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Title: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: TEMPER on February 21, 2014, 08:24:36 PM
I'm counting on you Falcon. Don't let me down.



So...on my 16oz's of grass fed, pasture raised, organic black Angus New York strip..

should I go with the sea salt and fresh ground black pepper, or the garlic salt and pre ground black pepper?

It's in your hands now John..God speed my young son.

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Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: TEMPER on February 21, 2014, 11:04:49 PM
I didn't need your advice at all actually. It was delicious and full of life giving nutrients.

Immediately after ingestion I felt a virile swelling in my groin so I took hold of my wench and thrust upon her this juggernaut heartily forged from granite.

The bovine's tender fleshes dissolved into pure energy in my gut and gave me unimaginable power with my heaves and thrusts.

I made the wench leak juices numerous times and I furiously busted in her, raw no pulling out. My seed is strong from the beef...and my instincts, sharp from the beef, tell me she is now carrying triplets.

She passed out but I was still ablaze from the tren, and beef nutrients in my blood. So I ran 6 miles up a mountain. When I got back she had risen from her pleasure coma and had another beef feast waiting for me. And the cycle shall continue...
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 21, 2014, 11:05:31 PM
Great thread bro, I'd eat it
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on February 22, 2014, 12:18:14 AM
Great thread bro.

Your skill in the art of storytelling rivals the greatest works of Lavar Burton.

Not sure why you cut your NY Strip into little fagget pieces though  ???
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: cephissus on February 22, 2014, 12:21:01 AM
Great thread bro.

Your skill in the art of storytelling rivals the greatest works of Lavar Burton.

Not sure why you cut your NY Strip into little fagget pieces though  ???

x2 what the FUCK man
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: Automation on February 22, 2014, 12:29:53 AM
looking forward to the next chapter....
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: Costanza on February 22, 2014, 12:31:41 AM
Photos of said wench?
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: SF1900 on February 22, 2014, 12:34:12 AM
Youre fucked. Eating all that heme iron.  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on February 22, 2014, 12:39:26 AM
Grass-fed steaks kinda suck.... not worth the extra money
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: TEMPER on February 22, 2014, 02:05:05 AM
Great thread bro.

Your skill in the art of storytelling rivals the greatest works of Lavar Burton.

Not sure why you cut your NY Strip into little fagget pieces though  ???

It's a technique I picked up a few years ago when cooking bulk do chicken the same way.

 I do obviously leave porterhouse and bone-in ribeyes on the bone don't worry. Strips are a bulk steak to me and generally the cheapest cut I buy, so I don't really go nuts on them.

When I'm cooking for 2 or more meals I do 1.5" cubes, turn the skillet as high as possible and do like 30 seconds / shake the pan - and repeat 4 times. Then directly off the heat. Each piece is perfectly rare inside and holds up well to a microwaving later on.


P.s. ROFL @ LAVAR BURTON fucking classic hahha
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 22, 2014, 02:12:57 AM
Grass-fed steaks kinda suck.... not worth the extra money

I read this article about what cuts and recipes you need grass fed, corn fed, or grass and corn for. It was interesting, but now I can't find it.

It was related to the composition of each kind of beef.
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 22, 2014, 02:13:57 AM
Great thread bro.

Your skill in the art of storytelling rivals the greatest works of Lavar Burton.

Not sure why you cut your NY Strip into little fagget pieces though  ???

That's fucking awesome!!!!

READING RAINBOW!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 22, 2014, 04:10:20 AM
Pity the Falcon missed this thread


Could have been some epic advice
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: _aj_ on February 22, 2014, 04:11:58 AM
Not sure why you cut your NY Strip into little fagget pieces though  ???

Jesus Christ. That was my question...where the fuck did the strip go?
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 22, 2014, 04:13:14 AM
Jesus Christ. That was my question...where the fuck did the strip go?

Looks like he made finger food for his ride on the faggot wagon.
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: Marty Champions on February 22, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
temper looking healthy (https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3mAMZ__8u3HpYBKxkROf_YwPZVifrSzJh_mXHSCtl5Utzy5n33Q)
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: _aj_ on February 22, 2014, 04:17:42 AM
My butcher has recently been upping his ante with his marinaded steak tips. The marinade is great, and he started offering sirloin tips. Good, good.

Last night, I went in for a couple of (yep) sirloin strips that I was gonna grill whole outside in 2.5 feet of snow, because fuck yeah.

Then I saw that he now was carrying fucking filet mignon tips in the marinade for $3 more a pound. Oh yeah, were they special.

Even got enough for a man's lunch today after my workout.
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: Marty Champions on February 22, 2014, 04:27:56 AM
actually im kinda dissapointed you had enough time on your hands to make this thread (and really for what benefit?) , ill post something useful later on that is interesting stay tuned
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 22, 2014, 04:56:56 AM
actually im kinda dissapointed you had enough time on your hands to make this thread (and really for what benefit?) , ill post something useful later on that is interesting stay tuned

we're all sitting at the edge of our seats. Don't let us down, Falcone.
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: Radical Plato on February 22, 2014, 05:08:49 AM
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Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on February 22, 2014, 08:02:19 AM
My butcher has recently been upping his ante with his marinaded steak tips. The marinade is great, and he started offering sirloin tips. Good, good.

Last night, I went in for a couple of (yep) sirloin strips that I was gonna grill whole outside in 2.5 feet of snow, because fuck yeah.

Then I saw that he now was carrying fucking filet mignon tips in the marinade for $3 more a pound. Oh yeah, were they special.

Even got enough for a man's lunch today after my workout.

Sirloin is my absolute Favorite steak  8)
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on February 22, 2014, 08:03:05 AM
It's a technique I picked up a few years ago when cooking bulk do chicken the same way.

 I do obviously leave porterhouse and bone-in ribeyes on the bone don't worry. Strips are a bulk steak to me and generally the cheapest cut I buy, so I don't really go nuts on them.

When I'm cooking for 2 or more meals I do 1.5" cubes, turn the skillet as high as possible and do like 30 seconds / shake the pan - and repeat 4 times. Then directly off the heat. Each piece is perfectly rare inside and holds up well to a microwaving later on.


P.s. ROFL @ LAVAR BURTON fucking classic hahha

That's fucking awesome!!!!

READING RAINBOW!!!  ;D

I'm just glad somebody got that reference  ;D
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on February 22, 2014, 09:06:04 AM
I read this article about what cuts and recipes you need grass fed, corn fed, or grass and corn for. It was interesting, but now I can't find it.

It was related to the composition of each kind of beef.

If you want a great steak, get grain-fed..... cows that are grass-fed move around too much and usually didn't get to develop good marbling. 

Get grass-fed ground beef, stew meat, chili meat--anything where it doesn't have to be naturally tender.
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: _aj_ on February 22, 2014, 09:15:34 AM
If you want a great steak, get grain-fed..... cows that are grass-fed move around too much and usually didn't get to develop good marbling. 

Get grass-fed ground beef, stew meat, chili meat--anything where it doesn't have to be naturally tender.

I like my beef to still have Finaplix pellets in it..
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: ChristopherA on February 22, 2014, 09:16:35 AM
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The picture of health! Yes, yes, vegatarian diets for us all! Looks like Shizzo with hair
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on February 22, 2014, 09:51:41 AM
I like my beef to still have Finaplix pellets in it..

Are you saying you like the look tren gives your favorite muscle studs :D
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: _aj_ on February 22, 2014, 12:03:57 PM
Are you saying you like the look tren gives your favorite muscle studs :D

Absolutely, and I hope it transfers to me!
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: Shockwave on February 22, 2014, 12:45:43 PM
I really dont like grass fed beef. I dont like the taste at all. I feel like I can actually taste the hrass in yhe meat.
Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: TEMPER on February 22, 2014, 01:49:49 PM
Damn I had no idea cutting up 10$ worth of strip would rustle quite this many jimmies.

I called upon the Falcon because he is the wisest genius to have ever lived. The man has mind power that has afforded him many luxuries in life such as living in a moderate sized trailer home in the foothill of North Carolina, against all odds he is one of the only men in his entire village to have a working computer with lightning fast dial up Internet services usually reserved for heads of state, royalty etc..

Falcon is an immensely powerful giant of a honkey who has been known to do upwards of 2 minutes of various ridiculous moves with 40 lb dumbbells.. He is a true renaissance man if there ever was one. The man is a mogul, a tycoon for christ's sake and a godamn humanitarian.

Between painting, boxing/karate/kumate`, lifting dumbbells near ponds and in the woods, and producing powerfully moving musical compositions he manages to find time to educate us poor naive peasants on advanced string theory, the truth about superior alien beings, nutrition theories and science beyond many Meer mortals pitiful comprehension and enlighten us lucky few on harnessing the power of "eating a shit ton of potatoes at night" etc.

The man is a world renowned legend. Thank you Johnny for everything. Looking forward to the knowledge bomb dropping later.

Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: Radical Plato on February 23, 2014, 12:07:45 AM
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Title: Re: Urgent question for Johnny Falcon. Need serious life advices.
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 23, 2014, 12:13:48 AM
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Matthew Mcconaugay looking thick

Sirloin is my absolute Favorite steak  8)

TOO LEAN  :-X :-X :-X

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