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Title: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: TEH boob on February 14, 2014, 09:19:34 PM
After begging for months, the big moment arrived: finally going to white castle, for the first time evar, on Valentine's day.

Ate like thirteen sliders combined.

It was a success.

Nothing says true love like sharing grease and the aftermath of a fast food experience like white castle.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: the trainer on February 14, 2014, 09:21:20 PM
I put on a red thong looked at myself in the mirror jerked off and shot my cum onto a white towel.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Hulkotron on February 14, 2014, 09:23:08 PM
Took a great shit this morning
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Nomad on February 14, 2014, 09:45:39 PM
I went to PF Changs with her. I was meh, she was extremely disappointed. Tasted like cheap Chinese food you get from that shady corner store but extremely overpriced.

Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: el numero uno on February 14, 2014, 09:48:38 PM
No. We agreed to go out on saturday. Bought a pair of shoes and ate alone at a chinese (there was a gay couple in there with a bunch of gifts).
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: TEH boob on February 14, 2014, 09:57:11 PM
I went to PF Changs with her. I was meh, she was extremely disappointed. Tasted like cheap Chinese food you get from that shady corner store but extremely overpriced.



Aw man, why was PF Chang's in consideration?
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Nomad on February 14, 2014, 10:01:15 PM
Aw man, why was PF Chang's in consideration?

I've never been there, she mentioned that she never been there and partially because of South Park I decided to try it out.

Should have went to a steakhouse or cheesecake factory.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 14, 2014, 10:01:54 PM
Yes, today is the 11th anniversary of leaving my ex-wife.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Dr.J on February 15, 2014, 12:29:30 AM
Yes, today is the 11th anniversary of leaving my ex-wife.

Congratulations
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 15, 2014, 02:39:59 AM
main squeeze providing roadhead on the way home from dinner, was the highlight of my valentines.


The fat mexican family sitting just south of our table with their crying baby was the other highlight.



Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Simple Simon on February 15, 2014, 02:48:42 AM
Yes, today is the 11th anniversary of leaving my ex-wife.
Dumped on Valentines day, nice work coach.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Dr.J on February 15, 2014, 02:55:39 AM
Dumped on Valentines day, nice work coach.

That's cold!
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Tapeworm on February 15, 2014, 02:55:54 AM
These occasions never end.  "What special thing are we going to do?  It's Christmas/New Year/Australia Day/Valentines/Easter/My Birthday/Your Birthday/The Queen's Birthday/Ginny Fatbody's Marriage/Shrove Fucking Tuesday."  E!  Nuff!

If you do something 'special' every two weeks it's not all that special, now is it?  Screw holidays and the expectations that go with them.  And fuck Valentine's Day especially.  Fuck it up it's pink little ass with a barbed arrow.  >:(
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on February 15, 2014, 06:21:39 AM
Damn it's been a while since I've had some tasty White Castle
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: macos on February 15, 2014, 06:53:26 AM
My parents hooked up on Valentines Day

 8)
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Automation on February 15, 2014, 06:53:57 AM
Drank a couple of bottles of fine wine and fucked the shit out of the missus...... Same as most other days.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: CalvinH on February 15, 2014, 06:59:13 AM
Went snow tubing with my girl....had a blast :)
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: MikMaq on February 15, 2014, 07:02:22 AM
Masturbated ate a big bag of dorito's, was gonna go out for more food but instead masturbated furiously once again.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Radical Plato on February 15, 2014, 07:22:25 AM
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Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: hrspwr1 on February 15, 2014, 07:23:53 AM
I was tired so I was just laying in bed rubbin one out when the wife walked in, she asked if I didn`t want to waste it - the sex was good.  :D
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: 240 is Back on February 15, 2014, 07:42:31 AM
Drank a couple of bottles of fine wine

I drank 2 bottles last night.   I'm a classy dude.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: TEH boob on February 15, 2014, 08:26:50 AM
These occasions never end.  "What special thing are we going to do?  It's Christmas/New Year/Australia Day/Valentines/Easter/My Birthday/Your Birthday/The Queen's Birthday/Ginny Fatbody's Marriage/Shrove Fucking Tuesday."  E!  Nuff!

If you do something 'special' every two weeks it's not all that special, now is it?  Screw holidays and the expectations that go with them.  And fuck Valentine's Day especially.  Fuck it up it's pink little ass with a barbed arrow.  >:(


I don't like the expectations set with holidays. And it's hurtful to the people who don't have anyone to celebrate with...seems like you're included in the demographic.

I'd rather just make normal days special. No need for holidays
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 15, 2014, 08:36:11 AM
fucked a girl, went to a gallery to watch some art. Decent day.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: snx on February 15, 2014, 08:45:06 AM
Made filet mignon and greek salad for the wife. Had a nice bottle of white (I know...no one drinks white with steak...she does and it's her night).

Then watched three episodes of Sons of Anarchy season 2, had a couple more beers.

Then did what married couples do on valentines day.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: TEH boob on February 15, 2014, 08:49:11 AM
fucked a girl, went to a gallery to watch some art. Decent day.

What type of art
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: TEH boob on February 15, 2014, 08:52:32 AM
Made filet mignon and greek salad for the wife. Had a nice bottle of white (I know...no one drinks white with steak...she does and it's her night).

Then watched three episodes of Sons of Anarchy season 2, had a couple more beers.

Then did what married couples do on valentines day.

Have sex for the first time all year?  :-[
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 15, 2014, 08:53:48 AM
What type of art

modern art. It was decent most of it, but of course now Tito24 level art.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: TEH boob on February 15, 2014, 08:57:51 AM
modern art. It was decent most of it, but of course now Tito24 level art.

I generally like modern art. But there will be those exhibits where you're like..wtf. one that I saw a few months ago, the art in the exhibit was paper with holes punched into it with variations of strings on paper. Stuff you learned in middle school art class
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Henda on February 15, 2014, 10:04:11 AM
No details, never ever acknoledged valentines day but fucking worse valentines day ever.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: TEH boob on February 15, 2014, 10:10:28 AM
No details, never ever acknoledged valentines day but fucking worse valentines day ever.

Wut
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: snx on February 15, 2014, 10:12:09 AM
Have sex for the first time all year?  :-[

No, silly. We went to sleep. The kids get up early in the morning and we need our rest.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Red Hook on February 15, 2014, 10:17:40 AM
Yes, today is the 11th anniversary of leaving my ex-wife.

which one? sometimes I get you and Howard mixed up  :-\
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Tapeworm on February 15, 2014, 11:35:51 AM

I don't like the expectations set with holidays. And it's hurtful to the people who don't have anyone to celebrate with...seems like you're included in the demographic.

I'd rather just make normal days special. No need for holidays

It's complicated.  :-\
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 15, 2014, 11:42:36 AM
which one? sometimes I get you and Howard mixed up  :-\

#3
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Henda on February 15, 2014, 12:51:53 PM
Wut
??
Must have phrased it wrong.
Basicly what tapeworm said
fuck valentines day.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: 240 is Back on February 15, 2014, 02:19:06 PM
Went out with friends, came back home drunk with a girl I just met, fucking skank bled all over my bed, went to buy new sheets today, been feeling disgusted at myself all day.
Fuck Valentine's day

That's awesome though.   
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 15, 2014, 02:45:12 PM
Went out with friends, came back home drunk with a girl I just met, fucking skank bled all over my bed, went to buy new sheets today, been feeling disgusted at myself all day.
Fuck Valentine's day

No I feel your pain man. I DO not fuck around with bloody boxes. Shit grosses me right the fuck out. I dont try and wash my sheets after either. I replace every piece that was contaminated with her filth.

Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Fortress on February 15, 2014, 07:08:41 PM
Dumbass "holiday".

Money grab, 100 percent.

Romance =  ::)
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Man of Steel on February 15, 2014, 07:26:50 PM
Took a great shit this morning

Masturbated ate a big bag of dorito's, was gonna go out for more food but instead masturbated furiously once again.

pics?
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 15, 2014, 07:41:54 PM
No I feel your pain man. I DO not fuck around with bloody boxes. Shit grosses me right the fuck out. I dont try and wash my sheets after either. I replace every piece that was contaminated with her filth.



How old are you? 14?

We fucking bleed. Get over it.

Only a child gets the heebee jeebees from a womans menstrual cycle for fuck sakes.  ::)
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: el numero uno on February 15, 2014, 07:49:38 PM
How old are you? 14?

We fucking bleed. Get over it.

Only a child gets the heebee jeebees from a womans menstrual cycle for fuck sakes.  ::)

> Implying you're a woman
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Radical Plato on February 15, 2014, 10:07:49 PM
How old are you? 14?

We fucking bleed. Get over it.

Only a child gets the heebee jeebees from a womans menstrual cycle for fuck sakes.  ::)
I think the heebee jeebees is from having his bed linen covered in menstrual blood, not the fact women menstruate monthly.  I am sure you are comfortable with sleeping in your own menstrual blood like an animal, some of us are not.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: TEH boob on February 15, 2014, 10:23:05 PM
How old are you? 14?

We fucking bleed. Get over it.

Only a child gets the heebee jeebees from a womans menstrual cycle for fuck sakes.  ::)

What I was gonna say! Really. Sometimes I'm horny when I'm bleeding. It would suck to be denied.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 01:26:40 AM
What I was gonna say! Really. Sometimes I'm horny when I'm bleeding. It would suck to be denied.

Fuck yes.

That's 20 - 25% of the time. If I have someone to fuck I don't want to be without a quarter of my days.

Blood on sheets is not nice.....but you can always purchase new ones or clean them depending on how the stain has set.

And if you know your lady is on her menstrual cycle you just put a dark towel down on the bed.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 02:32:48 AM

Ain't doing it, sorry, dildo time for you 25% of the time then, and poker week with the boys for me, you can call me when it's all over.

Whatever......there's many other fishies that are willing AND enjoy it simply because I enjoy it.

Do you guys realize how nice it feels for us at that time?

Real men do.  8)
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: Henda on February 16, 2014, 03:36:36 AM
Lol at thread turning about sex on rag week.
Personally when full of test waiting a week is out the question, quick shower after and your good to go. The worst part of rag week is not being able to eat her out before sex. But rest is fine.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 04:12:50 AM
Listen close to this fucksluts,, I actually fucked the whore at the bar in the backstore and I saw some blood on the D before taking her back home, but then specifically asked her if she was on period and no was the answer, So I convinced myself it was just some leftovers and that a clean shower would set it just right...

Then after I meticulously cleaned her everywhere with emphasis on vagina and asshole, there is my bed. Then the whore sucked me again, then I actually ate that whore out (TEAM eating the pussy out of whores, represent). Then I did my things and came wherever I wanted.

In conclusion that whore was on her damn period and lied to me. And doing so makes me srlsy want to see what your head all looks like on a stick. So please stop before I find out. THANKS



Great story.

Maybe she wasn't aware....just starting it perhaps.

Regardless this isn't the norm with classy mature women. You should look into them.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 16, 2014, 05:47:42 AM
Whatever......there's many other fishies that are willing AND enjoy it simply because I enjoy it.

Do you guys realize how nice it feels for us at that time?

Real men do.  8)


Dont care at all.

I was given advice to just take girls that are raggin' into the shower.

All fine and dandy until I noticed a clot inbetween my toes.

NEVER AGAIN
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 05:52:01 AM
You guys are such pussies.  ::)


A little bit of blood and you're whining like a fucking baby.


Try bleeding from your most intimate area non stop for 6 days.


Without our cycles the human race would cease to exist. So show some fucking respect towards mother nature.
Title: Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 16, 2014, 06:13:37 AM
You guys are such pussies.  ::)


A little bit of blood and you're whining like a fucking baby.


Try bleeding from your most intimate area non stop for 6 days.


Without our cycles the human race would cease to exist. So show some fucking respect towards mother nature.

mother nature can go fuck herself.

besides. its womena fault. they commited original sin.