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Title: Sign me up
Post by: HavoX on March 28, 2014, 05:14:48 PM
No disrespect to the Adonis principles, or gal's philosophy...

But I think uncle joon's cash for chunkers program is the best fit for me
Title: Re: Sign me up
Post by: _aj_ on March 28, 2014, 06:52:38 PM
He's gonna need a lot of cabbage to cure the cattle car of chunky heifers on this "bodybuilding" board.
Title: Re: Sign me up
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 28, 2014, 07:07:17 PM
Joon should sponsor Anabol's quest to 18"...
Title: Re: Sign me up
Post by: the trainer on March 28, 2014, 08:28:10 PM
Quote from: visualizeperfection on March 28, 2014, 07:07:17 PM
Joon should sponsor Anabol's quest to 18"...

I agree and in return halo must pick up 18 year old sluts bring them home get freaky and take pictures.
Title: Re: Sign me up
Post by: pedro01 on March 28, 2014, 08:40:09 PM
Quote from: HavoX on March 28, 2014, 05:14:48 PM
No disrespect to the Adonis principles, or gal's philosophy...

But I think uncle joon's cash for chunkers program is the best fit for me

You ready to prostate yourself at Joons feet & give up your principles for the mighty Daddies dollar?

If so, roll right up.

Payees do need to submit to regular one on one live private video shows. He eases you into these but dont be taken aback when 2 armed mafioso turn up at your door with a bunny suit with a poop chute.

Team Joon is now recruiting. There will be a membership fee but the good news is that he pays members that fee. Membership levels are.

1 - ignore my obvious bullshit, $100 per month
2 - reply nicely to my posts, $200 per month
3 - Full bitch, $500 per month
4 - lifestyle changer, $5k per lifestyle change
5 - pretend girlfriend, $10k per month plus perks
6 - dont tell my dad, (fee available on request with proof of ownership of pater's id)

Members should apply via www.shizzonion.com