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Title: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 07, 2014, 11:46:26 AM
anyone got any tips for your brothers in iron... anything from recipes or time saving meals
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: Wez on March 07, 2014, 11:48:32 AM
Yea...never wear those bicycle pants to the gym.....you are am embarrassment. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 07, 2014, 11:49:53 AM
Yea...never wear those bicycle pants to the gym.....you are am embarrassment. Hope this helps.
not cool bro... I thought we were tight.  youre outing me for my shorts... My mommy bought me those  ;)
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: Wez on March 07, 2014, 12:06:46 PM
not cool bro... I thought we were tight.  youre outing me for my shorts... My mommy bought me those  ;)

I call them walnut smugglers......never appropriate.
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 07, 2014, 12:11:02 PM
Mine are more like tiny grapes... raisins lol
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: _aj_ on March 07, 2014, 12:35:16 PM
Mine are more like tiny grapes... raisins lol

*shudder*
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Post by: Novena on March 07, 2014, 12:41:43 PM
Reheating pizza in a convection oven rather than a microwave will make it nicely crisp.
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Post by: funk51 on March 07, 2014, 12:42:47 PM
anyone got any tips for your brothers in iron... anything from recipes or time saving meals
read all you can on the subject , here would be a good starting point. guy seems to know what he's talking about.
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Post by: ChopperRider on March 07, 2014, 12:54:02 PM
anyone got any tips for your brothers in iron... anything from recipes or time saving meals

Never underestimate the value of weighted dips.
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: _aj_ on March 07, 2014, 12:55:46 PM
nutrition is the hardest part of bodybuilding

i hate it so much

It helps when you have a wife in the fitness industry that likes to cook.
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: wes on March 07, 2014, 12:57:52 PM
Never stare into the sun.
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: _aj_ on March 07, 2014, 12:58:54 PM
i can imagine that must be sweet

It's actually amazing. I always have the best food.
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: _aj_ on March 07, 2014, 01:05:17 PM
as opposed to my dinner i'm about to eat


half a roasted chicken

pile of rice


trying to getbig :-\

Arroz con pollo. Sorry man.
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: ChopperRider on March 07, 2014, 01:05:39 PM
Never stare into the sun.

There's no need to pull out of Grandma.
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 07, 2014, 01:38:24 PM
9 times out of 10 = hit
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: Simple Simon on March 07, 2014, 01:40:40 PM
avoid making a noise when you fart by pulling the cheeks of your arse apart.
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: Simple Simon on March 07, 2014, 01:42:20 PM
Avoid soiling your trousers by not pulling the cheeks of your arse apart when you think you are going to fart.
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Post by: ProudVirgin69 on March 07, 2014, 01:54:02 PM
Avoid soiling your trousers by not pulling the cheeks of your arse apart when you think you are going to fart.

In the event that trousers are soiled, wearing dark underwear can hide stains
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on March 07, 2014, 01:54:32 PM
as opposed to my dinner i'm about to eat


half a roasted chicken

pile of rice


trying to getbig :-\

Cook the chicken and the rice together for better gains taste
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: ChopperRider on March 07, 2014, 02:45:43 PM
Buy a good blender

Or

Get a girlfriend with a good blender
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Post by: dr.chimps on March 07, 2014, 02:48:36 PM
Never stare into the sun.
But, Momma, that's where the fun is.
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: Melkor on March 07, 2014, 03:42:27 PM
anyone got any tips for your brothers in iron... anything from recipes or time saving meals

Recipes & meals? If the iron is your number one passion, constantly eat as many calories as you can, preferably in the form of animal tissue, and train for strength in big compound lifts.

Easy recipes (my criteria for an easy recipe is that I must be able to cook everything in one skillet and/or microwave...)
- fried eggs and sliced fried potatoes
- ground meat and fried rice (throw in a few eggs, mushrooms, onions, peppers, broccoli, seasonings etc)
- cottage cheese mixed with cocoa and chocolate protein powder, left to chill in the fridge and topped with berries and whipped cream (makes a      pretty decent tasting, muscle friendly dessert alternative...)
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Post by: a_pupil on March 07, 2014, 03:54:13 PM
if you can't get to pro size off of 2 dbols and 1cc of deca every blue moon, take up table tennis or knitting
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Post by: monstermunch on March 07, 2014, 05:25:47 PM
Always, always have a spare bumbag for those special occasions.
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 07, 2014, 07:09:55 PM
Never use the term 'bumbag.'
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Post by: Bear232 on March 07, 2014, 07:50:03 PM
Wipe front front to back.
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Post by: Roger Bacon on March 07, 2014, 07:52:51 PM
anyone got any tips for your brothers in iron... anything from recipes or time saving meals

Yea...get a pair of those bicycle pants to wear to the gym.....they're very comfortable and show off your package. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 07, 2014, 10:16:28 PM
Yea...get a pair of those bicycle pants to wear to the gym.....they're very comfortable and show off your package. Hope this helps.
Im not allowed to wear those any longer... I wear a kilt to hide my johnson
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: monstermunch on March 08, 2014, 05:24:11 AM
Never use the term 'bumbag.'

Fanny has an altogether different meaning here.
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: TEH boob on March 08, 2014, 08:51:00 AM
Im not allowed to wear those any longer... I wear a kilt to hide my johnson

Damn, I have to wear a floor length skirt to hide mine
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: GymnJuice on March 08, 2014, 08:52:04 AM
The little white cookie in the urinal is NOT anabolic.
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: polychronopolous on March 08, 2014, 09:06:40 AM
The little white cookie in the urinal is NOT anabolic.

 :)
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Post by: Thick Nick on March 08, 2014, 09:16:57 AM
Yes. You should actually try lifting weights. Hope this helps.
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Post by: _aj_ on March 08, 2014, 09:24:08 AM
That pill on the floor is not a drol, it's a breath mint. Ask Tommy.
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Post by: Wez on March 08, 2014, 09:27:07 AM
Damn, I have to wear a floor length skirt to hide mine

Ladies can wear anything they want..the bicycle pants rule applies to males only. As my first wife used to say " you look like a dog" On a side note why does every asshole in these things seem to have no package? If I was a no dick guy I sure wouldn't advertise it.
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 08, 2014, 09:27:56 AM
But, Momma, that's where the fun is.

It's always fun until somebody loses an eye.  

- every momma in the history of the world


the other response I considered was...

I had to walk to the gym because my curly-whirly was in the shop

Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: Nails on March 08, 2014, 09:33:01 AM
Yes, eat lots and lots and lots of  orange Roughy fish, and make sure you do lots of posing , hold and squeeze
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: tommywishbone on March 08, 2014, 09:34:40 AM
That pill on the floor is not a drol, it's a breath mint. Ask Tommy.

 ;D  But you never for sure know unless you just pick that sucker up and eat it.


Tip: one gram of protein for every pound of bodyweight daily, minimum. Anything less and you're just exercising, you're not bodybuilding.
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: Simple Simon on March 08, 2014, 09:34:50 AM
Yes, eat lots and lots and lots of  orange Roughy fish, and make sure you do lots of posing , hold and squeeze
Subtle.   ;D
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on March 08, 2014, 09:37:07 AM
Tip: one gram of protein for every pound of bodyweight daily, minimum. Anything less and you're just exercising, you're not bodybuilding.

Excellent advice.... what would you say is optimal intake?  1.5g/lb?
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: Red Hook on March 08, 2014, 11:23:16 AM
here is an alpha tip to earn respect at the gym:

on chest day load up the bar with 4 plates on each side, don't actually lift it, instead shadow box and practice your swinging leg kicks. All while wearing a white towel over your head
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 08, 2014, 01:06:02 PM
here is an alpha tip to earn respect at the gym:

on chest day load up the bar with 4 plates on each side, don't actually lift it, instead shadow box and practice your swinging leg kicks. All while wearing a white towel over your head

good idea...and to take it one step further, approach two or three legitimate muscle dudes outside the gym and pay them ten dollars each to come up and shoot the shit with you when they walk into the gym
Title: Re: tips for your brothers in iron
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 08, 2014, 07:29:40 PM
Yes. You should actually try lifting weights. Hope this helps.
thick nick  clearly that name applies to your head and your inability to understand humour or common sense.  You are literally the dumbest guy on this site.  All your jokes are shit your humour is just awful and you look like shit hope this helps... ps  your gay ass tats only make you gayer