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Title: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: nycwit on March 24, 2014, 08:34:39 AM
just did an 8hr marathon with her last night,
she wanted to see me tonight
i had to make up an excuse, so i can rest my cock and tongue, still sore from last night.
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 08:35:38 AM
a decent sized cock can do the job in 5 minutes
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: nycwit on March 24, 2014, 08:43:56 AM
a decent sized cock can do the job in 5 minutes

if you looked up the word nympho is the dictionary, her name would be sited.
she could take cock all night non stop.
slow day for me, only came 3 times.
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 08:45:12 AM
if you looked up the word nympho is the dictionary, her name would be sited.
she could take cock all night non stop.
slow day for me, only came 3 times.
my point still stands
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on March 24, 2014, 09:01:33 AM
if you looked up the word nympho is the dictionary, her name would be sited.
she could take cock all night non stop.
slow day for me, only came 3 times.

Girls like that are fun. Lately my girls have been lame when it comes to sex drive. Last June, I had a total nympho like the one you mentioned.
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 09:03:10 AM
Girls like that are fun. Lately my girls have been lame when it comes to sex drive. Last June, I had a total nympho like the one you mentioned.

little anabolico born in May…classy dude, real classy.
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: the trainer on March 24, 2014, 09:08:41 AM
just did an 8hr marathon with her last night,
she wanted to see me tonight
i had to make up an excuse, so i can rest my cock and tongue, still sore from last night.

You are a fucking basement dweller fat loser who lives off telling your fantasies on getbig, get out of the house and try the real world it will do you good.
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 09:17:54 AM
just did an 8hr marathon with her last night,
she wanted to see me tonight
i had to make up an excuse, so i can rest my cock and tongue, still sore from last night.

You had sex for 8hrs last night? most girls would tap out after 45 minutes  one hour max if you make them cum and keep hitting good, you're doing it wrong or you have a penis the size of a pinky.
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 24, 2014, 09:32:58 AM
I believe it was the great Milo's who also paid the price of eating the pussy of whores
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: hrspwr1 on March 24, 2014, 09:36:00 AM
just did an 8hr marathon with her last night,
she wanted to see me tonight
i had to make up an excuse, so i can rest my cock and tongue, still sore from last night.

 Just have her come over cook, clean the place up and blow you. What the hell is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: _aj_ on March 24, 2014, 09:37:38 AM
little anabolico born in May…classy dude, real classy.

I don't think that AMD was the father of Halo's kid, FWIW.
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 09:40:09 AM
I don't think that AMD was the father of Halo's kid, FWIW.
according to the test there is 99.99% probability he's actually mine
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: Shockwave on March 24, 2014, 09:44:44 AM
according to the test there is 99.99% probability he's actually mine
so, what youre saying is there is still a chance hes not yours?
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 09:45:26 AM
so, what youre saying is there is still a chance hes not yours?
of course cant you read percentages ???
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: Shockwave on March 24, 2014, 09:49:47 AM
of course cant you read percentages ???
way to spoil the joke asshole.
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 09:55:37 AM
way to spoil the joke asshole.
how am i supposed to know it's a joke if it's not funny ???
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: Shockwave on March 24, 2014, 10:10:01 AM
how am i supposed to know it's a joke if it's not funny ???
*facepalm
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: pedro01 on March 24, 2014, 10:15:59 AM
just did an 8hr marathon with her last night,
she wanted to see me tonight
i had to make up an excuse, so i can rest my cock and tongue, still sore from last night.

FFS - 8 hours?

Can you stop that please?

You are spoiling it for the rest of us.
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 10:17:10 AM
Seriously, who the fuck wants to be sawing away for 8 hours.
Sex is good, but its not that fucking good.
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 10:19:33 AM
 ::)

The longest consecutive intercourse I ever had was 2 hours, and it left both sides of my masculinity sanded down to raw meat from the friction burn. I couldn't use it for a week afterward for the pain. So I'm calling bullshit.
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: Shockwave on March 24, 2014, 10:21:46 AM
Seriously, who the fuck wants to be sawing away for 8 hours.
Sex is good, but its not that fucking good.
ive done it a couple times with a chick when we were both jacked up on meth. Its fun once or twice, especially with a methd out whore. (I couldnt nut and when i did it was mind bogglingly intense, and she nutted over and over almost passing out) But that's it. It sucks sober and meth ruins sex sober for a while after you stop.

an hour is pretty much it now, and thats pushing it. Wife gets off twice, good to go, pass the fuck out.

30-45min is much more fun and not overkill.
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: pedro01 on March 24, 2014, 10:28:52 AM
Seriously, who the fuck wants to be sawing away for 8 hours.
Sex is good, but its not that fucking good.

Never underestimate the power of alcohol and viagra.

I remember once taking a gal home and nailing her for about 4 hours (although it's not as if we timed it). What a good sport that gal was. She just came time & time & time again. Could not get enough of it. Never met a gal like it. I was uber fit at the time, running 9k a day and I had just the perfect amount of booze & V.

In the morning, I nipped out to go to Starbucks - out of bed, to the elevator, not a single step up or down till I got to the building exit...

I took that step down, my legs gave way and I ended up in a heap on the floor.

She is now my wife. We tend not to omit this part of our "how did you two get together" story.
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: Shockwave on March 24, 2014, 10:32:01 AM
Never underestimate the power of alcohol and viagra.

I remember once taking a gal home and nailing her for about 4 hours (although it's not as if we timed it). What a good sport that gal was. She just came time & time & time again. Could not get enough of it. Never met a gal like it. I was uber fit at the time, running 9k a day and I had just the perfect amount of booze & V.

In the morning, I nipped out to go to Starbucks - out of bed, to the elevator, not a single step up or down till I got to the building exit...

I took that step down, my legs gave way and I ended up in a heap on the floor.

She is now my wife. We tend not to omit this part of our "how did you two get together" story.
lol. I dont talk to that girl I had the meth experience with because we couldnt be in the same room without getting high. Were better off apart. Neither of us would be alive today if we stayed close friends.
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: ismoseppo on March 24, 2014, 10:32:11 AM
Never underestimate the power of alcohol and viagra.

I remember once taking a gal home and nailing her for about 4 hours (although it's not as if we timed it). What a good sport that gal was. She just came time & time & time again. Could not get enough of it. Never met a gal like it. I was uber fit at the time, running 9k a day and I had just the perfect amount of booze & V.

In the morning, I nipped out to go to Starbucks - out of bed, to the elevator, not a single step up or down till I got to the building exit...

I took that step down, my legs gave way and I ended up in a heap on the floor.

She is now my wife. We tend not to omit this part of our "how did you two get together" story.

lol this is fantastic--and this was  the first time you met and you ended up married? Thats rare i think after a first nighter lioke this
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 10:34:43 AM
::)

The longest consecutive intercourse I ever had was 2 hours, and it left both sides of my masculinity sanded down to raw meat from the friction burn. I couldn't use it for a week afterward for the pain. So I'm calling bullshit.

This was vaginal.
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 10:36:25 AM
This was vaginal.
How do you know?
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: Yanin on March 24, 2014, 01:57:39 PM
Clearly heavily medicated. Know one in there right mind would do such a thing as this unless.. You are 18 years old and have tight fist syndrome or two, female is in anti depressants and is used to taking bbc
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 01:58:32 PM
female is in anti depressants
so like 70% of American white women over 18
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: pedro01 on March 24, 2014, 07:43:21 PM
lol this is fantastic--and this was  the first time you met and you ended up married? Thats rare i think after a first nighter lioke this

Not the first time we met but first time we mated!
Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: Nomad on March 24, 2014, 09:25:50 PM
You had sex for 8hrs last night? most girls would tap out after 45 minutes  one hour max if you make them cum and keep hitting good, you're doing it wrong or you have a penis the size of a pinky.

I wouldn't say tapout. But unless she is rolling in orgasms you are going to get the nice reminder of "baby you finished yet."

Title: Re: Turned down a girl today, had to rest my cock and tongue
Post by: forillagorilla on March 24, 2014, 10:33:30 PM
You are a fucking basement dweller fat loser who lives off telling your fantasies on getbig, get out of the house and try the real world it will do you good.

The little guy probably believes this nonsense - because in his warped mind he imagines it so intensely that it is real to him.