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Title: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Army of One on February 19, 2014, 04:47:53 PM
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Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Mr Anabolic on February 19, 2014, 04:50:38 PM
He has a fluffer especially for this scene.  Kept him large in a semi-flaccid state.
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: TrueGrit on February 19, 2014, 04:53:35 PM
Three legs?
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: TEMPER on February 19, 2014, 06:35:05 PM
I was listening to one of the morning radio shows one time and they had on the "Sex and the City" lady the blonde cougar type one Kim Cattrall.

Well Kim Cattrall said she dated Nissan and quote  "he had a thing like an Evian water bottle." So..


(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/22/article-2329202-19F1318B000005DC-364_306x423.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/24/article-2105686-11E252BD000005DC-411_634x315.jpg)
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: TrueGrit on February 19, 2014, 06:37:11 PM
Dated Nissan? Usually those little yellow fellas got fun size at best!
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Knooger on February 19, 2014, 06:42:57 PM
Spectacular penis, would not sit on.
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: TEMPER on February 19, 2014, 06:44:45 PM
Dated Nissan? Usually those little yellow fellas got fun size at best!

Standard Nissan...

(http://www.autotribute.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Nissan-Micra-Small-Car-Canada.jpg)

Liam Nissan...

(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/12/e4/60/12e4600b73e76f0c63155e611904a760.jpg)
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: sagittal chest on February 19, 2014, 06:57:23 PM
Willem Dafoe is also supposedly so well endowed that the director of "Antichrist" insisted they use a fake penis for the nude scene because his real penis "freaked everyone out" LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Schnauzer on February 19, 2014, 07:01:26 PM
Schindler's Cock
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Knooger on February 19, 2014, 07:02:47 PM
Willem Dafoe is also supposedly so well endowed that the director of "Antichrist" insisted they use a fake penis for the nude scene because his real penis "freaked everyone out" LOL  ;D

Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: evandatp on February 19, 2014, 07:33:04 PM
He has a fluffer especially for this scene.  Kept him large in a semi-flaccid state.
Just start your 'Penis Don' thread already; you've shown your expertise.
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: sagittal chest on February 19, 2014, 07:47:10 PM


Great find!
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: POB on February 19, 2014, 08:34:09 PM
Great find!

Lol, how does one come across a swinging dong in the rain? ;D
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: sagittal chest on February 19, 2014, 08:36:27 PM
Lol, how does one come across a swinging dong in the rain? ;D


I don't know. How does someone come across this?

http://vimeo.com/m/49333930

"Cocaine is a helluva drug"
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Desolate on February 20, 2014, 12:45:09 AM
Liam is rumored to have a 12" dong when erect.

Pretty much confirmed by Julia Roberts and Barbra Streisand. Streisand supposedly went on and on about it to anyone who would listen.
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: BAST on February 20, 2014, 12:58:21 AM
(http://yeeeah.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/FP_8150745_BIG_NeesonLiam_WetSpot_03_08-530x714.jpg)
(http://i32.tinypic.com/ehj7h2.jpg)
(http://simply-showbiz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/liam-neeson-pee-nationalturk-0287.jpg)


guy is so confident with his cock that he thinks nothing of urinating himself in public.   8)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/teenrofltoo/liam-neeson-peed-his-pants-40vx
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Desolate on February 20, 2014, 01:09:16 AM
Seems to have a leaky bladder like Tony Siragusa. ;D

(http://i61.tinypic.com/4qn7yq.jpg)


Needs some... ;)

(http://i57.tinypic.com/kd6cuc.jpg)
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 20, 2014, 01:18:14 AM
Willem Dafoe is also supposedly so well endowed that the director of "Antichrist" insisted they use a fake penis for the nude scene because his real penis "freaked everyone out" LOL  ;D

(http://www.miscupload.com/upload/204877827770233085379760.gif)
(http://www.miscupload.com/upload/204877827770233085379760.gif)
(http://www.miscupload.com/upload/204877827770233085379760.gif)
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Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: King Shizzo on February 20, 2014, 01:26:01 AM
Liam Neeson can piss his pants all he wants. The dude is an in-demand action star at like 70.

His movies are fucking good too.
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: jr on February 20, 2014, 01:30:17 AM
Great every day penis, easy to maintain without a ton of jelqs
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Dr.J on February 20, 2014, 04:08:36 AM
Impresive
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Mr Anabolic on February 20, 2014, 05:05:34 AM
Liam is rumored to have a 12" dong when erect.

Pretty much confirmed by Julia Roberts and Barbra Streisand. Streisand supposedly went on and on about it to anyone who would listen.

If you told women your dick is 12", they'd all believe it.

Most women do not know how big/small an inch is.
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Darren Avey on February 20, 2014, 05:10:37 AM
Tyson apparently has a 14 incher according to Robin Givens
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: StreetSoldier4U on February 20, 2014, 05:11:21 AM
Liam Neeson can piss his pants all he wants. The dude is an in-demand action star at like 70.

His movies are fucking good too.

I was just thinking that the other day.   A commercial for his new movie was on tv and it occurred to me that he is having a resurgence in his acting career in the unlikeliest of genre, action films.  
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2014, 05:17:41 AM
I was listening to one of the morning radio shows one time and they had on the "Sex and the City" lady the blonde cougar type one Kim Cattrall.

Well Kim Cattrall said she dated Nissan and quote  "he had a thing like an Evian water bottle." So..

Did she date Masujiro Hashimoto or Meitaro Takeuchi?

Which one of the Nissan-founders was it?

Or maybe the whole crew?
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Desolate on February 20, 2014, 06:21:59 AM
If you told women your dick is 12", they'd all believe it.

Most women do not know how big/small an inch is.

Google the words "Liam Neeson's penis" and you'll see.
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2014, 06:29:27 AM
Drunk Liam Neeson with Ramparts Fishburne

(http://test.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/liam_neeson_1_wenn2939657.jpg)
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: bigmc on February 20, 2014, 06:30:34 AM
so ultimately what we are saying

is that army of come

is typing big swinging cocks into the internetz

for "research" purposes
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: falco on February 20, 2014, 07:15:41 AM
I have been laughing like crazy since this morning at this thread.

Great job guys! :D
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Irongrip400 on February 20, 2014, 07:25:05 AM
I have been laughing jacking off like crazy since this morning at this thread.

Great job guys! :D

Fucking queer ;D
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Sam on February 20, 2014, 07:30:06 AM
Tyson apparently has a 14 incher according to Robin Givens

She was talking about his wallet
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: falco on February 20, 2014, 07:43:27 AM
Fucking queer ;D

you forgot "fixed" ;)
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2014, 07:44:53 AM
you forgot "fixed" ;)

Fucking fixed  ;D
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Irongrip400 on February 20, 2014, 08:09:34 AM
you forgot "fixed" ;)

 :D
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Thick Nick on February 20, 2014, 11:41:57 AM
There is a disturbing lack of "no homo's" in this thread.
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 20, 2014, 12:11:15 PM
There is a disturbing lack of "no homo's" in this thread.

Lmao...not even one!
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: TrueGrit on February 20, 2014, 12:12:10 PM
To say no homo is the ultimate in homo.
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: JamesRustles on February 20, 2014, 12:23:16 PM
just when I started thinking that getbig wasn't gay anymore...
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: hench on February 20, 2014, 01:06:41 PM
Defoe is a freaky looking fucker. What movie is this gif from?

(http://www.miscupload.com/upload/204877827770233085379760.gif)
(http://www.miscupload.com/upload/204877827770233085379760.gif)
(http://www.miscupload.com/upload/204877827770233085379760.gif)
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Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: TEMPER on February 20, 2014, 01:58:50 PM
Tyson apparently has a 14 incher according to Robin Givens

She was forced to say such things under constant threat of bodily destruction.
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 20, 2014, 05:30:09 PM
Defoe is a freaky looking fucker. What movie is this gif from?


The Smile Man, short film (9:00). The entire video is on youtube:
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Schnauzer on February 20, 2014, 05:51:18 PM
Liam Neeson got AIDS from an African prostitute

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Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: irishdave on February 20, 2014, 05:58:18 PM
Very homo thread can't stop laughing quality responses
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Army of One on February 20, 2014, 06:03:09 PM
Micheal Fassbender vs Liam Neeson light sabre fight using glow in the dark condoms, who wins this epic battle? (No homo)

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rkz55h1N1qe02k9.gif)
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Mr Anabolic on February 20, 2014, 06:09:08 PM
Obvious by the responses that many Getbig members have little baby dicks.  I feel sorry for you guys.
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: sagittal chest on February 20, 2014, 06:09:24 PM
PK: William Dafoe, and I think you've mentioned this in another interview, is probably the worst therapist in the history of movies. How would you advise him to treat the Charlotte Gainsbourgh character, and what does he do wrong?
Lars Von Trier: Yeah, first of all, I have been undergoing this cognitive therapy for three years, and it's I think it's quite typical for me to be sarcastic. You can say that one of the main ideas behind any treatment of this also is that a fear is a thought, and, you know, it doesn't change reality. You can say in the film it's changed reality. All that was kind of what you could read up about the film. I wouldn't let him treat her in any other way than with his dick, he has an enormous dick, but that maybe I took also...he's extremely well-equipped. And we had to kind of take the scenes out of the film, we had a stand-in for him, we had to take the scenes out with his own dick.

PK: Hold on —-You had a stand-in dick? You had to have a stand in dick for Dafoe?

LV: Yes, yes, we had to have, because Will's own was too big.

PK: Too big to fit in the screen?

LV: (laughs) No, too big because everybody got very confused when they saw it.

PK: People would get intimidated. Especially when he starts-

LV: Especially when he-

PK: When he ejaculates blood, that was uh-

LV: Oh yeah, yeah. That was the double.

PK: It's quite a trick.

(http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/willem-dafoe-the-fault-in-our-stars-gi.jpg)
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 20, 2014, 06:14:20 PM
Micheal Fassbender vs Liam Neeson light sabre fight using glow in the dark condoms, who wins this epic battle? (No homo)

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rkz55h1N1qe02k9.gif)

dude your posting gifs of guys swinging dicks.  you can "no homo" a thousand times.....you might want to have a little talk with yourself
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: TrueGrit on February 20, 2014, 06:15:02 PM
That's a semi.
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: sagittal chest on February 20, 2014, 06:15:58 PM
dude your posting gifs of guys swinging dicks.  you can "no homo" a thousand times.....you might want to have a little talk with yourself

Haha sounds like "The Effercescent" is intimidated by a large swinging dick. Definitely not dick DON material.
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: Army of One on February 20, 2014, 06:20:27 PM
dude your posting gifs of guys swinging dicks.  you can "no homo" a thousand times.....you might want to have a little talk with yourself

I did that, a little voice in my head said it was only gay if I wanted it to be, I pondered this revelation for many hours until I came to the conclusion that I didn't want it to be.I shall be discussing this with my psychologist tomorrow, his name is Leroy, a large strapping Black man with the muscles of a Greek god, who wears tight jeans that cling to the leg like a glove, revealing a large ebony appendage. (No homo)
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: sagittal chest on February 20, 2014, 06:24:04 PM
Micheal Fassbender vs Liam Neeson light sabre fight using glow in the dark condoms, who wins this epic battle? (No homo)

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rkz55h1N1qe02k9.gif)

Looks like a semi. X2

Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: falco on February 21, 2014, 03:46:28 AM
Micheal Fassbender vs Liam Neeson light sabre fight using glow in the dark condoms, who wins this epic battle? (No homo)

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rkz55h1N1qe02k9.gif)

This was from the movie Shame right?
Nice and somewhat funny the guy's obcession.
Title: Re: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
Post by: MikMaq on February 21, 2014, 05:31:08 AM
Liam neeson one of hollywoods true alpha males, no bullshit getting on gear in his 50`s, getting a nose job or nothing.