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Title: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: ismoseppo on March 27, 2014, 11:37:14 PM
member el numero uno inquired about something and was told he would have to do something in exchange for it

i was then asked to judge whatever el numero did whether it was worthy of what he asked for or not

well, it is beyond worthy-----he absolutely deserves what he asked for with this golden moment on getbig

I present to you el numero uno:

Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: ismoseppo on March 27, 2014, 11:48:34 PM
im on my 5th time watching it and im literally in tears laughing its so good

sloopy lips to lips omg ahahahahahhahah el numero uno you are the fucking king

i woke my gf up laughing shes all what the fuck is wrong with you---i made her watch it--she told me i was insane

AJAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

best thing ever on this site
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: ismoseppo on March 27, 2014, 11:55:35 PM
i got shipped to the couch cause i  cant quit laughing


'in a drunken kiss please delete my account\

ahhahahaahahah

'virgin and fat i need to vacuum out the fluids'

oh lord ahahhahahahahhaah
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: gee38 on March 27, 2014, 11:55:46 PM
shit.
the.
bed.


'props' is the word here!
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: The True Adonis on March 27, 2014, 11:58:22 PM
OMFFG!!!!

All we need now is Daddywaddy to make a tribute song.  This is hilarious.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: SF1900 on March 28, 2014, 12:20:19 AM
haha lol, that was awesome. Good job!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 28, 2014, 12:35:30 AM
Mutta perkele voi vittu rautakanga i persereikki cant see it from my phone..must go to the computer  ow
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: NightTrain on March 28, 2014, 12:40:27 AM
he can barely speak english lol
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 28, 2014, 12:45:33 AM
Haha that was great.

Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 28, 2014, 12:59:06 AM
member el numero uno inquired about something and was told he would have to do something in exchange for it

i was then asked to judge whatever el numero did whether it was worthy of what he asked for or not

well, it is beyond worthy-----he absolutely deserves what he asked for with this golden moment on getbig

I present to you el numero uno:



dem barre chords
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 28, 2014, 01:01:26 AM
member el numero uno inquired about something and was told he would have to do something in exchange for it

i was then asked to judge whatever el numero did whether it was worthy of what he asked for or not

well, it is beyond worthy-----he absolutely deserves what he asked for with this golden moment on getbig

I present to you el numero uno:



I'm getting a getbig tattoo let me mod a section!!!!!!!!

Fucking golden!!!!!! el numero uno is a fucking champion!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Love how it pans over shizzo at the beginning.

Between this and the $1,000 donation, ismoseppo is really accomplishing some shit!!!  ;D
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 28, 2014, 01:04:21 AM
I've got it stuck in my head, lol

Vodka is my vitamin....
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 28, 2014, 01:05:49 AM
I'm getting a getbig tattoo let me mod a section!!!!!!!!

Fucking golden!!!!!! el numero uno is a fucking champion!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Love how it pans over shizzo at the beginning.

Between this and the $1,000 donation, ismoseppo is really accomplishing some shit!!!  ;D
no shit gb is so much more fun with avecher here, imagine how fun it would be if he stops with the meds  :D

im starting a fund, 100bucks for every week  he is off them
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: ismoseppo on March 28, 2014, 01:08:08 AM
no shit gb is so much more fun with avecher here, imagine how fun it would be if he stops with the meds  :D

im starting a fund, 100bucks for every week  he is off them

I would be dead or in jail
If that's fun to u please disregard us as friends on here
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 28, 2014, 01:08:35 AM
no shit gb is so much more fun with avecher here, imagine how fun it would be if he stops with the meds  :D

im starting a fund, 100bucks for every week  he is off them

haha, yeah!!

When he goes nuts it's like blowing your load in five seconds though. Then you have to wait several months.  ;D

I'm kind of liking this making it last thing.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: ismoseppo on March 28, 2014, 01:10:26 AM
haha, yeah!!

When he goes nuts it's like blowing your load in five seconds though. Then you have to wait several months.  ;D

I'm kind of liking this making it last thing.

When I was avesher I was on meds ... Same ones lower dose
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 28, 2014, 01:10:56 AM
I would be dead or in jail
If that's fun to u please disregard us as friends on here
relax it was a joke, ofcourse i would never do that =)
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 28, 2014, 01:11:51 AM
When I was avesher I was on meds ... Same ones lower dose

Yeah, I'm kidding too. I don't know you in real life or anything but I'm seriously glad to know you're doing good.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 28, 2014, 04:16:59 AM
Yeah, I'm kidding too. I don't know you in real life or anything but I'm seriously glad to know you're doing good.


Josh aka avesher aka avecher aka ismoosepoop aka ismoseppo is all the way live and good peoples that takes it to the limit and does it all for the sake of our furry non-human people friends.

At the end of the day he is just a bodybuilding sport fan and enthusiast just like us.

He is also team neegars approved and an honorary member of the Neegars and Neeguls talent agency.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: el numero uno on March 28, 2014, 04:23:34 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: bigmc on March 28, 2014, 04:24:33 AM
I love the way he doesn't let rhyming get in the way of his lyrical flow

brilliant  ;D
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Thick Nick on March 28, 2014, 05:41:55 AM
Uno's avatar wins Getbig... That's for sure. Those bouncing juggs are mesmerizing.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: gmflex on March 28, 2014, 05:43:40 AM
This was awesome...
numero uno well done sir  ;D
song should be on I tunes   ;)
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 28, 2014, 05:45:08 AM
No matter what Josh did before, it's all forgotten

True Mainstay on Getbig

Getbig-Hall of Fame material!
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 28, 2014, 05:45:56 AM
No matter what Josh did before, it's all forgotten

True Mainstay on Getbig

Getbig-Hall of Fame material!

X2

Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: chaos on March 28, 2014, 05:57:24 AM
Lmao!! Awesome! Thank God for subtitles. ;D
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: wes on March 28, 2014, 06:00:29 AM
That`s fucking hilarious!  lol  ;D
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: ismoseppo on March 28, 2014, 06:14:58 AM
Junior loved it...kid got himself a Samsung galaxy s4
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: bigmc on March 28, 2014, 06:27:38 AM
video like that could go viral
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 28, 2014, 09:25:44 AM
"vacuum out the fluids" lmao
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: njflex on March 28, 2014, 09:31:15 AM
he's either going to love it or hate it..nice axe work uno.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: beakdoctor on March 28, 2014, 09:47:02 AM
 Sorry,I can't appreciate it...."Drain you" was a brilliant song by a genius musician.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Thick Nick on March 28, 2014, 10:00:42 AM
Can't see this on my phone . I can't wIt to get home to see this lol.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: ismoseppo on March 28, 2014, 10:01:53 AM
Sorry,I can't appreciate it...."Drain you" was a brilliant song by a genius musician.

oh brother relax mr serious
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: ismoseppo on March 28, 2014, 02:50:09 PM
bump for this epic video
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 29, 2014, 10:27:07 AM
This thread deserve much more posts than this
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: ismoseppo on March 29, 2014, 11:08:12 AM
This thread deserve much more posts than this

absolutely---one of the three best threads of the year with that video
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: King Shizzo on March 29, 2014, 11:55:11 AM
El Numero Uno,

Fantastic video my friend. The lyrics were both brutal and hysterical at the same time. I hear you are getting a phone out of the deal? Sweet.

Great job.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: ismoseppo on March 29, 2014, 12:25:35 PM
Breaking news!

Apparently he is working on a new video which is posting in the next 24 hours.

Can't wait, the kid is a genius!  :o
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: dustin on March 29, 2014, 12:32:43 PM
Absolutely fucking hilarious. Was watching this while doing cardio and cracking up. Now my wife and everyone else in the gym are convinced I'm a fucking retard, but that's okay. I don't care about their opinions. This is comedic gold.

Can't wait for the next video. El Numero Uno is a genius!
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: forillagorilla on March 29, 2014, 01:47:27 PM
If that's really a picture of the Shizzo character - wow - that's actually pitiful and I feel guilty laughing. I can't understand how he can brush his teeth with the lights on without throwing up. I don't get the humor of the video but this site is a tad different than the real bb/weight-training/diet advice sites so I realize I am the odd man out in this instance. I can't imagine the reaction this post would get on promuscle - now THAT would be funny.
I just couldn't believe that dude would actually post a pic - I guess that was flexing.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: King Shizzo on March 29, 2014, 01:51:52 PM
If that's really a picture of the Shizzo character - wow - that's actually pitiful and I feel guilty laughing. I can't understand how he can brush his teeth with the lights on without throwing up. I don't get the humor of the video but this site is a tad different than the real bb/weight-training/diet advice sites so I realize I am the odd man out in this instance. I can't imagine the reaction this post would get on promuscle - now THAT would be funny.
I just couldn't believe that dude would actually post a pic - I guess that was flexing.
Its because the picture was meant to be a joke. I have no delusions about the shape I am in. I also have no problems laughing at myself either.

I do not get all angry when people insult me. Thats what makes getbig special.

Its all in good fun for me.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: ismoseppo on March 29, 2014, 02:13:53 PM
Its because the picture was meant to be a joke. I have no delusions about the shape I am in. I also have no problems laughing at myself either.

I do not get all angry when people insult me. Thats what makes getbig special.

Its all in good fun for me.

Shizzo you have been warned twice now!
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Simple Simon on March 29, 2014, 02:16:56 PM
Shizzo you have been warned twice now!
Have you forgotten shizzo is on juniors payroll?
An enemy of shizzos is an enemy of junior.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: ismoseppo on March 29, 2014, 02:20:03 PM
Have you forgotten shizzo is on juniors payroll?
An enemy of shizzos is an enemy of junior.

Shut the fuck up no one is anyone's payroll.

You are just jealous of Junior

What exactly is your problem?
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Simple Simon on March 29, 2014, 02:21:15 PM
Shut the fuck up no one is anyone's payroll.

You are just jealous of Junior

What exactly is your problem?

I thought you understood how things worked here, why are you getting all upset again?

Its just an internet forum
Chill the fuck out.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Thick Nick on March 29, 2014, 03:03:08 PM
The fact that he doesn't speak English makes this 100x funnier. Lol.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: el numero uno on March 29, 2014, 07:48:34 PM
El Numero Uno,

Fantastic video my friend. The lyrics were both brutal and hysterical at the same time. I hear you are getting a phone out of the deal? Sweet.

Great job.

Well, I'm glad you didn't take this as personal because it wasn't. Sorry anyway!
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: el numero uno on March 29, 2014, 08:27:58 PM
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 29, 2014, 08:34:23 PM


rage wider than heath hahahahah
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 29, 2014, 10:34:16 PM
rage wider than heath hahahahah
haha yes lolled for real at that one...and the no homo in the end
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: DroppingPlates on March 30, 2014, 07:25:39 AM
Haha, big bravo!
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Hulkotron on March 30, 2014, 07:37:20 AM
This is the champion's thread of 2014 so far.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Ronnie Rep on March 30, 2014, 08:17:58 AM
Nice Numero! Kurt Cobain would approve!
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: King Shizzo on March 30, 2014, 02:30:15 PM
I really like how you mesh getbig lingo into your lyrics. 

Please feel free to make more. They are really funny.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: el numero uno on April 04, 2014, 10:39:39 AM
Junior loved it...kid got himself a Samsung galaxy s4

As I told you, it turned out that the import of cellphones was recently restricted in my country, so Uncle Junior had to send the money instead, and he did.

He's a man of his word.  8)  8)  8)

Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 04, 2014, 10:51:57 AM
As I told you, it turned out that the import of cellphones was recently restricted in my country, so Uncle Junior had to send the money instead, and he did.

He's a man of his word.  8)  8)  8)





(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-A372_533EF131.jpg)
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: King Shizzo on April 04, 2014, 01:16:04 PM
As I told you, it turned out that the import of cellphones was recently restricted in my country, so Uncle Junior had to send the money instead, and he did.

He's a man of his word.  8)  8)  8)


Thats awesome.
Title: Re: El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on April 04, 2014, 01:32:46 PM
Hmm in all the dubai pics he was lonely, he seemed to started stalking bikini almost from the beginning ( and it looked to work, but i have a feelin she is just in for thecgifts), he starts to talk irl to many members here (who does that) and seemes to almost try to buy friends giving them gifts etc or to animals to get josh to like him......is it only me or  does it seem like joon dont have any friends irl and tries to get new friends on a messageboard by giving them money and gifts.