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Title: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 16, 2014, 03:33:25 PM
Has anyone here tried these? We just got them in my club...I tried a sample, and they're DELICIOUS! It is made to replace a meal and it's so filling!

Instant coffee with hot water, or can be mixed in your shake.

I'm sure a lot of you already add caffeine to your shakes, but this stuff is good. Wish I packaged the idea and sold it  :-\ it's the first one I've seen so I don't know if it has any competitors.

Would any of you buy? $25 1.5 lb bag
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: Icelord on February 16, 2014, 03:34:33 PM
Because coffee has diuretic effects on me, I wouldn't use it. I'd be pissing every hour, which is annoying during workouts when I'm trying to focus. But the idea is pretty neat. Reminds me of those protein-loaded steel cut oats they sell at my local supplement store. 25g per serving.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: TEH boob on February 16, 2014, 03:40:53 PM
I remember seeing it advertised in a magazine a few months ago. I want to try it sooooo bad

I mostly just like the packaging. Lol
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 16, 2014, 03:41:56 PM
Because coffee has diuretic effects on me, I wouldn't use it. I'd be pissing every hour, which is annoying during workouts when I'm trying to focus. But the idea is pretty neat. Reminds me of those protein-loaded steel cut oats they sell at my local supplement store. 25g per serving.

I hear ya..."trying" to drink a gallon of water a day does that to me. Such a waste of my time. Sometimes I have to pull over to the nearest stop while driving. TMI? lol

But the oats are a brilliant idea! Never heard of that. Very smart.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: SF1900 on February 16, 2014, 03:49:23 PM
$25 for a 1.5 bag, lol. Fuckin' stupid rip off. Anyone who spends $25 for that crap is an idiot.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: Icelord on February 16, 2014, 03:50:40 PM
I hear ya..."trying" to drink a gallon of water a day does that to me. Such a waste of my time. Sometimes I have to pull over to the nearest stop while driving. TMI? lol

But the oats are a brilliant idea! Never heard of that. Very smart.
(http://www.usn.co.za/images/products/oats--whey_full.jpg)

Too expensive to use longterm, but worth trying just for the novelty. Good taste + the equivalent of a scoop of protein, and slow-burning carbs for the workout a couple of hours later.

I don't drink much water anymore. Maybe 5-6 glasses a day, with the gym included. I find compressing sodium to < 1K/day and cycling out carbs makes my thirst drop to nearly nothing. And the less I drink, the more defined I look.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 16, 2014, 03:55:32 PM
(http://www.usn.co.za/images/products/oats--whey_full.jpg)

Too expensive to use longterm, but worth trying just for the novelty. Good taste + the equivalent of a scoop of protein, and slow-burning carbs for the workout a couple of hours later.

I don't drink much water anymore. Maybe 5-6 glasses a day, with the gym included. I find compressing sodium to < 1K/day and cycling out carbs makes my thirst drop to nearly nothing. And the less I drink, the more defined I look.

Thanks! I'm gonna try it. I agree with it being expensive long term. Same with the coffee. But worth a try!
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: TheShape on February 16, 2014, 03:57:31 PM
I make protein lattes at work.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: TEH boob on February 16, 2014, 04:24:49 PM
Thanks! I'm gonna try it. I agree with it being expensive long term. Same with the coffee. But worth a try!

Make your oatmeal a little bit more watery than usual, then stir protein powder in after you take it off the heat. I've done this a couple times after seeing someone else do it. Try it with just regular rolled oats and ON cinnamon graham cracker whey.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: The True Adonis on February 16, 2014, 04:27:31 PM
I never understood the combining whey protein with foods?  Why not just make the coffee and have the protein separate?  Or make real pancakes and have the protein drink later?  Why must one put protein powder in anything?  ???
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: Icelord on February 16, 2014, 04:28:41 PM
I never understood the combining whey protein with foods?  Why not just make the coffee and have the protein separate?  Or make real pancakes and have the protein drink later?  Why must one put protein powder in anything?  ???
Because humans are lazy and this type of product combines an essential training supplement with a common daily food/beverage item consumed by most people who train. It's like asking why having a toaster that doubles as a radio - it's less bothersome than bringing your radio to the kitchen every morning. It's a pointless product with a very real potential to earn money for the inventor(s).
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: The True Adonis on February 16, 2014, 04:30:06 PM
Because humans are lazy and this type of product combines an essential training supplement with a common daily food/beverage item consumed by most people who train. It's like asking why having a toaster that doubles as a radio - it's less bothersome than bringing your radio to the kitchen every morning. It's a pointless product with a very real potential to earn money for the inventor(s).
Humans are stupid is more like it.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: Icelord on February 16, 2014, 04:30:43 PM
Humans are stupid is more like it.
Most successful gimmicky products sold in 60 second informercials bank on that being the case.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 16, 2014, 04:31:13 PM
Make your oatmeal a little bit more watery than usual, then stir protein powder in after you take it off the heat. I've done this a couple times after seeing someone else do it. Try it with just regular rolled oats and ON cinnamon graham cracker whey.

Yummy!
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: steamboatwillie on February 16, 2014, 05:14:12 PM
They need to get with Keurig and make it into K-cups...then I would be on board.   Thats the best invention in a long time...so simple and convenient for the person who drinks one cup of coffee each morning.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: The True Adonis on February 16, 2014, 05:24:22 PM
They need to get with Keurig and make it into K-cups...then I would be on board.   Thats the best invention in a long time...so simple and convenient for the person who drinks one cup of coffee each morning.
You ever thought of just putting some protein powder, flavor of your choice, (they even make non flavored) into your coffee?

I just saved you money.  Thank me.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: 240 is Back on February 16, 2014, 05:27:55 PM
does anyone have a home recipe for this?   just add a scoop to my iced coffee?
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: steamboatwillie on February 16, 2014, 05:33:14 PM
You ever thought of just putting some protein powder, flavor of your choice, (they even make non flavored) into your coffee?

I just saved you money.  Thank me.

I would just like it more for convenience sake...I swear Im getting carpal tunnel from all the stirring and shaking.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 16, 2014, 05:34:55 PM
Expensive piss.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: The True Adonis on February 16, 2014, 05:39:55 PM
does anyone have a home recipe for this?   just add a scoop to my iced coffee?
Pretty much.  You could add some brown sugar and a bit of coffee ice cream or heavy cream or even flavored cream to round out and improve the flavor.  Should be easy to top whatever is in that overpriced bag.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: BAST on February 16, 2014, 05:40:04 PM
wow they use "real coffee"!??  as opposed to imitation coffee?  ::)

brutal paying twice as much for something to avoid the 1 minute of work of combining two liquids in a cup.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: The True Adonis on February 16, 2014, 05:40:53 PM
wow they use "real coffee"!??  as opposed to imitation coffee?  ::)

brutal paying twice as much for something to avoid the 1 minute of work of combining two liquids in a cup.
ROFLMAO!

This.

It somehow does not occur to people to do this though.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 16, 2014, 05:52:27 PM
We're all spoiled little brats who enjoy the convenience  :)
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: dustin on February 16, 2014, 06:22:30 PM
Why would I want to make a shitty cup of coffee even shittier?

And that oat company... lol. I'm actually glad they're in business though. If people buy that shit then it probably isn't a big deal to exploit them. They'd waste their money on some other gimmick, so they're not doing much harm in the end.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: TEH boob on February 16, 2014, 06:53:49 PM
You can't stir protein powder into hot coffee...it cooks the protein and you end up with chunks of eggy textured protein powder floating at the top of your mug
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: The True Adonis on February 16, 2014, 06:54:32 PM
You can't stir protein powder into hot coffee...it cooks the protein and you end up with chunks of eggy textured protein powder floating at the top of your mug
???

Ever heard of an immersion blender?  Plus you could just whisk the coffee and protein together until well combined if using instant.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: TEH boob on February 16, 2014, 07:01:48 PM
???

Ever heard of an immersion blender?  Plus you could just whisk the coffee and protein together until well combined if using instant.

I can't get these fancy things, like blenders. What I do is I'll mix cooled coffee, chai tea, soymilk and protein powder together. It's a nice spicy creamy flavor
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: Giovanni1443 on February 16, 2014, 07:20:29 PM
This stuff is shit ! Buy Organic coffee use mct oil and add whey concentrate in blender !
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: Powerlift66 on February 17, 2014, 02:09:14 AM
Gayer than making protein latte's...
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: BigCyp on February 17, 2014, 03:08:48 AM
I make my own shakes (only whey you can be sure what's in it  :-\)

4 whole eggs
350ml Whole milk
4 spoons of skimmed milk powder (for the added casein)
2 shots of sugar free caramel syrup (buy it for my coffee)
1 double espress (I have a delonghi bean to cup)

About 46g protein, tastes great and good pick up before you start work.

At least I know what's in it, and i'm actually getting a decent espresso from a quality bean. Most of the time anything that has 'coffee' in it is the poorest quality and usually instant/freeze dried  :P
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: sososue on February 17, 2014, 04:06:35 AM
(http://www.usn.co.za/images/products/oats--whey_full.jpg)

Too expensive to use longterm, but worth trying just for the novelty. Good taste + the equivalent of a scoop of protein, and slow-burning carbs for the workout a couple of hours later.

I don't drink much water anymore. Maybe 5-6 glasses a day, with the gym included. I find compressing sodium to < 1K/day and cycling out carbs makes my thirst drop to nearly nothing. And the less I drink, the more defined I look.
Just have oats and make them with a scoop of protein powder of your own choice.
Cheaper and exactly the same.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: syntaxmachine on February 17, 2014, 05:37:05 AM
I make my own shakes (only whey you can be sure what's in it  :-\)

4 whole eggs
350ml Whole milk
4 spoons of skimmed milk powder (for the added casein)
2 shots of sugar free caramel syrup (buy it for my coffee)
1 double espress (I have a delonghi bean to cup)

About 46g protein, tastes great and good pick up before you start work.

At least I know what's in it, and i'm actually getting a decent espresso from a quality bean. Most of the time anything that has 'coffee' in it is the poorest quality and usually instant/freeze dried  :P

As a fellow Cypriot you ought to know that instant coffee is the way of our people -- why hast thou forsaken us?
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: BigCyp on February 17, 2014, 05:39:03 AM
As a fellow Cypriot you ought to know that instant coffee is the way of our people -- why hast though forsaken us?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha  ;D ;D ;D

Don't worry I'm still forced to drink a cup of good old instant when I visit my Aunty
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 17, 2014, 07:14:53 AM
(http://www.usn.co.za/images/products/oats--whey_full.jpg)

Too expensive to use longterm, but worth trying just for the novelty. Good taste + the equivalent of a scoop of protein, and slow-burning carbs for the workout a couple of hours later.

I don't drink much water anymore. Maybe 5-6 glasses a day, with the gym included. I find compressing sodium to < 1K/day and cycling out carbs makes my thirst drop to nearly nothing. And the less I drink, the more defined I look.

Why not just make oatmeal like normal and drink a protein shake?
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: TEH boob on February 17, 2014, 08:59:55 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha  ;D ;D ;D

Don't worry I'm still forced to drink a cup of good old instant when I visit my Aunty

Frappé?
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: BigCyp on February 17, 2014, 09:23:49 AM
Frappé?

Never!!!

Always, volcanically hot nescafe instant, which is too hot to drink, and too bad to let cool down enough so you can taste it  :-\
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: TEH boob on February 17, 2014, 09:28:43 AM
Never!!!

Always, volcanically hot nescafe instant, which is too hot to drink, and too bad to let cool down enough so you can taste it  :-\

Lol great description. Frappes are sooo good though...come to the Greek side
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: Ron on February 17, 2014, 09:32:02 AM

I love coffee - regular with some french vanilla creamer.  But mixing it with protein isn't bad if it is cold. 

I do however prefer them separate.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 17, 2014, 09:33:05 AM
Too much protein will kill your kidneys. Protein is overrated.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: BigCyp on February 17, 2014, 09:36:00 AM
I love coffee - regular with some french vanilla creamer.  But mixing it with protein isn't bad if it is cold. 

I do however prefer them separate.


You are a fine man Ron.

Anyone gives you a coffee without creamer, you just let me know.
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: BigCyp on February 17, 2014, 09:37:28 AM
Lol great description. Frappes are sooo good though...come to the Greek side

Eiste Ellines?
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: TEH boob on February 17, 2014, 09:58:14 AM
Eiste Ellines?

Mitera mou eivai elliniki...mono milaw ligaiki ellinika. Emai amerikana

My Greek is terrible lol....
Title: Re: JavaPro - Protein Coffee
Post by: TEH boob on February 17, 2014, 09:59:53 AM
Bigcyp feel free to correct my horrific grammar and bad conjugations  :)