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Title: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: supernaturalbodybuilder on February 14, 2014, 04:09:53 PM
did you feel bad after?
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Army of One on February 14, 2014, 04:13:11 PM
INB4 240 and how in the last week he nearly pulled his gun 25 times on Gangbangers, Thieves and professional hitmen who were thinking of attacking him before they saw him menacingly say "hell no muthfucka" and reach for his carry and conceal.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: wes on February 14, 2014, 04:14:00 PM
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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Post by: TrueGrit on February 14, 2014, 04:15:29 PM
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Beat me to it  ;D
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: wes on February 14, 2014, 04:18:04 PM
:D
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Wolfox on February 14, 2014, 04:24:27 PM
i killed a mouse once


set up a nasty trap


sucker didnt stand a chance

(http://upload.ecvv.com/upload/Product/200801/200631592353620749_Mouse_Trap.jpg)

Thats not bad... thats the way its supposed to be done. I admit to once using glue traps. Caught a little guy...tried to bash his head in with a brick but his squeals were just too much for me.  I threw him away in the trash bin... alive.

Seriously man, fuck glue traps. Use the regular spring traps that make it quick death.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Straw Man on February 14, 2014, 04:35:23 PM
i killed a mouse once


set up a nasty trap


sucker didnt stand a chance

(http://upload.ecvv.com/upload/Product/200801/200631592353620749_Mouse_Trap.jpg)

I used the Rat Zapper recently

I saw a rat on a tree in my back yard and bought this thing

killed 2 rats and 2 fat squirrels too

I felt back about the squirrels so I stopped using it

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Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Wez on February 14, 2014, 04:37:56 PM
I have discussed this in another thread.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: galeniko on February 14, 2014, 04:55:10 PM
ok,full dosclosure

only one time, his name was kenedy, was parading the street like a cock in some convertible.
wht pissed me off there gathered huge crowd bc of that guy and was noise, i just had my post workout meal, and wanted to have a powernap for bit gh release.so this made me overreact a bit,

i blew his head right the hell away.

i dont think he recovered.

Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Mr. MB on February 14, 2014, 04:55:26 PM
I have not. I am only responding to this because I have cared for two buddies who have in self defense killed men, women and children in combat in Vietnam. They were both drafted at 18 and killing at 19. Both were exposed to fucking Agent Orange (look it up youngsters). One died from it and one suffers still today. They both have/had night terrors still today…I mean TERRIFYING. They are/were manly dudes yet can cry in a second of time.

If you are just 19 and want to go home and suddenly grandmas and kids are shooting at you with Chinese issue rifles, your friends are hit, screaming and falling,….what do you do?
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: galeniko on February 14, 2014, 05:03:14 PM
vince basile aged 19 during the american civil war mustve been quite a killing machine


Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on February 14, 2014, 05:30:23 PM
vince basile aged 19 during the american civil war mustve been quite a killing machine



lol
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: ChopperRider on February 14, 2014, 05:39:08 PM
you blast them to pieces while using grandma as human shield

And my thread asking if Getbig has hit a new low gets deleted.

Analbolichio, you are an idiotic, a moronic retard who should have been removed from this website a long time ago.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: TheShape on February 14, 2014, 05:45:10 PM
I shot the Sheriff.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Tapeworm on February 14, 2014, 05:47:09 PM
I ate his liver with some fava beans in self defense.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: the trainer on February 14, 2014, 05:49:05 PM
I prefer to do it the way obama and the government does it, if i wanted somebody killed i send somebody to do it.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 14, 2014, 06:02:06 PM
vince basile aged 19 during the american civil war mustve been quite a killing machine




lol
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 14, 2014, 06:37:51 PM
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

& his name was Johny C.,  ;D
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 14, 2014, 06:40:24 PM
i killed a mouse once


Was that in Flemish or Spanish speaking world  8)
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Kilo Medic on February 14, 2014, 06:58:15 PM
No, but have seen the result in person. 
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Shockwave on February 14, 2014, 07:01:04 PM
Thats not bad... thats the way its supposed to be done. I admit to once using glue traps. Caught a little guy...tried to bash his head in with a brick but his squeals were just too much for me.  I threw him away in the trash bin... alive.

Seriously man, fuck glue traps. Use the regular spring traps that make it quick death.
I did the same thing with a glue trap.... fucker was squealing and it was so pathetic that I cut it lose and let it go outside.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: calfzilla on February 14, 2014, 07:48:39 PM
Yeah. I gave some guy aids that I met on a bodybuilding forum.  :D
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: The True Adonis on February 14, 2014, 07:52:44 PM
I did the same thing with a glue trap.... fucker was squealing and it was so pathetic that I cut it lose and let it go outside.
Get a cat or two.  Problem solved!
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: calfzilla on February 14, 2014, 07:54:36 PM
Seriously I know a 70 year old man who shot and killed someone as a police officer when he was in his 20s. Messed him up for many years. Even today.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: The Ugly on February 14, 2014, 08:13:19 PM
I have not. I am only responding to this because I have cared for two buddies who have in self defense killed men, women and children in combat in Vietnam. They were both drafted at 18 and killing at 19. Both were exposed to fucking Agent Orange (look it up youngsters). One died from it and one suffers still today. They both have/had night terrors still today…I mean TERRIFYING. They are/were manly dudes yet can cry in a second of time.

If you are just 19 and want to go home and suddenly grandmas and kids are shooting at you with Chinese issue rifles, your friends are hit, screaming and falling,….what do you do?

I think the nightmares are common for combat vets. Dad told me Gramp had to be physically restrained at times because they were so bad. He'd wake up terrified and violently defensive, and he was a big, strong guy. Fought in the Pacific Theater in WWII (mainly Okinawa), participating in the worst of the worst as a very young man.

God I miss him.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Wez on February 14, 2014, 08:13:44 PM
You are never the person you were before. It haunts you every night even if you were just.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: The Ugly on February 14, 2014, 08:15:41 PM
You are never the person you were before. It haunts you every night even if you were just.

My genuine sympathies, Wez.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Wez on February 14, 2014, 08:17:54 PM
My genuine sympathies, Wez.

Than you Brother. I will never forget the smell of all the blood. It's been 21 years and I can still smell it.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 14, 2014, 08:23:42 PM
Than you Brother. I will never forget the smell of all the blood. It's been 21 years and I can still smell it.

the only thing stranger than the smell of blood is how life like someone recently deceased can still look.

its fucked.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Wez on February 14, 2014, 08:25:50 PM
the only thing stranger than the smell of blood is how life like someone recently deceased can still look.

its fucked.

I didn't look.....
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: calfzilla on February 14, 2014, 08:28:29 PM
I didn't look.....

Any links to your thread?  Love hearing peoples stories. My 70 year old friend still has issues and it's been over 40 years. Justified shoot too.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 14, 2014, 08:29:16 PM
ive never taken a life.

i have seen people depart though.

my buddies dad is a cop, dumped some tweaker. Fucked him up for a long time.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Shockwave on February 14, 2014, 09:28:13 PM
I think the nightmares are common for combat vets. Dad told me Gramp had to be physically restrained at times because they were so bad. He'd wake up terrified and violently defensive, and he was a big, strong guy. Fought in the Pacific Theater in WWII (mainly Okinawa), participating in the worst of the worst as a very young man.

God I miss him.
my grandfather was involved in the end of WWII, Korea, and Vietnam.... never talks about iy much..... he battled alcoholism in the 70s after he returned and my mom would frequently find him drunk beating the fuck out of shag rugs or stabbing inanimate objects.... he would try and drink his demons away and apparently woukd start hallucinating and reliving his experiencs..
.

My mom said they way he was murdering the rug was terrifying, he was like a wild man screaming while he was beating it with whatever was in reach and then he just collapsed sobbing.....

he beat his alcoholism in the late 70s, had prostate cancer in the late 90s, beat it for 5 years, only to have it return... its stopped for now but hes in his mid 80s and I can see the life starting to drain out of him evwey time I see him.... it will be a very sad day when he goes.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Karl Kox on February 14, 2014, 09:47:52 PM
I have not nor hope I never have to. I go to work everyday knowing that peoples safety depends on my actions. But I also know that if anything might happen it would more than likely be because I failed ahead of time during our advance.  That being said statistically I wouldn't have time to draw my weapon anyway and it's almost useless to even carry.  But fuck it would suck if I had to!
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Shockwave on February 14, 2014, 10:00:02 PM
I have not nor hope I never have to. I go to work everyday knowing that peoples safety depends on my actions. But I also know that if anything might happen it would more than likely be because I failed ahead of time during our advance.  That being said statistically I wouldn't have time to draw my weapon anyway and it's almost useless to even carry.  But fuck it would suck if I had to!

Never uselesss to carry if theres even a 1% chance that your life or the lives of others could depend on your firearm.

what do you do? Police officer?
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Karl Kox on February 14, 2014, 10:06:12 PM
Never uselesss to carry if theres even a 1% chance that your life or the lives of others could depend on your firearm.

what do you do? Police officer?

No those guys don't know how to protect people.
Executive Protection.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Shockwave on February 14, 2014, 10:09:02 PM
No those guys don't know how to protect people.
Executive Protection.
Ah, I see.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: The Ugly on February 14, 2014, 10:12:06 PM
my grandfather was involved in the end of WWII, Korea, and Vietnam.... never talks about iy much..... he battled alcoholism in the 70s after he returned and my mom would frequently find him drunk beating the fuck out of shag rugs or stabbing inanimate objects.... he would try and drink his demons away and apparently woukd start hallucinating and reliving his experiencs..
.

My mom said they way he was murdering the rug was terrifying, he was like a wild man screaming while he was beating it with whatever was in reach and then he just collapsed sobbing.....

he beat his alcoholism in the late 70s, had prostate cancer in the late 90s, beat it for 5 years, only to have it return... its stopped for now but hes in his mid 80s and I can see the life starting to drain out of him evwey time I see him.... it will be a very sad day when he goes.

Spend as much time with him as you can, Shock. He is among the last of a dying generation, arguably America's greatest. Sorry he has had to endure so much misery after his heroic service, it's heartbreaking.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on February 15, 2014, 12:02:42 AM
Never uselesss to carry if theres even a 1% chance that your life or the lives of others could depend on your firearm.

what do you do? Police officer?

I'm taking my CCW course this summer. Should have done it years ago.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: SF1900 on February 15, 2014, 12:23:58 AM
There were several instances where I used deadly force to maim someone.

The first incident I was walking down the street and minding my own business. Guy came up to me and demanded my money. I was on a date at the time. Nice looking lady. It was our first date. I told the guy I only had my debit card on me. He insisted that we walk to nearest ATM. I told him I only had 500 in the bank. He wanted it. The girl was still by my side. As we approached the ATM I told him I needed to pull out my wallet for my ATM card. As I pulled out my wallet, I also pulled out my keys and threw it at his face. This distracted him for a brief moment. I then tackled him to the floor and we wrestled for the gun. Eventually the women I was on the date with picked up the gun, but she was too scared to use it. So we were landing punch for punch. I finally was able to get him in a choke hold. I choked him out until he stopped breathing. Cops came. I was questioned, but then released for self-defense. The girl wound up breaking up with me after the incident.

The second incident I was on the subway coming home from work. I was just sitting there minding my own business when 3 guys approached me. They stated that I looked like an easy target. I told them I just wanted to get off the train in peace, as I was trying to mind my Ps and Qs. The one guy said that he was being initiated into a gang. The initiation right was to kill someone. So I knew I was in deep trouble. So the other 2 started to egg him, saying, "Do it man, this is your one chance to be one of us." I knew with the peer pressure that he would inevitably kill me unless I did something drastic. I told him that if he was going to try and kill me, he better succeed, otherwise the consequences would not be very nice. All of a sudden he whipped out a gun and I grabbed it. His friends are cheering him on. My adrenaline was pumping at that point. I knew it was me or him. I got hold of the gun and was able to take out all the bullets and put them in my pocket. Now it was hand to hand combat. I knew I had him. I was able to take out one of his legs and he fell to the floor. I landed a few blows to his neck and he was out of it. I think I may have hit a pressure point or an artery. Dude was not breathing. The other 2 guys said they wanted no problems and ran off. I called the proper authorities. When they took me into the police station, one officer said, "Trouble has it way of finding you, huh?" I just said, "It is what it is, man. Can I go home?" He let me go.

The third incident involved a robbery at a grocery store. I was in the 7-11 buying a slurpee and a guy came in to rob the place. He was flailing his gun all over the place. I think he may have been high on meth. Maybe coke. Not too sure. He was saying how he wanted $5,000 in cash. He pistol whipped the clerk over the head, and I said to him, "Hey man, just take the money and leave, no need to hurt the guy." He then pointed the gun in my face and said, "Oh it looks like we have a hero here." And I said, "Na, man, I am just a regular guy just looking to buy a slurpee." He said, "give me your cell phone and watch." Knowing the guy was high, I gave him everything I had. As he is walking away, he trips over the aisle display rack of DVD's. I immediately jump into action and jump on his back. I tell him not to move, and things will go smoothly for him. The guy was really squirming all over the place. He lands an elbow to my head as I was trying to pin him. I fall over. He kicks me a few times. The 7-11 clerk did help me out by jumping over and pushing him out of the way. This gave me some time. I then gave him a sharp blow to the face, then smashed his face in the glass display that have the nachos and hot dogs. A piece of glass went right through his neck. He bled out. Funny thing was the 7-11 clerk called the police and it was the SAME cop again. He said, "Oh boy, not you again." And I said, "It looks like we are destined to be together." The cop knew I was joking because it was the 3rd time he came on the crime scene that I was a part of. At this point, I knew a little humor would go a very long way with the boys in blue. I was questioned back at the station for 2 hours, but released without further questioning.
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Post by: calfzilla on February 15, 2014, 12:53:16 AM
@sf1900 did all three guys die?

I'm aittle surprised if true because you don't seem like a beta but a pretty relaxed fella. Nice stories.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 15, 2014, 12:58:05 AM
No those guys don't know how to protect people.
Executive Protection.

haha. a.k.a couldnt get hired by an agency.

exec protec is fancy word for "security"


dont worry skip, youll never need that .38 you keep on your ankle.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: sagittal chest on February 15, 2014, 01:07:21 AM
In a way.
Cutting through te bullshit
I have entered into agreements with other gay men that are "bug chasers" and want to get Aids.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: calfzilla on February 15, 2014, 01:37:46 AM
In a way.
Cutting through te bullshit
I have entered into agreements with other gay men that are "bug chasers" and want to get Aids.

I already made a similar joke at the top of the page. Thank you.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: sagittal chest on February 15, 2014, 01:43:51 AM
I already made a similar joke at the top of the page. Thank you.

I didn't read this thread because I know it is filled with bullshit.
Not joking.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: calfzilla on February 15, 2014, 01:47:52 AM
I didn't read this thread because I know it is filled with bullshit.
Not joking.

Ok you're new here so probably wouldn't get the reference anyhow. Welcome to getbig.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: sagittal chest on February 15, 2014, 01:51:16 AM
Ok you're new here so probably wouldn't get the reference anyhow. Welcome to getbig.

There is an entire network of 'bug chasers' similar to the way the cannibal "killer" in Germany Meiweiss found a willing "victim" through networks devoted to facilitating such meetings.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 15, 2014, 01:53:06 AM
There is an entire network of 'bug chasers' similar to the way the cannibal "killer" in Germany Meiweiss found a willing "victim" through networks devoted to facilitating such meetings.

are they all training for MMA fights as well?
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: sagittal chest on February 15, 2014, 01:57:23 AM
are they all training for MMA fights as well?

Truth is I train MMA because it turns me on that I can overpower and force myself upon a straight man if I wanted to. I won't commit a crime, but it is a fantasy of mine.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 15, 2014, 01:59:32 AM
Truth is I train MMA because it turns me on that I can overpower and force myself upon a straight man if I wanted to. I won't commit a crime, but it is a fantasy of mine.

sounds like youre a legit "power-bottom".

"its only gay because I want it to be".
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Skorp1o on February 15, 2014, 02:00:33 AM
I ran over my ex_girlfriend with my car....bitch didn't die.

We were arguing, I walked out to get in my car so I can get away and she tried to block me. I was on a high dose of tren, so I put first gear on my Beemer and floored it, bitch went flying. Went tithe gym to cool down, came back she was home covered in blood, took her to hospital and we broke up shortly after.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Thick Nick on February 15, 2014, 03:02:05 AM
vince basile aged 19 during the american civil war mustve been quite a killing machine




Lol. Perfect.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Karl Kox on February 15, 2014, 04:50:19 AM
haha. a.k.a couldnt get hired by an agency.

exec protec is fancy word for "security"


dont worry skip, youll never need that .38 you keep on your ankle.


Are you fucking stupid? You have no idea what the fuck I do or what I've done "skip".  Look up the tearm Executive Protection before you go running your mouth you fucking turd.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 15, 2014, 05:38:15 AM
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: dyslexic on February 15, 2014, 05:45:50 AM
Joke or no joke, this topic regardless of it's mystical "reference" or metaphorical abuse is entirely ignorant.

First of all, any man that has killed another man in self defense, military, law enforcement, etc., is not going to brag about it and most certainly not here.

I have seen a man get killed. I have seen it happen numerous times. The situations surrounding each were different. It's nothing that I would ever elaborate about, except in court.

Seeing animals die is just as tasteless and traumatic.


Now that I've darkened your delightful little comedy, I'll move on...
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: pedro01 on February 15, 2014, 06:11:44 AM
I haven't killed a man but I did once severely disappoint one by turning down his offer of "going to the toilet to get a kiss".
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Darren Avey on February 15, 2014, 06:23:37 AM
Not 1 man, about 50! When i was in the SAS special forces in Iraq i was unarmed and surrounded by 50 armed me, this just made me angry and i destroyed them all with my bare hands, sent them all to Allah!
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Karl Kox on February 15, 2014, 06:30:14 AM
Joke or no joke, this topic regardless of it's mystical "reference" or metaphorical abuse is entirely ignorant.

First of all, any man that has killed another man in self defense, military, law enforcement, etc., is not going to brag about it and most certainly not here.

I have seen a man get killed. I have seen it happen numerous times. The situations surrounding each were different. It's nothing that I would ever elaborate about, except in court.

Seeing animals die is just as tasteless and traumatic.


Now that I've darkened your delightful little comedy, I'll move on...

Well said, agree 100%.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Wez on February 15, 2014, 06:40:33 AM
Joke or no joke, this topic regardless of it's mystical "reference" or metaphorical abuse is entirely ignorant.

First of all, any man that has killed another man in self defense, military, law enforcement, etc., is not going to brag about it and most certainly not here.

I have seen a man get killed. I have seen it happen numerous times. The situations surrounding each were different. It's nothing that I would ever elaborate about, except in court.

Seeing animals die is just as tasteless and traumatic.


Now that I've darkened your delightful little comedy, I'll move on...

That is exactly the reason that I did not go through it again here. My situation was completely morally justified in that my ex-wife ( wife at the time) was being physically assaulted. I saved her life and we ended up divorced anyway. This is not like in the movies.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: XFACTOR on February 15, 2014, 08:00:27 AM
Paging Esfitness??
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Ronnie Rep on February 15, 2014, 08:03:35 AM
There were several instances where I used deadly force to maim someone.

The first incident I was walking down the street and minding my own business. Guy came up to me and demanded my money. I was on a date at the time. Nice looking lady. It was our first date. I told the guy I only had my debit card on me. He insisted that we walk to nearest ATM. I told him I only had 500 in the bank. He wanted it. The girl was still by my side. As we approached the ATM I told him I needed to pull out my wallet for my ATM card. As I pulled out my wallet, I also pulled out my keys and threw it at his face. This distracted him for a brief moment. I then tackled him to the floor and we wrestled for the gun. Eventually the women I was on the date with picked up the gun, but she was too scared to use it. So we were landing punch for punch. I finally was able to get him in a choke hold. I choked him out until he stopped breathing. Cops came. I was questioned, but then released for self-defense. The girl wound up breaking up with me after the incident.

The second incident I was on the subway coming home from work. I was just sitting there minding my own business when 3 guys approached me. They stated that I looked like an easy target. I told them I just wanted to get off the train in peace, as I was trying to mind my Ps and Qs. The one guy said that he was being initiated into a gang. The initiation right was to kill someone. So I knew I was in deep trouble. So the other 2 started to egg him, saying, "Do it man, this is your one chance to be one of us." I knew with the peer pressure that he would inevitably kill me unless I did something drastic. I told him that if he was going to try and kill me, he better succeed, otherwise the consequences would not be very nice. All of a sudden he whipped out a gun and I grabbed it. His friends are cheering him on. My adrenaline was pumping at that point. I knew it was me or him. I got hold of the gun and was able to take out all the bullets and put them in my pocket. Now it was hand to hand combat. I knew I had him. I was able to take out one of his legs and he fell to the floor. I landed a few blows to his neck and he was out of it. I think I may have hit a pressure point or an artery. Dude was not breathing. The other 2 guys said they wanted no problems and ran off. I called the proper authorities. When they took me into the police station, one officer said, "Trouble has it way of finding you, huh?" I just said, "It is what it is, man. Can I go home?" He let me go.

The third incident involved a robbery at a grocery store. I was in the 7-11 buying a slurpee and a guy came in to rob the place. He was flailing his gun all over the place. I think he may have been high on meth. Maybe coke. Not too sure. He was saying how he wanted $5,000 in cash. He pistol whipped the clerk over the head, and I said to him, "Hey man, just take the money and leave, no need to hurt the guy." He then pointed the gun in my face and said, "Oh it looks like we have a hero here." And I said, "Na, man, I am just a regular guy just looking to buy a slurpee." He said, "give me your cell phone and watch." Knowing the guy was high, I gave him everything I had. As he is walking away, he trips over the aisle display rack of DVD's. I immediately jump into action and jump on his back. I tell him not to move, and things will go smoothly for him. The guy was really squirming all over the place. He lands an elbow to my head as I was trying to pin him. I fall over. He kicks me a few times. The 7-11 clerk did help me out by jumping over and pushing him out of the way. This gave me some time. I then gave him a sharp blow to the face, then smashed his face in the glass display that have the nachos and hot dogs. A piece of glass went right through his neck. He bled out. Funny thing was the 7-11 clerk called the police and it was the SAME cop again. He said, "Oh boy, not you again." And I said, "It looks like we are destined to be together." The cop knew I was joking because it was the 3rd time he came on the crime scene that I was a part of. At this point, I knew a little humor would go a very long way with the boys in blue. I was questioned back at the station for 2 hours, but released without further questioning.
Dude, you either have a knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, or are a great bullshitters!
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Radical Plato on February 15, 2014, 08:16:53 AM
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: ChopperRider on February 15, 2014, 08:23:26 AM
Dude, you either have a knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, or are a great bullshitters!

I'd lean strongly toward bullshitter.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: SF1900 on February 15, 2014, 08:57:44 AM
@sf1900 did all three guys die?

I'm aittle surprised if true because you don't seem like a beta but a pretty relaxed fella. Nice stories.


They died as the merciless fist of a getbigger  ;D ;D I also forgot to add that during the fights, most guys lost because I told them I post on GB. It struck fear into their hearts from the get-go.  :D :D
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: SF1900 on February 15, 2014, 08:58:46 AM
Dude, you either have a knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, or are a great bullshitters!


That's the beautiful thing, on GB you just never know  ;D ;D
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Simple Simon on February 15, 2014, 09:25:07 AM
ok,full dosclosure

only one time, his name was kenedy, was parading the street like a cock in some convertible.
wht pissed me off there gathered huge crowd bc of that guy and was noise, i just had my post workout meal, and wanted to have a powernap for bit gh release.so this made me overreact a bit,

i blew his head right the hell away from my position on the grassy knoll.

i dont think he recovered.



fixed
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 15, 2014, 01:32:40 PM


That's the beautiful thing, on GB you just never know  ;D ;D

lol

You're the best  ;D
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: calfzilla on February 15, 2014, 01:39:17 PM


They died as the merciless fist of a getbigger  ;D ;D I also forgot to add that during the fights, most guys lost because I told them I post on GB. It struck fear into their hearts from the get-go.  :D :D

So the stories are about as real as my "best friend" who is "natural" ?
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: jodsy on February 15, 2014, 01:44:55 PM
I hurt someones feeling once, does that count?
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 15, 2014, 03:10:14 PM

Are you fucking stupid? You have no idea what the fuck I do or what I've done "skip".  Look up the tearm Executive Protection before you go running your mouth you fucking turd.

I know exactly what Executive Protection is.

Unless you work outside the US, chances are its nothing too crazy. And there is nothing wrong with that. I just cant stand when people work those kind of jobs and play it off like they have flashbacks from all the crazy shit that has happened while working. When at the end of the day its not true.

I might of jumped your shit prematurely, I admit.

If it makes you feel better, Ill e-suck your cock bro.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: SF1900 on February 15, 2014, 03:13:29 PM
So the stories are about as real as my "best friend" who is "natural" ?


haha, pretty much! But thanks for the nice comment. I am a pretty relaxed/laid back guy.  :D



Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: SF1900 on February 15, 2014, 03:23:24 PM
lol

You're the best  ;D


you know I do it all for you ;)
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: Karl Kox on February 15, 2014, 06:20:26 PM
I know exactly what Executive Protection is.

Unless you work outside the US, chances are its nothing too crazy. And there is nothing wrong with that. I just cant stand when people work those kind of jobs and play it off like they have flashbacks from all the crazy shit that has happened while working. When at the end of the day its not true.

I might of jumped your shit prematurely, I admit.

If it makes you feel better, Ill e-suck your cock bro.


Please don't e suck my cock lol. You are right about the overseas stuff.  I do understand what you're saying and I agree. I have protected clients with high threat levels and some I was just there for a dog a pony show.  But I have never felt like I was in harms way. As far as crazy stuff I've delt with "domestic crazy" but not overseas crazy.
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: pedro01 on February 16, 2014, 06:41:30 AM
Joke or no joke, this topic regardless of it's mystical "reference" or metaphorical abuse is entirely ignorant.

First of all, any man that has killed another man in self defense, military, law enforcement, etc., is not going to brag about it and most certainly not here.

I have seen a man get killed. I have seen it happen numerous times. The situations surrounding each were different. It's nothing that I would ever elaborate about, except in court.

Seeing animals die is just as tasteless and traumatic.


Now that I've darkened your delightful little comedy, I'll move on...

PMSL

So - anyone who claims to have killed is lying.

Yet you "knower of men who've killed men and what they think" - well you just nailed it? I don't think so Gloria. Go back to you Andy McNab books...
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: gracie bjj on February 16, 2014, 06:44:33 AM
ive been down for it, vehiculer tho, guy pulled out a blade n i floored my car n smashed him into a garage n someone got my plate
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: gracie bjj on February 16, 2014, 06:57:35 AM
a pedestrian wanted to attack someone in a car with a knife?

what ?

drug deal gone sour, he tried to sell me bad shit n said fuck u to him n jumped back in my car, he went in hallway n came out with machete, i floored my car n defended myself
Title: Re: who here has actually killed someone? in legal self defense or armed conflict
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 16, 2014, 04:04:28 PM
drug deal gone sour, he tried to sell me bad shit n said fuck u to him n jumped back in my car, he went in hallway n came out with machete, i floored my car n defended myself

probably an everyday occurrence in the Brazil.

first world country huh