfm.de/fileadmin/igfm.de/images/Laenderinfos/China/China_Folter_Zeichnungen/China_Folter_verdrehen_02.jpg)
An average day in the life of Groink

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA. ..but everyone is smaller than  me so its fun
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 06:00:33 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA. ..but everyone is smaller than  me so its fun
Except when you hold in farts.  ;)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 06:04:30 AM
Except when you hold in farts.  ;)

Yes because I was serious and I fart in people's faces at the gym  ::)

This is where UKJerkoff follows me around from thread to thread calling me a "bully" for 3 months  ::)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 26, 2014, 06:06:07 AM
Yeah something like that  ;)



Whoooosshhhhhhhhh!

Stack info please Groink.

Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 06:07:57 AM


Whoooosshhhhhhhhh!

Stack info please Groink.



I have better ones
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 06:09:03 AM
Yes because I was serious and I fart in people's faces at the gym  ::)

This is where UKJerkoff follows me around from thread to thread calling me a "bully" for 3 months  ::)
Oh , I know you don't really fart in anyones face, it was just the way your true character shone through the analogy.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 06:09:44 AM
I have better ones
Yet thats the only one you keep posting.  lol.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 06:11:24 AM
Oh , I know you don't really fart in anyones face, it was just the way your true character shone through the analogy.




Or I was busting SCs balls about being short..there's this concept.. it's called "joking around" ..seem s a bit beyond your scope.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 06:12:19 AM
Yet thats the only one you keep posting.  lol.

Infuriating isn't it  :)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 06:12:48 AM

Or I was busting SCs balls about being short..there's this concept.. it's called "joking around" ..seem s a bit beyond your scope.
I love your jokes, its always about you looking down on someone.


Many a true word spoken in jest my friend.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 26, 2014, 06:15:55 AM
I love your jokes, its always about you looking down on someone.


Many a true word spoken in jest my friend.

Nah man Groink is a funny fucker, you just got to know what he has injected and when and what is current mood swing status is, it's a fine art.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 06:16:24 AM
Groink is motivating me to not go buy sweets and eat my next chicken and brocoli meal tonight.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 06:20:53 AM
I love your jokes, its always about you looking down on someone.


Many a true word spoken in jest my friend.

Yes.

That's my schtick. ..I have the "arrogant" tag so  I just take it to comical proportions.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 06:31:46 AM
Nah man Groink is a funny fucker, you just got to know what he has injected and when and what is current mood swing status is, it's a fine art.
Did you miss his "beating up porch monkeys" posts?
They were hilarious, he's such a character good old Groink.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Darren Avey on January 26, 2014, 06:33:19 AM
darren, did you feel bit dizzy and lightheaded after you stood up from this incident?

I don't even know how to ride a fucking bike!
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 06:42:32 AM
Did you miss his "beating up porch monkeys" posts?
They were hilarious, he's such a character good old Groink.

Oh no ..another crusdaer... :D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 06:44:45 AM
Oh no ..another crusdaer... :D
Its all in fun Groink, its just in my nature.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 06:45:39 AM
hahaha "fun..is just my nature" .. this cock is the most depressed member of our society (pun intended)  ;D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 06:47:08 AM
hahaha "fun..is just my nature" .. this cock is the most depressed member of our society (pun intended)  ;D
Did you find that contest photo yet?
Where did you place by the way?
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: chaos on January 26, 2014, 06:55:33 AM
Yes because I was serious and I fart in people's faces at the gym  ::)

This is where UKJerkoff follows me around from thread to thread calling me a "bully" for 3 months  ::)
I have farted in someone's face at the gym, it accomplished exactly what I wanted it too. 8)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 06:57:10 AM
Did you find that contest photo yet?
Where did you place by the way?
I am better than you at bodybuilding old fart. Deal with it and stop being such a butt-hurt crybaby
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 06:59:47 AM
I have farted in someone's face at the gym, it accomplished exactly what I wanted it too. 8)

I have no doubt.  ;D

The original convo was Soul Crusher crying because people invade his space at the gym. Somehow I'm thinking you don't have that problem.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 07:14:26 AM
When I look good, nobody crowds my space at the gym. They always seem happy to be in my vicinity and always stare. I am like what they aspire to be. When I look like nothing, it happens all the time  ;D

I remeber when I met my buddy, he was finishing his k1 fighting days and I taught him workout and diet. We trained together. He was really fat at some point and always dreamed of a six pack. I helped him train and diet naturally and he got ripped but he was a mere 157lbs at 6'1". Not impressive at all  ;D One day we were doing pullovers on a machine when this dude with a couple of his buddies wanted to "work in". He explained that we alternate with no breaks and he should wait a few minutes until we are done. The guy obviously did not like this proposition and got in his face. I was looking from aside thinking "Oh shit, this is going to end really bad". Another guy who knew my friend also looked on worried. But amazingly, he just scolded the angry fella a little and we minded our own business. I was very proud of him though. He used to be a hot head and had a reputation and obviously nobody ever fucked with him. All the "bad asses" knew not to mess with him (besides being an athlete he was also a "not so nice person"  ;D ).

Also before this transformation bellow, we joined a nice gym and he was doing cardio (230lbs of lard..in the first pic he was already slimmed down to 200lbs) an old lady got in his face because he took the treadmill she wanted. Me and his girlfriend were laughing our asses off. So .. when you look bad, yeah, people pick on you  ;D

Too bad I cannot find his pic at 157 lbs ,, he looked pathetic haha
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 26, 2014, 07:21:24 AM
When I look good, nobody crowds my space at the gym. They always seem happy to be in my vicinity and always stare. I am like what they aspire to be. When I look like nothing, it happens all the time  ;D

I remeber when I met my buddy, he was finishing his k1 fighting days and I taught him workout and diet. We trained together. He was really fat at some point and always dreamed of a six pack. I helped him train and diet naturally and he got ripped but he was a mere 157lbs at 6'1". Not impressive at all  ;D One day we were doing pullovers on a machine when this dude with a couple of his buddies wanted to "work in". He explained that we alternate with no breaks and he should wait a few minutes until we are done. The guy obviously did not like this proposition and got in his face. I was looking from aside thinking "Oh shit, this is going to end really bad". Another guy who knew my friend also looked on worried. But amazingly, he just scolded the angry fella a little and we minded our own business. I was very proud of him though. He used to be a hot head and had a reputation and obviously nobody ever fucked with him. All the "bad asses" knew not to mess with him (besides being an athlete he was also a "not so nice person"  ;D ).

Also before this transformation bellow, we joined a nice gym and he was doing cardio (230lbs of lard..in the first pic he was already slimmed down to 200lbs) an old lady got in his face because he took the treadmill she wanted. Me and his girlfriend were laughing our asses off. So .. when you look bad, yeah, people pick on you  ;D

Too bad I cannot find his pic at 157 lbs ,, he looked pathetic haha



Nice, this is good motivation for me.

Can't fucking wait to start this shit properly, so stoked, I am gonna be such a sick cuuunt!

I should have plenty of time right till summer, I think I only like 15 lbs away, should be way enough time to lose that b4 summer but I will probably end up cutting too hard as usual and lose it all in like 6 weeks and end up skinny fat..lol

At least this time I will be juicing

Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Red Hook on January 26, 2014, 07:25:17 AM
There is no reason why cyclists and motorist can't coexist on the same roads. As cities become more become crowded the practicality of bicycles speaks for itself.  More and more cities and going the route of marking lanes specifically for cyclist (as in the video). Cycling is a great way to exercise, travel a good distance and at the same time enjoy and take in some great sites. With that said, cyclists need to be respectful of cars, in an accident the car will always win





Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: bigmc on January 26, 2014, 07:26:59 AM
i hate driving in london

everyone is angry and in a rush

you have to force your way into traffic

no one ever lets you out

i cant imagine how stressful it is to cycle there
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 07:27:53 AM


Nice, this is good motivation for me.

Can't fucking wait to start this shit properly, so stoked, I am gonna be such a sick cuuunt!

I should have plenty of time right till summer, I think I only like 15 lbs away, should be way enough time to lose that b4 summer but I will probably end up cutting too hard as usual and lose it all in like 6 weeks and end up skinny fat..lol

At least this time I will be juicing


Here's your motivation. All lean meats and greens.

Get Disgusted to help you with the diet. Listen to his advice.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1209134_10151714820833645_1882566132_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 26, 2014, 07:30:47 AM
Here's your motivation. All lean meats and greens.

Get Disgusted to help you with the diet. Listen to his advice.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1209134_10151714820833645_1882566132_n.jpg)

Yeah will do thanks.

Like the other thing I have totally noticed right with all these transformations and b4 & after pics, is how like when people jump on the gear apart from the body, their face totally looks better as well. I noticed that with you Sev and also Gal.....weird how that works.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 07:32:20 AM
me, this guy, galeniko, all slim down to 7% naturally before hopping on a cycle.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 26, 2014, 07:39:26 AM
me, this guy, galeniko, all slim down to 7% naturally before hopping on a cycle.


Gal told me to jump on now and onetimehard said that was bullshit.

I don't know what BF this is right now (look at pic below), maybe 15% ish and I am 82 kilos there??????

So what you saying I should get down to like 75 kilos or something b4 hopping on?

That's gonna fuck up my plans to be ready by June b4 I go Ibiza cos I don't wanna diet natty for like 2 months and then hop on.

Was thinking about jumping on next week and just dieting super hard, will that not work?

 
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 07:42:37 AM

Gal told me to jump on now and onetimehard said that was bullshit.

I don't know what BF this is right now (look at pic below), maybe 15% ish and I am 82 kilos there??????

So what you saying I should get down to like 75 kilos or something b4 hopping on?

That's gonna fuck up my plans to be ready by June b4 I go Ibiza cos I don't wanna diet natty for like 2 months and then hop on.

Was thinking about jumping on next week and just dieting super hard, will that not work?
We went through this before. Here you go again. You ask for advice, you get it, then start arguing...go back and reread the initial advice. If you cannot follow simple directions, no chance of getting ripped.
 
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 26, 2014, 07:46:39 AM

Gal told me to jump on now and onetimehard said that was bullshit.

I don't know what BF this is right now (look at pic below), maybe 15% ish and I am 82 kilos there??????

So what you saying I should get down to like 75 kilos or something b4 hopping on?

That's gonna fuck up my plans to be ready by June b4 I go Ibiza cos I don't wanna diet natty for like 2 months and then hop on.

Was thinking about jumping on next week and just dieting super hard, will that not work?

 
You are ripped man.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 26, 2014, 07:48:27 AM


I am not arguing, just got conflicting advice.

Gal and Onetimehard said that I was lean enough to hop on gear now and that the test will help me lose fat and keep muscle anyway and that needing to get down to like 7% was bullshit.

You on the other hand saying for me to get down to 7% natty  first (which is going to be so fucking tough) and then jump on the gear.

Seems to be two schools of thought on this.

Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 26, 2014, 07:50:44 AM
You are ripped man.


You funny guy, yeah I am about as ripped as Nelly the Elephant. lol
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 07:51:43 AM
I am not arguing, just got conflicting advice.

Gal and Onetimehard said that I was lean enough to hop on gear now and that the test will help me lose fat and keep muscle anyway and that needing to get down to like 7% was bullshit.

You on the other hand saying for me to get down to 7% natty  first (which is going to be so fucking tough) and then jump on the gear.

Seems to be two schools of thought on this.


I doubt it, both gal and OTH will tell you the same thing. Get rid of the fat then blow up. Simple.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 26, 2014, 08:04:19 AM
I doubt it, both gal and OTH will tell you the same thing. Get rid of the fat then blow up. Simple.


I am not trying to be a dick and I really do appreciate the advice...BUT, read following posts from Onetimehard and Galeniko:

Onetimehard's post in steroid section thread:

"As for your question, keep things as simple as possible, its your first time out so stick to one compound test prop at 100mg EOD and no ancillaries or AI's or nothing, Basics is key to the least amount of side effects. You do not need anything other then test prop for your first time out.

 follow these types of food with 150 grams of carbs per day and the prop and you will be lean and dry in no time.

as for the your next question of being to fat to do steroids, whoever is spewing that HS is an imbecile. Now there are certain compounds you should never take if you are over weight such as winstrol or anavar or even a few others."



Galeniko in another thread few days ago:

"nah youre not fat at all, no need to diet further down, this is ready for gear, just watch the food intake, you know, adapt accordingly.

this is lean enough"


....see what I am saying.

I think I have fucked around for too long, just gonna listen to Onetimehard and Gal and as the Nike commercial say's "JUST DO IT"!
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 08:08:04 AM

I am not trying to be a dick and I really do appreciate the advice...BUT, read following posts from Onetimehard and Galeniko:

Onetimehard's post in steroid section thread:

"As for your question, keep things as simple as possible, its your first time out so stick to one compound test prop at 100mg EOD and no ancillaries or AI's or nothing, Basics is key to the least amount of side effects. You do not need anything other then test prop for your first time out.

 follow these types of food with 150 grams of carbs per day and the prop and you will be lean and dry in no time.

as for the your next question of being to fat to do steroids, whoever is spewing that HS is an imbecile. Now there are certain compounds you should never take if you are over weight such as winstrol or anavar or even a few others."



Galeniko in another thread few days ago:

"nah youre not fat at all, no need to diet further down, this is ready for gear, just watch the food intake, you know, adapt accordingly.

this is lean enough"


....see what I am saying.

I think I have fucked around for too long, just gonna listen to Onetimehard and Gal and as the Nike commercial say's "JUST DO IT"!

Cleanest natural owned in that post.
Dont worry Uncle Junior, he will put a spin on it and agree with them.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 08:08:22 AM
I think you are in love with food and cannot diet to save your life. So you look for excuses. If you want to look great, my advice stands above all. Drop the excuses and do it right. From my experience, it's the best way.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 26, 2014, 08:11:51 AM
I think you are in love with food and cannot diet to save your life. So you look for excuses. If you want to look great, my advice stands above all. Drop the excuses and do it right. From my experience, it's the best way.


Fair enough man I guess people have different experiences and way's, many roads to the same destination I guess.

Cheers
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 08:13:52 AM
I think you are in love with food and cannot diet to save your life. So you look for excuses. If you want to look great, my advice stands above all. Drop the excuses and do it right. From my experience, it's the best way.
Thats why gal looks great year round and you look like shit year round.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: galeniko on January 26, 2014, 08:14:31 AM
nah you can jump on gear when bit fat, but would immediately start dieting.

Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 08:16:59 AM
Nobody can go around dieting .. to get the maximum effect with minimal effort, I say it needs to be done my way. It does not mean one cannot get in shape if he starts at 10% ... but running tren for a long time is very difficult
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 26, 2014, 08:21:28 AM
nah you can jump on gear when bit fat, but would immediately start dieting.




Yes that's exactly what I am gonna do, like 1300-1500 calories a day, 150g protein, 50g carbs, 50g fat, no reefeeds, no cheat days, no nothing all the way to pussy slayer land of glory.  :)


My virgin ass is on schedule to being penetrated very shortly




..........by the needle I mean. HAHA ;D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: The True Adonis on January 26, 2014, 08:34:28 AM
I have better ones
Fuck Groink, you blow Cleanest Natural and company out of the water.  How big are your arms really?  Close to 20 I imagine.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=515361.0;attach=552544;image)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: The True Adonis on January 26, 2014, 08:39:59 AM
I have stated it many times

from 158lbs and 6-7% bodyfat, it took me 5 weeks to get to the left picture at 183lbs and 6% .. 100mg tren daily, 100mg dbol EOD, 100mg test prop EOD, 50-75mcgt3 daily and 60-80mcg clenbuterol daily.. all this for 5 weeks and I ended up like that.
Let me ask you this Sev, since I don`t a thing about this, how long would you be able to maintain that 183 at 6 percent?  Would you have to be on something year round?  What happens if you stop after 5 weeks? 
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 08:42:30 AM
Nobody can go around dieting .. to get the maximum effect with minimal effort, I say it needs to be done my way. It does not mean one cannot get in shape if he starts at 10% ... but running tren for a long time is very difficult
Says the guy who has spent 99% of his life sitting at twink status.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 08:44:04 AM
Let me ask you this Sev, since I don`t a thing about this, how long would you be able to maintain that 183 at 6 percent?  Would you have to be on something year round?  What happens if you stop after 5 weeks? 
:D

you are another gym rat who starved himself like all of us and took anything you were able to stand to leeg as good as you could and took pics then posted the same pics over and over again. haha  ;D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: The True Adonis on January 26, 2014, 08:56:59 AM
:D

you are another gym rat who starved himself like all of us and took anything you were able to stand to leeg as good as you could and took pics then posted the same pics over and over again. haha  ;D
Nope.  I have never taken anything.  I would be too afraid of the negative effects.  Plus, I think it adds another unnecessary variable as I do not wish to have that look or the dependency upon such chemicals.  I prefer to keep it simple and healthy, only focusing on calories and training.

As a side note, this just proves to me you are not Psychic or have any special powers, because if you did have any, you would realize that I am telling the truth.  This is why my view of you as a charlatan is even more hilarious.

Now answer my question from the previous post.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 09:01:02 AM
Nope.  I have never taken anything.  I would be too afraid of the negative effects.  Plus, I think it adds another unnecessary variable as I do not wish to have that look or the dependency upon such chemicals.  I prefer to keep it simple and healthy, only focusing on calories and training.

As a side note, this just proves to me you are not Psychic or have any special powers, because if you did have any, you would realize that I am telling the truth.  This is why my view of you as a charlatan is even more hilarious.

Now answer my question from the previous post.
you don't need psychic power to see that you are the biggest liar .. anyone with a smiget of experience can spot a user and yes, you are one

You use hormones and dieted to get in shape which you did at some point. Took a picture then for the last 7 years you keep posting it  :)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 26, 2014, 09:01:41 AM
nah you can jump on gear when bit fat, but would immediately start dieting.


yeah i dont understand that "diet first roids then"  bullshit. I rather start roids directly and grow while i diet . Whats the thing with this diet first roids then thing that seems to be the new trend on gb. I know tons of guys that started to juice when they started their first diet and all looked way better then if they would have waited
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 09:01:46 AM
you don't need psychic power to see that you are the biggest liar .. anyone with a smiget of experience can spot a user and yes, you are one

You use hormones and dieted to get in shape which you did at some point. Took a picture then for the last 7 years you keep posting it  :)
pot,kettle ,black.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 09:04:20 AM
pot,kettle ,black.
I found a picture of you. Posted it in your thread
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: The True Adonis on January 26, 2014, 09:06:55 AM
you don't need psychic power to see that you are the biggest liar .. anyone with a smiget of experience can spot a user and yes, you are one

You use hormones and dieted to get in shape which you did at some point. Took a picture then for the last 7 years you keep posting it  :)
Keep on believing that with your failed "powers".  ROFLMAO.  Its really amusing to me.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Darren Avey on January 26, 2014, 09:26:57 AM
Id love one of you cycling badasses to badmouth Gary Nelson in his car as he s often in the area conducting "business" (http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00611/news-graphics-2006-_611867a.jpg)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 09:27:16 AM
Keep on believing that with your failed "powers".  ROFLMAO.  Its really amusing to me.
No problem Mr Steroids  ;D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 09:28:37 AM
Id love one of you cycling badasses to badmouth Gary Nelson in his car as he s often in the area conducting "business" (http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00611/news-graphics-2006-_611867a.jpg)

Could you be any more obsessed with "hard men" ?

Who gives a fuck...you're a pudgy little shitstain
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 09:42:52 AM
My guess is that if a local thug pours some coke on his erect cock Darren Avey would offer himself to snort it out of sheer respect.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Darren Avey on January 26, 2014, 10:10:17 AM
My guess is you d all die in da cageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 10:13:02 AM
My guess is that if a local thug pours some coke on his erect cock Darren Avey would offer himself to snort it out of sheer respect.


Hahahaaaaaaa  ;D

If I walked into a "pub" and saw Donny the ball-licker

Frogface Darren the sniffer of male asses

And Big Fat "al" McDildoEater...they would take one look at the mighty( soon the be known as THE EFFERVESCENT)  and bury their heads in their beer

"Not that one son...he looks like a hard geezer"  

"Sick cunt .....hell sort you out quick."

Did I get the drunken limey asshole slang correct ?
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 26, 2014, 10:18:33 AM
My guess is you d all die in da cageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

when we sparring brah?
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 26, 2014, 10:19:58 AM

Hahahaaaaaaa  ;D

If I walked into a "pub" and saw Donny the ball-licker

Frogface Darren the sniffer of male asses

And Big Fat "al" McDildoEater...they would take one look at the mighty( soon the be known as THE EFFERVESCENT)  and bury their heads in their beer

"Not that one son...he looks like a hard geezer"  

"Sick cunt .....hell sort you out quick."

Did I get the drunken limey asshole slang correct ?

lmao
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 10:21:18 AM
Could you be any more obsessed with "hard men" ?

Who gives a fuck...you're a pudgy little shitstain
Groink hastily avoids any real hardmen by trying to change the subject.
Dont worry babe, its just a picture of a tough guy, you're safe now, there, there.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 10:26:07 AM

Hahahaaaaaaa  ;D

If I walked into a "pub" and saw Donny the ball-licker

Frogface Darren the sniffer of male asses

And Big Fat "al" McDildoEater...they would take one look at the mighty( soon the be known as THE EFFERVESCENT)  and bury their heads in their beer

"Not that one son...he looks like a hard geezer"  

"Sick cunt .....hell sort you out quick."

Did I get the drunken limey asshole slang correct ?
hahaha yes, all these "lads" would avoid direct eye contact with The EFEERVESCENT  ;D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 10:33:08 AM
Groink hastily avoids any real hardmen by trying to change the subject.
Dont worry babe, its just a picture of a tough guy, you're safe now, there, there.

Calling a grown man "babe"

Your gay is showing . Something tells me you are no stranger to having a cock resting on the bridge of your nose
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Rascal full on January 26, 2014, 10:34:31 AM
Does Groink have any fighting experience or is this intimidation based on size?
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 10:34:53 AM
Calling a grown man "babe"

Your gay is showing . Something tells me you are no stranger to having a cock resting on the bridge of your nose
(http://s29.postimg.org/f5a7nu84n/trolling.jpg)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 10:35:20 AM
lmao

Thing is I'm actually a fan of The Brits.  Great music, they have panache and the way they talk kills me.

Peen-ICE.  hahaha
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: bigmc on January 26, 2014, 10:36:25 AM
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Well guys and gals just one more thread before I hang up my sixguns on this forum.
I would like to say I have enjoyed it here but TBH its been a massive letdown.
I signed up here after I was told it was a brutal forum that took no prisoners what a joke that turned out to be.
It's a den of insecure losers who come across as tough as nails but when it gets down to it they just cant cut it.
I would get more of a fight on a knitting or cookery forum.

Respect to Galeniko and booty, two people who dont take themselves too seriously and enjoy the banter.  Grin
As for the meltdown guys, you know who you are.  Roll Eyes

I will let you take satisfaction in saying you ran me off the forum, it will after all boost you sagging egos.
Normally running someone off a board is destroying them in an argument, not ganging up and saying "nobody likes you here"

Enjoy your soppy forum guys, Im off to find people who can actually debate and argue without going into a meltdown.

I may respond again if anyones up for it, but certain people are off limits due to their fragility, so I will probably ignore them. (You know who you are bigmc you dummy Wink)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 10:36:48 AM
Does Groink have any fighting experience or is this intimidation based on size?

I'm a hard man... I've got the minerals, I ran the doors in Hawley-Cruxtonshire.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 10:38:23 AM
Quote
I'm a hard man... I've got the minerals, I ran the doors in Hawley-Cruxtonshire.

and earlier
Could you be any more obsessed with "hard men" ?

Who gives a fuck...you're a pudgy little shitstain

Lol.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 10:38:40 AM
haha this poor soul is so angry he cannot helping revealing himself .. ukjeff who always insisted he was just trolling when in reality he was  everyone's punch bag.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 10:42:10 AM
and earlier
Lol.

See if you just relax and go with it I'm really funny.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on January 26, 2014, 10:47:43 AM
Hahahaaaaaaa  ;D

If I walked into a "pub" and saw Donny the ball-licker

Frogface Darren the sniffer of male asses

And Big Fat "al" McDildoEater...they would take one look at the mighty( soon the be known as THE EFFERVESCENT)  and bury their heads in their beer

"Not that one son...he looks like a hard geezer"  

"Sick cunt .....hell sort you out quick."

Did I get the drunken limey asshole slang correct ?

That's actually quite funny  :D

However if you actually tried fuckin with me it would be the last thing you ever did and your body wouldn't see the light of day until you were dug out your shallow grave many years hence.  Of this you can be sure.
 ;)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 10:50:36 AM
That's actually quite funny  :D

However if you actually tried fuckin with me it would be the last thing you ever did and your body wouldn't see the light of day until you were dug out your shallow grave many years hence.  Of this you can be sure.
 ;)


LOL.

I would hang you on a meat hook and whenever I got bored punch you in the face a few times.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 10:54:03 AM
I am picturing "BIGALMCKENZIE" in real life behind the computer getting busted by his mom in between posts   ;D

(http://www.zebradetox.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/maid-catches-man-video.jpg)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on January 26, 2014, 11:01:24 AM
I am picturing "BIGALMCKENZIE" in real life behind the computer getting busted by his mom in between posts   ;D

(http://www.zebradetox.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/maid-catches-man-video.jpg)

It's fuckin Big Al McKechnie!!!!   NOT McKenzie >:( >:( >:(

And it's not me in that picture.   And I don't live with my mother and I am REALLY tough.  I really am.
And this Gronk character is really starting to get my dander up.

Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 26, 2014, 11:02:24 AM
It's fuckin Big Al McKechnie!!!!   NOT McKenzie >:( >:( >:(

And it's not me in that picture.   And I don't live with my mother and I am REALLY tough.  I really am.
And this Gronk character is really starting to get my dander up.


relax, he's not really gonna hang you on a hook and punch you ..
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Howard on January 26, 2014, 11:09:18 AM
Chases him for blocks only to take a shot to the face, then does jackshit about it!  LOL  :D

Imbecile!!!
THAT sums it up
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Darren Avey on January 26, 2014, 11:35:41 AM
when we sparring brah?

Tommorrows good about 730pm come in Maximums gym in Slough
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: --- on January 26, 2014, 11:39:36 AM
Tommorrows good about 730pm come in Maximums gym in Slough
Dont forget your 'Tapout' t-shirt.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Red Hook on January 26, 2014, 12:07:14 PM
LOL.

I would hang you on a meat hook and whenever I got bored punch you in the face a few times.


typical getbig thread, it eventually turns into a pissing contest or photo gallery of Thombs pics


with that said, this comment made my laugh out loud.. ;D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 26, 2014, 12:51:44 PM
Tommorrows good about 730pm come in Maximums gym in Slough


Checked out the website looks interesting, do you have to be a member or just PAYG???

Might come down and check it out and do the kickboxing class if I can be bothered, my cardio has gone to shit at the minute.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: The Scott on January 26, 2014, 01:15:45 PM
The sad fact is that few people  outside their fellow cyclists actually like them.  There's a reason for that.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 26, 2014, 01:29:17 PM
A grown man riding a bicycyle.     ::)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: a_pupil on January 26, 2014, 01:31:32 PM
the only group on roads in london worse than the cyclists is the fackin black cab drivers.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2014, 02:34:11 PM
A grown man riding a bicycyle.     ::)

Karate chop you right in the throat
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: galeniko on January 26, 2014, 05:13:54 PM
A grown man riding a bicycyle.     ::)
that euro city life, london is pointless to have a car,the situation is realy realy shit :-X
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 26, 2014, 10:40:25 PM
Lakers.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: James28 on January 26, 2014, 11:04:10 PM


tries to be all badass then gets smashed to the ground hahaha

That cyclist looks like he works in the creative industry making 12k a year, votes Green Party and house-share with vegetarians and artists in Crouch End.

Should've been run over and left to bleed to death.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: James28 on January 26, 2014, 11:25:18 PM
Tommorrows good about 730pm come in Maximums gym in Slough

Slough?

Sorry to hear that dude  :-[

Anyway, chin up and work hard and you'll be out of there in no time
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Darren Avey on January 27, 2014, 01:46:41 AM
Dont forget your 'Tapout' t-shirt.

Got my tap out shirt, have shaved my head, I own wrap round shades now all I need is some tribal tattoos.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Darren Avey on January 27, 2014, 01:47:23 AM

Checked out the website looks interesting, do you have to be a member or just PAYG???

Might come down and check it out and do the kickboxing class if I can be bothered, my cardio has gone to shit at the minute.

£4 for a guest session. or 30 a month. Best gym in the area, ive tried them all.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: anabolichalo on January 29, 2014, 12:20:54 PM
I am picturing "BIGALMCKENZIE" in real life behind the computer getting busted by his mom in between posts   ;D

(http://www.zebradetox.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/maid-catches-man-video.jpg)
waste of a full head of hair

some people ::)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: anabolichalo on January 29, 2014, 12:24:01 PM
ahahahahaahaha just watched the video

amazing what goes on in that fags head


CHASE THAT AUDI BASTARD IM GONNA GET HIM ON MY SWEET BIKE


then got his face smashed

what a delusionite


other homo on bike going into shock as he holds his chest
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: anabolichalo on January 29, 2014, 12:28:56 PM
these fags lol

Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Hypertrophy on January 29, 2014, 01:12:18 PM
these fags lol


Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 29, 2014, 01:53:19 PM
these fags lol



It must feel 'cool' to call cyclists faggs, sitting in your safe comfort zone on 4 wheels. What you don't realize are the sky high adrenaline levels of some cyclists. I invite any bad ass car driver to come out of his/her car (comfort zone!). So far, none of them had the guts and yes, I called out many morons.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on January 29, 2014, 03:15:16 PM

 In a country if you touch a person, someone will throw a lawsuit in your ass.

 Why bother and loose your time trying to start a fight with someone.

 Sick and tired of those Jerry Springer type of fights.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 29, 2014, 03:18:24 PM
It must feel 'cool' to call cyclists faggs, sitting in your safe comfort zone on 4 wheels. What you don't realize are the sky high adrenaline levels of some cyclists. I invite any bad ass car driver to come out of his/her car (comfort zone!). So far, none of them had the guts and yes, I called out many morons.

You sound like quite the tough customer.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 29, 2014, 03:23:26 PM
You sound like quite the tough customer.

The good news is that I life in one of the most bicycle friendly counties ;)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OxIicwN_5eg/T5RcPpULUYI/AAAAAAAAFRs/QkbuhOY7hao/s1600/Grachtengordel+Amsterdam-2677.jpg)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 29, 2014, 03:24:58 PM
The good news is that I life in one of the most bicycle friendly counties ;)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OxIicwN_5eg/T5RcPpULUYI/AAAAAAAAFRs/QkbuhOY7hao/s1600/Grachtengordel+Amsterdam-2677.jpg)


If it wasn't for your lengthy tenure here on this site, I would be inclined to peddle over to your village and introduce you to one of my patented roundhouse kicks to the jaw.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 29, 2014, 03:25:57 PM
The good news is that I life in one of the most bicycle friendly counties ;)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OxIicwN_5eg/T5RcPpULUYI/AAAAAAAAFRs/QkbuhOY7hao/s1600/Grachtengordel+Amsterdam-2677.jpg)


Beautiful city, amazing

Hope the Muslims don't start racing around there in their terrorist style Toyota pickups.  :o
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: kh300 on January 29, 2014, 03:26:37 PM
In a country if you touch a person, someone will throw a lawsuit in your ass.

 Why bother and loose your time trying to start a fight with someone.

 Sick and tired of those Jerry Springer type of fights.

I have my doubts these cyclists are riding with cameras for any other purpose then recording a confrontation.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 29, 2014, 03:27:44 PM
If it wasn't for your lengthy tenure here on this site, I would be inclined to peddle over to your village and introduce you to one of my patented roundhouse kicks to the jaw.

haha, nice of you to give him a pass.

If you change your mind though, remember to stop by club vandersexxx.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 29, 2014, 03:38:07 PM
If it wasn't for your lengthy tenure here on this site, I would be inclined to peddle over to your village and introduce you to one of my patented roundhouse kicks to the jaw.

Keep in mind that you can't park your car in my street, that's only for those with a permit, just saying, but you're always welcome big hunk, and Tito lives not far away.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 29, 2014, 03:43:25 PM
Keep in mind that you can't park your car in my street, that's only for those with a permit, just saying, but you're always welcome big hunk, and Tito lives not far away.

Tito is my single favorite getbigger... The Dutch and Swedes keep getbig hilarious  ;D

Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: anabolichalo on January 29, 2014, 05:07:48 PM
It must feel 'cool' to call cyclists faggs, sitting in your safe comfort zone on 4 wheels. What you don't realize are the sky high adrenaline levels of some cyclists. I invite any bad ass car driver to come out of his/her car (comfort zone!). So far, none of them had the guts and yes, I called out many morons.
wut ???
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: The Ugly on January 29, 2014, 08:09:26 PM
It must feel 'cool' to call cyclists faggs, sitting in your safe comfort zone on 4 wheels. What you don't realize are the sky high adrenaline levels of some cyclists. I invite any bad ass car driver to come out of his/her car (comfort zone!). So far, none of them had the guts and yes, I called out many morons.

But that's exactly what the video dude did. No disrespect to cyclists, of course.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 29, 2014, 09:12:39 PM
Keep in mind that you can't park your car in my street, that's only for those with a permit, just saying, but you're always welcome big hunk, and Tito lives not far away.

 8)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: anabolichalo on January 30, 2014, 12:18:40 AM
But that's exactly what the video dude did. No disrespect to cyclists, of course.
he wasnt even a bber

some dude in a suit pissed off and had enough
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: bigmc on January 30, 2014, 12:34:17 AM
these fags lol



guy is causing himself unneccesary stress

he could have pulled over to the left and let her past where there were no parked cars

he would rather fuck her off then try and patronise her

he is probably wanking off to that video as we speak
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: anabolichalo on January 30, 2014, 12:36:02 AM
guy is causing himself unneccesary stress

he could have pulled over to the left and let her past where there were no parked cars

he would rather fuck her off then try and patronise her

he is probably wanking off to that video as we speak
was was he gonna do if her husband showed up to his door with a butcher knife?


Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: mr.turbo on January 30, 2014, 12:40:48 AM
Keep in mind that you can't park your car in my street, that's only for those with a permit, just saying, but you're always welcome big hunk, and Tito lives not far away.

best way to travel

(http://lattesandlayovers.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/image90.jpg)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 30, 2014, 01:38:30 AM
But that's exactly what the video dude did. No disrespect to cyclists, of course.

He was clearly angry because this impatience bitch wasn't keeping a safe distance. This lane was too small to pass him from a safe distance, so this situation sucks for both of them.

best way to travel

(http://lattesandlayovers.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/image90.jpg)

Watch out for the tram! Oh never mind, he's a blacky anyway :D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Jizzacked on January 30, 2014, 08:16:38 AM
lots of good laughs in this thread  ;D
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: falco on January 30, 2014, 09:43:45 AM
Everybody every once in a while does some kind of bad driving or judjement of traffic conditions. It doesn't make sense to stalk someone in a vengeance style. Further conflict doesn't solve nothing.
Just be patient (depending on the situation of course) and forgive. Next day you will probably be the one who needs to be forgiven.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Parker on January 30, 2014, 09:56:49 AM
I bet you've never been in the Netherlands..
Cars become a thing of the past, esp in cities.

(http://www.dehmagazine.be/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Wachtendetroep.jpg)
Well, what happens if you want to go on date? Or if you need to drop your kids off at for a rehearsal  that involves large musical instruments? Or if you have a lot of groceries? What about the ambulance? I sincerely doubt that they will have a pedal version. Or what if you pick up lumber or deliver heavy equipment?
There is no one fix for over crowding or pollution. And banning cars like some places have suggested is not the answer.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 30, 2014, 10:12:23 AM
Well, what happens if you want to go on date? Or if you need to drop your kids off at for a rehearsal  that involves large musical instruments? Or if you have a lot of groceries? What about the ambulance? I sincerely doubt that they will have a pedal version. Or what if you pick up lumber or deliver heavy equipment?
There is no one fix for over crowding or pollution. And banning cars like some places have suggested is not the answer.

You may not believe it, but this is a separate bicycle lane. Most people in Amsterdam have a cargo bike, much more practical in a busy city. I have this one (minus the child seat ;) )

(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3481/4080362958_96600cc8d0_z.jpg)

You have much groceries/kids? No problem, use a 'bakfiets',

(http://www.ludens.nl/media/userfiles/image/nieuws-2009/bakfiets.jpg)

Only the direct shopping area has no-car zones, with electronic barriers like these. Only people who life/work in those areas and emergency services can operate them with a remote control.

(http://img.rtvoost.nl/T3/40486.jpg)
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Parker on January 30, 2014, 10:29:46 AM
You may not believe it, but this is a separate bicycle lane. Most people in Amsterdam have a cargo bike, much more practical in a busy city. I have this one (minus the child seat ;) )

(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3481/4080362958_96600cc8d0_z.jpg)

You have much groceries/kids? No problem, use a 'bakfiets',

(http://www.ludens.nl/media/userfiles/image/nieuws-2009/bakfiets.jpg)

Only the direct shopping area has no-car zones, with electronic barriers like these. Only people who life/work in those areas and emergency services can operate them with a remote control.

(http://img.rtvoost.nl/T3/40486.jpg)

Hmm, nifty.
Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 30, 2014, 10:38:14 AM
Hmm, nifty.

How about a bike date with former Bond girl, Famke Janssen?  ;)

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Title: Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut
Post by: Slik on January 30, 2014, 01:58:55 PM
Again:
@0:18 without any reason the driver almost overrides a cyclist.
@0:28 a cyclist informs him that the driver isn't allowed to stand there.
@0:32 driver doesn't give a fuck and drives away
this threads a lil too long so maybe it was addressed but the driver did not "almost override" a cyclist. Technically I'm pretty sure that car is not supposed to be angled in that space but to say he almost ran the guy over is a big stretch. It was a slow controlled movement of the car no where really near the cyclist. The cyclist had to pick up his bike and walk backward quite a bit to get back to the car.
Two wrongs don't make a right. That cyclist should have never chased him done n screamed at him knocking on his car window. I thought it ironic that the motorcycle cop just drives by as well wen he can clearly see the car is in that bike space. Not high on his list of crimes to right that day.
So both guys r wrong but the cyclist was the first to initiate violence or threats.