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Title: Norwegians Beautiful Prison Island
Post by: Skorp1o on February 19, 2014, 12:57:06 AM

On Bastoy prison island in Norway, the prisoners, some of whom are murderers and rapists, live in conditions that critics brand 'cushy' and 'luxurious'. Jan Petter Vala, who is serving a prison sentence for murder, has hands the size of dinner plates and shoulders like those of an ox. In an alcoholic rage, he used his brutish strength to strangle his girlfriend to death a few years ago.

There's a beach where prisoners sunbathe in the summer, plenty of good fishing spots, a sauna and tennis courts. Horses roam gravel roads. Some of the 115 prisoners here -- all men and serving time for murder, rape and trafficking heroin, among other crimes -- stay in wooden cottages, painted cheery red. They come and go as they please. Others live in "The Big House," a white mansion on a hill that, on the inside, looks like a college dorm. A chicken lives in the basement, a guard said, and provides eggs for the inmates.

When you ask the cook what's for dinner, he offers up menu choices like "fish balls with white sauce, with shrimps" and "everything from chicken con carne to salmon."

Plenty of people would pay to vacation in a place like this.

(http://todayilearned.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bastoy-prison-on-an-island-in-norway.jpg)


Prisoners live in bungalows where flat screen TVs and sofas and fully kitted out, with decking for sunbathing...etc

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3v0XbuTI9xQ/S8hShMv-4UI/AAAAAAAAA20/BBABS9jqYr8/s1600/IMG_7704.JPG)

Title: Re: Norwegians Beautiful Prison Island
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 19, 2014, 12:58:43 AM
lets go commit some unsavory deeds to get to this vacation zone skorpio
Title: Re: Norwegians Beautiful Prison Island
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 19, 2014, 01:02:17 AM
lets go commit some unsavory deeds to get to this vacation zone skorpio

ROFL

If only I was a filthy Muslim.... I could wreak some havoc and get sent on a decade long vacation in Scandinavia.  :o
Title: Re: Norwegians Beautiful Prison Island
Post by: falco on February 19, 2014, 03:54:50 AM
Are booty calls alowed? Can they access getbig'
Title: Re: Norwegians Beautiful Prison Island
Post by: Skorp1o on February 19, 2014, 04:13:35 AM
They have internet and can tap their wives and girlfriends all day long:

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'This prison is much better for me because now with access to a computer and the internet I can continue the sociology dissertation I was writing before I was arrested.

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Inmates are allowed day-long visits from their wives and girlfriends.
Title: Re: Norwegians Beautiful Prison Island
Post by: nasht5 on February 19, 2014, 07:14:51 AM
send me a brochore.
Title: Re: Norwegians Beautiful Prison Island
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 19, 2014, 07:17:18 AM
All nice but they seemed to omit the daily anal rape.
Title: Re: Norwegians Beautiful Prison Island
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 19, 2014, 07:19:15 AM
I saw a documentary about a prison isle. Not sure if it was the same 'prison', but it was somewhere in Scandinavia.
I understand that these 'punishments' are debatable, but we should realize that many of these prisoners will leave the prison (or this isle) one day (murderers don't deserve this IMO, but that's another debate).
Criminologists explained that most of these former detainees behaved much better after their detention than 'normal' prisoners.
Title: Re: Norwegians Beautiful Prison Island
Post by: Irongrip400 on February 19, 2014, 07:19:54 AM
ROFL

If only I was a filthy Muslim.... I could wreak some havoc and get sent on a decade long vacation in Scandinavia.  :o

No fucking shit.  Brevick shot the wrong people.

But....

All nice but they seemed to omit the daily anal rape.


I saw a documentary about a prison isle. Not sure if it was the same 'prison', but it was somewhere in Scandinavia.
I understand that these 'punishments' are debatable, but we should realize that many of these prisoners will leave the prison (or this isle) one day (murderers don't deserve this IMO, but that's another debate).
Criminologists explained that most of these former detainees behaved much better after their detention than 'normal' prisoners.

Probably because they are white men there (from what I gather from the pics).  From what I understand they don't imprison the North African trash, as they know no better... :-\
Title: Re: Norwegians Beautiful Prison Island
Post by: snx on February 19, 2014, 07:20:14 AM
All nice but they seemed to omit the daily anal rape.

That said, if it's going to happen, you should at least have a picturesque locale for the event, wouldn't you say?