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Title: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Wolfox on March 07, 2014, 05:34:28 PM
Seems to be not uncommon on the board. Every other person is called a convict.

Am I the only square here?
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on March 07, 2014, 05:52:39 PM
Seems to be not uncommon on the board. Every other person is called a convict.

Am I the only square here?
I'm fairly certain Arce got pinched.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 07, 2014, 06:11:57 PM
I'm fairly certain Arce got pinched.
lol pinched  :)
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: outby43 on March 07, 2014, 06:19:20 PM
Lifelong criminal here.  However I managed to start life over and Ron made me a mod of the Entertainment board.  :-\
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: eldoradospandex on March 07, 2014, 06:20:14 PM
spent nights in cells but no jail

Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: tommywishbone on March 07, 2014, 07:45:34 PM
It's 2014 in America. Anyone that lives here has been arrested. We make prisons and war machines. We have to put somebody in those prisons. 
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 07, 2014, 07:48:20 PM
3 tickets my whole life
1: no seatbelt
2: speeding
3: tinted window

I'm pretty hardcore  8)
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: pedro01 on March 07, 2014, 08:11:27 PM
UK

1 - Vandalism - caving in the back of a car with my boot. Shame the police weren't there 2 mins earlier when the psycho cnut was trying to run me over
2 - Having something about my person I wasn't supposed to have


Then there's cops carrying me to a cell as a youth to sleep it off - but that's not an arrest, more like guardian angels.

Funny thing - I once had to go to the cops to show my driving documents. Like a dick, I managed to lock my keys in my car outside the cop-shop. I managed to get hold of a coat hanged and as I'm no whizz car thief, it took me 20 mins to break into the car. No-one batted an eyelid.

Thailand
Got arrested for Embezzlement. Trumped up charge. Prosecutor saw the light and dropped the case - and got a new sofa in her office.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Wiggs on March 07, 2014, 08:14:51 PM
Never been arrested, never been charged with anything.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Wolfox on March 07, 2014, 08:20:16 PM
It's 2014 in America. Anyone that lives here has been arrested. We make prisons and war machines. We have to put somebody in those prisons. 

I've never been arrested bro.   :-\
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Wiggs on March 07, 2014, 08:23:14 PM
What's ironic is that I don't think any of the Hebrews here have ever been in any trouble with the law...
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Wolfox on March 07, 2014, 08:33:41 PM
What's ironic is that I don't think any of the Hebrews here have ever been in any trouble with the law...

haha I think you're right.

Lots of pale skinned felons around here tho.  :D
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: tommywishbone on March 07, 2014, 09:51:06 PM
What's ironic is that I don't think any of the Hebrews here have ever been in any trouble with the law...

My friend, I'll be at the MGM Grand for 10 days in June and we shall have to remedy your non-arrest past.  I know just the place and just the girls to do it.  :D
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Shockwave on March 08, 2014, 03:14:50 AM
Believe it or not, I've never even been arrested. Extremely lucky.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: JasonH on March 08, 2014, 03:19:44 AM
Same here, clean as a whistle.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Automation on March 08, 2014, 03:23:32 AM
Knifed a guy. He survived.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Automation on March 08, 2014, 03:25:02 AM
epic fail

Not in the grand scheme of things...
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: bigmc on March 08, 2014, 03:28:57 AM
Knifed a guy. He survived.

is that a euphemism

I'm thinking if you swap knife for cock

the story would be more believable
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 08, 2014, 03:29:40 AM
i love it when bigmc is in a bad mood  ;D
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: MAXX on March 08, 2014, 03:31:08 AM
2 arsons
3 assaults
7 carthefts
2 burglaries
numerous drunk and drive and drug possessions

















j/k just a speeding ticket.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Automation on March 08, 2014, 03:33:09 AM
is that a euphemism

I'm thinking if you swap knife for cock

the story would be more believable

Seems cock pervades your thoughts....
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: syntaxmachine on March 08, 2014, 03:52:19 AM
It's 2014 in America. Anyone that lives here has been arrested. We make prisons and war machines. We have to put somebody in those prisons.  

Rationalizing one's inability to either avoid crime or avoid getting caught of peace
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: bigmc on March 08, 2014, 03:54:23 AM
Seems cock pervades your thoughts....

im just good at identifying "sword" swallowers
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Automation on March 08, 2014, 04:10:35 AM
im just good at identifying "sword" swallowers

I guess that is a good trait for a man with an "alternative lifestyle" such as yourself. Shame you are not actually that proficient at it.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: hrspwr1 on March 08, 2014, 06:14:54 AM
couple nights on the steel cot, no felony convictions.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: CalvinH on March 08, 2014, 08:44:08 AM
"I fought the law and the law won"
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: _aj_ on March 08, 2014, 04:10:29 PM
Got into some rather serious shit with the MPs on Ft. Devons involving weapons, mumble, mumble. Thank God my college roommate was a regional JAG officer and got it smoothed over. Still took me several years to get that damn rifle back. Still has the MP evidence sticker on it  :D
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Nails on March 08, 2014, 04:22:19 PM
Nothing but moving violations , nothing a check couldnt pay


Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Wiggs on March 08, 2014, 04:47:01 PM
My friend, I'll be at the MGM Grand for 10 days in June and we shall have to remedy your non-arrest past.  I know just the place and just the girls to do it.  :D

Haha. It'll be good to hang out again Tom, I'm into being good now. No more bad. lol.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Coach is Back! on March 08, 2014, 05:49:55 PM
1. Got caught driving on a suspended license three times spent 3 days in jail about 25 years ago.

2. Wife #2 filed a false police report and said I had stolen her truck when the divorce decree clearly stated it was mine. Spent a night at in LA County jail then bailed out on $20k. The next court date I brought all of the documentation for the judge, they exonerated me from all charges and immediately issued an arrest warrant for my ex. Haha.

3. Spent another night in jail for going into my ex's place of business (So. Cal Edison) walked in and beat the shit out of her "lover" who was also an exec there and beat the shit out him before his whole department. The judge had sympathy because he had the same thing done to him and wish he could have done the same. All charged were dropped.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: NightTrain on March 08, 2014, 05:51:20 PM
not enough room in this area to post mine  :(
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Wolfox on March 08, 2014, 05:52:19 PM
1. Got caught driving on a suspended license three times spent 3 days in jail about 25 years ago.

2. Wife #2 filed a false police report and said I had stolen her truck when the divorce decree clearly stated it was mine. Spent a night at in LA County jail then bailed out on $20k. The next court date I brought all of the documentation for the judge, they exonerated me from all charges and immediately issued an arrest warrant for my ex. Haha.

3. Spent another night in jail for going into my ex's place of business (So. Cal Edison) walked in and beat the shit out of her "lover" who was also an exec there and beat the shit out him before his whole department. The judge had sympathy because he had the same thing done to him and wish he could have done the same. All charged were dropped.

Coach is a certified gangster    8)
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Wiggs on March 08, 2014, 05:53:23 PM

3. Spent another night in jail for going into my ex's place of business (So. Cal Edison) walked in and beat the shit out of her "lover" who was also an exec there and beat the shit out him before his whole department. The judge had sympathy because he had the same thing done to him and wish he could have done the same. All charged were dropped.

 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: The Ugly on March 08, 2014, 05:54:45 PM
1. Got caught driving on a suspended license three times spent 3 days in jail about 25 years ago.

2. Wife #2 filed a false police report and said I had stolen her truck when the divorce decree clearly stated it was mine. Spent a night at in LA County jail then bailed out on $20k. The next court date I brought all of the documentation for the judge, they exonerated me from all charges and immediately issued an arrest warrant for my ex. Haha.

3. Spent another night in jail for going into my ex's place of business (So. Cal Edison) walked in and beat the shit out of her "lover" who was also an exec there and beat the shit out him before his whole department. The judge had sympathy because he had the same thing done to him and wish he could have done the same. All charged were dropped.

Just curious, Coach. On that three day bid, do Italians run with the Woods or the Southsiders?
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: The Ugly on March 08, 2014, 05:59:25 PM
Not trying to be a dick at all, I really don't know. I'd guess Woods in county.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Coach is Back! on March 08, 2014, 06:25:33 PM
Not trying to be a dick at all, I really don't know. I'd guess Woods in county.

I must have missed something :-\
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: The Ugly on March 08, 2014, 06:27:02 PM
I must have missed something :-\

Ah, nevermind. Just keep your nose clean from now on, stud.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Coach is Back! on March 08, 2014, 06:28:14 PM
Coach is a certified gangster    8)

Haha, not even close. I was just stupid. That's what you get for being a late bloomer.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Coach is Back! on March 08, 2014, 06:32:28 PM
Ah, nevermind. Just keep your nose clean from now on, stud.

It took me a minute, but I finally got it. lol. I haven't had so much of a traffic ticket in almost 20 years. Parking tickets are another story. hahaha.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 08, 2014, 06:34:06 PM
parking tickets are the tools of the comunistas
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: The Ugly on March 08, 2014, 06:36:36 PM
It took me a minute, but I finally got it. lol. I haven't had so much of a traffic ticket in almost 20 years. Parking tickets are another story. hahaha.

Yeah, trouble seems to gradually fade as you age.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Coach is Back! on March 08, 2014, 06:37:40 PM
Yeah, trouble seems to gradually fade as you age.

We know the same people..just ask them how I was..lol
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: The Ugly on March 08, 2014, 06:39:43 PM
Mick and Kristy have told me some. Good times.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Coach is Back! on March 08, 2014, 06:43:17 PM
Mick and Kristy have told me some. Good times.

We were all a little crazy back then. They just grew out of it faster than I did.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: The Ugly on March 08, 2014, 06:45:11 PM
We were all a little crazy back then. They just grew out of it faster than I did.

Nobody escapes the SGV without a few scars, brother. Just be glad it's behind us.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 08, 2014, 10:06:43 PM
Italians would run with the whites.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: forillagorilla on March 08, 2014, 10:21:16 PM
Rationalizing one's inability to either avoid crime or avoid getting caught of peace

Adding "of peace" to the end of your stupid sentence - confirms that you are a total douche
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: The Ugly on March 10, 2014, 12:23:50 PM
Italians would run with the whites.

Sounds right.
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: SuperTed on March 10, 2014, 12:35:29 PM
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 10, 2014, 12:44:22 PM
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Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: gracie bjj on March 10, 2014, 06:06:07 PM
was in the joint 4 yrs in the 80,s, it sucked ass
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: 240 is Back on March 10, 2014, 06:08:05 PM
speeding ticket in 2004.   

Another ticket... I turned over a double line, about 3 or 4 years ago.  The thing is, the paint stopped there, due to construction, so I totally thought it was legit to turn there.  No double line.  WTF. 
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: NightTrain on March 10, 2014, 08:12:02 PM
speeding ticket in 2004.   

Another ticket... I turned over a double line, about 3 or 4 years ago.  The thing is, the paint stopped there, due to construction, so I totally thought it was legit to turn there.  No double line.  WTF. 

You make Zimmerman look like a Monk of peace  ::)
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: ESFitness on March 10, 2014, 08:49:34 PM
is this a trick question?
Title: Re: how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?
Post by: NightTrain on March 10, 2014, 09:09:31 PM
is this a trick question?

No it's not <clicking sounds on the line> ....

gayer than opening doors for the "elderly" while telling them how much they're "appreciated".