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Title: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 18, 2014, 10:15:53 AM
My comments in green, spot the getbig hints:

(http://s12.postimg.org/nbo7i13i5/Screenshot_2014_03_18_17_10_17.jpg)
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Knooger on March 18, 2014, 10:18:37 AM
That's sweet how you refer to Vissy's anus as a pussy.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: liberty on March 18, 2014, 10:20:01 AM
 :D
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 18, 2014, 10:23:23 AM
:D


Not in my world, this has been tapped...and its officially Skorp1o certified as hot

Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: _aj_ on March 18, 2014, 10:42:50 AM
Not in my world, this has been tapped...and its officially Skorp1o certified as hot



Is this the crying woman? She seems to have gotten over her initial reticence.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: bigmc on March 18, 2014, 10:43:39 AM
you need to come out with me and my boys skorp

you would fit right in  8)
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 18, 2014, 10:45:46 AM
you need to come out with me and my boys skorp

you would fit right in  8)

Where abouts are you Bigmc, lets do it man.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: bigmc on March 18, 2014, 10:47:03 AM
Where abouts are you Bigmc, lets do it man.

we go out in notts and leeds

we are out in leeds vip on the bank holiday sunday in may

il give you a shout nearer the time
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 18, 2014, 10:51:38 AM
we go out in notts and leeds

we are out in leeds vip on the bank holiday sunday in may

il give you a shout nearer the time

Ill be up for that, I was a Mancunian before I moved down a few years ago, so the north is always a good shout.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: bigmc on March 18, 2014, 10:56:28 AM
Ill be up for that, I was a Mancunian before I moved down a few years ago, so the north is always a good shout.

ok sweet keep it free
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 18, 2014, 11:06:21 AM
i remember partying  :)
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 18, 2014, 11:07:14 AM
i remember partying  :)

never too old, dust your self up and out with us champion
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: CalvinH on March 18, 2014, 11:43:54 AM
i remember partying  :)



Last time you partied you ended up looking like the cask of rum you were drinking from >:(
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: sagittal chest on March 18, 2014, 11:46:21 AM
My comments in green, spot the getbig hints:

(http://s12.postimg.org/nbo7i13i5/Screenshot_2014_03_18_17_10_17.jpg)

Good stuff Skorp1o!
Maybe ill post some when I get a chance.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 18, 2014, 12:54:23 PM


Last time you partied you ended up looking like the cask of rum you were drinking from >:(
great times  :)
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: _aj_ on March 18, 2014, 12:55:08 PM
I ask again, is this the crying hummer woman?
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: funk51 on March 18, 2014, 01:09:57 PM
:D

reality. looks like a wahlmart person.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 18, 2014, 02:02:16 PM
I ask again, is this the crying hummer woman?

No, I moved on from the tear jerked bj, why bother with hassle when there's younger better stuff out there, this is a younger never had a kid eastern European filth tanned with blue eyes  :D
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: ismoseppo on March 18, 2014, 02:03:50 PM
That's sweet how you refer to Vissy's anus as a pussy.

nono that is sf1900 you are thinking of. He would get jealous that you thought of Vissy with another man
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: _aj_ on March 18, 2014, 04:44:40 PM
No, I moved on from the tear jerked bj, why bother with hassle when there's younger better stuff out there, this is a younger never had a kid eastern European filth tanned with blue eyes  :D
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Lustral on March 18, 2014, 04:50:31 PM
we go out in notts and leeds

we are out in leeds vip on the bank holiday sunday in may

il give you a shout nearer the time

Lol Leeds. As if you need game there. Went there with an ex once, girls all had tops off, guys got naked on stage. If you can't score with the deluge of sluts there you must be Joseph Merrick.

Would not wife a single one.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 18, 2014, 05:12:05 PM
It kind of makes me want to go out to your guys's country, you know, london or whatever, and bang all your sluts.

I would really just have to inform them that im from California, and they would instantly begin applying VP's dong all over their lips like the newest brand of lip gloss.

Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Lustral on March 18, 2014, 05:15:14 PM
It kind of makes me want to go out to your guys's country, you know, london or whatever, and bang all your sluts.

I would really just have to inform them that im from California, and they would instantly begin applying VP's dong all over their lips like the newest brand of lip gloss.



Go out anywhere in Yorkshire in shape and they'll act like you're the second coming of Christ. Glad I dumped that slag.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 01:49:04 AM
It kind of makes me want to go out to your guys's country, you know, london or whatever, and bang all your sluts.

I would really just have to inform them that im from California, and they would instantly begin applying VP's dong all over their lips like the newest brand of lip gloss.



I wouldnt even begin to decribe how much worse they get when on holidays, If you're in shape and dress well and go to Ibiza where its dominated by the Brits, I spend the first day by the pool, beach, then sunset bars (Cafe Mambo) and in each venue I would meet a few girls and numbers are exchanged, I go back to my hotel to get changed for the clubbing at night and me my mates would literally have a board meeting to agree on which girls we should prioritise and go for votes...etc. b the third day it gets too much and we find ourselves tangled up and overwhelmed with hangovers and girls I go back home almost in tears not wanting it to end, such a surreal experience.

This is a throw back pic from when I was 24, this pretty much sums up my life for two weeks, drunk, sun burnt and surrounded by girls.

(http://s28.postimg.org/u6ozz4ctp/IMG_351226024749666_1.jpg)
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 19, 2014, 02:16:39 AM
This is a throw back pic from when I was 24, this pretty much sums up my life for two weeks, drunk, sun burnt and surrounded by girls.

(http://s28.postimg.org/u6ozz4ctp/IMG_351226024749666_1.jpg)

Sun burnt? Sure you ain't black? :D
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 02:37:07 AM
Sun burnt? Sure you ain't black? :D

My post was about Ibiza and girls...not here to discuss breakdown of my DNA/melanin concentrations in skin. But I'm not white, Im mixed but it's easier to round it up as Black  :D
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: anabolichalo on March 19, 2014, 02:43:14 AM
so they like monster cocks

no kidding
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 02:48:59 AM
so they like monster cocks

no kidding

 8)
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: _bruce_ on March 19, 2014, 02:49:13 AM
Severe case of hebrew-itis on Mr. Skopius.  :D
Better watch out or anabolichalo will be all over you dressed up as an Ibiza manufactured penis pump.
Other than that - well done.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: bigmc on March 19, 2014, 02:49:43 AM
Lol Leeds. As if you need game there. Went there with an ex once, girls all had tops off, guys got naked on stage. If you can't score with the deluge of sluts there you must be Joseph Merrick.

Would not wife a single one.

you sound like a real player cup cake  :-*
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 19, 2014, 02:51:20 AM
8)

Skorpio is my main man on getbig.

also my favorite godless heathen.

we would run through whores, leave them demoralized and questioning their life.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 03:03:13 AM


I can foresee Anabolichalo doing a blacked out Robert D Jr with me in Ibiza, all in the quest for pussyfication
 ;D

Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 03:06:32 AM
Skorpio is my main man on getbig.

also my favorite godless heathen.

we would run through whores, leave them demoralized and questioning their life.

I'll be in Ibiza end of July, let's do it man. 24/7 nothing but girls, parties and power naps by the pool, you'll remember it for life.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: anabolichalo on March 19, 2014, 03:13:33 AM

I can foresee Anabolichalo doing a blacked out Robert D Jr with me in Ibiza, all in the quest for pussyfication
 ;D


wut?

i'm not going to fucking ibiza for girls

i am getting hot bitches right here all thanks to steroided arms

now hopefully this penis pump will actually anlarge my penis that way i can get more bitches
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 03:28:44 AM
wut?

i'm not going to fucking ibiza for girls

i am getting hot bitches right here all thanks to steroided arms

now hopefully this penis pump will actually anlarge my penis that way i can get more bitches

In Ibiza you can spend the afternoon with a German girl, the evening with a Scottish girl and the morning wake up with an Essex girl...this is priceless.

There's also Nigerian women, Aids ridden illegals who try and sell you a bj for 10 euros on your way back to the hotel, I foresee this being more up your street.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: anabolichalo on March 19, 2014, 03:31:34 AM
In Ibiza you can spend the afternoon with a German girl, the evening with a Scottish girl and the morning wake up with an Essex girl...this is priceless.

There's also Nigerian women, Aids ridden illegals who try and sell you a bj for 10 euros on your way back to the hotel, I foresee this being more up your street.

i had a dream last night that i banged my baby mamas girlfriend

sweet chocolate pussy
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 03:39:26 AM
i had a dream last night that i banged my baby mamas girlfriend

sweet chocolate pussy

Roger Bacon has something to say about this:

I'm obligated to inform you that Mudsharking is a clear violation of Getbig's Code of Conduct and Code of Ethics.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: anabolichalo on March 19, 2014, 03:40:24 AM
Roger Bacon has something to say about this:

fuck the code

if i wanna put my cock in some fine black bitches that's exactly what i will do
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: SuperTed on March 19, 2014, 03:46:40 AM
I was supposed to go Ibiza last year but couldnt get the time of work. Ended up going Dubai a few months later. The clubs are full of African whores offering their services. :D
Halo would be in heaven. ;D
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Red Hook on March 19, 2014, 04:18:25 AM
2 pages and still no pics  ::)
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 04:35:53 AM
2 pages and still no pics  ::)

My apologies Sir, here's the tanned blue eyed eastern block lady in question:

(http://s13.postimg.org/im4ffun2v/Screenshot_2014_03_18_17_17_44.png)
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 04:37:27 AM
One thing I noticed about eastern european girls, they always have nude pics of themselves which were clearly taken by someone else  ???....always
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: bigmc on March 19, 2014, 04:38:19 AM
My apologies Sir, here's the tanned blue eyed eastern block lady in question:

(http://s13.postimg.org/im4ffun2v/Screenshot_2014_03_18_17_17_44.png)

whats with the spider man impression

there is no way she can climb up that wall
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 10:54:23 AM
whats with the spider man impression

there is no way she can climb up that wall

Im not sure how good she is at climbing but she claims her sucking skills are seond to none, I shall find out this weekend, been a while since I got a good blowjob from someone not crying or having a nervous breakdown.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: SuperTed on March 19, 2014, 10:57:54 AM
One thing I noticed about eastern european girls, they always have nude pics of themselves which were clearly taken by someone else  ???....always

Where is she from?
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 11:03:11 AM
Where is she from?

Slovakia
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: SuperTed on March 19, 2014, 11:05:56 AM
Slovakia

Very high quality chicks in Slovakia. Never seen one that is ugly or overweight.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Automation on March 19, 2014, 11:11:22 AM
Im not sure how good she is at climbing but she claims her sucking skills are seond to none, I shall find out this weekend, been a while since I got a good blowjob from someone not crying or having a nervous breakdown.

Someone? Surely you mean: a female not crying.....etc
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: bigmc on March 19, 2014, 11:59:59 AM
Slovakia

she will suck and fuck like a pro

seriously check she isnt a hooker

most of them are
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 12:05:19 PM
she will suck and fuck like a pro

seriously check she isnt a hooker

most of them are

She works...I only nail girls who work full time. I also always wear a rubber, I am not ready to spread my top notch DNA yet
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: _aj_ on March 19, 2014, 12:12:27 PM
She works...I only nail girls who work full time. I also always wear a rubber, I am not ready to spread my top notch DNA yet

With your one sperm?
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: bigmc on March 19, 2014, 12:14:02 PM
She works...I only nail girls who work full time. I also always wear a rubber, I am not ready to spread my top notch DNA yet

yeah

you dont want the csa knocking on your door in 9 months
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: no one on March 19, 2014, 12:28:40 PM
I take a slightly different approach.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: bigmc on March 19, 2014, 12:30:32 PM
I take a slightly different approach.

you old romantic you
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: no one on March 19, 2014, 12:33:34 PM
you old romantic you


its all in fun. she gives as good as she gets. a few things from Gb have transfered over into my daily vocabulary.

watch your mouth, convict is one of them.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: no one on March 19, 2014, 12:41:47 PM
know what we should do-

txt every girl in our phones.

send a txt saying

'rate on a scale of one to 10 the odds of us having sex' *editied for ease of txting.

and post the screenshots with the responses up here.

i'll go first. one sec.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: no one on March 19, 2014, 12:50:05 PM
  :D
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: flinstones1 on March 19, 2014, 12:52:18 PM
:D



HAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: kreator on March 19, 2014, 12:56:57 PM
shit people, this getbig sarcasm has really affected my real life as well :D
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Parker on March 19, 2014, 01:05:06 PM
She works...I only nail girls who work full time. I also always wear a rubber, I am not ready to spread my top notch DNA yet
That's exactly what he said...
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 01:06:50 PM
Lmfao...this thread has started a trend lol, let me do it
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 19, 2014, 02:09:22 PM
I would be so down to roll to Ibiza.

Its a lot more of a financial commitment for me, I live on the west coast of the states, lol. I would assume it would be 2 grand just for a round trip flight.

I did fuck two English women in cancun one summer, one was from Essex and the other was from Blackpool or Blackstone I cant remember what it was called, the one from Essex was hot. She had an Orange County look to her, platinum blonde, wore white pants etc and the second I told her I was from Southern California she was down.
Title: Re: What Girls Really like
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 02:21:48 PM
I would be so down to roll to Ibiza.

Its a lot more of a financial commitment for me, I live on the west coast of the states, lol. I would assume it would be 2 grand just for a round trip flight.

I did fuck two English women in cancun one summer, one was from Essex and the other was from Blackpool or Blackstone I cant remember what it was called, the one from Essex was hot. She had an Orange County look to her, platinum blonde, wore white pants etc and the second I told her I was from Southern California she was down.

Hahaaaaaa...."I Fucked you up high five"  ;D