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Title: greatest army ever!!! North Korean Army Recruitment Film
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 05, 2014, 10:17:03 AM





Brings tears to my eyes

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Post by: Megalodon on March 05, 2014, 10:19:56 AM
Sergei Eisenstein doesn't hold a candle
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 05, 2014, 10:23:40 AM

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Post by: Megalodon on March 05, 2014, 10:23:44 AM
id like to see this couintry produce westerns ala itaaly  circa 60s 70s..similar topography to spain. this country has potential... conquer the world through media
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 05, 2014, 10:33:56 AM
id like to see this couintry produce westerns ala itaaly  circa 60s 70s..similar topography to spain. this country has potential... conquer the world through media
they do have great sci fi movies like this

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Post by: _bruce_ on March 05, 2014, 10:36:28 AM
Just beautiful - a great nation with an even greater leader proving that war can be an art.
A nation so great that it makes infinity divided by zero a minority issue.

 8)
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 05, 2014, 10:39:36 AM
Just beautiful - a great nation with an even greater leader proving that war can be an art.
A nation so great that it makes infinity divided by zero a minority issue.

 8)
your post brings tears to my eyes to comrade. Im so proud over best korea, even when western worlds media tries to bring their glory down trough lies the people still stand proud.
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Post by: Megalodon on March 05, 2014, 10:42:47 AM
they do have great sci fi movies like this



godblessthem...this is surely godzilla inspired for sure but Kurisawa would have to be taken aback by the stellar interpretation of japanese cinema
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Post by: Hulkotron on March 05, 2014, 10:43:32 AM
Certainly among the top armies on the Korean Peninsula.
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Post by: SamoanIrishman on March 05, 2014, 10:47:38 AM
Looks like the took the US Army approach and promised all that joined they would have their pick of MOS - Special Forces, Pilot, Drone Operator, Tank Commander etc...hahahah


then suicide rates go up when they flop ASVAB and their IQ of 30 has them making mac & cheese for 4 yrs hahahahah
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 05, 2014, 11:12:30 AM
godblessthem...this is surely godzilla inspired for sure but Kurisawa would have to be taken aback by the stellar interpretation of japanese cinema
usa habe hollywood and india bollywood but none of them can produce movies like north koreas chinkywood
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Post by: _bruce_ on March 05, 2014, 11:16:17 AM
your post brings tears to my eyes to comrade. Im so proud over best korea, even when western worlds media tries to bring their glory down trough lies the people still stand proud.

*smashes a piece of space rock with his socialist sponsored nuclear powered dentals*
No worries great Master - nuclear enrichment in full gear, Rodman Android nearing mass production... Amerigga Devil dead before the shortest of your Western movie ends!
Now. hear what common people of North Korea think about your majesty...
*waves bionic arm, hundred s of large breasted females in boots enter room and applaud the great emperor's hugely oversized genitals*


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Post by: Megalodon on March 05, 2014, 11:19:55 AM
usa habe hollywood and india bollywood but none of them can produce movies like north koreas chinkywood
yes...competition...north korea in the mix...mixing things up... northkorallywood or whatever they want to call themselves...step up to the plate the rest of the world!
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Post by: cart@@n on March 05, 2014, 12:49:31 PM
Gabon's army looks to be a lot of fun
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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 05, 2014, 12:53:44 PM





Brings tears to my eyes



Great Music in this as well Robert Mensaer
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 05, 2014, 01:03:16 PM
Thanks kwon, i asked ron for a name change in honour of this great country 2 hours ago, lets see if he let me change it otherwise we now that he is not a comrade of hours and  he can forget about getting a visa into north korea for the next decade or two
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Post by: Costanza on March 05, 2014, 01:13:48 PM
usa habe hollywood and india bollywood but none of them can produce movies like north koreas chinkywood

lol

If I can get some glögg imported I would very much like to move to North Korea and join this great revolution.
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Post by: _aj_ on March 05, 2014, 01:14:54 PM
Hey Mr. Il! Congrats on landing a man on the sun!

http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/541705/20140305/north-korea.htm#.UxeTovRdXU4
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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 05, 2014, 01:15:17 PM
they do have great sci fi movies like this



Chinkywoods best Production right there

Pulgasari of Peace!
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Post by: FermiDirac on March 05, 2014, 01:16:40 PM
North Korea, best Korea.  8)
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 05, 2014, 01:17:07 PM
Hey Mr. Il! Congrats on landing a man on the sun!

http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/541705/20140305/north-korea.htm#.UxeTovRdXU4
typicam western jelousy trying to trick people intö thinking its a joke, like all the rest lies the western media pukes ojt about nk.
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Post by: Irongrip400 on March 05, 2014, 01:21:27 PM



Are you kidding me?  That's actually pretty cool, too bad their weapons are fucking junk.  Replace that same scene with white folks circa 1938, with some Ferhbeliner Reitersmarsch or Koniggratzer Marsch, and I'd have full blown wood. (no homo)
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 05, 2014, 01:22:37 PM
Did you guys know that kim jong il was born under a double rainbow  in a log cabin on a holy mountain and eight months later was able to converse fluently in Korean 
He also wrote 1500 books i   a period of 3 years, lets see obama do that  8)
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 05, 2014, 01:26:39 PM
Are you kidding me?  That's actually pretty cool, too bad their weapons are fucking junk.  Replace that same scene with white folks circa 1938, with some Ferhbeliner Reitersmarsch or Koniggratzer Marsch, and I'd have full blown wood. (no homo)
cant blame you  8)

but those weapons are only for show to honour those that died in the korean war against the infidels in the southand usa. Their real arsenal is state of the art techniqe
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Post by: Wolfox on March 05, 2014, 01:33:47 PM
Small but STRONG.  8)



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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 05, 2014, 01:37:06 PM
Small but STRONG.  8)





Tongans Wolfox?
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Post by: anabolichalo on March 05, 2014, 01:40:06 PM
Small but STRONG.  8)




all i see is air punching and butt slapping
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Post by: SamoanIrishman on March 05, 2014, 01:41:07 PM
"...butts don't hit back."
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Post by: mass243 on March 05, 2014, 01:42:54 PM

WOW, didn't know Sukhoi Su-7's still fly  :o
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Post by: Wolfox on March 05, 2014, 01:44:50 PM
Tongans Wolfox?

Always outnumbered but never outgunned.

In our culture every man is a Warrior.  8)


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Post by: Wolfox on March 05, 2014, 01:48:55 PM
all i see is air punching and butt slapping

You'd shit your posing trunks in the presence of a group of Tongan Warriors.
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Post by: Wolfox on March 05, 2014, 01:49:33 PM
"...butts don't hit back."

I forget... how many centuries did we rule over you?  8)
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Post by: dr.chimps on March 05, 2014, 02:32:17 PM
The Kiss Army - an ever-vigilant force against musical talent and good taste.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on March 05, 2014, 02:37:13 PM
Best Korea ever South is the worst.
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Post by: gee38 on March 05, 2014, 03:05:52 PM
the Tsunami

never been defeated and ruthlessly gets rid of people by the tens of thousands
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 05, 2014, 04:11:25 PM
Best Korea ever South is the worst.
words of wisdom there
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Post by: falco on March 07, 2014, 06:17:42 AM
Funny how western society is constantly making propaganda on how north korea is evil because they did this and that, when the truth is America does ten time worst but it's ok because they were labeled as "terrorists".
North korea is the evil because they don't let the bank system and corporations enter their country.
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 07, 2014, 06:21:58 AM
Funny how western society is constantly making propaganda on how north korea is evil because they did this and that, when the truth is America does ten time worst but it's ok because they were labeled as "terrorists".
North korea is the evil because they don't let the bank system and corporations enter their country.
fuck yeah
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Post by: SamoanIrishman on March 13, 2014, 12:03:19 PM
I forget... how many centuries did we rule over you?  8)

You guys can't even win a rugby game hahaha  ;)


http://www.scoresway.com/?sport=rugby&page=match&id=22795 (http://www.scoresway.com/?sport=rugby&page=match&id=22795)

spanked and eliminated

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Post by: CalvinH on March 13, 2014, 01:02:28 PM
The Kiss Army - an ever-vigilant force against musical talent and good taste.

I missed this gem ;D