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Title: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Army of One on January 27, 2014, 03:45:02 AM
Owned  ;D

(http://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/penis-size-map.jpg)
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: macos on January 27, 2014, 03:47:34 AM
The Africans pure breeds ones have penorises the largest.

They fuck a chick once, the pussy is stretched for ever.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 27, 2014, 03:52:21 AM
And they stick them in the ugliest bitches west of Ukraine. Carry on  :-[
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 27, 2014, 03:54:32 AM
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: bigmc on January 27, 2014, 03:55:54 AM
And they stick them in the ugliest bitches west of Ukraine. Carry on  :-[

the usa is full of hippos

the average girl is 500 percent body fat
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 27, 2014, 04:00:52 AM
the usa is full of hippos

the average girl is 500 percent body fat

Whole I will agree that there are a lot of water buffaloes here, it's still better than England. So go sling your large dicks in some green toothed, wonky eyed slag named Polly before passing out from too much carlsburg.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: 240 is Back on January 27, 2014, 04:01:04 AM
bigger british cawks could explain all the british ladies with busted grills... just sayin'
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: bigmc on January 27, 2014, 04:01:45 AM
bigger british cawks could explain all the british ladies with busted grills... just sayin'

I hear jay cutler has the 6th biggest cock in body building
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: bigmc on January 27, 2014, 04:03:26 AM
Whole I will agree that there are a lot of water buffaloes here, it's still better than England. So go sling your large dicks in some green toothed, wonky eyed slag named Polly before passing out from too much carlsburg.

polly is a parrots name over here

no ones going to be fucking no parrots bro

americans drinks water downed piss

I never met one that could last more than four brewskis without falling over drunk
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 27, 2014, 04:06:48 AM
polly is a parrots name over here

no ones going to be fucking no parrots bro

americans drinks water downed piss

I never met one that could last more than four brewskis without falling over drunk

I used to visit England regularly and I agree with this. I used to be a heavy drinker and would be knocked out by the time my English friends were buzzed.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: bigmc on January 27, 2014, 04:09:28 AM
I used to visit England regularly and I agree with this. I used to be a heavy drinker and would be knocked out by the time my English friends were buzzed.

in the sprit of the conversation

I will concede that some of our women

are snaggle toothed aberrations
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Grape Ape on January 27, 2014, 04:12:49 AM
north americans drinks water downed piss

I never met one that could last more than four brewskis without falling over drunk

Calvin, call Chimps and book us three tickets for across the pond....
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: monstermunch on January 27, 2014, 04:18:28 AM
The British appear to run Getbig so this is no surprise...
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 27, 2014, 04:24:33 AM
The British appear to run Getbig so this is no surprise...

Apparently, The Jews are controlling the Brits by making their dicks big but their women ugly.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: bigmc on January 27, 2014, 04:24:45 AM
Calvin, call Chimps and book us three tickets for across the pond....

calvin is a midget

I bet he has the same alcohol tolerance as vernan troy
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Army of One on January 27, 2014, 04:38:37 AM
The British appear to run Getbig so this is no surprise...

This is true, we havnt had to flex our might since people know better than to start with the Brits
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: dr.chimps on January 27, 2014, 04:45:19 AM
Calvin, call Chimps and book us three tickets for across the pond....
Bags packed. Let's drink rock. We can always start a brawl with the baseball vs. cricket debate.    ;D
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Army of One on January 27, 2014, 04:48:30 AM
Bags packed. Let's drink rock. We can always start a brawl with the baseball vs. cricket debate.    ;D

I think most Brits will tell you cricket is shit, just Baseball is shitter
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Radical Plato on January 27, 2014, 04:52:03 AM
 :-[

(http://thetalentzone.co.uk/musictv/bgt/files/2014/01/dappy_naked.jpg)
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: bigmc on January 27, 2014, 04:52:14 AM
Bags packed. Let's drink rock. We can always start a brawl with the baseball vs. cricket debate.    ;D

they are both shit
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: James28 on January 27, 2014, 04:54:06 AM
Whole I will agree that there are a lot of water buffaloes here, it's still better than England. So go sling your large dicks in some green toothed, wonky eyed slag named Polly before passing out from too much carlsburg.

Lived here 33 years and never met a girl named Polly

There's very little middle ground here. We have obese swamp donkeys or girls so stunning they break your heart just looking at them. The rest in the middle you ignore.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: JasonH on January 27, 2014, 05:25:24 AM
in the sprit of the conversation

I will concede that some of our women

are snaggle toothed aberrations

Hahaha, "snaggle-toothed aberrations"

Kept for future use  ;D
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 27, 2014, 05:43:58 AM
You often research cock ?
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: King Shizzo on January 27, 2014, 05:48:44 AM
in the sprit of the conversation

I will concede that some of our women

are snaggle toothed aberrations
Some? Most.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: BigCyp on January 27, 2014, 05:50:37 AM
You often research cock ?

Army of One is a very strange individual.

Put it this way, I would rather let shizzo babysit my children after 4 bottles of vodka
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: King Shizzo on January 27, 2014, 05:53:59 AM
Army of One is a very strange individual.

Put it this way, I would rather let shizzo babysit my children after 4 bottles of vodka
Alright!!!! Some good material. Please kill and eat bigmc for us.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: bigmc on January 27, 2014, 05:58:07 AM
Alright!!!! Some good material. Please kill and eat bigmc for us.

are you saying my gimmick big cyp

can make you look even more pathetic that I can shizz?
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: King Shizzo on January 27, 2014, 06:03:01 AM
are you saying my gimmick big cyp

can make you look even more pathetic that I can shizz?
I am saying that big cyp knows how to joke the right way. He is actually funny.

So I don't care whether he is your gimmick or not, more of him, less of you please.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: bigmc on January 27, 2014, 06:03:58 AM
I am saying that big cyp knows how to joke the right way. He is actually funny.

So I don't care whether he is your gimmick or not, more of him, less of you please.

so maybe it isn't me

and maybe all your endless crap about my gimmicks

are the ramblings of a drunken idiot  :-*
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: James28 on January 27, 2014, 06:37:06 AM
Could I just enquire how the gentleman that started this thread 'stumble' upon this information?
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: BigCyp on January 27, 2014, 06:42:31 AM
Could I just enquire how the gentleman that started this thread 'stumble' upon this information?

Army of One was just using the worldwide web to get some nutritional data for his next meal James.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: James28 on January 27, 2014, 06:44:32 AM
Army of One was just using the worldwide web to get some nutritional data for his next meal James.

Are you suggesting Army of One concern himself with the nutritional value and geographical differences of sperm?
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: G_Thang on January 27, 2014, 06:48:31 AM
Owned  ;D

(http://www.targetmap.com/ThumbnailsReports/3073_THUMB_IPAD.jpg)

Lets look at this scientifically and statistically.

Mexicans + Asians in the USA > Arabs + Indians in the UK = Several inches lost in the USA.  There is no other explanation.   
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: CalvinH on January 27, 2014, 06:49:27 AM
Calvin, call Chimps and book us three tickets for across the pond....



Sounds good...I say lets each have a shot for each lb BigMc has gained since he started his diet.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: James28 on January 27, 2014, 06:54:18 AM
Lets look at this scientifically and statistically.

Mexicans + Asians in the USA > Arabs + Indians in the UK = Several inches lost in the USA.  There is no other explanation.   

You want an explanation for matters concerning penis size?
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: hrspwr1 on January 27, 2014, 06:54:36 AM
It doesn`t say larger penises, it says brits are bigger dicks.  ;D
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: bigmc on January 27, 2014, 06:57:22 AM


Sounds good...I say lets each have a shot for each lb BigMc has gained since he started his diet.

 ;D

little bit sensitive about your height Frodo  :-*
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 27, 2014, 07:05:31 AM
How about I dont give a piss about either one of them.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Army of One on January 27, 2014, 07:17:03 AM
Lots of distraught Americans in this thread trying to divert attention away from their small manhoods
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: che on January 27, 2014, 07:23:18 AM
Lots of distraught Americans in this thread trying to divert attention away from their small manhoods

Any of you Brits  want to compare ?  sign the waiver.



(http://www.weirdoptics.com/entries/7-Three-Pigs-Visual-Optical-Illusion-159x212.jpg)
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: galeniko on January 27, 2014, 07:29:34 AM
lol@south east asia ;D ;D
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 27, 2014, 08:00:35 AM
How about I dont give a piss about either one of them.
does this thread bring alot of painfull  memories from your time as a escort when the women pulled up 200 bucks until you  pulled down your pants and they changed the money to 20 and said "american men " with a sad and dissapointed voice?
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 27, 2014, 08:07:10 AM
does this thread bring alot of painfull  memories from your time as a escort when the women pulled up 200 bucks until you  pulled down your pants and they changed the money to 20 and said "american men " with a sad and dissapointed voice?
Yes it hurts man, can you be a friend and talk me through it?
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 27, 2014, 08:15:38 AM
Yes it hurts man, can you be a friend and talk me through it?
we can take a ride with my datsun so you can cry against my shoulder =)
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 27, 2014, 08:42:16 AM
we can take a ride with my datsun so you can cry against my shoulder =)
Yes let's go.  ;D
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 27, 2014, 09:15:30 AM
Yes let's go.  ;D
lol
if k start driving know i will be at your house probably in 1.5 month so you can start and put your jacket and shoes on
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 27, 2014, 09:32:11 AM
Americans have the heaviest body weight as a whole than any other group. Because so, these people lose a 1/2 inch to an inch in P size. If American's drop weight, they will gain cock size...
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Army of One on January 27, 2014, 09:35:08 AM
Americans have the heaviest body weight as a whole than any other group. Because so, these people lose a 1/2 inch to an inch in P size. If American's drop weight, they will gain cock size...

You sound like an expert in the science of the cock
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Knooger on January 27, 2014, 10:03:49 AM
I would like to apologize for bringing down the average cock size here in America.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Bevo on January 27, 2014, 10:26:31 AM
Who created this map? Mexicans and blacks?
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Knooger on January 27, 2014, 10:29:32 AM
I'm thinking about moving to India and trying to get into the porn industry.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 27, 2014, 11:12:25 AM
lol
if k start driving know i will be at your house probably in 1.5 month so you can start and put your jacket and shoes on
:D
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: chadstallion on February 14, 2015, 07:56:10 PM
and they also have the worst teeth.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Bevo on February 14, 2015, 08:13:50 PM
So who made the chart? Blacks and Mexicans?
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Bevo on February 14, 2015, 08:21:58 PM
I think it's safe to rule out any Chinamen. ;)

Haha!  ;D

How would something like this be carried out?
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Archer77 on February 14, 2015, 09:45:37 PM
So who made the chart? Blacks and Mexicans?

Mexicans are south of the border asians in terms of dick size
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: el numero uno on February 14, 2015, 09:56:55 PM
Haha!  ;D

How would something like this be carried out?

They asked booty and tbombz.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Lord Chronos on February 15, 2015, 01:01:03 AM
Lived here 33 years and never met a girl named Polly

There's very little middle ground here. We have obese swamp donkeys or girls so stunning they break your heart just looking at them. The rest in the middle you ignore.

The UK

obese swamp donkeys = 75%

The "middle ground" = 15%

Stunning girls = 10%

Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: closeline on February 15, 2015, 05:53:46 AM
Owned  ;D

(http://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/penis-size-map.jpg)

The typical white Guy in USA has to have a very small Pipi to compensate the Lot of niggas with anacondas to get the average down to 5 inches  ;D

But americans Are FAT and FAT decreases Testosteron and increases estrogen
So their clocks are small if they are Even able to get One up lol

Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: closeline on February 15, 2015, 05:56:20 AM
The UK

obese swamp donkeys = 75%

The "middle ground" = 15%

Stunning girls = 10%



Stunning Girls in uk  lol

Not really

Uk people are very much the living Version of the Neandertalers

I mean Wayne ronney is considered good Looking in uk
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Lord Chronos on February 15, 2015, 06:54:01 AM
Stunning Girls in uk  lol

Not really

Uk people are very much the living Version of the Neandertalers

I mean Wayne ronney is considered good Looking in uk


I dont think you understood my post.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Thick Nick on February 15, 2015, 08:54:06 AM
This is hysterical... The average cock size got bigger cause there are no white people left in that shithole. Lol. Britain... No teeth... No hygiene... No comparison to the U.S... It's fucking insulting that you ugly useless turds even compare yourself to us. Queens.. Oh brother. I wipe my shitty ass with Britian the fucking JOKE of the west. Canada has surpassed you in being a real country. Rofl. Toothless clowns get the fuck out of here.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on February 15, 2015, 09:00:17 AM
Owned  ;D

(http://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/penis-size-map.jpg)

British woman have the best tips around.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: The True Adonis on February 15, 2015, 09:33:26 AM
 ::)

Yeah thats real accurate.

"Self Report Your Size"

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073 
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Thick Nick on February 15, 2015, 09:39:31 AM
::)

Yeah thats real accurate.

"Self Report Your Size"

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073 

Least we know the Asians are an honest people.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: The True Adonis on February 15, 2015, 09:40:28 AM
Least we know the Asians are an honest people.
The whole thing is a hoax.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: The Scott on February 15, 2015, 09:42:31 AM
The biggest dicks in the world are located in the Arab world, Hollyweird, DC and Detroit.  And we're not talking about penis size, lads.

Libtards and Muslims.  They want to screw the world.
Title: Re: So the Brits officially have larger penises than Americans
Post by: Thick Nick on February 15, 2015, 09:50:20 AM
The biggest dicks in the world are located in the Arab world, Hollyweird, DC and Detroit.  And we're not talking about penis size, lads.

Libtards and Muslims.  They want to screw the world.

Brilliance... Pure brilliance.