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Title: SMM is posting again
Post by: sagittal chest on March 14, 2014, 06:13:53 PM
  ;D

God bless Melanotan II. Now with free erections. Just back on it a week and a half. Starting to make my gf (Brazilian) look pale.

I pulled 10x as much pussy when I tanned, shaved body and wore shamelessly tight white t-shirts.

It's like an invitation to be touched up.

I have 2000 euro suits, don't get a fraction of the attention wearing them. Probably as most of the time it's for work but even still.

Chimps can mutilate and kill people. They do it every year.

Couple of facts:

1) Silverbacks have a 1 inch penis.

2) (not 100% sure on this) but think gorillas have close to 100% muscular efficiency so if they can lift 1000kg once they can lift it twenty times.


I would never be able to produce fat ugly progeny but still, if someone did that to my son I;d punch their fucking head til it looked liked a grapefruit Kai had his way with.

I would call it an irrational hatred, but my hatred of her is based on sound reasons.

Juiced up female acting like a teenager with duck face selfies, more photos taken by herself of herself than photos of the Queen and a completely dishonest tool.

Don't know how you can just go a day without food without suffering. I could only do that if really sick (like when I had pneumonia develop into my blood) or on certain drugs - ecstasy/mephedrone and the associated come downs.

Anyway, I trust that Optimum protein is real but I don't rely on it for growth, more so a quick and portable protein source when needed. Can get 20ml test for less than a 5lb tub of protein.

Welcome back!
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: sagittal chest on March 14, 2014, 06:16:52 PM
First time was at my first PL contest (drug tested). SHW benched 235kg, I thought it was crazy.

Then at an international tournament one of the referees, this giant Belgian guy, saw 230kg on the bar in warm-up room and there and then, in suit pants, shirt and tie, did a few reps. That was even more impressive. He had hands like Andre the Giant.

When I used to play tennis competitively at junior level there was this one deaf kid who used to call out the wrong score and pretend he didn't hear you when you constantly corrected him. Maybe it's a deaf thing.

Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: galeniko on March 14, 2014, 06:18:06 PM
interesting collection right there
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Wolfox on March 14, 2014, 06:18:30 PM
All are welcomed back home.  8)
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 06:19:21 PM
I'm no gimmick. I've even posted youtube footage of myself.

Is SMM a genius sex god?
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: sagittal chest on March 14, 2014, 06:20:05 PM
Lol, Hulkotron even caught him accidetally quoting SMM in the gorilla thread.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: galeniko on March 14, 2014, 06:20:48 PM
I'm no gimmick. I've even posted youtube footage of myself.


this is actualy true.

if taht guy in video was you

Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 06:20:57 PM
Lol, Hulkster even caught him accidetally quoting SMM in the gorilla thread.

I linked a thread not a post you whore's abortion.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: chaos on March 14, 2014, 06:22:12 PM
I'm no gimmick. I've even posted youtube footage of myself.

Is SMM a genius sex god?
Strong dude, no doubt.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 06:22:41 PM
this is actualy true.

if taht guy in video was you



There's a video of me on same account of me and my son for his first two years. Can post recent pics of me and him np to show this homo I'm not a gimmick.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: sagittal chest on March 14, 2014, 06:23:05 PM
I linked a thread not a post you whore's abortion.

No need to get defensive Mighty Joe Young,
its good to have you back.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 06:23:32 PM
Why does gb auto chaange fag git to homo?
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 06:26:28 PM
No need to get defensive Mighty Joe Young,
its good to have you back.

Your username reminds me of astrology. Prob has me worked up.

While I'm here, gf said hottest thing ever to me tonight. Put tits in my face while fingering herself, looked at her pussy and said "you're going to get smashed". Couldn't think where else to post such beauty.  
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: sagittal chest on March 14, 2014, 06:28:04 PM
Your username reminds me of astrology. Prob has me worked up.

While I'm here, gf said hottest thing ever to me tonight. Put tits in my face while fingering herself, looked at her pussy and said "you're going to get smashed". Couldn't think where else to post such beauty.  

 :D
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 06:28:20 PM
Post a pic of yourself with a sign that says 'Lustral'.
Even your robotic syntax is like SMM


Don't have a pen and paper to hand. If serious can do some non half naked gesture. In permabulker phase  No idea why I should appease you but anyway
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Hulkotron on March 14, 2014, 06:29:02 PM
"Don't have a pen/paper" is the new "camera is broken"
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: chaos on March 14, 2014, 06:29:41 PM
Don't get carried away "Lustpenis" ::)
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: NightTrain on March 14, 2014, 06:30:33 PM
who the fuck doesnt have a pen and paper?
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 06:31:45 PM
"Don't have a pen/paper" is the new "camera is broken"

OK I have marker and paper lustanalchaos. Want me to wirte you lust anal chaos? Bet you dream of cock for breakfast like Kai goes on a grapefruit "diet".
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: sagittal chest on March 14, 2014, 06:31:54 PM
who the fuck doesnt have a pen and paper?

Hahahahahaha!

He has 2000 euro suits tho
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 06:33:19 PM
Hahahahahaha!

He has 2000 euro suits tho

I bought into the paper free office agenda. Found both in gym bag  ;D
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 06:35:56 PM
Hahahahahaha!

He has 2000 euro suits tho

Can post my suits tomorrow if you want, just clean screen when you finish up. Get them from Louis Copeland tailors if you want to look them up.

Maybe it's the drink but you're good fun for online arguments. Unlike wolfscocks
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: sagittal chest on March 14, 2014, 06:42:25 PM
Can post my suits tomorrow if you want, just clean screen when you finish up. Get them from Louis Copeland tailors if you want to look them up.

Maybe it's the drink but you're good fun for online arguments. Unlike wolfscocks

Wolfox sucks 1 inch gorilla cock no doubt.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 06:51:52 PM
OK, fat as I am, fuck it, 3 bottles of wine made me do this:

(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/542/jsg0.jpg)

(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/836/xc44.jpg)

Happy now?
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 06:53:07 PM
It says:

Lustral
-Happy
homo?


on paper.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 06:54:02 PM
It says:

Lustral
-Happy
homo?


on paper.

Fuck sake not homo fag git.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: sagittal chest on March 14, 2014, 06:54:31 PM
Lets see the cock buddy. J/k

  ;D

Sorry for calling you out mate. Was prematurely excited at the prospect of the return of Might Joe Young.
Welcome to Getbig neegal!

You have some Groink like facial aesthetics.
And I'm sure legs to match.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 06:56:18 PM
Lets see the cock buddy. J/k

  ;D

Sorry for calling you out mate. Was prematurely excited at the prospect of the return of Might Joe Young.
Welcome to Getbig neegal!



My gf deleted all my good cock shots.  :'(

Believe me, I took enough.

No worries been lurking here long enough to understand the thunderdome of getbig.

Could post pic of my gf ass...??
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 06:58:44 PM
My legs dwarf upper body and have cuts at 15% bf, crazy sub 10%. It's all lower back and abs I hold fat. Bad feeling I herniated lower stomach.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: NightTrain on March 14, 2014, 06:59:26 PM
gotta give the guy credit--posted pics, looks good
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: tommywishbone on March 14, 2014, 07:01:29 PM
This thread has potential.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 07:06:32 PM
gotta give the guy credit--posted pics, looks good

I'm fattest I've been in two years, melanotan and gf shaving my back and arms etc flatters me. Wouldn;t have taken pics but have drunk three bottles of wine and a bottle of beer. Pics of that too if want,
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: sagittal chest on March 14, 2014, 07:09:03 PM
My gf deleted all my good cock shots.  :'(

Believe me, I took enough.

No worries been lurking here long enough to understand the thunderdome of getbig.

Could post pic of my gf ass...??

I lieu of teh cock,
Would love to see some hot Brazilian ass!
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 07:12:09 PM
I lieu of teh cock,
Would love to see some hot Brazilian ass!

She's gonna kill me for this. Hold on will email pic from phone.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 07:15:39 PM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/843/ys9w.jpg)

She's secretly proud of photo but still. She'll go apeshit if sees I posyed this. Better than AH's wildlife photos.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: tommywishbone on March 14, 2014, 07:17:18 PM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/843/ys9w.jpg)

She's secretly proud of photo but still. She'll go apeshit if sees I posyed this. Better than AH's wildlife photos.

 :)
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: sagittal chest on March 14, 2014, 07:19:56 PM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/843/ys9w.jpg)

She's secretly proud of photo but still. She'll go apeshit if sees I posyed this. Better than AH's wildlife photos.

Quality piece.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 07:22:19 PM
:)

Gets better. She woke me up with a BJ and sex last 2 days. Can be moody but fuck it. She pays her way, cleans, is a good cook, trains with me and stuck by me when I was in the shit.

I value loyalty above all else with friends and girlfriends.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: chaos on March 14, 2014, 07:38:14 PM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/843/ys9w.jpg)

She's secretly proud of photo but still. She'll go apeshit if sees I posyed this. Better than AH's wildlife photos.
Been there, done that.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: NightTrain on March 14, 2014, 07:39:01 PM
Been there, done that.

you've straightened some lampshades in your time?
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 07:44:21 PM
you've straightened some lampshades in your time?

Seriously made me lol. OK off ot bed. Goodnight GB. Will regret all this in morning,
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: tommywishbone on March 14, 2014, 11:47:25 PM
you've straightened some lampshades in your time?

 ;D  Getbig- bodybuilding, nutrition and interior design help.
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: POB on March 14, 2014, 11:49:39 PM
OK, fat as I am, fuck it, 3 bottles of wine made me do this:

(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/542/jsg0.jpg)

(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/836/xc44.jpg)

Happy now?

Towel hanging on bedroom door and a 3 meg pic camera for selfies, definately not getting laid :D
Title: Re: SMM is posting again
Post by: Lustral on March 15, 2014, 03:13:58 AM
Towel hanging on bedroom door and a 3 meg pic camera for selfies, definately not getting laid :D
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That's actually a spare blanket we put over curtains so sun doesn't wake me up too early.

Of course I got laid last night. 2 glasses of wine and my girl friend is a sex offender (for me  ;D )