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Title: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: MAXX on March 19, 2014, 09:22:42 AM
who would win in hand to hand combat?  ??? ???

personally I think the Navy seal due to jiu jitsu and eye gauging krav maga tactics.

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Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: bradistani on March 19, 2014, 09:26:19 AM
silverback >>>>>>> any human in the history of mankind
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 19, 2014, 09:36:22 AM
Silverback of course.


Epic Cardio on Pudzi at 8:40

Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: SuperTed on March 19, 2014, 09:37:19 AM
Pretty much any animal larger than a human (even some smaller) would destroy any human in a fight.

A Silverback would tear a human to shreds, just in the same way a Silverback would get torn to shreds against something that is significantly bigger and stronger than it too (like a large Polar bear).
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 09:38:32 AM
Silverback of course.


Epic Cardio on Pudzi at 8:40



he turned purple, very weak heart muscle and poor cardio vascluar system.
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 19, 2014, 09:43:01 AM
he turned purple, very weak heart muscle and poor cardio vascluar system.


Yes, like a Purple Beached Whale.
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: oldtimer1 on March 19, 2014, 09:48:35 AM
 A polar bear can weigh 2000lbs and lives by killing things. I would pick a polar bear over a gorilla. The average Navy Seal out of boot camp weighs an average of 170lbs. They are endurance trained like a soldier should be. A strongman would gas quick in a fight.  The correct order is Gorilla, Seal then strongman.  Why not include Batman?
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Megalodon on March 19, 2014, 09:58:17 AM
If a human's protocol involves stacking krav maga with Scooped Whey and upright rows then a silverback has no defense against a douchebag.
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: CalvinH on March 19, 2014, 10:27:58 AM
A shark.
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: falco on March 19, 2014, 10:34:03 AM
Gorilas can bend a rifle barrel so i don't see how a human can damage a gorila barehanded.
Maybe if the gorilla starts laughing to death ::).
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: oldtimer1 on March 19, 2014, 04:24:04 PM
A gorilla once tried to kick my ass. I gave it a banana and he's a buddy for life.
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Novena on March 19, 2014, 04:32:18 PM
Gorilas can bend a rifle barrel so i don't see how a human can damage a gorila barehanded.
Maybe if the gorilla starts laughing to death ::).

I don't think non-human primates laugh.
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Novena on March 19, 2014, 04:55:39 PM
Who would win at Waterloo?  Wellington or Napoleon with Patton’s armored division?


Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Fortress on March 19, 2014, 05:04:06 PM
Gorillas are nature's Fonzis. Ehhhh ... cool ... SIT ON IT! ...

Not much can erode the badassery of these individuals.

Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Novena on March 19, 2014, 05:05:22 PM
Who would win the Battle of Moscow 1812? The Russians or
Napoleon with a Flying Saucer/Death Ray combination?

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Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: G_Thang on March 19, 2014, 09:00:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zovcadn.jpg)
 
I could manhandle both these bitches.  8)
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: benchmstr on March 19, 2014, 09:56:53 PM
army is SF...SEALs are special warfare..

SEALs used to do SCARS training back in the day for hand to hand...it was pretty much an american born krav maga but fast and hard to do in gear...so it was pretty much ditched almost instantly..

bench
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 20, 2014, 12:55:18 AM
army is SF...SEALs are special warfare..

SEALs used to do SCARS training back in the day for hand to hand...it was pretty much an american born krav maga but fast and hard to do in gear...so it was pretty much ditched almost instantly..

bench

Hey bench, this is a joke-thread, nothing serious, American-born Krav Maga that was hard to do in gear or not.

Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 20, 2014, 01:00:41 AM
Hey bench, this is a joke-thread, nothing serious, American-born Krav Maga that was hard to do in gear or not.



How old is him?
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Pray_4_War on March 20, 2014, 02:59:17 AM
Navy Seals.  Most of those guys are big dudes with epic mental toughness.  A strongman would be defenseless against them and I wouldn't put money on a Silverback either.
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Ropo on March 20, 2014, 03:45:21 AM
Navy Seals.  Most of those guys are big dudes with epic mental toughness.  A strongman would be defenseless against them and I wouldn't put money on a Silverback either.

http://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/fatal-attractions/videos/a-horrific-chimp-attack.htm (http://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/fatal-attractions/videos/a-horrific-chimp-attack.htm) and that was a chimp, which you can carry around with no trouble at all. Gorilla's main exercise is fight another silverback's, so maybe you need to recalculate your opinion? Of course you need epic mental toughness when gorilla is ripping you apart limb by limb, but that is what will happen. These little buggers have the teeth of the tiger, insane strenght and four hands, so man without the gun will be just some bloodstains and droplets of minced meat after that fight  ;D
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: MORTALCOIL on March 20, 2014, 03:51:58 AM
Some people answering seriously. Or acting like. Funny shit either way.
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Pray_4_War on March 20, 2014, 04:12:02 AM
http://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/fatal-attractions/videos/a-horrific-chimp-attack.htm (http://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/fatal-attractions/videos/a-horrific-chimp-attack.htm) and that was a chimp, which you can carry around with no trouble at all. Gorilla's main exercise is fight another silverback's, so maybe you need to recalculate your opinion? Of course you need epic mental toughness when gorilla is ripping you apart limb by limb, but that is what will happen. These little buggers have the teeth of the tiger, insane strenght and four hands, so man without the gun will be just some bloodstains and droplets of minced meat after that fight  ;D

I don't think so.  Those Silverbacks don't look all that tough.  Hell, I'd fight one of those fuckers.

If ever a Navy SEAL should be attacked by a Silverback Gorilla........Pray for the Gorilla.
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: CalvinH on March 20, 2014, 05:18:50 AM
Hey bench, this is a joke-thread, nothing serious, American-born Krav Maga that was hard to do in gear or not.




bench is out keeping America safe.


...he doesn't have time to joke around >:(
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Ropo on March 20, 2014, 05:42:55 AM
I don't think so.  Those Silverbacks don't look all that tough.  Hell, I'd fight one of those fuckers.

If ever a Navy SEAL should be attacked by a Silverback Gorilla........Pray for the Gorilla.

Please do, and don't let anything hold you to do it. That would be something to see, so see you in youtube  ;D
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: benchmstr on March 20, 2014, 11:01:39 PM

bench is out keeping America safe.


...he doesn't have time to joke around >:(
not really, actually just eating an apple and thinking about replacing all my shoe laces with bungee laces

bench
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Novena on March 21, 2014, 12:26:36 AM
Man up and get some penny loafers.
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: falco on March 21, 2014, 07:03:09 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zovcadn.jpg)
 
I could manhandle both these bitches.  8)

They look cute but a bite of those infants can do damage.
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Thick Nick on March 21, 2014, 07:16:29 AM
Is this thread being used to lure out SMM? It will work no doubt... Any suspects?
Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 21, 2014, 07:22:23 AM
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Title: Re: Navy Seal SF Vs. Strongman Vs. Silverback Gorilla
Post by: CalvinH on March 21, 2014, 08:23:34 AM
not really, actually just eating an apple and thinking about replacing all my shoe laces with bungee laces

bench


Great, I feel much safer now!