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How does any man in this world have any self respect when they refer to their wife as the boss? You know those fags that say "Talk to the Boss" when refering to her. If I ever got to the point in my life when I refer to a wife or girlfriend as boss please just shoot me on the spot.
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Great question EDB
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How does any man in this world have any self respect when they refer to their wife as the boss? You know those fags that say "Talk to the Boss" when refering to her. If I ever got to the point in my life when I refer to a wife or girlfriend as boss please just shoot me on the spot.
Same type of homos who say "we're pregnant".
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Same type of homos who say "we're pregnant".
Haha yes Grape Ape, sounds like the type of guy whose wife only "lets" him watch football on Saturday or Sunday.
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Haha yes Grape Ape, sounds like the type of guy whose wife only "lets" him watch football on Saturday or Sunday.
We'll they might have a busy day planned. Home Depot then maybe Bed Bath and Beyond..
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Haha yes Grape Ape, sounds like the type of guy whose wife only "lets" him watch football on Saturday or Sunday.
bwahahahhaha "Let me text my wife and ask her..."
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Call her the boss in private until she reaches 30, then treat her like shit for 50 years and she has to put up with it.
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About five of us were organizing a March Madness vegas trip. One guy was like "I have to see if I can get a hall pass".
This is a bullshit statement. Unless there's monetary problems, or pre-made, unchangeable plans like a wedding, etc.....it should be no fucking issue. If it's a trust factor, there's bigger issues in play.
I told my wife and she just said "cool".
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Great question bro, I will ask the Captain when she gets home from the gym (hopefully I can fix dinner and clean her damn boots before she's home!!!)
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On another note, I'm on a conference call and just ripped on completely out loud, and had that horrible sinking feeling as I turned towards the phone to make sure I was on mute.
I was.
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When I met my wife in a bar she walked by me and put her hands under my arm pits. She lifted me up putting me on the bar saying to her girlfriends look at the muscles on this one. Call me anything you want but my kids have incredible genetics. My wife has thighs like a lumber jack.
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Same type of homos who say "we're pregnant".
haha ;D
even better "we" are buying the house(but only he is paying)
"she manages the funds" :D
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Great question bro, I will ask the Captain when she gets home from the gym (hopefully I can fix dinner and clean her damn boots before she's home!!!)
I know you admitted on here that you first had sex on the wedding night, are you now working towards the blowjob from her?
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I don't think that's bad at all. Let women think they have the upper hand. It's way easier to give them a simple victory than to hear them bitch and moan and bitch and moan and bitch and moan, ad nauseum. Know when to pick and choose your battles!
It's no where NEAR as beta as a hyphenated last name. Might as well start looking up cuckhold advertisements on Craigslist if you're going to hyphenate your last name.
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I know you admitted on here that you first had sex on the wedding night, are you now working towards the blowjob from her?
To be honest bro, I'd rather keep the BJ as strictly me and your mum territory as it's how we met and very special memories.
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To be honest bro, I'd rather keep the BJ as strictly me and your mum territory as it's how we met and very special memories.
thats a yes then , good to know chief, please post up the poem you have on your home wall too, I found it funny.
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I don't think that's bad at all. Let women think they have the upper hand. It's way easier to give them a simple victory than to hear them bitch and moan and bitch and moan and bitch and moan, ad nauseum. Know when to pick and choose your battles!
It's no where NEAR as beta as a hyphenated last name. Might as well start looking up cuckhold advertisements on Craigslist if you're going to hyphenate your last name.
Women hyphenating seems to be becoming more common.
Or are you talking about a man hyphenating with his new wife's name? That is unacceptable.
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Women hyphenating seems to be becoming more common.
Or are you talking about a man hyphenating with his new wife's name? That is unacceptable.
lol THAT'S what I'm talking about, man. Guys are actually doing it!! Not talking about the woman. I think that's fine if she wants to have her maiden and married name hyphenated. No trouble there. But I'm talking about the dude taking on the woman's last name. Oh, man. It's actually a THING. :-X
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When I met my wife in a bar she walked by me and put her hands under my arm pits. She lifted me up putting me on the bar saying to her girlfriends look at the muscles on this one. My wife has thighs like a lumber jack.
Sounds like she might have a cock like one too.
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Betaness at the highest level. I question if the fools who make these statements even view themselves as a man.
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thats a yes then , good to know chief, please post up the poem you have on your home wall too, I found it funny.
Thanks Bro, glad you liked it
Army of One, Army of One
Likes his sausages lean,
Not that he's following a low fat diet,
He just prefers sucking very shredded cocks.
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what is the attraction of being a beta? They get to re-live their dominating mother? All Freudian and whatnot?
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Yeah you just wouldn't say that shit on principle....'Gotta ask the boss'.... ::)
Too many men hand over their decision making to women so they can keep having that pussy. Ironically this normally results in the women denying their men sex because they are such limp wristed wimps.
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Thanks Bro, glad you liked it
Army of One, Army of One
Likes his sausages lean,
Not that he's following a low fat diet,
He just prefers sucking very shredded cocks.
"Big"Cyp, "Big"Cyp
His wife pushes him around with a whip
He is currently working towards a Blowjob
Because his boyfriend only lets him swallow his Knob
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Army of One
Loves to drink cum
Except when he gets it
shot up his bum
no dog in this fight, just freestyling....
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"Big"Cyp, "Big"Cyp
His wife pushes him around with a whip
He is currently working towards a Blowjob
Because his boyfriend only lets him swallow his Knob
Your fail is in the mail.
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We'll they might have a busy day planned. Home Depot then maybe Bed Bath and Beyond..
:D Frank the Tank... Oldschool... Classic!
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"Big"Cyp, "Big"Cyp
His wife pushes him around with a whip
He is currently working towards a Blowjob
Because his boyfriend only lets him swallow his Knob
Bigcyp, bigcyp soars like a bird
bigmc remembered the password.
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Army of One
Loves to drink cum
Except when he gets it
shot up his bum
no dog in this fight, just freestyling....
Grape Ape
Homo
Sex
Ual
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Your fail is in the mail.
Your response makes me ashamed of Essex
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CSWOL could reply to this thread, but he'll have to run it by the boss first.
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CSWOL could reply to this thread, but he'll have to run it by the boss first.
More like his fingers got too fat for the keys
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Bigcyp, bigcyp soars like a bird
bigmc remembered the password.
Simple Simon
Blew a fireman
Then called 999
Hello Operator
I'll call back later
There's 10 more
Next in line
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bigcyp wins.
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Simple Simon
Blew a fireman
Then called 999
Hello Operator
I'll call back later
There's 10 more
Next in line
This must be BigMc behind the account...
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I use it to get out of doing shit I don't want to do.
Like when my buddy says "can you come over and help me re-tile my kitchen backsplash", and I'll say "let me check with the boss", which always ends in a "no", thus giving me a chickenshit way out of doing something I don't want to do, all whilst blaming my wife.
My friends do this to me as well, and it's become our running gag.
"Hey Jim, can you come over and spend 6 hours in my backyard helping me assemble this shed kit I got at Home Depot?". Jim says, "I don't know man, let me ask the boss. I think she has a "honey-do" list already."
"Hey Fred, I need you to come help me as assistant coach for my kid's baseball team." Fred says, "Geez man, I don't know, let me ask the boss. I think she has me penciled in for driving little Sally to ballet on Saturday mornings."
"Hey Biff, I need you to host poker night at your house." Biff says, "Wow, let's see how the boss feels about that. I think the cigar smoke irritates her, and she said I'm cut off if I pull a stunt like that again."
It's like a guilt-free way of getting out of stuff you don't like. Of course, when your buddies catch on, they either do the same in a cool form of revenge, or you get ostracized as a punk. My friends, thankfully, are now fully engaged in the whole "boss" thing, and if anything, it's become a running meme on the block as we talk about our wives. The wives, I believe, still haven't caught on. They will though, and we'll have to shake things up with a new way to poke fun at them. Because that's all we're doing...poking fun at a wife. No man worth his shit actually thinks his wife is the boss.
You unmarried guys will learn. It has it's role. It's not a compound exercise...it's an assistance "feel" lift. When used in the right place, it can carve out details that are important in the process of judging your success as a man.
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::) Its fucking pathetic !
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Simple Simon
Blew a fireman
Then called 999
Hello Operator
I'll call back later
There's 10 more
Next in line
comedy legend big cyp
owning a get big light weight in this thread 8)
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::) Its fucking pathetic !
Babe the kids are in bed, can you pick up some brocolli on the way home?
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comedy legend big cyp
owning a get big light weight in this thread 8)
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"Hey Fred, I need you to come help me as assistant coach for my kid's baseball team." Fred says, "Geez man, I don't know, let me ask the boss. I think she has me penciled in for driving little Sally to ballet on Saturday mornings."
You would not turn this down. >:(
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You would not turn this down. >:(
No, I wouldn't. You're right. But I've had my friends turn me down on it.
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My wife looks like Bruce Springsteen.
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Rich Gaspari was prob one of them..
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I use it to get out of doing shit I don't want to do.
Like when my buddy says "can you come over and help me re-tile my kitchen backsplash", and I'll say "let me check with the boss", which always ends in a "no", thus giving me a chickenshit way out of doing something I don't want to do, all whilst blaming my wife.
My friends do this to me as well, and it's become our running gag.
"Hey Jim, can you come over and spend 6 hours in my backyard helping me assemble this shed kit I got at Home Depot?". Jim says, "I don't know man, let me ask the boss. I think she has a "honey-do" list already."
"Hey Fred, I need you to come help me as assistant coach for my kid's baseball team." Fred says, "Geez man, I don't know, let me ask the boss. I think she has me penciled in for driving little Sally to ballet on Saturday mornings."
"Hey Biff, I need you to host poker night at your house." Biff says, "Wow, let's see how the boss feels about that. I think the cigar smoke irritates her, and she said I'm cut off if I pull a stunt like that again."
It's like a guilt-free way of getting out of stuff you don't like. Of course, when your buddies catch on, they either do the same in a cool form of revenge, or you get ostracized as a punk. My friends, thankfully, are now fully engaged in the whole "boss" thing, and if anything, it's become a running meme on the block as we talk about our wives. The wives, I believe, still haven't caught on. They will though, and we'll have to shake things up with a new way to poke fun at them. Because that's all we're doing...poking fun at a wife. No man worth his shit actually thinks his wife is the boss.
You unmarried guys will learn. It has it's role. It's not a compound exercise...it's an assistance "feel" lift. When used in the right place, it can carve out details that are important in the process of judging your success as a man.
Not helping out friends....even. ore beta than referring to your wife as boss
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Not helping out friends....even. ore beta than referring to your wife as boss
You didn't really get my story, did you? That's ok. I need to work on my posting this week. Somehow my shitty stories are falling flat.
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kinda limp dick fucker that hasn't received a blowjob from his wife since his first date when he fell in love
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::)
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What about the men who are on a sex diet where the wife says sex is only twice per week.
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comedy legend big cyp
owning a get big light weight in this thread 8)
::) Okay
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What about the men who are on a sex diet where the wife says sex is only twice per week.
You know nothing about women, you nut slurping manfucker.
All your posts suck. Except one, once.
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lol THAT'S what I'm talking about, man. Guys are actually doing it!! Not talking about the woman. I think that's fine if she wants to have her maiden and married name hyphenated. No trouble there. But I'm talking about the dude taking on the woman's last name. Oh, man. It's actually a THING. :-X
fuck that noise, any guy doing this needs a swift kick in the testes
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fuck that noise, any guy doing this needs a swift kick in the testes
A swift kick in the what? There are no testes left. They took their wife's last name!!! :-\
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kinda limp dick fucker that hasn't received a blowjob from his wife since his first date when he fell in love
A little harsh on BigCyp, he's trying
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A swift kick in the what? There are no testes left. They took their wife's last name!!! :-\
A swift kick to the mangina then
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A swift kick to the mangina then
Indeed. A nice c-u-n-t punt to where the male genetalia should be!
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::)
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It's insulting to the wife, if anything. Placing the burden of responsibly on the wife for something she didn't volunteer to decide, the tone of voice used when saying "the boss"...I don't know, you tell me who is really getting the upper hand when a husband refers to his wife as "the boss"
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Simple Simon
Blew a fireman
Then called 999
Hello Operator
I'll call back later
There's 10 more
Next in line
:D
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or SWMBO (SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED) ::)
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Guys at work say it all the time, I just don't respond and theres an awkward blank moment when the conversation stops completely.
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Ole lady is better.
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Ole lady is better.
Or simply "the cow c u n t"
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How does any man in this world have any self respect when they refer to their wife as the boss? You know those fags that say "Talk to the Boss" when refering to her. If I ever got to the point in my life when I refer to a wife or girlfriend as boss please just shoot me on the spot.
When asked to do guy stuff my married friend doesn't have to check with the boss. He has to look at the calender on the refrigerator to see if she allowed any free time. In that case, shoot me in the knee so I die a slow deserving death.
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It's insulting to the wife, if anything. Placing the burden of responsibly on the wife for something she didn't volunteer to decide, the tone of voice used when saying "the boss"...I don't know, you tell me who is really getting the upper hand when a husband refers to his wife as "the boss"
That's pretty much why we do it.
Unmarried men view it as "beta", and it looks that way on the surface. But deeper diving provides the insight you've derived.
Married men see it differently...more or less as you've pointed it out.
Odd that it took a woman on the board to pick up on it. Your husband probably has his hands full with you! You know too much! My wife can never meet you. LOL! ;D
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How does any man in this world have any self respect when they refer to their wife as the boss? You know those fags that say "Talk to the Boss" when refering to her. If I ever got to the point in my life when I refer to a wife or girlfriend as boss please just shoot me on the spot.
Great thread. This shit irks me as well. Pussies! Trendy, pop culture bullshit. Now look at what it's done. It's creature a culture of loose women. Great going.
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Never let women do competitive arm wrestling - you have never heard shit like it:
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It`s the vaginization of the world...
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Sickens me. I could never be in a marriage like that. My ideal girl would be like a hot librarian-nurse-best friend. It's one thing to check schedules to make sure something isn't already planned, but fuck asking permission. And women who don't take their husbands last name. ::)
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why would anyone get married if theres cheap,good looking whores for much smaller financial toll?
lol@even talking about marriage issues.
also lol@ talking about how to "opress" a woman or keep her "In her place".just break up immediately as she tries to give some shit.
as long things are fun, enjoy it, when problems arise, throw her away like used toilet paper.no sane man would walk around with used toilet paper
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why would anyone get married if theres cheap,good looking whores for much smaller financial toll?
lol@even talking about marriage issues.
also lol@ talking about how to "opress" a woman or keep her "In her place".just break up immediately as she tries to give some shit.
as long things are fun, enjoy it, when problems arise, throw her away like used toilet paper.no sane man would walk around with used toilet paper
Great advice right thur
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Great advice right thur
ppl might say "Yeah hes running his mouth"
but i really am very consistent at this.
the side effect is, my record time with one is maybe 1 week if we get lucky.
ofc i have one "mingle" "gf" at all times, she never annoys me and can sex whenever feel like, but dont want relation( i told her slightest hint of that and it sover), this ofc allows you to treat them like socks.
haha theres been scenes worth to be in movies :D
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it's a cop-out for men who aren't assertive enough to OWN their actions.
sales person "sir, would you like to sign up for/donate/buy blah blah blah..."
sissy "I dunno.. you'll have to talk to the boss, my wife"
Alpha "No. I do not."
sales person "sir, it's a great program/cause/product blah blah blah"
sissy "I dunno.. I don't make the decisions.. talk to the boss, my wife'
Alpha "look at my face. do you think I would change my mind? I said no.. ask me again. I dare you"
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How does any man in this world have any self respect when they refer to their wife as the boss? You know those fags that say "Talk to the Boss" when refering to her. If I ever got to the point in my life when I refer to a wife or girlfriend as boss please just shoot me on the spot.
Big Zakk Wylde constantly refers to his wife as The Boss and Sergeant.
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Big Zakk Wylde constantly refers to his wife as The Boss and Sergeant.
Really? Thought he were a true bad ass alpha when I saw him on stage.
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why would anyone get married if theres cheap,good looking whores for much smaller financial toll?
lol@even talking about marriage issues.
also lol@ talking about how to "opress" a woman or keep her "In her place".just break up immediately as she tries to give some shit.
as long things are fun, enjoy it, when problems arise, throw her away like used toilet paper.no sane man would walk around with used toilet paper
the whores are much better looking than what any average joe could marry anyway with excellent booty clapping skills on the cock
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That's pretty much why we do it.
Unmarried men view it as "beta", and it looks that way on the surface. But deeper diving provides the insight you've derived.
Married men see it differently...more or less as you've pointed it out.
Odd that it took a woman on the board to pick up on it. Your husband probably has his hands full with you! You know too much! My wife can never meet you. LOL! ;D
I'm surprised that everyone takes it for face value...when someone says "you're sweet" do they JUST mean you're sweet? No. Could also mean "that's nice, but I don't want to talk to you anymore" or "i want to have sex with you" or "i expected you to be a bitch" or "you have a good personality, too bad you're ugly"
And I'm not married and waaay to young for that. I just picked up on things from watching my parents.
Also, you never know what your wife knows but doesn't acknowledge. ;-)
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Sounds like El Dildobo Backdooro actually likes masturbating every nght by himself.
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How does any man in this world have any self respect when they refer to their wife as the boss? You know those fags that say "Talk to the Boss" when refering to her. If I ever got to the point in my life when I refer to a wife or girlfriend as boss please just shoot me on the spot.
exactly the my wife becomes the boss is the day she leaves the house for good. No self resecting man refers to his wife like that
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I'm surprised that everyone takes it for face value...when someone says "you're sweet" do they JUST mean you're sweet? No. Could also mean "that's nice, but I don't want to talk to you anymore" or "i want to have sex with you" or "i expected you to be a bitch" or "you have a good personality, too bad you're ugly"
And I'm not married and waaay to young for that. I just picked up on things from watching my parents.
Also, you never know what your wife knows but doesn't acknowledge. ;-)
Exactly. A bunch of insecure men get their dander up when they think referring to the wife as "the boss" might actually mean every man who says that means he's relinquished his role as a man and completely devoted himself to licking her bootheels. Spare me. It's more as you pointed out, or as ESFitness pointed out (and the way I admitted too): it's just a chickenshit cop-out. But a man can't be bothered to tackle every issue hands on and head-on. Sometimes, you need to take a play off, and just blame it on the wife. Lord knows my wife blames me for all kinds of shit I didn't do when she chats with her girlfriends. Doesn't bother me one bit. She can't be expected to take accountability for every single thing.
That's why we got married - share, and share alike. Support (and this is one of those perverted ways married couples support each other...and it works, however odd and perhaps dysfunctional it may be).
And I may act dumb around my wife, but I'm far from it. She knows the games I play, and I know she knows. But I do it anyways, because 7 or 8 times out of 10, she's too lazy to call me on it. That's a .700 batting average...not too bad if I do say so myself. That's hall of fame numbers right thurr.
I work quite hard to set the bar pretty low for her expectations of me. That way, if something even the least bit extraordinary happens (i.e. I finally clean a bathroom for the first time in 7 years), I get to walk around the house with chest out, trumpeting what an amazing man I am, and I am truly expecting her to be surprised, shocked, and awed. And she probably feels a certain sense of surprise when I do it (also clouded with a sense of "jesus h. christ, he cleaned a bathroom. big deal"). But mostly surprise.
And then I get to tell her "hey, I was reading your Cosmo (admittedly beta move), and it told me that you (girls) love it when your husband does the chores so you don't have to. That it gives you more time to think about me (your husband) and how hot I am. So, by my count, I've earned something extra special. So why don't you head upstairs and get comfortable." Though this doesn't always work, it does work more than 50% of the time. She knows she probably shouldn't, but she does. I know she's reluctantly giving in, but it doesn't phase me one bit.
Marriages are arrangements once the honeymoon is over. It's a bartering system. You can't be ga-ga in love forever.
I don't know where I'm going with this...
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Sounds like El Dildobo Backdooro actually likes masturbating every nght by himself.
;D
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It's more of a condescending term like referring to a subordinate as "chief" or "big guy".
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I use it to get out of doing shit I don't want to do.
Like when my buddy says "can you come over and help me re-tile my kitchen backsplash", and I'll say "let me check with the boss", which always ends in a "no", thus giving me a chickenshit way out of doing something I don't want to do, all whilst blaming my wife.
My friends do this to me as well, and it's become our running gag.
"Hey Jim, can you come over and spend 6 hours in my backyard helping me assemble this shed kit I got at Home Depot?". Jim says, "I don't know man, let me ask the boss. I think she has a "honey-do" list already."
"Hey Fred, I need you to come help me as assistant coach for my kid's baseball team." Fred says, "Geez man, I don't know, let me ask the boss. I think she has me penciled in for driving little Sally to ballet on Saturday mornings."
"Hey Biff, I need you to host poker night at your house." Biff says, "Wow, let's see how the boss feels about that. I think the cigar smoke irritates her, and she said I'm cut off if I pull a stunt like that again."
It's like a guilt-free way of getting out of stuff you don't like. Of course, when your buddies catch on, they either do the same in a cool form of revenge, or you get ostracized as a punk. My friends, thankfully, are now fully engaged in the whole "boss" thing, and if anything, it's become a running meme on the block as we talk about our wives. The wives, I believe, still haven't caught on. They will though, and we'll have to shake things up with a new way to poke fun at them. Because that's all we're doing...poking fun at a wife. No man worth his shit actually thinks his wife is the boss.
You unmarried guys will learn. It has it's role. It's not a compound exercise...it's an assistance "feel" lift. When used in the right place, it can carve out details that are important in the process of judging your success as a man.
why not be an Alpha and just say "no"?
more and more as I get older I am giving direct answers.
- "Can you help me move?"
- "no, but I will give you $30 to higher some movers in my stead."
I am getting to stage where I just don't give a fuck anymore about being "PC" or "Guilt free"
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When I met my wife in a bar she walked by me and put her hands under my arm pits. She lifted me up putting me on the bar saying to her girlfriends look at the muscles on this one. Call me anything you want but my kids have incredible genetics. My wife has thighs like a lumber jack.
lol
did she then bend you over and fuck you in the ass with her strap on?
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Happy wife, happy life ;)
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why not be an Alpha and just say "no"?
more and more as I get older I am giving direct answers.
- "Can you help me move?"
- "no, but I will give you $30 to higher some movers in my stead."
I am getting to stage where I just don't give a fuck anymore about being "PC" or "Guilt free"
I'd say I'm 50/50.
50 percent of the time, I'll just say "no".
50 percent of the time, I'll chickenshit out of it. I'll ignore you til you go away, pull a misdirection, stall, or blame something wholly unrelated for why I can't do it.
I don't know why. Insecurity probably. Or laziness. Or a combo thereof.
I do find the older I get though, the less I give a shit what other people think, and the more I want them to just leave me alone and tell them so. But I'm not there like you are.
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I'd say I'm 50/50.
50 percent of the time, I'll just say "no".
50 percent of the time, I'll chickenshit out of it. I'll ignore you til you go away, pull a misdirection, stall, or blame something wholly unrelated for why I can't do it.
I don't know why. Insecurity probably. Or laziness. Or a combo thereof.
I do find the older I get though, the less I give a shit what other people think, and the more I want them to just leave me alone and tell them so. But I'm not there like you are.
I am getting there, but when I look back I always kick myself for "not just saying no but instead being passive aggressive".
being upfront does mean less friends though :)