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Title: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: the trainer on April 01, 2014, 08:40:57 AM
Hi everybody I would like to announce that I am gay, I have always wanted to be a woman since I was a kid and I am saving up to go to thailand to live for a while and do the operation because they have good doctors and pretty lady boys, I would then like to complete in female bodybuilding contests and hopefully become a pro, looking forward to the support from my fellow getbiggers as I embark on this new chapter.
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: njflex on April 01, 2014, 08:41:59 AM
Hi everybody I would like to announce that I am gay, I have always wanted to be a woman since I was a kid and I am saving up to go to thailand to live for a while and do the operation because they have good doctors and pretty lady boys, I would then like to complete in female bodybuilding contests and hopefully become a pro, looking forward to the support from my fellow getbiggers as I embark on this new chapter.
NEW HANDLE 'THE TRANNY'FLIP FEW LETTERS.
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 01, 2014, 08:50:23 AM
Hi everybody I would like to announce that I am gay, I have always wanted to be a woman since I was a kid and I am saving up to go to thailand to live for a while and do the operation because they have good doctors and pretty lady boys, I would then like to complete in female bodybuilding contests and hopefully become a pro, looking forward to the support from my fellow getbiggers as I embark on this new chapter.

You really didn't have to announce the obvious. But if it makes you feel better, then hey, more power to ya.
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: Knooger on April 01, 2014, 08:51:49 AM
When they cut you a pussy can I fuck it?
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: visualizeperfection on April 01, 2014, 08:53:08 AM
the trainer is a really great gimmick.

we are all fortunate to have this one.
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: _aj_ on April 01, 2014, 08:54:15 AM
Best of luck on your nut nibbling journey of scrotum and hairy ass, unburdened from all the lies.

That post sucked, by the way.  As do all of your posts, except maybe 3 or 4, and one was a copy/paste.  You're still an unfunny goo gurgling semi retarded fuck, but at least you can be that way without guilt now.

My work is done here.

And so Foozle can now leave us, confident that his mission was fulfilled. Will he pick another target? Continue to work on "The Trainer" or simply fade away? No one but Foozle can know this.
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: falco on April 01, 2014, 09:02:20 AM
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: visualizeperfection on April 01, 2014, 09:03:46 AM
foozle brings the heat in a way that only elite level getbig athletes can. the work of simon, bigcyp/mc, and myself come to mind.


im a very humble guy.


edit: Njflex has a legit 13 inch cock. No joke.
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: njflex on April 01, 2014, 09:04:42 AM
foozle brings the heat in a way that only elite level getbig athletes can. the work of simon, bigcyp/mc, and myself come to mind.


im a very humble guy.
GOOD LIST..
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: visualizeperfection on April 01, 2014, 09:06:22 AM
GOOD LIST..

its since been amended.
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: no one on April 01, 2014, 09:26:34 AM
Hi everybody I would like to announce that I am gay, I have always wanted to be a woman since I was a kid and I am saving up to go to thailand to live for a while and do the operation because they have good doctors and pretty lady boys, I would then like to complete in female bodybuilding contests and hopefully become a pro, looking forward to the support from my fellow getbiggers as I embark on this new chapter.


you're not Tedim.
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: Shockwave on April 01, 2014, 09:59:06 AM
I think 'the trainer' wanted to be done with his acct so he started the 'foozle' acct to finish off his creation and set himself free.

TL;DR, Foozle is The trainer
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 01, 2014, 10:02:07 AM
Go back and get in the closet.
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: Wiggs on April 01, 2014, 01:31:37 PM
It's dark and hell is hot. That's not an April Fools joke.
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: warez4gold on April 01, 2014, 01:33:03 PM
bring me back some primo on your way home.  i want the real shit this time so don't fuck around!  stick it up your newly dug out va-jay-jay so customs won't know.
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: wes on April 01, 2014, 02:05:04 PM
Best of luck on your nut nibbling journey of scrotum and hairy ass, unburdened from all the lies.

That post sucked, by the way.  As do all of your posts, except maybe 3 or 4, and one was a copy/paste.  You're still an unfunny goo gurgling semi retarded fuck, but at least you can be that way without guilt now.

My work is done here.
lol  ;D
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: Simple Simon on April 01, 2014, 02:08:20 PM
Hi everybody I would like to announce that I am gay, I have always wanted to be a woman since I was a kid and I am saving up to go to thailand to live for a while and do the operation because they have good doctors and pretty lady boys, I would then like to complete in female bodybuilding contests and hopefully become a pro, looking forward to the support from my fellow getbiggers as I embark on this new chapter.
(http://freepatriot.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/article-2471523-18E7F72500000578-250_634x386.jpg)
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: the trainer on April 01, 2014, 03:47:08 PM
Well this april fools thread did not go the way I thought it would, apart from my stalker gimmick foozle there was no insults getbig has really gone soft.
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: Knooger on April 01, 2014, 03:50:11 PM
Well this april fools thread did not go the way I thought it would, apart from my stalker gimmick foozle there was no insults getbig has really gone soft.

If you're not going to get a pussy then I'm going to fuck your ass.
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: BIG DUB on April 01, 2014, 04:06:58 PM
be honest.. if no one found out.. would you hit it.. :P



Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: the trainer on April 01, 2014, 04:49:38 PM
be honest.. if no one found out.. would you hit it.. :P





If you hit this you would only be 20 percent gay and by screaming out no homo while hitting it would eliminate that 20  percent.
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: BIG DUB on April 01, 2014, 04:53:30 PM
If you hit this you would only be 20 percent gay and by screaming out no homo while hitting it would eliminate that 20  percent.

20% I could deal with hahaha
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: Foozle on April 01, 2014, 06:10:34 PM
Well this april fools thread did not go the way I thought it would, apart from my stalker gimmick foozle there was no insults getbig has really gone soft.

The only thing that goes soft is your dick in the presence of women, gaylord.

Stupid fuck.  You had to come out of the closet, since there's no closet big enough to house your lust for nutfuzz and man sphincter you dickriding suck posting fake-ass trainer real-ass dicklicker.

If you were a jedi you'd be Luke Manfucker.

Gayner.
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: snx on April 01, 2014, 06:38:11 PM
Best of luck on your nut nibbling journey of scrotum and hairy ass, unburdened from all the lies.

That post sucked, by the way.  As do all of your posts, except maybe 3 or 4, and one was a copy/paste.  You're still an unfunny goo gurgling semi retarded fuck, but at least you can be that way without guilt now.

My work is done here.
savatage
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 01, 2014, 06:45:56 PM
Paul Walker
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: G_Thang on April 01, 2014, 06:49:35 PM
Hi everybody I would like to announce that I am gay, I have always wanted to be a woman since I was a kid and I am saving up to go to thailand to live for a while and do the operation because they have good doctors and pretty lady boys, I would then like to complete in female bodybuilding contests and hopefully become a pro, looking forward to the support from my fellow getbiggers as I embark on this new chapter.



Mr. Bigglesworth, it's hot in here. 
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: no one on April 01, 2014, 07:47:40 PM
The only thing that goes soft is your dick in the presence of women, gaylord.

Stupid fuck.  You had to come out of the closet, since there's no closet big enough to house your lust for nutfuzz and man sphincter you dickriding suck posting fake-ass trainer real-ass dicklicker.

If you were a jedi you'd be Luke Manfucker.

Gayner.

lol!
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: wild willie on April 01, 2014, 08:56:05 PM
this thread belongs in the toilet.
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: Fallsview on April 01, 2014, 09:30:42 PM
GetBig wedding....
Title: Re: Coming out of the Closet
Post by: Knooger on April 01, 2014, 10:04:09 PM
this thread belongs in the toilet.

Now that someone made with the pics, I'd say you're right.