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Title: North Korea Lands First Man on the Sun
Post by: alabama ftw on January 29, 2014, 01:47:16 AM: Quote
This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun. 17-year-old Hung Il
Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, traveling alone, to reach
our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.

A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We
are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the
sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the
sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he
returns home later this evening".

Hung is expected back on
Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle,
and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness,
as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the
Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his
uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of
time.

The North Korean central
news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the "greatest human
achievement of our time" - and so they should, landing a man on the Sun,
a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things
considered. I wonder if Dennis Rodman considered this a slam dunk for
the country.
Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4d4_1390845826#61VHwjdx7DDoqRgq.99
Pretty awesome!
Title: Re: North Korea Lands First Man on the Sun
Post by: Nomad on January 29, 2014, 02:23:11 AM: Sounds like an old Soviet Joke.
Title: Re: North Korea Lands First Man on the Sun
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 29, 2014, 02:26:51 AM: Finally ::)
Title: Re: North Korea Lands First Man on the Sun
Post by: Montague on January 29, 2014, 02:29:10 AM: I hope he wore lots of sunscreen.
Title: Re: North Korea Lands First Man on the Sun
Post by: _bruce_ on January 29, 2014, 04:55:45 AM: Quote from: Montague on January 29, 2014, 02:29:10 AM
I hope he wore lots of sunscreen.

+those awesome glasses of Mr. Kim

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: North Korea Lands First Man on the Sun
Post by: hrspwr1 on January 29, 2014, 05:39:54 AM: Flying up there at night - brilliant.
Title: Re: North Korea Lands First Man on the Sun
Post by: Knooger on January 29, 2014, 05:45:59 AM: The Onion started that.
Title: Re: North Korea Lands First Man on the Sun
Post by: snx on January 29, 2014, 06:54:29 AM: Wow. Way to go North Korea!
Title: Re: North Korea Lands First Man on the Sun
Post by: polychronopolous on January 29, 2014, 07:00:33 AM: I don't know why but I believe them.
Title: Re: North Korea Lands First Man on the Sun
Post by: Henda on January 29, 2014, 07:04:23 AM: Still far less exagerated than a dj181 post about his recent gains.
Title: Re: North Korea Lands First Man on the Sun
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 29, 2014, 12:18:55 PM: I know the actual story is fake, but did North Korea actually claim this?
Title: Re: North Korea Lands First Man on the Sun
Post by: Knooger on January 29, 2014, 12:50:37 PM: Quote from: Irongrip400 on January 29, 2014, 12:18:55 PM
I know the actual story is fake, but did North Korea actually claim this?

No.
Title: Re: North Korea Lands First Man on the Sun
Post by: Teutonic Knight on January 29, 2014, 01:47:33 PM: Any Bouncers jobs for Anabolichalo in North Korea ???
Land is well known for 1000's of clubs ;D