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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: 240 is Back on March 24, 2014, 05:19:59 PM
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Bigger calves than Wolf.
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I'd clean her ass out with my tongue. Then tell her to clean her room.
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- 1) I would require those panties to be crotchless.
- 2) I would carry a little bell, a teeny tiny little bell, that you can barely hear, like what you would have in a cage with a canary. Whenever I would ring it, she would know that she has 5 seconds to get ready for me to fuck her.
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Would love to be that step ladder.
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doesnt observe proper ladder safety protocols.
would not hit.
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That step ladder seems out of step with the rest of the picture.
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This closet is giving me anxiety :-X
Great calves though
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Affecting my OCD.
Would not hit.
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If she doesn't have time to clean her room, does she have time to clean her vagina?
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I don't care how hot she it, I'll nip out for a coffee and when I'm back the place better be tidy, if not she will be anally punished for her sins, kicked out and then bring in a fat Mexican maid which I will impregnate Arnie style
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whats the problem
hot as fuck
and plenty of garments to wipe your cock on when you are finished
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I don't care how hot she it, I'll nip out for a coffee and when I'm back the place better be tidy, if not she will be anally punished for her sins, kicked out and then bring in a fat Mexican maid which I will impregnate Arnie style
What is wrong with these tramps though?
I'm no snob, but my 3 year old son knows how to tidy his room
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If she doesn't have time to clean her room, does she have time to clean her vagina?
This. I want to witness her taking a shower, washing her genitals and brushing her teeth before coming close to that untidy bitch. Even Falcon's place is better kept than hers.
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What is wrong with these tramps though?
I'm no snob, but my 3 year old son knows how to tidy his room
Big(lil')Cyp
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Big(lil')Cyp
What are you trying to say, orallybaptizeserections?
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Big(lil')Cyp
jizzle inspections are you daring to challenge my legendary gimmick cyp?
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What are you trying to say, orallybaptizeserections?
jizzle inspections are you daring to challenge my legendary gimmick cyp?
Jesus.
You girls are thick as thieves. I was making reference to bigcyp's jr hence the big(lil)cyp.
Now the the next time something like this happens, Im gonna need you boys to stop, pull your head out of each others asses, and think ;D
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jizzle inspections are you daring to challenge my legendary gimmick cyp?
Bigmc, I get the feeling that Sohoconnections is the kind of 'guy' who looks for a property on Rightmove.com and tries typing 'fully furnished with black men' in the bedrooms tab
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Nothing turns me off more than a lazy bitch who does not clean her house I would never date a woman like that.
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Bigmc, I get the feeling that Sohoconnections is the kind of 'guy' who looks for a property on Rightmove.com and tries typing 'fully furnished with black men' in the bedrooms tab
are you saying cyp that sits on erections key search words for his new property were glory hole and views of hampstead heath
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are you saying cyp that sits on erections key search words for his new property were glory hole and views of hampstead heath
Haha yes bigmc, japseye collections isn't fooled by the traditional freshly brewed tea and pressed linen smell tricks when buying a house, and just asks to smell their cocks
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Haha yes bigmc, japseye collections isn't fooled by the traditional freshly brewed tea and pressed linen smell tricks when buying a house, and just asks to smell their cocks
haha yes cyp when the estate agent asked for a deposit anal suggestions unbuckled his belt and told him to bend over
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Haha yes bigmc, japseye collections isn't fooled by the traditional freshly brewed tea and pressed linen smell tricks when buying a house, and just asks to smell their cocks
Jokes on you bro. Deviated septum, I cant even smell.
All I was trying to convey originally is the fact that Bigshit and Bigsmack purposely keep their arms south of 15" and keep their hair with contemporary teen cuts in an attempt to lure their target demographic, post pubescent twink boys.
I also hear they are the kind of guys post craigslist ads with narratives comparable to "completely straight dudes just lookin' to suck some cock"
you two are quite the real estate moguls
I found your agency photoshoot! You guys are brave, indeed. Bigmc, you wear that orange well. And Bigcyp, other than the hairline, you have a great bone structure for scamming for co
(http://www.gayrealestatemn.com/images/two-men.png)
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haha yes cyp when the estate agent asked for a deposit anal suggestions unbuckled his belt and told him to bend over
the way you describe this encounter it makes me feel this is a daily occurance for you ;D
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Nothing turns me off more than a lazy bitch who does not clean her house I would never date a woman like that.
Fix it for you, you man loving nut juggling bag of post suck.
They named a new dinosaur after you - Tyrannosaurus Fag
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Oh gawd MDF cubbyholes :-X
Would love to be her credit card issuer.
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How many of us have had sex with a girl, where..
1) She wasn't a fresh/clean as we would have liked
2) Her house/car/sex location was filthy but we continued anyway
3) She had some major issue/flaw but we overlooked it for an hour...
4) We knew before starting the sex that we would 100% run and never contact again right afterwards
5) We actually laid groundwork for our excuse BEFORE the sex so it seemed true afterwards
???
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Yeah but not all 5 with the same woman/ same encounter. That'd be some State of Florida shit.
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How many of us have had sex with a girl, where..
1) She wasn't a fresh/clean as we would have liked- Many, many, many times
2) Her house/car/sex location was filthy but we continued anyway- Seldom bothered to notice which speaks out loud for the times I did notice
3) She had some major issue/flaw but we overlooked it for an hour...- Every time
4) We knew before starting the sex that we would 100% run and never contact again right afterwards- Almost every time
5) We actually laid groundwork for our excuse BEFORE the sex so it seemed true afterwards- I even did that with my wife
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How many of us have had sex with a girl, where..
1) She wasn't a fresh/clean as we would have liked
2) Her house/car/sex location was filthy but we continued anyway
3) She had some major issue/flaw but we overlooked it for an hour...
4) We knew before starting the sex that we would 100% run and never contact again right afterwards
5) We actually laid groundwork for our excuse BEFORE the sex so it seemed true afterwards
???
bitch had gerbils running all over the place
went for a piss and their was gerbil shit all over the floor
still smashed her to pieces
not proud though not proud at all
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bitch had gerbils running all over the place
went for a piss and their was gerbil shit all over the floor
still smashed her to pieces
not proud though not proud at all
Lol!!! This is cracking me up!!!
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Lol!!! This is cracking me up!!!
im hoping they were gerbils
might have been colourful rats ;D