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Title: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: Uncle Junior on February 01, 2014, 12:23:39 PM

So I change my profile pic on my wasssap.

This chick wassap's me saying what's up hey long time no see.

Ask's if I want to hang out next weekend.

I said NO sorry I going away, total lie.

Said that cos I am totally in love with this other girl and would never do that to her.

Dedication...but it hurt a little!  
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: Simple Simon on February 01, 2014, 12:38:40 PM
uncle junior matching anabolichalo post for post.
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: AVBG on February 01, 2014, 12:43:00 PM
Catfish
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 01, 2014, 12:44:47 PM

So I change my profile pic on my wasssap.

This chick wassap's me saying what's up hey long time no see.

Ask's if I want to hang out next weekend.

I said NO sorry I going away, total lie.

Said that cos I am totally in love with this other girl and would never do that to her.

Dedication...but it hurt a little!  

You're a wang
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 01, 2014, 12:45:33 PM
This just in: you like the cock
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: beverast on February 01, 2014, 12:48:52 PM
A man of principles
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 01, 2014, 12:49:32 PM
what's "wang" mean?


Penis

In this case...dumbass.

Go out with the blonde. She has a slight bobblehead thing going on but so what.
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: Hulkotron on February 01, 2014, 12:52:51 PM
I'd let her crap on my chest.
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: MB_722 on February 01, 2014, 12:54:20 PM
whats with the cheeks?
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: AVBG on February 01, 2014, 01:01:19 PM
No I've had this one before, nice girl but total ditz.

Doesn't add up.

If you've had "this", then why do you appear so needy/desperate? Not judging bro.. I just think you've been a bit liberal with the truth.
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: Simple Simon on February 01, 2014, 01:09:56 PM

Cos I am needy and desperate for a meaningful relationship, settle down get married, have kids etc. I'm 35 ff's its getting late.

I am NOT desperate for getting laid, don't care about random sex, doesn't interest or excite me like it used to in my 20's

The only thing I crave occasionally is getting stoned a bit, but never end up doing, just passes.

Really shouldn't be watching those films in the first place, bad influence on me
Careful you dont get carried away and trip yourself up.
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: Schmoff on February 01, 2014, 01:16:14 PM
you are gay
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: Simple Simon on February 01, 2014, 01:18:22 PM


People have to realize I don't have the same testosterone levels you guys have, if I started juicing probably wouldn't have given it a seconds hesitation, probably why my girl doesn't want me to start
I mean with the consistency and accuracy of your stories.
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: Parker on February 01, 2014, 01:25:27 PM
She seems tall...
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: Simple Simon on February 01, 2014, 01:29:40 PM
I think you missed the boat on that one, many people vouched for me.

I am the real life Anabolic Halo,
Just because you talk to people on the phone doesn't mean you won't post bollocks on the web.
Just remember what you write or always tell the truth or people will notice.

Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: Thick Nick on February 01, 2014, 01:36:56 PM
So your the first gay Getbig gimmick then. Well done.
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: Shockwave on February 01, 2014, 01:39:16 PM
This gimmick has jumped the shark.
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: TEMPER on February 01, 2014, 01:52:29 PM
Get real you are skinnyfat bro. Oh brother.
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: Simple Simon on February 01, 2014, 02:10:38 PM

My posts always consistent, always backed up by pics verified by Google maps for those smart enough to know how to use it.

People I talk to, People I know, Places I know, gyms I have been too.

Ask Galeniko

Ask Darren Avey

Made a bet with Nicademus, I lost, I paid him with 24 hours. He confirmed.

Why?

Cos I am the truth. Always have been, always will be.

If only you knew some of the things going on behind the scenes right now.

Been sworn to secrecy can't say a word.


Ladies and Gentleman this is my last post for night, I have to go.

I have lots of bets to make on UFC tonight and have to concentrate now.

I bid you adieu


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Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: Henda on February 01, 2014, 03:48:09 PM
Having sex with this whore will have no bearing on future sexual adventures with the girl you want.
In your shoes Id have my face buried in her ass without hesitation.
Title: Re: Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!
Post by: anabolichalo on February 01, 2014, 03:50:28 PM
i'm telling you bro

single life is much better than living with a chick


i can just be free, no nagging, no money draining, no headache