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Title: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on January 31, 2014, 06:16:11 PM
Thank you to those of you who have assisted me on an undercover basis ...

There is a website where salespeople from lab organizations complain about how unfair life is, etc.

I once worked at one of these companies...that company has now been bought and heads may roll.

A lot of weeping and gnashing of teeth going on...and I've been trolling the fook out of the board with getbig-isms, causing untold meltdowns.

Please participate...go to     www.cafepharma.com   from there, select "diagnostic/lab sales" and from there, select "Solstas Lab Partners"  jump in a thread and own you some tiny tits.

Thanks in advance.

Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: TEH boob on January 31, 2014, 06:37:20 PM
Omg Lmao those posts stick out....I see someone called you out, there's a thread in your honor
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on January 31, 2014, 07:01:34 PM
Omg Lmao those posts stick out....I see someone called you out, there's a thread in your honor

yep...there were a few more that got nuked
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Lexus II on January 31, 2014, 08:48:28 PM
A Plea to the Mods:

...and anyone at Solstas with any control over this board and it's posts:

Please set some kind of filter or security setting so that when any of the following key words or phrases appear, the entire post is deleted before it even hits the board. They would be:

"Oh brother"
"Son"
"Meltdown"
"Village Idiot"
As well as any sentence that refers to anyone's wife or daughter.

I'm sure all of us, with the exception of this individual, would agree this would be great.

Thank you.

Keep up the good work Mr Griffin! :D
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: phreak on February 01, 2014, 12:20:49 AM
in it to win it.  ;D
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 02:45:47 AM
A Plea to the Mods:

...and anyone at Solstas with any control over this board and it's posts:

Please set some kind of filter or security setting so that when any of the following key words or phrases appear, the entire post is deleted before it even hits the board. They would be:

"Oh brother"
"Son"
"Meltdown"
"Village Idiot"
As well as any sentence that refers to anyone's wife or daughter.

I'm sure all of us, with the exception of this individual, would agree this would be great.

Thank you.

Keep up the good work Mr Griffin! :D

thank you sir

Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 02:54:39 AM
I've just had an opportunity to view some GetBigger contributions.  Outstanding work, gentlemen.  There are going to be some serious meltdowns and epic butthurt throughout the Solstas "footprint."


Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 01, 2014, 03:00:31 AM
A Plea to the Mods:

...and anyone at Solstas with any control over this board and it's posts:

Please set some kind of filter or security setting so that when any of the following key words or phrases appear, the entire post is deleted before it even hits the board. They would be:

"Oh brother"
"Son"
"Meltdown"
"Village Idiot"
As well as any sentence that refers to anyone's wife or daughter.

I'm sure all of us, with the exception of this individual, would agree this would be great.

Thank you.

Keep up the good work Mr Griffin! :D

ROFL

I just saw that too!!

Those people are melting BAD
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 03:20:00 AM
I see someone just added "girls and sons..."

Brilliant!!
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on February 01, 2014, 03:38:03 AM
"This. It's a cut-throat business, with margins narrower than Heath"

lol

Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Automation on February 01, 2014, 03:41:42 AM
"Solstas is like a '97 Yates tricep, hanging on like a thread!"

 ;D
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 01, 2014, 03:49:44 AM
Just chimed in. 


Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: dr.chimps on February 01, 2014, 03:51:25 AM
Hi Alice.  ::)
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: _aj_ on February 01, 2014, 04:08:13 AM
"Solstas is like a '97 Yates tricep, hanging on like a thread!"

 ;D

Lmao!
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 04:56:49 AM
Just chimed in. 




Outstanding!! 

I have a feeling the entire site is going to be shut down before it's all over.  hahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: wes on February 01, 2014, 05:07:34 AM
Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didnt have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them. Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they d interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exageratly for attention, and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.

Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world. They re insecure because they re girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom. They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc). They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.


;D
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 05:11:43 AM
I thought that might have been you...

In your honor, I attempted to post some propeller pics, but they are still pending "moderator approval"   >:(

Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 01, 2014, 05:14:34 AM
Titled a thread "Drugs are just rhe finishing touch".  Pending approval. 
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 05:17:22 AM
Titled a thread "Drugs are just rhe finishing touch".  Pending approval. 

well done    those mods must feel like a new cashier at Wal-Mark on Black Friday...just completely overwhelmed
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: _aj_ on February 01, 2014, 05:30:20 AM
The Yates-tricep comment had tears streaming down my face. Something so hilarious about getbig'isms in another context.

I have to work pretty hard to keep this lingo out of my real life. Doesn't always work.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: wes on February 01, 2014, 05:33:49 AM
I thought that might have been you...

In your honor, I attempted to post some propeller pics, but they are still pending "moderator approval"   >:(


LOL  :D

I`m not done yet,just woke up an hour agao.

Once my coffee kicks in,I`ll get busy!


page 1
xxxooxoxoxxo
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 01, 2014, 05:40:42 AM
LOL  :D

I`m not done yet,just woke up an hour agao.

Once my coffee kicks in,I`ll get busy!


page 1
xxxooxoxoxxo

And take your dementia meds. 
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Automation on February 01, 2014, 05:42:38 AM
The Yates-tricep comment had tears streaming down my face. Something so hilarious about getbig'isms in another context.

I have to work pretty hard to keep this lingo out of my real life. Doesn't always work.

The only thing to do is spread them into mainstream usage. My wife came back from work the other day talking about how one of her colleagues was "melting". Loved it!
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: wes on February 01, 2014, 05:42:41 AM
And take your dementia meds. 
Thanks,I almost forgot!  LOL  :D
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: _aj_ on February 01, 2014, 05:49:10 AM
The only thing to do is spread them into mainstream usage. My wife came back from work the other day talking about how one of her colleagues was "melting". Loved it!

Yeah, my wife was looking at some dude on TV and said, "would hit". LOL.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 05:54:16 AM
Yeah, my wife was looking at some dude on TV and said, "would hit". LOL.

My wife, daughter, and grandkids have all used the term "oh, brother" more and more.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: wes on February 01, 2014, 06:00:21 AM
I use the term "bag of smashed assholes" a lot.....always cracks people up.  :D
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: _aj_ on February 01, 2014, 06:02:00 AM
I use the term "bag of smashed assholes" a lot.....always cracks people up.  :D

Almost tossed out a "no homo" in front of some homos at work. The HR alarm bell was getting really to blow.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: wes on February 01, 2014, 06:04:37 AM
Almost tossed out a "no homo" in front of some homos at work. The HR alarm bell was getting really to blow.
Gotta` be careful !! LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on February 01, 2014, 06:38:36 AM
Haha, some poor c.unt on the staff over there is being accused  of being the troll .  Poor  Carmine.
 :D



Originally Posted by Anonymous

Ah….the village idiot referred to in another thread rears his head again! Your redundant posts are useless. Explain to the group exactly how you owned YOUR performance and exactly how that will help you through the pending integration. You pose as someone with clout. However, the higher up you are in the organization, the more vulnerable you are. Quest has known players and they won't take a chance with you.
 
The village idiot is most likely Jack Seeley or Carmine Cappuccio. If it's CC, it's his true nature because he is an idiot.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 01, 2014, 06:43:06 AM
Haha, some poor c.unt on the staff over there is being accused  of being the troll .  Poor  Carmine.
 :D



Originally Posted by Anonymous

Ah….the village idiot referred to in another thread rears his head again! Your redundant posts are useless. Explain to the group exactly how you owned YOUR performance and exactly how that will help you through the pending integration. You pose as someone with clout. However, the higher up you are in the organization, the more vulnerable you are. Quest has known players and they won't take a chance with you.
 
The village idiot is most likely Jack Seeley or Carmine Cappuccio. If it's CC, it's his true nature because he is an idiot.



Lol.  Awesome!

Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: _aj_ on February 01, 2014, 06:51:12 AM
Quote
More deluded than a Goodrum business venture


LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 01, 2014, 06:57:59 AM
My thread made it thru!
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: _aj_ on February 01, 2014, 07:03:34 AM
Piling on "Carmine" now...
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 01, 2014, 07:04:16 AM
Piling on "Carmine" now...

I tried to get the ball rolling. 
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: che on February 01, 2014, 07:09:07 AM
link m0therfuckers
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: _aj_ on February 01, 2014, 07:13:38 AM
link m0therfuckers

http://www.cafepharma.com/boards/forumdisplay.php?f=511
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: che on February 01, 2014, 07:18:20 AM
http://www.cafepharma.com/boards/forumdisplay.php?f=511

Haha , thanks.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 07:39:45 AM
My thread made it thru!

Well done, sir.

Just an FYI...this "Carmine" character is one I am often accused of being.  He is one of the big sales managers and rumored to be difficult to work for...

He actually played pro baseball for ten years or so but never made it to "the show"   (I think he was with the White Sox organization but not 100% sure)
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: _aj_ on February 01, 2014, 07:42:32 AM
Well done, sir.

Just an FYI...this "Carmine" character is one I am often accused of being.  He is one of the big sales managers and rumored to be difficult to work for...

He actually played pro baseball for ten years or so but never made it to "the show"   (I think he was with the White Sox organization but not 100% sure)

Credible backstory, you are a mad genius. Drop a few subtle baseball-isms ought to pin it on Carmine good.

There is no crying in sales.
You are just a double A player.

You get the gist.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 07:45:04 AM
Credible backstory, you are a mad genius. Drop a few subtle baseball-isms ought to pin it on Carmine good.

There is no crying in sales.
You are just a double A player.

You get the gist.

The thing is...most of these people think it is Carmine who is making the getbig-style postings. 

So what I usually do...to get them really pissed off...is talk up CC's baseball career over what is was...so it looks like CC's bitch/mole infiltrating the board...the people melt like crazy.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: _aj_ on February 01, 2014, 07:49:17 AM
Holy shit. I am trying to lift and every time I think of the "Yates tricep" comment, I collapse with laughter. Fuck!
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: wes on February 01, 2014, 07:52:34 AM
Poor Carmine,I hope he doesn`t end up sleeping wid` da` fishes!  :D
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 07:59:44 AM
Poor Carmine,I hope he doesn`t end up sleeping wid` da` fishes!  :D

hahahahahahaha

he'll be fine...it's his underlings who are weeping and wailing

Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: The True Adonis on February 01, 2014, 08:01:09 AM
Andy Griffin and I have been hitting this board for months.  They are cracking hard now.

I just posted a new thread.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 08:03:16 AM
Andy Griffin and I have been hitting this board for months.  They are cracking hard now.

I just posted a new thread.

hahahahaha   another solid contribution, rivals your "soft Caribbean breeze" comment

Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: wes on February 01, 2014, 08:11:03 AM
Going back over now to see what I can fuck with!  :D
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: _aj_ on February 01, 2014, 08:15:46 AM
Just got tiny tits, exact location and throw hands in one post.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: wes on February 01, 2014, 08:18:19 AM
I think they`re on to us,my last post had to be reviewed.  :(
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 08:23:27 AM
TA, I think you set a record for quickest thread nuked.  I went to respond to it and got a "thread does not exist" message.   :-\
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: _aj_ on February 01, 2014, 08:24:37 AM
Referrer logs might give us away. Oh well.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 08:28:58 AM
Even so, GetBig has done very well and helped a fellow GetBigger a lot...

Now instead of the sanctimonious ramblings that dominated that board a few months ago, people spend so much time on the defensive...to the point of begging for mod intervention or creating threads about "us"  :D
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 01, 2014, 08:36:16 AM
Even so, GetBig has done very well and helped a fellow GetBigger a lot...

Now instead of the sanctimonious ramblings that dominated that board a few months ago, people spend so much time on the defensive...to the point of begging for mod intervention or creating threads about "us"  :D

Owning minds is our game. 
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Power on February 01, 2014, 08:38:13 AM
A thank you to Andy and all that participated in this. I am not much of a troller but I really enjoyed the posts.  Lol.


PWR
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Tapeworm on February 01, 2014, 08:50:23 AM
Nice work, idiots.  These people are unemployed losers now.  They have nothing better to do all day long.  Now we're gonna have 100 threads about erlenmeyer flasks clogging the G&O.

In b4 cracking like untempered pyrex.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 08:58:12 AM
Nice work, idiots.  These people are unemployed losers now.  They have nothing better to do all day long.  Now we're gonna have 100 threads about erlenmeyer flasks clogging the G&O.

In b4 cracking like untempered pyrex.

You know better than that...

1.  it takes at least 18 months for a new account to get approved
2.  judging from most of the posts that come out of that forum, those people wouldn't last 25 posts here
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Karl Kox on February 01, 2014, 09:00:58 AM
Dr Cickerello thread had tears streaming down my face.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 09:03:29 AM
I am shocked that I have not yet seen an "I just cracked me one off" thread in the Solstas forum.   :-\
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 09:06:16 AM
hahahaha    I stand corrected
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 01, 2014, 09:07:47 AM
Dr Cickerello thread had tears streaming down my face.

 ;D
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Karl Kox on February 01, 2014, 09:10:19 AM
Does doing this make us losers ?
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 09:16:51 AM
Does doing this make us losers ?

We're winners.  Those we target are losers.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Karl Kox on February 01, 2014, 09:18:23 AM
We're winners.  Those we target are losers.



Agree. I've tried to do my part over there. Not as clever as some of the others though.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 01, 2014, 09:21:18 AM
This gem just got thru on the finishing touch thread  ;)


"I spoke to the good Dr. in Vegas last month at the Mirage hotel. He was there putting the finishing touch on the assistant diagnostic auditor and told me straight out that all job hirings are on ice right now"

Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 01, 2014, 09:34:31 AM
This gem just got thru on the finishing touch thread  ;)


"I spoke to the good Dr. in Vegas last month at the Mirage hotel. He was their putting the finishing touch on the assistant diagnostic auditor and told me straight out that all job hirings are on ice right now"



Nice. 
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Karl Kox on February 01, 2014, 11:36:00 AM
They keep deleting my shit over there.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 12:16:53 PM
This gem just got thru on the finishing touch thread  ;)


"I spoke to the good Dr. in Vegas last month at the Mirage hotel. He was their putting the finishing touch on the assistant diagnostic auditor and told me straight out that all job hirings are on ice right now"



I added the part about recruiting being a "mirage"   (you see what I did there)
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 01, 2014, 01:01:15 PM
I added the part about recruiting being a "mirage"   (you see what I did there)


Nicely played...I see your mirage and just added a g4p line being crossed.
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: TEH boob on February 01, 2014, 01:18:01 PM
Finally this is getting the recognition it deserves
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2014, 01:59:38 PM
Nicely played...I see your mirage and just added a g4p line being crossed.

You win this round...

But contests like this, I can live with losing.   :D
Title: Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 01, 2014, 07:46:30 PM
You win this round...

But contests like this, I can live with losing.   :D


 :D :)