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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: sarcasm on January 13, 2006, 06:27:04 PM
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was thinking back to some of the crazy shit i used to go through to sneak food in on the job like putting chicken and rice and other stuff in my pants pockets and eating, hahaha, crazy shit, let's hear some stories.
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was thinking back to some of the crazy shit i used to go through to sneak food in on the job like putting chicken and rice and other stuff in my pants pockets and eating, hahaha, crazy shit, let's hear some stories.
i've heard terrible stories about walmart how many years did you work there ?
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I eat all I want & still have 12% bodyfat & a 34" waist:
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i can't really recall anythign righ anow
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I once ate the arse out of a low flying duck I was that hungry !!!!
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hahahashahahahsashish
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smoke weed
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I heard Rodney St. Cloud used to eat as much cock on the job as he could possibly get down.
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I heard Rodney St. Cloud used to eat as much cock on the job as he could possibly get down.
hahahahaha, he was a MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I was once on set(just an extra for now) for a movie thats coming out, they didn't have a lot of food and the food was crap so i brougth a protein shake with me. Since I was on set I wasn't aloud to go back to where they kept the clothes. But I still did ;D cause I was exhausted not eating for like 8 hours. But the thing that pisses me off the most is that they make shakes and smoothes for the actors!! >:(
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At one time I wanted to weigh 300 and bench press 600. One of my ideas included setting my alarm clock for midnight & 3am, waking up & drinking a 1000-1250 calorie shake. I guess it sort of worked. Didn't make 300 (made 283-285). Didn't bench press 600 (made 250 kgs or 551 lbs @273 bw).
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when i was a bouncer at one nightclub that wouldnt let us eat on the job
(MIKE MATTARAZZOS wife was a bartender there)
Mike had just won the USA'S and he told me to take my food in the mens room and eat it in a bathroom stall and they couldnt do anything about it
i did just that and used that "trick" wherever they wouldnt let us eat on the job
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when i was a bouncer at one nightclub that wouldnt let us eat on the job
(MIKE MATTARAZZOS wife was a bartender there)
Mike had just won the USA'S and he told me to take my food in the mens room and eat it in a bathroom stall and they couldnt do anything about it
i did just that and used that "trick" wherever they wouldnt let us eat on the job
i used to do that too, also used to hide food in different places and stop off and eat it.
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I just ate it and when anyone would complain I would say "if everyone takes a smoke break I'm entitled to my eating break so fuck off!"
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If you can demonstrate to any firm that you bring more value to the organization than you cost-
and purposely define the structure of your position as loosely as possible-
you can get away with eating on the job, lifting at lunch, sleeping in, etc.
You just have to keep subtly letting the boss know how much money you're making for him.
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Every time i wake up to go to take a piss, I make myself a protein shake (not in the bathroom) ;)
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Every time i wake up to go to take a piss, I make myself a protein shake (not in the bathroom) ;)
that's a given
(been doing that for years now)
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Here's the trick to eat on the job whenever you want:
Once your hired (and only after your hired), you inform the bossman that you're hypoglycemic (boarderline diabetic). You say you're required to eat every 3 hours to maintain your blood sugar levels.
The boss will let you eat, i assure you. He'll fear a lawsuit and various federal equal opportunity employment violations. The only risk is that you're not really hypoglycemic. But, he won't be asking you for proof.
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I'm only young and work at a supermarket and my supervisors are idiots so ill just grab some sandwich turkey and gulp that down, then go grab a diet coke or water or something .. free of charge ;D
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take my food in the mens room and eat it in a bathroom stall and they couldnt do anything about it
i did just that and used that "trick" wherever they wouldnt let us eat on the job
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Did you ever mistaken diarrhea in the can for beef stew?
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Where the hell do you people work that you can't eat?
At real jobs you can pretty much eat in your office at your desk whenever you need to, and even at shit jobs you get breaks, don't you?
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Where the hell do you people work that you can't eat?
At real jobs you can pretty much eat in your office at your desk whenever you need to, and even at shit jobs you get breaks, don't you?
I'm in agreement w/ goatboy on this one. What job doesn't let you eat?
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The managers aren't often around me at work so I'll eat whatever a few hours before my meal break. Turkey or ham sandwich, fruit, granola bars, whey shake.. etc.
However I've found that if I eat too frequently (ex: every 2 hours) my appetite goes down and I can't eat as much as if I eat every 3-4 hours total for the day.
My downfall has always been my lack of appetite. Every day I eat meals when eating is the last thing I want to do.
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Mike arvilla has a hat where gatorade is fed into his mouth through small tubes.
It allows him to post on getbig while still maintaining vitamin G levels in his body.
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was thinking back to some of the crazy shit i used to go through to sneak food in on the job like putting chicken and rice and other stuff in my pants pockets and eating, hahaha, crazy shit, let's hear some stories.
hahah what a farce it all became huh ? dave ...ahahahhah good shit