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Title: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: bradistani on February 03, 2014, 01:14:44 PM
some familiar traits shared with your average getbigger..  bangin' a bona fida 10 (see kelly), former televison star, has beauty queen bitches fighting for his cock, a former royal marine commando, worked as a mercenary in iraq (he may, or may not have killed men with his bare hands). oh and a little bit of g4p on the side for good measure

26:54 David McIntosh


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Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 03, 2014, 01:19:26 PM
shes mud shark at best.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: hench on February 03, 2014, 01:19:34 PM
Would absolutely love to be hanging out the back of kelly. Fella's a lucky boy.
Good physique on him, shitty calves.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: _aj_ on February 03, 2014, 01:22:10 PM
Another GB trait: doesn't train legs.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Rascal full on February 03, 2014, 01:25:38 PM
I thought Kelly Brook liked bald, white dudes?
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Ronnie Rep on February 03, 2014, 01:27:28 PM
Kelly's fine!
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: nasum on February 03, 2014, 01:30:47 PM
Further proof that huge muscles and stupid fucking tattoos attract bitches.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: beverast on February 03, 2014, 01:36:39 PM
W-where's the evidence for the g4p?
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 03, 2014, 01:37:53 PM
W-where's the evidence for the g4p?

outed.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Hulkotron on February 03, 2014, 01:53:27 PM
Never heard of this slore but great teats.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 03, 2014, 01:57:04 PM
Never heard of this slore but great teats.

I think she's an English celebrity. Their celebrities don't cross the Atlantic ocean as easily as our celebrities.
Apparently they have all kinds of famous people that are UK specific  ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: ChristopherA on February 03, 2014, 02:04:04 PM
He could def join the getbig polio leg don club
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 03, 2014, 02:07:16 PM
W-where's the evidence for the g4p?
maybe posing on a stage in a pageant for homos by homos emceed by homos and at the end posing with the dude with the huge erection?  ;D
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Skylge on February 03, 2014, 02:10:46 PM
Never heard of her but she looks fantastic, fabulous smile, bit wide hipped, but superbly feminin and young. Great catch physique wise.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 03, 2014, 02:12:04 PM
She is definitely a 10.  10/20

Does he have lower pec implants?  His boy titties look odd.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Rudee on February 03, 2014, 02:13:01 PM
Epic 13" calves.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 03, 2014, 02:17:05 PM
What the fuck?

Her-"honey, want to go to the beach?"
Him- "yeah, let me grab my pair of jean shorts"

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/03/article-2550599-1B2A385E00000578-718_634x806.jpg)
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: bradistani on February 03, 2014, 02:28:01 PM
W-where's the evidence for the g4p?

Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: hench on February 03, 2014, 02:41:58 PM
kelly is a model, an actress, a presenter and a business woman. Done well for herself, has been in a few films.
If anyone saw the prinanha remake a few years back you would have seen her swimming naked in the sea, oscar winning material right there.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fZe82ov6JKc/THRhX6oSqSI/AAAAAAAABdQ/_mzLxMw7n5U/s1600/kelly_brook-piranha-3d5.jpg)


I think she's an English celebrity. Their celebrities don't cross the Atlantic ocean as easily as our celebrities.
Apparently they have all kinds of famous people that are UK specific  ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Parker on February 03, 2014, 02:54:07 PM
What the fuck?

Her-"honey, want to go to the beach?"
Him- "yeah, let me grab my pair of jean shorts"

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/03/article-2550599-1B2A385E00000578-718_634x806.jpg)
From this angle it looks like Lionel "L Train" Brown lost weight and had graffiti sprayed on him.
She looks like Latina from some angles. She has a nice physique, smile.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 03, 2014, 03:21:07 PM
kelly is a model, an actress, a presenter and a business woman. Done well for herself, has been in a few films.
If anyone saw the prinanha remake a few years back you would have seen her swimming naked in the sea, oscar winning material right there.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fZe82ov6JKc/THRhX6oSqSI/AAAAAAAABdQ/_mzLxMw7n5U/s1600/kelly_brook-piranha-3d5.jpg)



those are Oscar nominated tits.

sadly she lost the award to that fat bitch Jennifer Lawrence.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Henda on February 03, 2014, 03:40:36 PM
He has pissed himself in the beach pic with the gay jean shorts.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 03, 2014, 03:42:48 PM
He has pissed himself in the beach pic with the gay jean shorts.

Jean shorts w designer belt buckles.

sick.

Is he a "chav" or whatever its referred to in jolly England?
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on February 03, 2014, 03:47:49 PM
that vid was extremely heterosexual. No way he goes g4p
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Henda on February 03, 2014, 03:51:20 PM
Jean shorts w designer belt buckles.

sick.

Is he a "chav" or whatever its referred to in jolly England?

No chavs look far worse, typical chav outfit tracksuit pants, jumper with horizontal stripes, brigh berhaus coat and shitty looking beighe checquered baseball cap.
The always have ugly little rat like faces that you would just love to punch.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 03, 2014, 03:54:32 PM
reminds me of what you would see in the Midwest of America circa late 90's.

im sorry you have to deal with that nonsense man.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Red Hook on February 03, 2014, 03:58:13 PM
no ass pics?  :-\   you mother fuckers are slipping
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: 240 is Back on February 03, 2014, 04:21:43 PM
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2,1
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 03, 2014, 04:28:38 PM
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2,1

are you referring to the gent in the blue hat per chance
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Fortress on February 03, 2014, 04:31:16 PM
Dude's just another shitty-proportioned douche with lame tats.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: 240 is Back on February 03, 2014, 04:48:59 PM
are you referring to the gent in the blue hat per chance

yep.  those elbows just do it for me.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Schnauzer on February 03, 2014, 04:50:34 PM
no ass pics?  :-\   you mother fuckers are slipping

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Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Wez on February 03, 2014, 06:08:33 PM
Don't know who she is but she is yummy.....the only man that can still wear Jorts is Cena. Case closed.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Gregzs on February 03, 2014, 08:08:26 PM
(http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/kelly-brook.gif)
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: TEH boob on February 03, 2014, 08:21:44 PM
Never heard of her but she looks fantastic, fabulous smile, bit wide hipped, but superbly feminin and young. Great catch physique wise.

What?? Wide hipped? They're full but not wide...
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: ESFitness on February 03, 2014, 11:33:24 PM
nice tits and hips... and face.

but....

NO calves and BIG feet.

... would probably still fuck a few times though... and hopefully get it on a camera phone and post it on facebook (and keezemovies, xvideos, spankwire, youporn, youjizz, ect...)  ;D
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: anabolichalo on February 03, 2014, 11:37:01 PM
guy looks great in the pics with the girls
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: BigCyp on February 04, 2014, 03:41:40 AM
No chavs look far worse, typical chav outfit tracksuit pants, jumper with horizontal stripes, brigh berhaus coat and shitty looking beighe checquered baseball cap.
The always have ugly little rat like faces that you would just love to punch.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't forget thinning hair at 25 gelled forward
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: James28 on February 04, 2014, 03:49:53 AM
Can't be a Getbigger. Dude looks like he actually train.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Skorp1o on February 04, 2014, 04:08:20 AM
Can't be a Getbigger. Dude looks like he actually train.
True dat  ;D
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: hench on February 04, 2014, 11:12:23 AM
To me that is pure perfection
(http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/kelly-brook.gif)
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Rascal full on February 04, 2014, 11:16:26 AM
nice tits and hips... and face.

but....

NO calves and BIG feet.

... would probably still fuck a few times though... and hopefully get it on a camera phone and post it on facebook (and keezemovies, xvideos, spankwire, youporn, youjizz, ect...)  ;D

What's wrong with those mud shovels?
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: hench on February 04, 2014, 11:46:39 AM
Exactly if her toes were caressing his ballbag there would be no complaints
What's wrong with those mud shovels?
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: James28 on February 04, 2014, 12:19:03 PM
(http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/kelly-brook.gif)

God she is STUNNING!!!!

I've always always said she's one of the most, if not THE most gorgeous bitch in the world.

I don't even care that she's a mudshark. I'll fill her up regardless
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: hench on February 04, 2014, 12:22:16 PM
Agreed and to think jordan called her a heffa


God she is STUNNING!!!!

I've always always said she's one of the most, if not THE most gorgeous bitch in the world.

I don't even care that she's a mudshark. I'll fill her up regardless
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Darren Avey on February 04, 2014, 12:28:30 PM
Brutal 15 inch "guns"  ::)

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1570239/thumbs/o-KELLY-BROOK-facebook.jpg)
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: hench on February 04, 2014, 12:33:44 PM
Gotta be more than 15 but Fella looks better just standing there

Brutal 15 inch "guns"  ::)

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1570239/thumbs/o-KELLY-BROOK-facebook.jpg)
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: SuperTed on February 04, 2014, 12:35:51 PM
She has a thing for hunky, muscular men it seems going by her current and former boyfriends. A few getbiggers have a chance with her.

She looked mega hot in Three, regardless of how shit that film was.

(http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/8/7/0/3/4/webimg/61895464_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: deadz on February 04, 2014, 05:07:31 PM
She's sexy too bad she's a mudshark.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: njflex on February 04, 2014, 07:11:23 PM
She has a thing for hunky, muscular men it seems going by her current and former boyfriends. A few getbiggers have a chance with her.

She looked mega hot in Three, regardless of how shit that film was.

(http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/8/7/0/3/4/webimg/61895464_o.jpg)
crazy movie,her body is insane in this..
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: ChristopherA on February 04, 2014, 08:13:05 PM
Can't be a Getbigger. Dude looks like he actually train.
Well, upper body at least.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 05, 2014, 05:02:29 AM
(http://www.stylebrity.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/kelly-brook-topless-in-a-bikini-on-the-beach-in-cancun/kelly-brook-topless-in-a-bikini-in-cancun-01-675x900.jpg)
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Wez on February 05, 2014, 05:47:14 AM
(http://www.stylebrity.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/kelly-brook-topless-in-a-bikini-on-the-beach-in-cancun/kelly-brook-topless-in-a-bikini-in-cancun-01-675x900.jpg)

Epic nipples
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Ronnie Rep on February 05, 2014, 06:11:13 AM
Beautiful natural tits!
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Darren Avey on February 05, 2014, 07:39:59 AM
Take all that make up off and its an average face.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: d0nny2600 on February 05, 2014, 08:03:01 AM
Take all that make up off and its an average face.
An average face that I'd bang until I hurt my penor
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Henda on February 05, 2014, 08:08:13 AM
Take all that make up off and its an average face.

that poor bloke whos pic you useyour woman is 2x the size of you and sits you up on her lap her lap at the local pub, and you call kelly brook average?
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: James28 on February 05, 2014, 09:16:44 AM
Take all that make up off and its an average face.

Yes but you'll still fuck her until your ball sack shrivels and pelvic bone bruises

If not, well, you're a liar.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: bradistani on February 05, 2014, 09:40:06 AM
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Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Darren Avey on February 05, 2014, 10:07:59 AM
Those are some mighty large floatation devices.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: hench on February 05, 2014, 10:15:34 AM
Jesus christ that is just amazing.

(http://www.stylebrity.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/kelly-brook-topless-in-a-bikini-on-the-beach-in-cancun/kelly-brook-topless-in-a-bikini-in-cancun-01-675x900.jpg)
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: James28 on February 05, 2014, 12:02:11 PM
Jesus christ that is just amazing.


Fucking gorgeous ain't she. Usually I don't even notice your average run of the mill good looking bird but there's something about this woman that's just smoking hot. And you can just tell she'll give you a memorable night.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: hipolito mejia on February 05, 2014, 01:10:29 PM
Further proof that huge lean muscles and skinny legs, stupid fucking tattoos attract bitches.


Fixed.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: hench on February 05, 2014, 01:46:55 PM
mate, i'd use her shit for toothpaste

Fucking gorgeous ain't she. Usually I don't even notice your average run of the mill good looking bird but there's something about this woman that's just smoking hot. And you can just tell she'll give you a memorable night.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: James28 on February 05, 2014, 01:48:30 PM
mate, i'd use her shit for toothpaste


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 05, 2014, 03:17:29 PM
Great curves, good waist-hip ratio, much better structure than Tiffany Ambier Thiessen but she's a mudshark
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: nasum on February 05, 2014, 03:22:23 PM

Fixed.

To be fair it probably has something to do with his massive afro-cock as well.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: ChristopherA on February 05, 2014, 03:29:21 PM
mate, i'd use her shit for toothpaste

Easy killer. I get the use of the phrase just not on someone with a set of child bearing hips like that.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 05, 2014, 03:38:26 PM
Easy killer. I get the use of the phrase just not on someone with a set of child bearing hips like that.

getbiggers love fat bitches too.

gross.

(http://i60.tinypic.com/9pp9aq.jpg)
(http://i59.tinypic.com/e0srwh.jpg)
(http://i59.tinypic.com/1znx0ck.jpg)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/4kbp13.jpg)
(http://i60.tinypic.com/175ws6.jpg)

I honestly consider that fat. Im sorry, i just do.

that doesnt mean i wouldnt get cialis'd out of my mind before going to town on her most likely blown out mud shark vag though.

But she is a hefer.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Skylge on February 05, 2014, 03:45:21 PM
(http://www.stylebrity.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/kelly-brook-topless-in-a-bikini-on-the-beach-in-cancun/kelly-brook-topless-in-a-bikini-in-cancun-01-675x900.jpg)

Definitely girlfriend material, beautiful natural and pure look.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: hench on February 05, 2014, 04:12:10 PM
fat? curvaceous yea, but fat? If that's fat consider me a chubby chaser  ;D
 
getbiggers love fat bitches too.

gross.

I honestly consider that fat. Im sorry, i just do.

that doesnt mean i wouldnt get cialis'd out of my mind before going to town on her most likely blown out mud shark vag though.

But she is a hefer.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 05, 2014, 04:12:34 PM
Definitely girlfriend material, beautiful natural and pure look.

if nipples were sold by the inch shed never have to take another job again.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Parker on February 05, 2014, 04:15:47 PM
getbiggers love fat bitches too.

gross.

I honestly consider that fat. Im sorry, i just do.

that doesnt mean i wouldnt get cialis'd out of my mind before going to town on her most likely blown out mud shark vag though.

But she is a hefer.
I wouldn't call her fat, she has an hour glass figure.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 05, 2014, 04:17:14 PM
I wouldn't call her fat, she has an hour glass figure.

possibly true.

an hourglass that also happens to be "recovering from anorexia i suffered from during high school"
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 05, 2014, 04:26:43 PM
look at her arms, waist, and thighs. Women of her body type tend to have it hard when they get pregnant, or gain a little weight. She is in the "danger zone". The fine line between voluptuous and being asked to speak about being "plus size".


ill sign off on this quote.

maybe shes just happy fat from having a man.

i guess only on a BB board is it acceptable to refer to her as a hefer. lol
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: ChristopherA on February 05, 2014, 05:02:37 PM
getbiggers love fat bitches too.

gross.

I honestly consider that fat. Im sorry, i just do.

that doesnt mean i wouldnt get cialis'd out of my mind before going to town on her most likely blown out mud shark vag though.

But she is a hefer.
Yes, it's always been the trend around here to like fat bitches. Most likely the poster's can relate to these cow's being that they themselves are overweight and undertrained. She's def on the chunky side IMO. Attractive in the face, for sure though
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 05, 2014, 10:01:30 PM
Yes, it's always been the trend around here to like fat bitches. Most likely the poster's can relate to these cow's being that they themselves are overweight and undertrained. She's def on the chunky side IMO. Attractive in the face, for sure though

the only saving grace girls with her body type : still good enough to be out in public with and be proud, not gonna gross me out when shes in weird angles during have sex with fat bunching up and whatnot, and guaranteed to provide excellent top notch felatio.

for every ten pounds of fat, felatio proficiency increases by 10%

its a harvard study, i cant find the link.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: James28 on February 05, 2014, 10:10:15 PM
getbiggers love fat bitches too.

gross.

I honestly consider that fat. Im sorry, i just do.

that doesnt mean i wouldnt get cialis'd out of my mind before going to town on her most likely blown out mud shark vag though.

But she is a hefer.

Yea? In that case I'll be happy to be known as the guy with the fat girlfriend. This bitch is pure perfection. I can already imagine what her nipples taste like.

She has that natural wholesome beauty that's so rare to find.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 05, 2014, 10:14:55 PM
Yea? In that case I'll be happy to be known as the guy with the fat girlfriend. This bitch is pure perfection. I can already imagine what her nipples taste like.

She has that natural wholesome beauty that's so rare to find.

getting blasted on the regular by a tatted down hebrew.

wholesome.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 05, 2014, 10:16:37 PM
getting blasted on the regular by a tatted down hebrew.

wholesome.

He is talking about her looks and wholesome beauty, not her mudsharkian demeanor / behavior / personality.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: James28 on February 05, 2014, 10:22:04 PM
getting blasted on the regular by a tatted down hebrew.

wholesome.

Yep, that's fine too. She could be hosed down and decontaminated in an isolation cell for two months to get rid of all the diseases.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: SF1900 on February 05, 2014, 10:36:41 PM
Seriously, who is Kelly Brook? Never even heard of her till this thread.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: ESFitness on February 05, 2014, 10:50:04 PM
wow.... mudshark or not, I'd fuck her. great tits and nipples. lol
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 05, 2014, 10:50:42 PM
Seriously, who is Kelly Brook? Never even heard of her till this thread.

from her wikipedia

Margaret Hilda Thatcher Kelly Brooks, Baroness Thatcher, LG OM PC FRS (née Roberts, 13 October 1925 – 8 April 2013), was a British politician who was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1979 to 1990 and the Leader of the Conservative Party from 1975 to 1990. She was the longest-serving British Prime Minister of the 20th century and is the only woman to have held the office. A Soviet journalist called her the "Iron Lady", a nickname that became associated with her uncompromising politics and leadership style. As Prime Minister, she implemented policies that have come to be known as Thatcherism.
Originally a research chemist before becoming a barrister, Thatcher was elected Member of Parliament (MP) for Finchley in 1959. Edward Heath appointed her Secretary of State for Education and Science in his 1970 government. In 1975, Thatcher defeated Heath in the Conservative Party leadership election to become Leader of the Opposition and became the first woman to lead a major political party in the United Kingdom. She became Prime Minister after winning the 1979 general election.
Upon moving into 10 Downing Street, Thatcher introduced a series of political and economic initiatives intended to reverse high unemployment and Britain's struggles in the wake of the Winter of Discontent and an ongoing recession.[nb 1] Her political philosophy and economic policies emphasised deregulation (particularly of the financial sector), flexible labour markets, the privatisation of state-owned companies, and reducing the power and influence of trade unions. Thatcher's popularity during her first years in office waned amid recession and high unemployment until the 1982 Falklands War brought a resurgence of support, resulting in her re-election in 1983.
Thatcher was re-elected for a third term in 1987. During this period her support for a Community Charge (popularly referred to as "poll tax") was widely unpopular and her views on the European Community were not shared by others in her Cabinet. She resigned as Prime Minister and party leader in November 1990, after Michael Heseltine launched a challenge to her leadership. After retiring from the Commons in 1992, she was given a life peerage as Baroness Thatcher, of Kesteven in the County of Lincolnshire, which entitled her to sit in the House of Lords. After a series of small strokes in 2002 she was advised to withdraw from public speaking, and in 2013 she died of another stroke in London at the age of 87.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 05, 2014, 10:51:10 PM
wow.... mudshark or not, I'd fuck her. great tits and nipples. lol

Ni66er lover lover...
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: SF1900 on February 05, 2014, 10:53:05 PM
I wouldn't call her fat, she has an hour glass figure.


Agreed that she is not fat at all.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: hench on February 06, 2014, 01:49:57 AM
isn't a mudshark a girl that only dates black men? Before this fella she dated jason statham, billy zane and danny cipriani
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: billgates on February 06, 2014, 02:50:17 AM
lucky bustard
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: nasum on February 06, 2014, 05:09:02 AM
there is an upside to banging a mudshark : when you catch her aids you get serostim on the cheap


must find  a mudshark.

must get free pharma gh.

brb, heading to the local battered women shelter.

Script for anavar too when you develop aids muscle wasting syndrome. But i guess at that point you're more worried about fulminant multifocal leukoencephalopathy than being hench.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: Hulkotron on February 06, 2014, 06:19:50 AM
in weird angles during have sex with fat bunching up and whatnot

 :D

The corn of the shit
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 06, 2014, 07:11:43 AM
Yes, it's always been the trend around here to like fat bitches. Most likely the poster's can relate to these cow's being that they themselves are overweight and undertrained. She's def on the chunky side IMO. Attractive in the face, for sure though

We get it. You like girls built like 13 year old boys with no hips. Women are supposed to have womanly curves with some thickness. That is a really hot girl that wouldn't even give the time of day to most getbiggers in the club.
Title: Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 06, 2014, 12:38:19 PM
isn't a mudshark a girl that only dates black men? Before this fella she dated jason statham, billy zane and danny cipriani

Eh. Its like this :

lumberjack stops cutting down trees, he is not longer a lumberjack.
suck one dick, youre a homo for life.
fuck one hebrew, mudshark for life.


thats life wisdom gents.