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Title: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: BigSteve2112 on February 01, 2014, 02:04:19 PM
I was coming back from supplement shopping when two drunken bums stepped out in front of the Ford F350 Diesel and almost got hit. I punched the horn to give these homeless shitbums a wake up call call. Then one of them gets tough saying he was a marine in Desert Storm. He called me out to settle it, so I put the truck in park and came out of the truck. He took one look at my size and took off speed walking like he was scared shitless.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Simple Simon on February 01, 2014, 02:34:30 PM
Some asshole in big truck who thought he owned the road almost knocked me and my buddy down today, I politely informed him I was a war veteran and he should have some respect for my fighting for his right to act like a twat on the road.
He then jumped out in a steroid rage to fight me, I have more respect for myself than that and am above fighting in the street like a delinquent so I decided to leave.

Some people need to lighten up.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Wez on February 01, 2014, 02:35:42 PM
A pancake has two sides!
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: gee38 on February 01, 2014, 02:37:26 PM
amazing the transformation from stumbling bum to speed walker


THAT is the power of 'the steve'
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: BigSteve2112 on February 01, 2014, 02:52:07 PM
Some asshole in big truck who thought he owned the road almost knocked me and my buddy down today, I politely informed him I was a war veteran and he should have some respect for my fighting for his right to act like a twat on the road.
He then jumped out in a steroid rage to fight me, I have more respect for myself than that and am above fighting in the street like a delinquent so I decided to leave.

Some people need to lighten up.
Really weak response.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Simple Simon on February 01, 2014, 02:55:55 PM
Really weak response.
Yes, because it was a really strong opening post wasnt it?
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: ChopperRider on February 01, 2014, 02:57:16 PM
I was coming back from supplement shopping when two drunken bums stepped out in front of the Ford F350 Diesel and almost got hit. I punched the horn to give these homeless shitbums a wake up call call. Then one of them gets tough saying he was a marine in Desert Storm. He called me out to settle it, so I put the truck in park and came out of the truck. He took one look at my size and took off speed walking like he was scared shitless.

The OP is a homo.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: BigSteve2112 on February 01, 2014, 02:58:37 PM
The OP is a homo.
Sounds like you suffer from small man disease.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: ChopperRider on February 01, 2014, 03:00:59 PM
Sounds like you suffer from small man disease.

Possibly, but the OP is still an unrepentant homo.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: BigSteve2112 on February 01, 2014, 03:30:58 PM
Possibly, but the OP is still an unrepentant homo.
You're obviously a closet case. Dismissed.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: ChopperRider on February 01, 2014, 03:33:26 PM
You're obviously a closet case. Dismissed.

And I will bet you think your gimmick is funny.

OP loves the cock.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: anabolichalo on February 01, 2014, 03:45:04 PM
i thought it was a decent story to read while i'm preparing my steroids
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: the trainer on February 01, 2014, 06:28:38 PM
I was driving my car when I saw this old lady trying to cross the street I came out and help her and she offered to suck my cock to show her appreciation, I took her behind the garage can and she pulled out my cock and started to suck with her toothless gums, I came in her mouth told her thanks and went home.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: The Ugly on February 01, 2014, 07:01:43 PM
Too much like Squad's old shit, and it wasn't all that funny/clever then.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 01, 2014, 07:24:15 PM
Good for you champ good for you
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: tommywishbone on February 01, 2014, 07:36:20 PM
Another chapter in "Profiles of Courage."
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Schmoff on February 01, 2014, 07:38:38 PM
how big are you, steve?
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Jeffro on February 02, 2014, 02:40:10 AM
Alpha as fuck.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: The Grim Lifter on February 02, 2014, 02:51:51 AM
I had one a few months ago, was going off cause he was below the speed limit and missed the lights so he pulls to the side to have a go at me. He backed down a bit and i went back 'Well drive at the speed limit'. He goes 'Calm down you idiot' thought it was great
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: hrspwr1 on February 02, 2014, 07:21:49 AM
 I had one, I was in the wrong lane pulling into a BBQ joint. This older guy was blowing his horn and shaking his fist at me, I pulled in to the place and he pulled in as well.
 I got out of the car and walked over to order my sandwich, he got out walked over and got in line behind me. He never said a word.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Knooger on February 02, 2014, 07:43:30 AM
OP is a fat zitted coward that derives his only pleasure in life by posting his fantasies online in the hopes that a couple of faceless strangers might think it's the truth.

Probably the only poster more pathetic than Bastard Shitsoul.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on February 02, 2014, 08:33:10 AM
Did I just read that OP is out there blowing homeless dudes ???
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Knooger on February 02, 2014, 08:34:57 AM
Did I just read that OP is out there blowing homeless dudes ???

An honorable job. Just because you haven't showered in a couple years and you eat dead rats out of dumpsters doesn't mean you don't like to feel a throat wrapped around your cock from time to time.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on February 02, 2014, 08:41:15 AM
An honorable job. Just because you haven't showered in a couple years and you eat dead rats out of dumpsters doesn't mean you don't like to feel a throat wrapped around your cock from time to time.

You have a way with words my friend.

You are the Norman Rockwell of written word.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Ronnie Rep on February 02, 2014, 08:50:26 AM
I was coming back from supplement shopping when two drunken bums stepped out in front of the Ford F350 Diesel and almost got hit. I punched the horn to give these homeless shitbums a wake up call call. Then one of them gets tough saying he was a marine in Desert Storm. He called me out to settle it, so I put the truck in park and came out of the truck. He took one look at my size and took off speed walking like he was scared shitless.
A real alpha would have just run them over and kept going!
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: ChopperRider on February 02, 2014, 09:37:49 AM
Did I just read that OP is out there blowing homeless dudes ???

That's what it looks like to me.

OP deep throats the wang.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Your Average GymRat on February 02, 2014, 09:40:25 AM
That's what it looks like to me.

OP deep throats the wang.
DildoRider/Bike Kunt is back and as usual is obsessed with men's genials.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: ChopperRider on February 02, 2014, 09:43:10 AM
DildoRider/Bike Kunt is back and as usual is obsessed with men's genials.

Sounds like a lot of people have hurt your feelings in the past. Maybe you should find a Knitting Website.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Your Average GymRat on February 02, 2014, 09:53:55 AM
Sounds like a lot of people have hurt your feelings in the past. Maybe you should find a Knitting Website.
Sounds like you're a homosexual who can't stop "kidding around" about men's genitals.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: ChopperRider on February 02, 2014, 10:02:29 AM
Sounds like you're a homosexual who can't stop "kidding around" about men's genitals.

Ah, I remember you getting exposed now.

Youre the fat used car salesman that was caught running the juruth, True Security, and RedMeatKid gimmicks.

They called you Eric Francke from Plymouth, Mass.

I bet "BigEric2112" is still a homo.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Your Average GymRat on February 02, 2014, 10:09:17 AM
Ah, I remember you getting exposed now.

Youre the fat used car salesman that was caught running the juruth, True Security, and RedMeatKid gimmicks.

They called you Eric Francke from Plymouth, Mass.

I bet "BigEric2112" is still a homo.
Sure I am. You're a homosexual who can't stop talking about men's genitals.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: ChopperRider on February 02, 2014, 10:13:47 AM
Sure I am. You're a homosexual who can't stop talking about men's genitals.

Kind of lame letting Asif take the heat for the YAGR gimmick.....Eric.

OP still is a homo.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 02, 2014, 10:43:28 AM
Too much like Squad's old shit, and it wasn't all that funny/clever then.

I thought that Squad had some funny stories.

Such as the time he owned an Old Navy employee. 
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on February 02, 2014, 04:11:56 PM
Ah, I remember you getting exposed now.

Youre the fat used car salesman that was caught running the juruth, True Security, and RedMeatKid gimmicks.

They called you Eric Francke from Plymouth, Mass.

I bet "BigEric2112" is still a homo.

How can we confirm this slanderous accusation?
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Hulkotron on February 02, 2014, 04:14:17 PM
How can we confirm this slanderous accusation?
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on February 02, 2014, 04:16:30 PM


Looks like a respectable right wing American/physique athlete to me.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: forillagorilla on February 02, 2014, 06:26:47 PM
I was coming back from supplement shopping when two drunken bums stepped out in front of the Ford F350 Diesel and almost got hit. I punched the horn to give these homeless shitbums a wake up call call. Then one of them gets tough saying he was a marine in Desert Storm. He called me out to settle it, so I put the truck in park and came out of the truck. He took one look at my size and took off speed walking like he was scared shitless.

LOL - no you didn't lil fella.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: galeniko on February 02, 2014, 06:29:14 PM

id love to stick a couple hot knifes straight into that shit-ugly vomit inducing mug.

Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: falco on February 03, 2014, 07:22:13 AM
Smart of you to brake, you can't image the amount of damage a corps can do to the front of your rig.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Nirvana on February 03, 2014, 10:02:54 AM
I think this redneck gimmick will be my favorite version of yagr
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Knooger on February 03, 2014, 10:04:47 AM
I think this redneck gimmick will be my favorite version of yagr

I did like the parts about returning from supplement shopping and the speed walking away.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: polychronopolous on February 03, 2014, 10:21:15 AM
A true getbigger story would have included a Ford 650, a roundhouse kick and a graveyard
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Knooger on February 03, 2014, 10:28:52 AM
A true getbigger story would have included a Ford 650, a roundhouse kick and a graveyard

And he should recruit Ironmeister to Photoshop up some photographic evidence to post.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: Darren Avey on February 03, 2014, 10:31:25 AM
BigSteve owning wannabe badass twinks as usual!  8)
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: jodsy on February 03, 2014, 10:41:12 AM
in reality when you got out of the car he saw you had gussetless chaps on, so felt disgusted and left.
Title: Re: This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck
Post by: funk51 on February 03, 2014, 12:46:14 PM
 ;D speak softly and carry a big ax ::) ::)