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Title: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Wolfox on February 21, 2014, 03:11:05 PM
Dude spent a year in the hole because the guards were afraid of him being a pro mma fighter. He already had a few screws loose going in now he's just a full blow getbigger.

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Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Icelord on February 21, 2014, 03:18:30 PM
that's what women 18-35 want though
an alpha who speaks in profanities and wants to fight every time some guy's shoulder brushes his partner's
and of course
the obligatory tapout shirts and m3
with turbo boost and a state of the art sound system
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Parker on February 21, 2014, 03:32:46 PM
Dude spent a year in the hole because the guards were afraid of him being a pro mma fighter. He already had a few screws loose going in now he's just a full blow getbigger.

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hahahaha, "If I wasn't on probation.."
And his shirt...
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: galeniko on February 21, 2014, 03:37:02 PM
haha "this skinny white little bitch"

Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Shockwave on February 21, 2014, 03:40:11 PM
Dude spent a year in the hole because the guards were afraid of him being a pro mma fighter. He already had a few screws loose going in now he's just a full blow getbigger.

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Dude... what a dipshit.
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Wez on February 21, 2014, 03:41:44 PM
He should put les "chalk" up his nose.....speed freak.
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: TEH boob on February 21, 2014, 03:51:14 PM
Lol @ "but I go to 24hr fitness because there are lots of cute girls"
"im gonna make a smooooothie with bananas and straaaaawberries"

 this guys a loser
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: sagittal chest on February 21, 2014, 04:02:02 PM
Hahaha Ironically he is a beta male.
Too poor to get a real gym membership, and has to resort to harassing old men at the fitness place.
And on top of that gets kicked out by said old man.
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Icelord on February 21, 2014, 04:03:05 PM
Hahaha Ironically he is a beta male.
Too poor to get a real gym membership, and has to resort to harassing old men at the fitness place.
And on top of that gets kicked out by said old man.
lol that's beta?
you can say he's trying too hard and wants attention with this shitty video
but no way that guy can't pull 15 numbers in a club on a sat. night if he just tilts his hat to the side, wears wristbands
and an underarmor shirt around his twink abs
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: sagittal chest on February 21, 2014, 04:05:18 PM
lol that's beta?
you can say he's trying too hard and wants attention with this shitty video
but no way that guy can't pull 15 numbers in a club on a sat. night if he just tilts his hat to the side, wears wristbands
and an underarmor shirt around his twink abs

He might be considered some kind of alpha in the world of lowlifes and trash, but to the people that count - the people like the old man that got him kicked out of the 24 hour fitness, the owners that owned him, and anyone with a bit of class - he is on the bottom of the social ladder.
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Wolfox on February 21, 2014, 04:20:34 PM
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Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Fortress on February 21, 2014, 05:16:56 PM
Dude needs to drop more F-bombs.  ::)

This here is why population control on a major scale needs to be put into place.

The man is of very low intellect and with zero impulse control. He's far too ready to become violent at every turn.

Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on February 21, 2014, 05:26:41 PM
Dude spent a year in the hole because the guards were afraid of him being a pro mma fighter. He already had a few screws loose going in now he's just a full blow getbigger.

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what a complete douche....rules are rules guy same rules that gave your people equals rights.    only a punk bitch talks like that.. I was SOOO MAD  I WAS GONNA GONNA GONNA...  BUllshit guy  If I wasn't on probation... IF this was the old days.. guy If... IF.. IF my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle.. Big fucking IF BRO
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Fortress on February 21, 2014, 05:27:55 PM
what a complete douche....rules are rules guy same rules that gave your people equals rights.    only a punk bitch talks like that.. I was SOOO MAD  I WAS GONNA GONNA GONNA...  BUllshit guy  If I wasn't on probation... IF this was the old days.. guy If... IF.. IF my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle.. Big fucking IF BRO

Guys like this need to be dropped, point black. Either with a brutal punch or a bullet.
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Europe on February 21, 2014, 05:29:55 PM
Man I feel you for Americans.. this is what's wrong with the new generation.
The American Brainwashing(Idiocracy program) has worked, some of the greatest human beings I've met where from the USA, but these new kids really want to go back to barbarism!!
I wished he'd run his mouth like this in Russia, Brazil or Colombia.
Warmachine needs to get humbled!
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on February 21, 2014, 05:31:33 PM
Man I feel you for Americans.. this is what's wrong with the new generation. Brainwashing has worked, some of the greatest human beings I've met where from the USA!
These new kids want to go back to barbarism!! I wished he'd run his mouth like this in Russia, Brazil or Colombia. Warmachine needs to get humbled!
exactly,,, you think this bitch would walk through Russia talking like this??? or Kingston Jamaica   
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Shockwave on February 21, 2014, 05:31:40 PM
Dude needs to drop more F-bombs.  ::)

This here is why population control on a major scale needs to be put into place.

The man is of very low intellect and with zero impulse control. He's far too ready to become violent at every turn.


Seriously.  I swear a TON.... when I think 'fuck, man this dude needs to throttle back on his f bombs', its gotta be bad.

the dude said the f bomb so many time it made his sentence unintelligible.
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Mawse on February 21, 2014, 05:34:22 PM
I suspect that none of this exciting tale ever actually happened.

none of the 24 hours I go to give a crap what you do, they don't pay the redshirts enough to care.
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: RRKore on February 21, 2014, 05:34:46 PM
Surprised more folks here are acquainted with mediocre MMA fighter "War Machine".  

Probably many more GB'ers know his porn-star girlfriend Christy Mack.

If I get bored, I'll find and post a hilarious twitter war some 4Chan guys had with War Machine.  Holy shit, the things they were saying about Christy Mack (and War Machine's predictably psycho reactions) had me dying...
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Shockwave on February 21, 2014, 05:37:27 PM
Surprised more folks here are acquainted with mediocre MMA fighter "War Machine".  

Probably many more GB'ers know his porn-star girlfriend Christy Mack.

If I get bored, I'll find and post a hilarious twitter war some 4Chan guys had with War Machine.  Holy shit, the things they were saying about Christy Mack (and War Machine's predictably psycho reactions) had me dying...
thats Macks bf? I thought he was white? It was funny I guess she said shed never fuck a black dude and a bunch of brothas freaked out

didnt she get 'war machine' tattood on her? Dumbass
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Icelord on February 21, 2014, 05:37:33 PM
Guys like this need to be dropped, point black. Either with a brutal punch or a bullet.
lol
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Parker on February 21, 2014, 05:40:07 PM
Lol @ "but I go to 24hr fitness because there are lots of cute girls"
"im gonna make a smooooothie with bananas and straaaaawberries"

 this guys a loser
24 hour fitness seems to be Where The Wild Things Are.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8d/Where_The_Wild_Things_Are_(book)_cover.jpg)
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: RRKore on February 21, 2014, 05:40:13 PM
exactly,,, you think this bitch would walk through Russia talking like this??? or Kingston Jamaica   

Un, actually the train wreck that is "War Machine" (real name Jon Koppenhaver) probably would.  He's not sane.

http://www.cagepotato.com/war-machine-returning-mma-april-still-out-his-damn-mind/ (http://www.cagepotato.com/war-machine-returning-mma-april-still-out-his-damn-mind/)
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: RRKore on February 21, 2014, 05:45:43 PM
thats Macks bf? I thought he was white? It was funny I guess she said shed never fuck a black dude and a bunch of brothas freaked out

didnt she get 'war machine' tattood on her? Dumbass

I think he is mostly white.  He's looking a lot more ghetto than he used to:
(http://www.opposingviews.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/300x250/bellator_22.jpg)
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Wolfox on February 21, 2014, 05:49:41 PM
I suspect that none of this exciting tale ever actually happened.

none of the 24 hours I go to give a crap what you do, they don't pay the redshirts enough to care.

Naw I don't doubt this dudes story but yeah in my experience of the 24 hr fitnesses ive been to they don't give a shit what you do. Their job is work the front desk and rerack people's weights.  
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Mawse on February 21, 2014, 05:52:57 PM
Naw I don't doubt this dudes story but yeah in my experience of the 24 hr fitnesses ive been to they don't give a shit what you do. Their job is work the front desk and rerack people's weights.  

exactly, maybe in a Super Sport they might care, but otherwise no. I routinely use duct tape, chalk, carry my gym bag, film heavy sets and I've never had anyone complain.. even the managers walk by and don't care.
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on February 21, 2014, 05:56:03 PM
I think he is mostly white.  He's looking a lot more ghetto than he used to:
(http://www.opposingviews.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/300x250/bellator_22.jpg)
you cannot proceed in this world unless you conform    he will fail
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Parker on February 21, 2014, 05:58:56 PM
Naw I don't doubt this dudes story but yeah in my experience of the 24 hr fitnesses ive been to they don't give a shit what you do. Their job is work the front desk and rerack people's weights.  
it wasn't them really, it was a dude who had a problem with it, and wanted to be the "gym police". Had "alpha male" handled that situation differently...there would be no video.
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on February 21, 2014, 06:01:19 PM
 8)
it wasn't them really, it was a dude who had a problem with it, and wanted to be the "gym police". Had "alpha male" handles that situation differently...there would be no video.
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: jr on February 21, 2014, 06:25:54 PM
Dude spent a year in the hole because the guards were afraid of him being a pro mma fighter. He already had a few screws loose going in now he's just a full blow getbigger.

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Joe Rogaine needs to calm the hell down
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Shockwave on February 21, 2014, 06:43:53 PM
Dude looks like a mexican banger in the vid.

racial identity crisis of peace.
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: BAST on February 21, 2014, 07:04:11 PM
Great thread by the Squadfather. 

his gf is porn star Christy Mack, so maybe he's angry that he has to taste male pornstar dick when she comes home from work?

(http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/war-machine-christy-mack.jpg)
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: RRKore on February 22, 2014, 05:52:32 PM
Great thread by the Squadfather. 

his gf is porn star Christy Mack, so maybe he's angry that he has to taste male pornstar dick when she comes home from work?

(http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/war-machine-christy-mack.jpg)

Could be.  This story from about 6 months ago would seem to bear that out some:
http://www.cagepotato.com/war-machines-porn-career-jeopardy-after-allegedly-assaulting-girlfriend-agent-and-several-terrified/ (http://www.cagepotato.com/war-machines-porn-career-jeopardy-after-allegedly-assaulting-girlfriend-agent-and-several-terrified/)


War Machine’s Porn Career in Jeopardy After Allegedly Assaulting Girlfriend, Agent, and Several Terrified Partygoers

So did you guys do anything crazy this weekend? Like, maybe beat the shit out of half the guest-list at a porn star’s birthday party? No? Well, you’ll never believe this, but that’s exactly what MMA tabloid hero War Machine did on Saturday night. Multiple reports are coming in, so we’ll try to piece this together from what we have…

— On Saturday night, Machine heads out to a b-day party for adult film actress Brooke Haven, held at a porn studio in Van Nuys. He appears to be in good spirits, though he was reportedly pissed off that his agent, Derek Hay (aka “Ben English”), wasn’t getting him enough work.

— Things quickly turn south when War allegedly punches his girlfriend, Alanah Rae, then drags her outside. This part of the story is hazy because although Terez Owens reports that Rae personally confirmed with him that War Machine decked her, she later went on Twitter to deny it. Still, there seems to be no difference in opinion over what happened next…

— When several of the male party guests confront War Machine about the alleged girlfriend-beating, he freaks out and starts throwing knuckles. Adultfyi.com passes along one eye-witness account:
“War Machine’s own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan’s Ex was KO’d as well & sent to hospital. I never saw anything like it. War Machine was in kill mode. His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down – hard…One guy was clocked and had three teeth knocked out. Another guy — an Asian — had his nose broken.
It seemed that every time someone tried to advise War Machine to mellow out or tried to talk sense to him, they got hit for their efforts. Maybe six guys in all got punched…The incident wound up with War Machine and Derek playing hide and seek with one another around a dumpster. Then at some point, both War Machine and Derek took off when someone threatened to call the cops.”

— Derek Hay is recovering in the hospital. It appears that War Machine has already turned himself in, but he could face a long prison sentence for the assaults — especially when you consider that the dude has priors — and it’s very likely that the 50-60 porn industry figures at the party will never want to work with him again. More to come…
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Icelord on February 22, 2014, 05:56:00 PM
That's alpha. Guy does his trolling in real life, not on getbig.
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: Costanza on February 22, 2014, 06:11:42 PM
I like how he has to temporarily stop his rant every once in a while to slurp on the spit building up in his filthy mouth. Also brutal dentures of peace.
Title: Re: Getbigger goes on rant about 24hr fitness
Post by: thebrink on February 22, 2014, 07:37:13 PM
Guy is still an idiot, he was big on the forums for a while a few years ago then sort of faded away. Good to hear he's doing ok.