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Title: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 02, 2014, 02:13:49 PM
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Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Wez on March 02, 2014, 02:17:06 PM
The Hills have Eyes 3
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: FermiDirac on March 02, 2014, 02:17:57 PM
Statham outed schmoe?  ???
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: affeman on March 02, 2014, 02:29:13 PM
I was expecting smth funny reading the thread title, then I opened it and was like "Wtf, it's really just Branch meeting Jason Statham". Huge disappointment. ;D
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Army of One on March 02, 2014, 02:33:26 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1510728_414848745327381_1621146804_n.jpg)

You can see the thought has just hit Jason's mind that he now has to go wash his hand
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Nails on March 02, 2014, 02:34:50 PM
Thats not Cleanest Natural 
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: FermiDirac on March 02, 2014, 02:36:45 PM
Branch ain't even outmassing Statham, what an Oompa Loompa. ;D
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Costanza on March 02, 2014, 02:37:11 PM
Bald, ugly and a midget, Branch has hit the undesirable male trifecta.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Nails on March 02, 2014, 02:38:46 PM
Statham outed schmoe?  ???

The Expendables were there at the Arnold Classic
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: affeman on March 02, 2014, 02:39:29 PM
Bald, ugly and a midget, Branch has hit the undesirable male trifecta.

You can still have a great life

(http://dealbreaker.com/uploads/2013/11/111108Berlusconi_5435803.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: FermiDirac on March 02, 2014, 02:40:32 PM
The Expendables were there at the Arnold Classic

Either a PR trick staged by Arnold or they're all confirmed schmoes.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: AD2100 on March 02, 2014, 02:42:26 PM
Bald, ugly and a midget, Branch has hit the undesirable male trifecta.
Nevertheless, he has more money and a hotter wife than you do.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: The Scott on March 02, 2014, 02:43:00 PM
That fake tan stuff has to go.  It looks like they're  wiped down with an old Kiwi shoe polish sponge applicator .  Is tanning so unhealthy for these health conscious individuals?  I still think Branch needs to take a year of so off the drugs and training so his body can recover.  As said before, I bet he's actually a nice guy in person.    Statham?  If he spoke in his film "voice" I don't think I could keep myself from laughing. ;D

Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Nails on March 02, 2014, 02:43:21 PM
You think that FAT LADY IN YELLOW that checked Jay Cutlers Pass a couple days ago at the door , checked Jasons too  ???

Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Skylge on March 02, 2014, 02:45:50 PM
he's rich so no problem

Once his kidneys or heart gives out, he's got a big problem, no matter how much he has in the bank...
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Nails on March 02, 2014, 02:48:52 PM
nothing like walking about town for the next 2 weeks while people think you wash your face with a log of shit
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Teutonic Knight on March 02, 2014, 02:57:43 PM
he's rich so no problem

 are U his accountant
  ;D
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Cableguy on March 02, 2014, 03:31:41 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1510728_414848745327381_1621146804_n.jpg)

Sev looking good there...  :)
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Megalodon on March 02, 2014, 03:32:57 PM
That fake tan stuff has to go.  It looks like they're  wiped down with an old Kiwi shoe polish sponge applicator .  Is tanning so unhealthy for these health conscious individuals?  I still think Branch needs to take a year of so off the drugs and training so his body can recover.  As said before, I bet he's actually a nice guy in person.    Statham?  If he spoke in his film "voice" I don't think I could keep myself from laughing. ;D



It's the lighting. You can light a stage where even an albino will look fantastic.

Conversely, you can also light a stage where you can't even see a dark skinned person.

The perverted promoters are forcing light skinned people to smear their skin with chemicals.

Surely, there is a happy medium that neither favors or damns skin tones.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 02, 2014, 04:06:03 PM
Nobody has mentioned the fact that jason statham is like 5'8.






yikes.
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Post by: forillagorilla on March 02, 2014, 04:08:54 PM
bald manlets sticking up for eachother




Shut up pussy
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: SF1900 on March 02, 2014, 04:21:06 PM
bald manlets sticking up for eachother





The problem is that both of those manlets have better builds than you, more money, and a better looking woman, while you have what looks to be an ugly looking girlfriend or wife, and I am betting you dont have that much money.

They win.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on March 02, 2014, 04:53:23 PM
I was expecting smth funny reading the thread title, then I opened it and was like "Wtf, it's really just Branch meeting Jason Statham". Huge disappointment. ;D

Haha this mirrors my experiences
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: SuperSupplements on March 02, 2014, 05:14:24 PM
It appears jasons left hand is going down his pants?
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Icelord on March 02, 2014, 05:15:25 PM
It appears jasons left hand is going down his pants?
He's just covering his masculinity lest the gayness of an oiled up steroid-abusing man in a thong clasping his hand rub off on him and undermine his tough-guy image.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 02, 2014, 06:24:51 PM
That pic needs Sev standing in the middle of them
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: 240 is Back on March 02, 2014, 06:30:22 PM
I can't tell which of them is a bigger celebrity.  One is world-renowned for his bald head, incredible physique and winning ways.  The other is Jason Statham.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Radical Plato on March 02, 2014, 06:33:12 PM
(http://sprinklebrigade.com/images/gallery/terd-burgler.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: jude2 on March 02, 2014, 06:33:54 PM
Nobody has mentioned the fact that jason statham is like 5'8.






yikes.
I guess he wears lifts like Stallone.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Schnauzer on March 02, 2014, 06:34:31 PM
I can't tell which of them is a bigger celebrity.  One is world-renowned for his bald head, incredible physique and winning ways.  The other is Jason Statham.

Jason Statham is starring in The Expendables, while Branch Warren is starring in The Hobbit.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Radical Plato on March 02, 2014, 07:00:49 PM
(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/3-02-2014/9OCjRs.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/9OCjRs)
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Natural Man on March 02, 2014, 07:20:10 PM
he's rich so no problem
what s the point of being rich if you only have 5 years to live.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: jude2 on March 02, 2014, 07:33:31 PM
what s the point of being rich if you only have 5 years to live.
Means u need to spend it fast and fun ;)
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Wiggs on March 03, 2014, 01:25:12 AM
Man we can be some pricks on this site. lol
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Pet shop boys on March 03, 2014, 06:32:27 AM
bald manlets sticking up for eachother





LOL


WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Darren Avey on March 03, 2014, 06:43:07 AM
With the amount of dollar Statham makes you d think he could afford a fuckign razor, the cu  nts always unshaven, scruffy bum.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Icelord on March 03, 2014, 06:44:21 AM
With the amount of dollar Statham makes you d think he could afford a fuckign razor, the cu  nts always unshaven, scruffy bum.
If it was just from laziness, that would be OK.

But he consciously manicures his stubble with daily trimmings to keep it looking like that. Presumably to look rugged while compensating for the emptiness on the upper part of his egghead. That's a whole new level of gay that had previously never been tapped even by Michael Jackson's admission to sleeping with children to Martin Bashir.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Icelord on March 03, 2014, 06:47:19 AM
maybe he just shaves once a week or so

i usually shave 1-2 times per week
That would imply that there would be more pics of him being clean shaven. Yet almost every photo taken in the last 5 years shows the same length of stubble. It's gay.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 03, 2014, 08:57:13 AM
how is having a full time 5 o'clock shadow gay in any way.

Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Grape Ape on March 03, 2014, 09:01:06 AM
No hair on top leaves more time to tend to the face.  Not gay.

In fact, clean shaven and bald would look much worse.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: spiro on March 03, 2014, 09:20:02 AM
Cool picture!
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: WalterWhite on March 03, 2014, 09:24:53 AM
That would imply that there would be more pics of him being clean shaven. Yet almost every photo taken in the last 5 years shows the same length of stubble. It's gay.

Well at least he stays away from rugs and plugs which so many other actors are drawn to to hide their baldness.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Fortress on March 03, 2014, 11:11:19 AM
(http://gifmaker.me/files/download/home/20140302/13/IGW9X7mKrD7A3btLMuyG9x/output_HiyXU6.gif)

 :D
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Fortress on March 03, 2014, 11:12:27 AM
Statham's cool. I really like his movies (no homo).

Plus he pretend-fucked Amy Smart, so he's one lucky brother.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Icelord on March 03, 2014, 11:27:23 AM
how is having a full time 5 o'clock shadow gay in any way.


Because George Michael patented it in the late '80s with his "Faith" video. The manicured stubble look is basically a man's way of saying he's too scared to grow a real beard.

If you're going to grow one, then grow one. Or shave that pubic stubble off.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 03, 2014, 11:30:13 AM
Jason Statham is much like the average Getbigger:

- rich
- bangs hot girls
- single
- drives a Lamborghini



(http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/44121/jason-statham-and-lacoste-gallery.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Icelord on March 03, 2014, 12:59:37 PM
Jason Statham is much like the average Getbigger:

- rich
- bangs hot girls
- single
- drives a Lamborghini



(http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/44121/jason-statham-and-lacoste-gallery.jpg)
Post his cycle.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: jude2 on March 03, 2014, 06:09:44 PM
And no legs.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: SF1900 on March 03, 2014, 06:35:35 PM
funny but she has a 11/10 face


Sure she does lol
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Royalty on March 04, 2014, 01:05:30 AM
The guys that are predicting that Branch will have health problems are not totally off base. Branch has been juicing & competing for 21-22 years.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: dyslexic on March 04, 2014, 01:07:43 AM
The guys that are predicting that Branch will have health problems are not totally off base. Branch has been juicing & competing for 21-22 years.



The predictions made on Branch are an obvious given. Just look at him.


Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on March 04, 2014, 01:12:39 AM
Because George Michael patented it in the late '80s with his "Faith" video. The manicured stubble look is basically a man's way of saying he's too scared to grow a real beard.

If you're going to grow one, then grow one. Or shave that pubic stubble off.

Brutal encyclopedic knowledge of George Michael
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Radical Plato on March 04, 2014, 01:19:52 AM
Post his cycle.
Here is his cycle

(http://7colorz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/statham2.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: 240 is Back on June 29, 2014, 06:52:52 AM
d
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 29, 2014, 06:56:26 AM
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someone photoshop Sev's head onto Statham.
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Alucard on June 29, 2014, 07:05:09 AM
Nobody has mentioned the fact that jason statham is like 5'8.






yikes.
Closer to 5'7 i would say... Warren is probably barefoot, not Statham... Warren is shorter than Shawn Ray and maybe Flex Lewis... A lot of action stars/actors are way shorter than their billed Hollyweird heights, lots of huge lifts and camera tricks...
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Radical Plato on June 29, 2014, 09:23:47 AM
(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/3-02-2014/9OCjRs.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/9OCjRs)
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: Cableguy on July 09, 2014, 12:29:58 PM
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The Cleanest Natural in the house...  ;D
Title: Re: Branch meets Jason Statham.
Post by: bradistani on July 09, 2014, 12:32:28 PM
Here is his cycle

(http://7colorz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/statham2.jpg)

there's a man who enjoys the trappings of of being rich and famous.. toys and hot bitches 8)