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What's up bro
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He's busy counting the days until his wedding night and his wife allows access to the vagina
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He's busy counting the days until his wedding night and his wife allows access to the vagina
On the plus side, waiting until the wedding night virtually eliminates the risk of scratching your helmet on an anti rape device. Anyway, how's the life in the paedo rings bro?
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On the plus side, waiting until the wedding night virtually eliminates the risk of scratching your helmet on an anti rape device. Anyway, how's the life in the paedo rings bro?
No idea bro, I think it's something more practiced in the Middle East/turkey/Cyprus regions
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No idea bro, I think it's something more practiced in the Middle East/turkey/Cyprus regions
Oh ok cool bro, just wondered why you post so many naked pictures of 14 year old girls.
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Let's keep it bodybuilding related
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Oh ok cool bro, just wondered why you post so many naked pictures of 14 year old girls.
Never posted any, care to backup your claim?
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Never posted any, care to backup your claim?
Yes sure, I will spend my whole evening trolling through your post history in search for the youngest looking naked teenagers that you posted, so I can visit disgusting sites and investigate each one's authenticity/approx age in order to find 'evidence' against you for a thread on the internet lol.
Anyway, you going out for a run tonight small guy?
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Yes sure, I will spend my whole evening trolling through your post history in search for the youngest looking naked teenagers that you posted, so I can visit disgusting sites and investigate each one's authenticity/approx age in order to find 'evidence' against you for a thread on the internet lol.
Anyway, you going out for a run tonight small guy?
Haha, nice backtrack, don't make claims you can't backup and are untrue.Maybe, your wife is asking for 3rds, just wiped my cock on your pillow, be sure to give it a good sniff when you sleep tonight :-*
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Haha, nice backtrack, don't make claims you can't backup and are untrue.Maybe, your wife is asking for 3rds, just wiped my cock on your pillow, be sure to give it a good sniff when you sleep tonight :-*
And how would you get into my house to do such a thing, with your brutal 10 inch pythons barely unable to open the porch door?
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And how would you get into my house to do such a thing, with your brutal 10 inch pythons barely unable to open the porch door?
I just shouted my username through the letter box, your wife immediately opened the door to inspect the marvel that routinely owns her life partner.
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I just shouted my username through the letter box, your wife immediately opened the door to inspect the marvel that routinely owns her life partner.
Next time you shout through my letterbox, can you swallow first because I almost slipped on the puddle of semen that was on the parquet flooring.
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This thread is beautiful, it brings tears to my eyes. :D
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Next time you shout through my letterbox, can you swallow first because I almost slipped on the puddle of semen that was on the parquet flooring.
I saw that when I walked in, I assumed it had something to do with the hole in the wall leading to the outside of the house, your wife said you spend a couple of hours every night on your knees inspecting it but you are no closer to find the cause of the leak.
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I saw that when I walked in, I assumed it had something to do with the hole in the wall leading to the outside of the house, your wife said you spend a couple of hours every night on your knees inspecting it but you are no closer to find the cause of the leak.
Sorry bro, I think you have the wrong address because I live in a victorian terraced house with Primemuscle on one side, and Thick Nick on the other and there's no way in hell they are getting 1. An erection 2. the end of it through 1" of plasterboard.
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Army of One AKA "Gargling ManPlums"
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Sorry bro, I think you have the wrong address because I live in a victorian terraced house with Primemuscle on one side, and Thick Nick on the other and there's no way in hell they are getting 1. An erection 2. the end of it through 1" of plasterboard.
It was round the back, it had a sign pointing to it saying all deliveries in the rear, especially big loads, big and black very welcome
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This thread is an instant classic. Couple of heavyweights having a friendly sparring session for getbig's viewing pleasure. I'll never be this good...
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soft southern shites, wear coats even in the summer no doubt...
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This thread is an instant classic. Couple of heavyweights having a friendly sparring session for getbig's viewing pleasure. I'll never be this good...
Post a video of you fucking a lion in the ass and you'll be up there.
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It's all hush hush. A big secret.
I am very happy man at the moment.
She is the one.
Just feel it this time.
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Post a video of you fucking a lion in the ass and you'll be up there.
With the Mirage as backdrop for said video?
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It's all hush hush. A big secret.
I am very happy man at the moment.
She is the one.
Just feel it this time.
cool pic bro
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It's all hush hush. A big secret.
I am very happy man at the moment.
She is the one.
Just feel it this time.
Good for you! Gangsta
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Do you wear those shades when playing poker Unc?
Can't see the eyes and all that, the windows to the soul...
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For Rascal & Big Cyp:
Here ya go:
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(http://hermelness.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Ugly-baby.jpg)
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Geez that you Uncle Joon? Fuck you're fat as hell, why are you wearing a tank top?
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Geez that you Uncle Joon? Fuck you're fat as hell, why are you wearing a tank top?
Offseason Bulk + Creatine + Water
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Glad you are happy Uncle J and best of luck with everything.
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Offseason Bulk + Creatine + Water
Offseason bulk? C'mon bro, you been reading Flex magazine or what?
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Sorry bro, I think you have the wrong address because I live in a victorian terraced house with Primemuscle on one side, and Thick Nick on the other and there's no way in hell they are getting 1. An erection 2. the end of it through 1" of plasterboard.
;D
zing
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he has a company to run between amassing 1000 posts in a couple of weeks and playing internet poker all day
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Glad you are happy Uncle J and best of luck with everything.
Thanks Rascal you too man.
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he has a company to run between amassing 1000 posts in a couple of weeks and playing internet poker all day
Indeed not to mention going to the gym twice a day as well trading the E-Mini S&P 500 Futures market in between sets! :-*
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Indeed not to mention going to the gym twice a day as well trading the E-Mini S&P 500 Futures market in between sets! :-*
I hope you sold the fuck out of them today.
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Uncle Joon living the dream.
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Uncle Joon living the dream.
No Halo's living the dream with the 17 inch guns in da club
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:o
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(http://i58.tinypic.com/2nc0683.jpg)
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(http://i58.tinypic.com/2nc0683.jpg)
Hahaha Uncle Junior keeping the big secret cock to himself
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:o
Nah bro its just a funny camera angle, cos i'm hunching down.
I'm 176lb now, i think I'm pretty big for 176lb, prob @15% BF right now, water bloat from creatine makes me look fatter.
16 inch guns, 49 inch shoulders, 43.5 inch chest, 25 inch quads, 15 calves, forarms 12.5, waist 32.
Gonna get down to 160lb (end up skin and bones) then juice and out on 20lbs and end up recomping at 180lbs, don't wanna be heavier than 180lb.
Good or bad plan?
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Nah bro its just a funny camera angle, cos i'm hunching down.
I'm 176lb now, i think I'm pretty big for 176lb, prob @15% BF right now, water bloat from creatine makes me look fatter.
16 inch guns, 49 inch shoulders, 43.5 inch chest, 25 inch quads, 15 calves, forarms 12.5, waist 32.
Gonna get down to 160lb (end up skin and bones) then juice and out on 20lbs and end up recomping at 180lbs, don't wanna be heavier than 180lb.
Good or bad plan?
Didn't you start the Test shots last Tuesday?
Anyway, I agree it is much better idea to get well below 10% before you start your first cycle - the looks you'll get once youve been on and training hard for a month will be worth it in the end.
Don't get too big for your black M6 with personalised plates though lol!
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Didn't you start the Test shots last Tuesday?
Anyway, I agree it is much better idea to get well below 10% before you start your first cycle - the looks you'll get once youve been on and training hard for a month will be worth it in the end.
Don't get too big for your black M6 with personalised plates though lol!
Nah ain't started the test yet but I about too, just waiting for my Deca to arrive.
I mean yeah and also if you get big you will look shit in clothes and suits and since it pisses down with rain in London all the time you are gonna be in clothes like maybe 95% of the time.
Like when we got a bit of sun in the summer, I was wearing my Navy Green Army vest and go drinking in Camden and yeah I look fucking hot but those days are so far and few in between that no point for me to ever go over 82 kilos really.
I know guys in the gym on gear who are only like 75 kilos but look fucking huge cos of how ripped they look. One dude I swear has got like 15 inch guns but they fucking look like 18's cos of the shape and how the ballon out it's weird to explain.
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Exactly.
Unless you are running mega doses/competing etc there's no point in ballooing up on grams of test so you can 'look massive in Nandos with a superdry hoodie on' hahaha ;D
Take Gal for example, if he put a jacket on he would look a big as jude law, but let him go and do 50 press ups in the toilet and rub a quick semi-on, and strip down to his vest and it's lights out
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Exactly.
Unless you are running mega doses/competing etc there's no point in ballooing up on grams of test so you can 'look massive in Nandos with a superdry hoodie on' hahaha ;D
Take Gal for example, if he put a jacket on he would look a big as jude law, but let him go and do 50 press ups in the toilet and rub a quick semi-on, and strip down to his vest and it's lights out
Yeah exactly you are quite smart fella for Tottenham fan!
But seriously I was just thinking fuck the test cos I am worried I will look like ballon with no shape and was just gonna do orals, like Var or Winny etc but people were like nah its stupid to do oral only cycle.
Also I wanted to do just Deca no test but again people always saying u gonna get Deca Dick and feel like shit without test blah blah blah.
So what you think I should take if I want to look like Gal (like not as good but just in similar ballpark???) and yeah I know diet is key etc.
The only thing though bro don't tell me anything that will make me lose hair.
So no Masteron etc and no Tren, scared of that
Thanks
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Nothing wrong with your plan, small dose of test and deca to start you off.
Gal's physique doesn't come easy, as it's an illusion of mature muscle / low bodyfat / angles / 'natural doses' over long periods
COYS
At the Lane in couple of weeks if you wanna come throw hands lol
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Nothing wrong with your plan, small dose of test and deca to start you off.
Gal's physique doesn't come easy, as it's an illusion of mature muscle / low bodyfat / angles / 'natural doses' over long periods
COYS
At the Lane in couple of weeks if you wanna come throw hands lol
Like if you had choice from these 3 cycles for your first ever cycle which one you think is better, or if u got better suggestion let me know? Like I said I don't want be huge mass monster and bloffie, I want physique model look
Option 1
250mg Test Enanthate
250mg Deca + Arimidex 1mg Tab (EOD)......I know people say that's too much dex but I hold lot of water and am pretty Estrogen sensitive from being Obese b4
Option 2:
Deca 400mg a week + Caber
Option 3:
250mg Test E + Armidex
If I carb deplete I will look like this @ 82kilos in the first pic (like have bit of muscle)
If I come down to 76 kilos I will look like this (second pic, leaner but lose tons of muscle)
What you think is the best starting point?
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do people call you mr bean junior
you look like rowan atkinson
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do people call you mr bean junior
you look like rowan atkinson
Bigmc, are you suggesting that Uncle Junior uses a bb gun to turn out the lights, before blowing off his boyfriend as he's ashamed to show his hooknose in the lamplight?
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Bigmc, are you suggesting that Uncle Junior uses a bb gun to turn out the lights, before blowing off his boyfriend as he's ashamed to show his hooknose in the lamplight?
what im saying cyp is that uncle spooner can tickle his boyfriends plums with his nostril hair when they are bouncing off his chin
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Bigmc, are you suggesting that Uncle Junior uses a bb gun to turn out the lights, before blowing off his boyfriend as he's ashamed to show his hooknose in the lamplight?
Which cycle would you choose? Seriously got to get this nailed down this week.
Thanks
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what im saying cyp is that uncle spooner can tickle his boyfriends plums with his nostril hair when they are bouncing off his chin
Yes I know I have big nose thanks I am getting nose job in the summer.
I broken it several times boxing.
Already had one surgery on it although it wasn't cosmetic was supposed to make me breath normal.
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Which cycle would you choose? Seriously got to get this nailed down this week.
Thanks
Out of the 3 definitely the first (test & deca). 250 test will not bloat you unless you are drinking sea water and eating donuts lol.
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Yes I know I have big nose thanks I am getting nose job in the summer.
I broken it several times boxing.
Already had one surgery on it although it wasn't cosmetic was supposed to make me breath normal.
im just fucking with you bro
you are cool
:-*
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Out of the 3 definitely the first (test & deca). 250 test will not bloat you unless you are drinking sea water and eating donuts lol.
Ok cool thanks man, was kinda siding on that.
All good, I should be good to go from Monday.
I am not gonna even bother losing more weight, just diet hard and get on it from next week and get ready for Ibizia & Vegas for summer.
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Ok cool thanks man, was kinda siding on that.
All good, I should be good to go from Monday.
I am not gonna even bother losing more weight, just diet hard and get on it from next week and get ready for Ibizia & Vegas for summer.
if you are suceptible to bloat and estrogen sides
diet down before you go on or stick to anabolics
im talking from experience
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if you are suceptible to bloat and estrogen sides
diet down before you go on or stick to anabolics
im talking from experience
good advice
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im just fucking with you bro
you are cool
:-*
Haha, all good but seriously it's hard to snog birds with a big "sznooze", it gets in the way. ;)
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Uncle Junior, are you not worried about where to stash your gear/needles etc in your room? Your mum is bound to come and grab laundry/hoover up at some stage right?
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good point cyp
you might want to get your own place jun
if you can afford an m6 you can get a house
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if you are suceptible to bloat and estrogen sides
diet down before you go on or stick to anabolics
im talking from experience
Yeah like when I was obese my estrogen was 168nmol/l from eating junk and alcohol so my doctor gave me arimidex and told me to take 1mg everyday which totally crashed my E2 and made it go down to basically zero, like the E2 test couldn't detect any E2 but I lost a lot of weight like 80lbs in 7 months so I was happy.
Then I came off the Dex and my E2 went to 100nmol/l which is normal but I am gonna make it go lower cos I want it to be around 30-50 so the dex will totally take care of any estrogen problems for me.
And I have like 5-6 months to get ready for summer so ain't got time to fuck around now.
Going on next week, double cardio sessions daily, 1300 calories a day and that's it.
If I lean out too much I will throw in some Dbols at the end.
Play it by the mirror
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Good advice from bigmc,
I know you enjoy having the cash in your pocket and minimum expenses etc, but it's so much easier to pull birds etc
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good point cyp
you might want to get your own place jun
if you can afford an m6 you can get a house
Not to rub it in lad but I got a house AND an apartment thanks, (actually my apartment that I bought in Barnet which I am renting out now used to belong to JLS and on that property you got Tara Tainton, Ledley King and some Spanish footballer living there who's name I can't remember and few other TV celebs, so I am all sorted thanks.
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Not to rub it in lad but I got a house AND an apartment thanks, (actually my apartment that I bought in Barnet which I am renting out now used to belong to JLS and on that property you got Tara Tainton, Ledley King and some Spanish footballer living there who's name I can't remember and few other TV celebs, so I am all sorted thanks.
you must be loaded living round there
props bro good on you 8)
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you must be loaded living round there
props bro good on you 8)
Thanks
Wouldn't say loaded loaded but I do well enough for myself.
I work very hard and long
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Not to rub it in lad but I got a house AND an apartment thanks, (actually my apartment that I bought in Barnet which I am renting out now used to belong to JLS and on that property you got Tara Tainton, Ledley King and some Spanish footballer living there who's name I can't remember and few other TV celebs, so I am all sorted thanks.
Not hating bro because you seem like the kind of guy I would have a beer with, but is there any reason that you decided to decorate your bedroom exactly in the same style that my 54 year old greek godmother has hers? As I said bro not hating, but a rich stud like you would surely go for a more batchelor pad decor throughout to impress the ladies...
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J, I would go for the Test Enanthate 250 and Deca 250. You will get good gains from this and not have to pin that frequently.
My first cycle was Test E only starting at 250 a week. After about 8 weeks I was feeling great and decided to up the dose.
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Not hating bro because you seem like the kind of guy I would have a beer with, but is there any reason that you decided to decorate your bedroom exactly in the same style that my 54 year old greek godmother has hers? As I said bro not hating, but a rich stud like you would surely go for a more batchelor pad decor throughout to impress the ladies...
Truth be told were I am living now was my family home, but my parents moved out to Dubai a while back and didn't want to sell it so I moved back here and just rented my apartment out to make more money.
I mean it's big old house but truth be told it I preferred by apartment cos it was social there and this place can get very lonely, still I get an extra 3k a month renting my apartment so can't complain.
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J, I would go for the Test Enthanate 250 and Deca 250. You will get good gains from this and not have to pin that frequently.
My first cycle was Test E only starting at 250 a week. After about 8 weeks I was feeling great and decided to up the dose.
Yes that's what I am going to do bro, I am excited a little bit now.
Like how did you find it when you went on, like emotionally and in the gym etc.
Like you reckon if I go on next week with that cycle I will be in good shape by summer?
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Truth be told were I am living now was my family home, but my parents moved out to Dubai a while back and didn't want to sell it so I moved back here and just rented my apartment out to make more money.
I mean it's big old house but truth be told it I preferred by apartment cos it was social there and this place can get very lonely, still I get an extra 3k a month renting my apartment so can't complain.
Boom case in point.
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Yes that's what I am going to do bro, I am excited a little bit now.
Like how did you find it when you went on, like emotionally and in the gym etc.
Like you reckon if I go on next week with that cycle I will be in good shape by summer?
I really really enjoyed it buddy. I tried to learn as much as I could beforehand (as you have done) but it was better than I expected.
I was slightly concerned about pinning until I had done it a couple of times and then it became no problem. In fact, I actually look forward to pinning now in some sick and twisted way.
Test E takes a while to stabilise so don't expect results immediately. I was conscious of every second after my first injection but it really kicked in after about three weeks. This was when my energy levels, confidence, sex drive, lifts, everything went up. It was a great feeling and fantastic to see the changes happening on a daily basis. After 15 years of training naturally I couldn't believe the changes in motivation, recovery time and strength. You will be able to take any exercise and amaze yourself with how much more efficently you can perform it.
You have plenty of time to make some big changes before summer but remember to enjoy the ride as well. Sometimes the ride is as much fun (and even more so) than arriving at your destination. Have fun and keep us updated!
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I really really enjoyed it buddy. I tried to learn as much as I could beforehand (as you have done) but it was better than I expected.
I was slightly concerned about pinning until I had done it a couple of times and then it became no problem. In fact, I actually look forward to pinning now in some sick and twisted way.
Test E takes a while to stabilise so don't expect results immediately. I was conscious of every second after my first injection but it really kicked in after about three weeks. This was when my energy levels, confidence, sex drive, lifts, everything went up. It was a great feeling and fantastic to see the changes happening on a daily basis. After 15 years of training naturally I couldn't believe the changes in motivation, recovery time and strength. You will be able to take any exercise and amaze yourself with how much more efficently you can perform it.
You have plenty of time to make some big changes before summer but remember to enjoy the ride as well. Sometimes the ride is as much fun (and even more so) than arriving at your destination. Have fun and keep us updated!
Yes I am quite looking forward to it Rascal, quite excited actually and wait.
How long before you noticed your first change?
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Boom case in point.
What is your point? I missed it!
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Yes I am quite looking forward to it Rascal, quite excited actually and wait.
How long before you noticed your first change?
Week 3 was when I noticed it for sure. Up to then I had the usual placebo type effects and feelings but nothing real. When it hits properly you know about it 100%.
Before that my sex drive did go up and I would be ringing and messaging chicks I previously didn't give a fuck about. This is one thing to consider and be aware of my friend, your dick will do a lot of thinking so don't let it lead you into any trouble!
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Week 3 was when I noticed it for sure. Up to then I had the usual placebo type effects and feelings but nothing real. When it hits properly you know about it 100%.
Before that my sex drive did go up and I would be ringing and messaging chicks I previously didn't give a fuck about. This is one thing to consider and be aware of my friend, your dick will do a lot of thinking so don't let it lead you into any trouble!
"Your dick will do a lot of thinking so don't let it lead you into any trouble".....as if I need anymore women problems right now..lol
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"Your dick will do a lot of thinking so don't let it lead you into any trouble".....as if I need anymore women problem right now..lol
Lol, it is also great fun. Women, food, training, women, sleep, women will be your prevailing thoughts my brother!
I can't wait for the threads you start! ;)
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lots of docking going on in this thread
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Lol, it is also great fun. Women, food, training, women, sleep, women will be your prevailing thoughts my brother!
I can't wait for the threads you start! ;)
Haha well if they are going to be anything like Anabolic Halo's I might have to reconsider the whole thing, I don't think I can do that to Get Big....lol
Some potential thread titles for the future:
" Just fucked a girl in her ass, then deepthroted her mom an hour later"
" I just impregnated an emo chick in toilet in a bar in Camden Town now she wants to marry me and move into my flat"
" Farrk my backacne looks like the congestion charge zone"
.....lol....shit, you make a good point.
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Haha well if they are going to be anything like Anabolic Halo's I might have to reconsider the whole thing, I don't think I can do that to Get Big....lol
Some potential thread titles for the future:
" Just fucked a girl in her ass, then deepthroted her mom an hour later"
" I just impregnated an emo chick in toilet in a bar in Camden Town now she wants to marry me and move into my flat"
" Farrk my backacne looks like the congestion charge zone"
.....lol....shit, you make a good point.
Don't laugh bro, this shit could happen! :D