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Title: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 25, 2014, 08:27:01 AM
Will she see I have an unhealthy obsession with tbombz and anabolichalo?

Cross your fingers for me, Getbig.  :D
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: Andy Griffin on January 25, 2014, 08:29:17 AM
don't talk to her too much, just bend her over the desk and plow her

shoot on her ass and walk out without thanking her

she'll respect your getbigginess
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on January 25, 2014, 08:30:18 AM
Most people who studied psychology are severe headcases themselves.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: The True Adonis on January 25, 2014, 08:41:43 AM
Will she see I have an unhealthy obsession with tbombz and anabolichalo?

Cross your fingers for me, Getbig.  :D
Just make fun of her for the fact she can`t prescribe medicine and that the real analysts are Psychiatrists.  Then keep bugging her as to why she didn`t go that route instead.  She will be PWNED into oblivion.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: _bruce_ on January 25, 2014, 08:47:05 AM
Her crossed fingers inserted into your anus should bring immediate relief.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: wes on January 25, 2014, 08:47:34 AM
Don`t tell her you post here whatever you do.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 25, 2014, 09:01:05 AM
Don`t tell her you post here whatever you do.

Thanks, Wes. I reckon showing a girl Getbig will end the relationship right at that instant.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: wes on January 25, 2014, 09:02:27 AM
Thanks, Wes. I reckon showing a girl Getbig will end the relationship right at that instant.
For sure,plus she`d probably have you committed to a nearby asylum !  :D
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Post by: Hulkotron on January 25, 2014, 09:15:25 AM
Pics or fuck off
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Post by: Spike on January 25, 2014, 09:49:17 AM
Pics

^^Yes
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Post by: Tito24 on January 25, 2014, 10:10:25 AM
love to meet you one day fitnessfrenzy
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Post by: SF1900 on January 25, 2014, 10:11:36 AM
love to meet you one day fitnessfrenzy


Introduce him to your son?
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 25, 2014, 10:13:48 AM
love to meet you one day fitnessfrenzy

likewise, Marcel. Then my life would be fulfilled.  :)
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 25, 2014, 10:36:26 AM
Will she see I have an unhealthy obsession with tbombz and anabolichalo?

Cross your fingers for me, Getbig.  :D
dont forget vissy and goodcum you have been quite obsessed with them to   :D
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 25, 2014, 10:39:23 AM
dont forget vissy and goodcum you have been quite obsessed with them to   :D

they are indeed my favorite homosexual people, well maybe except for tbombz.  :P
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 25, 2014, 10:43:28 AM
they are indeed my favorite homosexual people, well maybe except for tbombz.  :P
That Tbombz can dance though.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 25, 2014, 10:44:51 AM
That Tbombz can dance though.


Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 25, 2014, 10:47:04 AM


ha ha yes.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 25, 2014, 11:35:46 AM
Will she see I have an unhealthy obsession with tbombz and anabolichalo?

Cross your fingers for me, Getbig.  :D
lol good luck. Im going to drive 500km one way to sleap 4 days at a 28 year old hot doctor we should start a team doctor  club and  laugh at chiro and his team nurse club
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 25, 2014, 11:37:11 AM
lol good luck. Im going to drive 500km one way to sleap 4 days at a 28 year old hot doctor we should start a team doctor  club and  laugh at chiro and his team nurse club

I guess you've met her before?
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Post by: anabolichalo on January 25, 2014, 11:46:13 AM
tell her that bitches love big vascular arms

ask her why is that?
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 25, 2014, 12:30:24 PM
I guess you've met her before?
[/quoteyeah i dated her 8 years before but i started to see another girl before we fucked so we didnt  see eachother more .. thank god for facebook where you can search old dates you lost contact with
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: SF1900 on January 25, 2014, 12:32:42 PM
lol good luck. Im going to drive 500km one way to sleap 4 days at a 28 year old hot doctor we should start a team doctor  club and  laugh at chiro and his team nurse club



I'm driving 2 hours to spend the night with a MILF :-)

Good luck to you :)
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Post by: anabolichalo on January 25, 2014, 12:49:01 PM
you people drive a lot for pussy

crazy
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: chaos on January 25, 2014, 12:58:44 PM


Classic ;D

My wife gags every time I show her the bunny suit.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 25, 2014, 01:00:07 PM
Worst case scenario: she will observe you from head to toe, from your body language to the choice of words to express yourself, almost without revealing herself.
Best case scenario: she's tired of over-analyzing men. Once the ice is broken, she takes you to her home without too much talking.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 25, 2014, 01:02:52 PM



I'm driving 2 hours to spend the night with a MILF :-)

Good luck to you :)

2 hours?! LA is filled with bored pornmilfstars.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: SF1900 on January 25, 2014, 01:06:08 PM
2 hours?! LA is filled with bored pornmilfstars.


Ha, yes it is.

But this one is hot! I would regret it if I didn't drive to see her!
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: haider on January 25, 2014, 02:11:55 PM


Ha, yes it is.

But this one is hot! I would regret it if I didn't drive to see her!
It's a trap!
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: SF1900 on January 25, 2014, 02:12:59 PM
It's a trap!


Based on her pics, its no trap.  :D :D
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: The Scott on January 25, 2014, 03:05:06 PM
Will she see I have an unhealthy obsession with tbombz and anabolichalo?

Cross your fingers for me, Getbig.  :D

Might have already been axed, but is this "professional" or "personal"?

Either way, have fun and all the best to the both of you.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 25, 2014, 03:10:27 PM
lol good luck. Im going to drive 500km one way to sleap 4 days at a 28 year old hot doctor we should start a team doctor  club and  laugh at chiro and his team nurse club
This made me LOL.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 25, 2014, 03:14:09 PM
Might have already been axed, but is this "professional" or "personal"?

Either way, have fun and all the best to the both of you.

He wrote 'date', so guess what?
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: The Scott on January 25, 2014, 03:40:35 PM
He wrote 'date', so guess what?

Ah.  Personal.   Hope they have a good time.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: Cold on January 25, 2014, 03:40:40 PM
they're all drama queens. just hit it and wear a real good condoms.

if u have a child with one of those bitches, headaches!
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 25, 2014, 10:18:41 PM
Call her mommy and put your finger in her butthole, watch her head explode.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: O.Z. on January 25, 2014, 10:30:32 PM
Most people who studied psychology are severe headcases themselves.

That applies to psychiatrists. I was dating a girl who was a psychiatrist and most of her patients were young people victims of broken marriages, violent parents, etc.
She was not supposed to tell the stories but it was hard for her to keep it inside and she was greatly affected by some of those cases.
I was always wondering how can those people keep apart their work and their private life.
2 months later I had to break up this relationship as I was getting depressed as well.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 26, 2014, 12:25:10 AM
Call her mommy and put your finger in her butthole, watch her head explode.

Solid Getbig advice.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: hazbin on January 26, 2014, 12:30:47 AM
say this to her


a man walks into his psychologist's office with nothing on but saran wrap for underwear.

the dr. says,   'I'll tell you right now, I can clearly see your nuts'
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 26, 2014, 12:33:19 AM
say this to her


a man walks into his psychologist's office with nothing on but saran wrap for underwear.

the dr. says,   'I'll tell you right now, I can clearly see your nuts'

You must be single for a long time, right?  :D
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 26, 2014, 12:42:45 AM
say this to her


a man walks into his psychologist's office with nothing on but saran wrap for underwear.

the dr. says,   'I'll tell you right now, I can clearly see your nuts'

the dryness of your humor is reaching "240 is back level".  :D
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 26, 2014, 12:53:19 AM
say this to her


a man walks into his psychologist's office with nothing on but saran wrap for underwear.

the dr. says,   'I'll tell you right now, I can clearly see your nuts'
so fucking bad joke lol
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: Submissionfytr on January 26, 2014, 11:00:55 AM
Ask her to go through the Rorschach ink blot cards with you, and then impress her with your vast subconscious intellect by repeatedly describing the designs as complex scenes, over run with details only you can see clearly. Providing such illicit details she cannot herself observe will show her you are a true alpha male, with superior intellect that she will want to mate with immediately.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: Howard on January 26, 2014, 11:13:54 AM
don't talk to her too much, just bend her over the desk and plow her

shoot on her ass and walk out without thanking her

she'll respect your getbigginess
Sounds like the best plan to me.
I was married to a board certified psychologist for 8 yrs ( wife #3) and that was our first date, so wtf.
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Post by: 38-26-40 on January 26, 2014, 12:23:27 PM
say this to her


a man walks into his psychologist's office with nothing on but saran wrap for underwear.

the dr. says,   'I'll tell you right now, I can clearly see your nuts'

Lmao...that'll melt her heart.
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Post by: galeniko on January 26, 2014, 12:28:29 PM


My wife
ah "jose", your "wife" :D
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: hazbin on January 26, 2014, 12:30:52 PM
Ask her to go through the Rorschach ink blot cards with you, and then impress her with your vast subconscious intellect by repeatedly describing the designs as complex scenes, over run with details only you can see clearly. Providing such illicit details she cannot herself observe will show her you are a true alpha male, with superior intellect that she will want to mate with immediately.

no no,,  you look at every abstract and describe a detailed sex scene.   when she says you are seriously addicted to sex say to her....

'Me!!??!!  you're the one with all the dirty pictures!!!!'
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: indie-lad on January 26, 2014, 03:18:14 PM
Most people who studied psychology are severe headcases themselves.

This is sooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo true. Saw a girl for two years who was going to become one...and is one today. Totally psycho when their masks come off. I could tell you some stories. Be prepared.
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Post by: The Showstoppa on January 26, 2014, 03:20:16 PM
Classic ;D

My wife gags every time I show her the bunny suit.

The one in your closet?
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Post by: DroppingPlates on January 26, 2014, 03:23:53 PM
Fitness, did the date already took place?
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Post by: wes on January 26, 2014, 03:29:41 PM
no no,,  you look at every abstract and describe a detailed sex scene.   when she says you are seriously addicted to sex say to her....

'Me!!??!!  you're the one with all the dirty pictures!!!!'
:D
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: King Shizzo on January 26, 2014, 03:42:42 PM
I have no doubt that Fitness Frenzy has fuckdolls that he names Jay, Halo, and Taylor.

You have impulsive, calculated, serial-killer type tendencies.

You do not even hide the fact that you are obsessed with these guys.
 :-\
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 26, 2014, 03:45:22 PM
I have no doubt that Fitness Frenzy has fuckdolls that he names Jay, Halo, and Taylor.

You have impulsive, calculated, serial-killer type tendencies.

You do not even hide the fact that you are obsessed with these guys.
 :-\


Are there things that bother you?
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: King Shizzo on January 26, 2014, 04:05:28 PM
Are there things that bother you?
Besided the fact that you and Frenzy are the same guy? Nah.
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 26, 2014, 04:06:34 PM
Besided the fact that you and Frenzy are the same guy? Nah.

 :D
Title: Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.
Post by: flinstones1 on January 26, 2014, 06:11:37 PM


Based on her pics, its no trap.  :D :D


good for you.
some guys might say crazy  but imo it takes balls and confidence to drive two hours to meet some chick off the net  who your not even sure is going to  like you or not. I've done it 4 times..it's a test of courage IMO...because if  You fuck up, you can't exactly shake it off.  your gonna have to live with what a bitch you were for the whole  two hour drive home ;D

good luck 8)