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Title: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: the trainer on February 26, 2014, 03:47:26 PM
Mali in west africa it cost a whopping $2 for a hooker so for all you getbiggers looking to save a buck on women now you know where to go.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: Simple Simon on February 26, 2014, 03:51:35 PM
packing my suitcase
HIV of peace.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: StreetSoldier4U on February 26, 2014, 03:56:54 PM
It's every white mans duty to impregnate a black woman.  There is no other way to end poverty.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: galeniko on February 26, 2014, 03:57:16 PM
well, lets make it more precise.

if you dont want the aidfs and you want the hooker to have a set of teeth and to look somewhat good, bulgaria will be best.


Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: macos on February 26, 2014, 03:59:02 PM
Nam.......$100-10days+nights
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: Simple Simon on February 26, 2014, 04:24:34 PM
you dont get aids from fucking women

you get aids from taking cock up the ass


people just dont admit it but that's how the body works
Thanks Doc.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: Icelord on February 26, 2014, 04:26:50 PM
USA
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: the trainer on February 26, 2014, 04:36:04 PM
to be safe you should not fuck women in the wrong hole either


just confine your anal interests to jacking off all over the keyboard


anal sex kills

Have you ever fucked a girl in the ass its fucking awesome
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: Nails on February 26, 2014, 04:37:13 PM
El Salvador


they do it for free
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: sagittal chest on February 26, 2014, 05:31:38 PM
packing my suitcase

LOL
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: Automation on February 26, 2014, 11:37:17 PM
UK. Just turn up outside a club at closing time. Take your pick from any of the drunken dogs.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: 240 is Back on February 26, 2014, 11:41:43 PM
UK. Just turn up outside a club at closing time. Take your pick from any of the drunken dogs.

the low-hanging fruit.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: hrspwr1 on February 27, 2014, 06:01:26 AM
I once bought a woman an ice cream cone and got a blow job out of it, $1.25  USA, USA, USA !!!
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 27, 2014, 06:11:18 AM
you dont get aids from fucking women

you get aids from taking cock up the ass


people just dont admit it but that's how the body works

ATTENTION ALL NAIVE GETBIGGERS : DO NOT TRUST YOUR LIFE WITH THIS ADVICE.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: gmflex on February 27, 2014, 06:13:21 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: bigmc on February 27, 2014, 06:14:26 AM
well, lets make it more precise.

if you dont want the aidfs and you want the hooker to have a set of teeth and to look somewhat good, bulgaria will be best.




sounds like another trip planned  8)
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: Ronnie Rep on February 27, 2014, 06:18:10 AM
you dont get aids from fucking women

you get aids from taking cock up the ass


people just dont admit it but that's how the body works
Spreading the truth!
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 27, 2014, 06:23:52 AM
well, lets make it more precise.

if you dont want the aidfs and you want the hooker to have a set of teeth and to look somewhat good, bulgaria will be best.




what about hungary?
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: forillagorilla on February 27, 2014, 06:26:13 AM
you dont get aids from fucking women

you get aids from taking cock up the ass


people just dont admit it but that's how the body works

The boy that avoided having you raise him hit the lottery - because not only are you worthless and a total pussy - you are on dumb fucker too. Hopefully the kid will find a REAL father to raise him and help him become a success as a man.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 27, 2014, 06:28:45 AM
The boy that avoided having you raise him hit the lottery - because not only are you worthless and a total pussy - you are on dumb fucker too. Hopefully the kid will find a REAL father to raise him and help him become a success as a man.
jokes on you bro.

now halo can get his arms as big as he wants without being tied down by a bullshit family man life.

at the end of the day he's just trying to get huge or die trying.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 27, 2014, 06:38:16 AM
it's funny you say that sort of sarcastic/cynical


but i feel like it's true regardless of it sounding like a joke

im being serious man.

when youre 45 years old with no family, a good amount of money, huge mascular arms and an empty lonely bed you know that you have truly succeded in life and you have arrived
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 27, 2014, 06:46:34 AM
(http://speedendurance.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/testosterone-enanthate.jpg)

No sarcasm.

Priorities are in your favor.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: the trainer on February 27, 2014, 06:48:25 AM
im being serious man.

when youre 45 years old with no family, a good amount of money, huge mascular arms and an empty lonely bed you know that you have truly succeded in life and you have arrived

You are brainwashed if you think that in order to be happy you must have a wife and kids that is just stupid thinking.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: StreetSoldier4U on February 27, 2014, 07:18:24 AM
it's a recipe to be miserable

Some people seem to enjoy it but it's not for me.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: Devon97 on February 27, 2014, 11:07:28 AM
Some people seem to enjoy it but it's not for me.

Me neither. Too much work .
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 27, 2014, 01:02:57 PM
packing my suitcase

But yours wedding day with fat 'baby mama' is approaching  ;D
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 27, 2014, 01:07:07 PM
you dont get aids from fucking women

you get aids from taking cock up the ass


people just dont admit it but that's how the body works

Unfortunately Nobel prize for stupidity don't exist, other ways would be (easily) yours  ;D
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 27, 2014, 01:09:11 PM
the aids would have to crawl up your dick hole into your body


how likely is that


as opposed to


getting an injection of aids semen in your colon which absorbs it right in the blood stream



funny ppl still argue any type of sex holds the same risk

 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: jodsy on February 27, 2014, 01:12:31 PM
its ironic that the person who pretends to be analbolichalo is as much of a loser as analbolichalo
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 27, 2014, 01:14:50 PM
but you say it in a sarcastic way


"no family"

"lonely bed"


but it's great


gym everyday

whores every night


sleep late every morning


laugh at joe the working man busting his ass 40-45hrs a week doing a job he hates for a bastard boss to make his naggin wife who refuses blowjobs and disappointing kids some money only to be an ugly worn out piece of human excrement without money or free time at the end of the day NOT EVEN A BLOWJOB

and at the end very fat female supervisor nailed you  ;D
(whats happen with yours "domination" over other workers  :P)
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 27, 2014, 03:20:44 PM
she declined my marriage suggestion

and now she also declined my proposition of 125€ per month for the kid


she said "you will hear from my lawyer" today


i guess that's that

- someone else fuck her much better
- his 'organ' outsizes yours
- 31.25€ per week for child support , get real
- 2014 looks like shit year 4 U
  ;D
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: BigRo on February 27, 2014, 03:44:19 PM
well, lets make it more precise.

if you dont want the aidfs and you want the hooker to have a set of teeth and to look somewhat good, bulgaria will be best.




yeah Bulgarian chicks know how to work the cock and luv long time  :D
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: The_Punisher on February 27, 2014, 03:49:14 PM
Mali in west africa it cost a whopping $2 for a hooker so for all you getbiggers looking to save a buck on women now you know where to go.

Damn, I didn't know buying Aids was that cheap..... ;)
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: the trainer on February 27, 2014, 03:54:12 PM
For all the getbiggers who think mali women are ugly you are in for a shock check this out.

http://www.beautiful-women-pedia.com/beautiful-malian-women.html
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: sagittal chest on February 27, 2014, 03:59:42 PM
but you say it in a sarcastic way


"no family"

"lonely bed"


but it's great


gym everyday

whores every night


sleep late every morning


laugh at joe the working man busting his ass 40-45hrs a week doing a job he hates for a bastard boss to make his naggin wife who refuses blowjobs and disappointing kids some money only to be an ugly worn out piece of human excrement without money or free time at the end of the day NOT EVEN A BLOWJOB

Lol @ being a lazy worthless miserable fuk with no love in his life and nothing to be proud of, spending his welfare check on crack whores and posting about it 24/7 on a bodybuilding board.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: Dr.J on February 27, 2014, 04:34:12 PM
CAN WE GET BACK TO HOOKER PRICES PLEASE
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: the trainer on February 27, 2014, 04:49:33 PM
CAN WE GET BACK TO HOOKER PRICES PLEASE

Closer to home you can fuck a girl with a nice ass in brazil for 20 bucks.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: Icelord on February 27, 2014, 04:52:51 PM
Closer to home you can fuck a girl with a nice ass in brazil for 20 bucks.
comes with anabolichalo's sloppy 2nds tho
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: thebrink on February 27, 2014, 08:41:31 PM
Rwanda is still cheapest of all.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: honest on February 27, 2014, 09:12:36 PM
The boy that avoided having you raise him hit the lottery - because not only are you worthless and a total pussy - you are on dumb fucker too. Hopefully the kid will find a REAL father to raise him and help him become a success as a man.

Uberman is that you  ;D
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: pedro01 on February 27, 2014, 10:20:07 PM
In my  experience being 25 years old with an English accent in Knoxville, TN takes some beating.

I'd put Charlotte, NC close behind that. Nice campus @ the University.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: whitewidow on February 28, 2014, 03:57:30 PM
here in the USA!
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: sagittal chest on March 01, 2014, 01:34:57 PM
My buddy banged a thin Venezualian with a pretty face and no tits for 280.
She wanted 600 originally and I negotiated on his behalf and talked her down. This was in Las Vegas, and 2-300 seems norm there if you don't mind a girl that is pretty attractive but has a few bruises on her knees from being thrown down by her pimp. So id say in terms of practical places to visit, USA/Las Vegas is pretty cheap.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: Simple Simon on March 01, 2014, 01:37:29 PM
My buddy banged a thin Venezualian with a pretty face and no tits for 280.
She wanted 600 originally and I negotiated on his behalf and talked her down. This was in Las Vegas, and 2-300 seems norm there if you don't mind a girl that is pretty attractive but has a few bruises on her knees from being thrown down by her pimp. So id say in terms of practical places to visit, USA/Las Vegas is pretty cheap.

I will wager anal.  :-X
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: sagittal chest on March 01, 2014, 01:53:31 PM
I will wager anal.  :-X

No cumming on face, no anal.
He blew on her arm he said - lol
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: the trainer on March 01, 2014, 02:18:43 PM
My buddy banged a thin Venezualian with a pretty face and no tits for 280.
She wanted 600 originally and I negotiated on his behalf and talked her down. This was in Las Vegas, and 2-300 seems norm there if you don't mind a girl that is pretty attractive but has a few bruises on her knees from being thrown down by her pimp. So id say in terms of practical places to visit, USA/Las Vegas is pretty cheap.

You could spend around 400 to 500 bucks fly down to havana and fuck 10 whores for 300 dollars.
Title: Re: Cheapest Country to get laid
Post by: sagittal chest on March 01, 2014, 03:09:10 PM
You could spend around 400 to 500 bucks fly down to havana and fuck 10 whores for 300 dollars.

That's right - I could do that.
You however are much too poor.   :)