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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: skillion on April 08, 2014, 12:53:11 PM
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Weekly Unemployment Benefit: $514
Health Insurance: Free with 0 deductible/copay
Fuel Assistance: $795 Winter 13-14
Food Stamps: Application being processed.
This is a time in my life to stop and smell the roses. To sleep in. To enjoy that second cup of coffee in the morning. Lifting weights and buying protein powder with this free money. Movies from Redbox and sleeping like a baby in mid afternoon. I love it!
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i've been doing the same since february
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i've been doing the same since february
Obama's a good dude.
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Do it! Use up those earmarked dollars and live the life, that's what they are for.
Don't forget to enjoy a glass of wine too, it will keep you from doing productive shit like applying for jobs and other traps.
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I just did my taxes and almost lost my mind at what I have to pay to The Man every year. You can thank me later for financing your layabout lifestyle.
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Obama's a good dude.
lolololololololololololo lololololololololol.
Enjoy it. Cause when it's time to go back to work, you're gonna hate life until you're re-institutionalized.
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Weekly Unemployment Benefit: $514
Health Insurance: Free with 0 deductible/copay
Fuel Assistance: $795 Winter 13-14
Food Stamps: Application being processed.
This is a time in my life to stop and smell the roses. To sleep in. To enjoy that second cup of coffee in the morning. Lifting weights and buying protein powder with this free money. Movies from Redbox and sleeping like a baby in mid afternoon. I love it!
I do a lot of shit to avoid paying too much taxes because of losers like yourself.
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The one thing u can't have back is time, and you're wasting it.
or maybe you are wasting it ;)
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or maybe you are wasting it ;)
Mmmhm!
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So the "Discipline" in your avatar is a joke of some sorts.
I was being facetious. I've been working since I was 14 and if I got laid off today I'll be working elsewhere tomorrow.
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Most of us do waste some time during the course of a day. Wasting whole months is sad.
You mad?
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I do a lot of shit to avoid paying too much taxes because of losers like yourself.
Do you shelter a lot of your income in the cayman islands?
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Living the American dream!
However, you're going to have a nasty wake up call when the unemployment bennies run out and you cannot find a job.
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I do a lot of shit to avoid paying too much taxes because of losers like yourself.
People like him are only part of the reason why you are paying high taxes.
The US government is totally corrupt.
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Weekly Unemployment Benefit: $514
Health Insurance: Free with 0 deductible/copay
Fuel Assistance: $795 Winter 13-14
Food Stamps: Application being processed.
This is a time in my life to stop and smell the roses. To sleep in. To enjoy that second cup of coffee in the morning. Lifting weights and buying protein powder with this free money. Movies from Redbox and sleeping like a baby in mid afternoon. I love it!
single, no kids, late 20s/early 30s?
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Do you shelter a lot of your income in the cayman islands?
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yes I have some swiss accounts as well cant remember all the countries I would have to ask my attorneys and accountants.
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yes I have some swiss accounts as well cant remember all the countries I would have to ask my attorneys and accountants.
hardcore is the only way to bank.
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single, no kids, late 20s/early 30s?
Does it matter?
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People like him are only part of the reason why you are paying high taxes.
The US government is totally corrupt.
Don't forget to add in all the illegals and baby mommas on welfare!
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Living the American dream!
However, you're going to have a nasty wake up call when the unemployment bennies run out and you cannot find a job.
Oh the government will have something else for me. Obama has me covered.
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Do something productive with the time off. Read, relax (being lazy is not relaxing, go read a book under a tree or go for a walk), better yourself, do errands around the house and shit like that. Don't just jack off and nap all day.
I'll be taking time off at the end of this month and it'll be the first time in my life where I haven't worked. I worked in high school and almost everyday since graduating. Any time I have off, I try using it productively. If you just sit around being lazy, the time flies way too quickly and you've wasted that time. Make the best of it while you can. Just my two cents. If people want to sit around all day until their apartment suite smells like rotten garbage then that's their prerogative.
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I have 2 jobs these days. Feels about a million times better then not doing anything. If only my face could clear up a bit after the flu then life is good lol.
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Do something productive with the time off. Read, relax (being lazy is not relaxing, go read a book under a tree or go for a walk), better yourself, do errands around the house and shit like that. Don't just jack off and nap all day.
I'll be taking time off at the end of this month and it'll be the first time in my life where I haven't worked. I worked in high school and almost everyday since graduating. Any time I have off, I try using it productively. If you just sit around being lazy, the time flies way too quickly and you've wasted that time. Make the best of it while you can. Just my two cents. If people want to sit around all day until their apartment suite smells like rotten garbage then that's their prerogative.
I'll tell you something, the human body comes up with some funky smells when you don't shower and you run out of toilet paper. McDonald's napkins are alright but don't really get the job done.
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Does it matter?
It can matter quite a lot actually, but every situation is different.
Now, if that was your situation, my comment would've been that this time could be one of the best of your life for new things so enjoy it.
This freakin board sometimes.
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I'll tell you something, the human body comes up with some funky smells when you don't shower and you run out of toilet paper. McDonald's napkins are alright but don't really get the job done.
I had an unemployed room mate that was addicted to World of Warcraft. I have been introduced to those such smells. I would pay money to be able to get lobotomized and forget those smells...
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The trolling is weak with this one
But in the off chance this is true, gravy train will end sooner than later and you'll be stuck being a lowlife. HTH
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i've been doing the same since february
Every 18yo 'virgins' dream about unemployed bold dented heads ;D
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Weekly Unemployment Benefit: $514
Health Insurance: Free with 0 deductible/copay
Fuel Assistance: $795 Winter 13-14
Food Stamps: Application being processed.
This is a time in my life to stop and smell the roses. To sleep in. To enjoy that second cup of coffee in the morning. Lifting weights and buying protein powder with this free money. Movies from Redbox and sleeping like a baby in mid afternoon. I love it!
Sounds like you're living the AMERICAN DREAM. Keep up the good work, someone out there is proud of you!
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Attention - Public Announcement: - Patrons of Getbig. Skillion has trolled you. Go back to your shitty fucking lives and conservative, hick ideals.
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lololololololololololololololololololololol.
Enjoy it. Cause when it's time to go back to work, you're gonna hate life until you're re-institutionalized.
The scary thing is that maybe a handful understand what you are saying - even scarier is that you are dead on balls accurate.
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Would love to be on unemployment
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Weekly Unemployment Benefit: $514
Health Insurance: Free with 0 deductible/copay
Fuel Assistance: $795 Winter 13-14
Food Stamps: Application being processed.
Self Esteem: 0
This is a time in my life to stop and smell the roses. To sleep in. To enjoy that second cup of coffee in the morning. Lifting weights and buying protein powder with this free money. Movies from Redbox and sleeping like a baby in mid afternoon. I love it!
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The scary thing is that maybe a handful understand what you are saying - even scarier is that you are dead on balls accurate.
its true. I worked my whole life from 12 on, until I went to school. ... then when I graduated I had a period of 4-6 months while I was moving and finding a job.... when I started working again it was horrible for about 6 months.
horrible.
either dont stop working or never start again, because youll want to off yourself quickly.
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Would love to be on unemployment
I see what you did there.
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Serious question, how can you feel like a man when you can even get a job And not even trying to find one?
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unemployment ::) ::)
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Serious question, how can you feel like a man when you can even get a job And not even trying to find one?
Well, last night for example I rented that new Jason Statham movie Homefront from Redbox and had an awesome frozen pizza. Then I read a book I ordered from Amazon until I fell asleep. Today I will relax and take it easy as I am nursing a cold. As long as those checks keep rolling in I feel just terrific. Actually it's not checks anymore. They download the cake right onto a debit card. Good stuff.
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Well, last night for example I rented that new Jason Statham movie Homefront from Redbox and had an awesome frozen pizza. Then I read a book I ordered from Amazon until I fell asleep. Today I will relax and take it easy as I am nursing a cold. As long as those checks keep rolling in I feel just terrific. Actually it's not checks anymore. They download the cake right onto a debit card. Good stuff.
Level 17 Mage Troll detected. He's been at this a while folks. Well crafted trade. I'll allow it.
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Weekly Unemployment Benefit: $514
Health Insurance: Free with 0 deductible/copay
Fuel Assistance: $795 Winter 13-14
Food Stamps: Application being processed.
This is a time in my life to stop and smell the roses. To sleep in. To enjoy that second cup of coffee in the morning. Lifting weights and buying protein powder with this free money. Movies from Redbox and sleeping like a baby in mid afternoon. I love it!
Spoken like a true lazy entitled lib. Lemme guess, you "voted" for that loser Obama didn't you?
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But in all fairness to you, you probably do more work sitting on your ass in one day than Obama does in an entire week.
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Spoken like a true lazy entitled lib. Lemme guess, you "voted" for that loser Obama didn't you?
Why would I not vote for a man who gets me a weekly income to get me through this difficult time plus free health insurance plus free fuel assistance plus food stamps? To vote otherwise would be very foolish.
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Serious question, how can you feel like a man when you can even get a job And not even trying to find one?
Best way around not feeling like a man is to shag the neighbors wives when their husbands are at work.
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Thanks for reminding me why I work 60+ hour weeks, those paltry handouts wouldn't go far in this part of Murica.
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The unemployment days.. Really takes me back. I was depressed as hell then. You feel worthless and as if you're contributing nothing to society. Feels so much better to be productive and EARN a paycheck. I do miss the carefree attitude and wearing shorts/schmedium t-shirt everyday.
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Why would I not vote for a man who gets me a weekly income to get me through this difficult time plus free health insurance plus free fuel assistance plus food stamps? To vote otherwise would be very foolish.
It's as difficult as you make it. If you can't make it without government assistance, you have major problems. It use to be people were ashamed to say they were on UE, today they boast about it. If you got fired from a job, you're entitled to it UNTIL you find another job. But if you don't find a job (or not look) just to milk the system, makes you a loser.
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I finally got my ass a job (in sales) and just moved out of the parents house
I'm fckn 31, bout damn time
8)
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Skillion just pinged lv90 with his Troll.
Congrats bro!
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Every 18yo 'virgins' dream about unemployed bold dented heads ;D
You forgot black...
But very good nonetheless.
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It's as difficult as you make it. If you can't make it without government assistance, you have major problems. It use to be people were ashamed to say they were on UE, today they boast about it. If you got fired from a job, you're entitled to it UNTIL you find another job. But if you don't find a job (or not look) just to milk the system, makes you a loser.
I'd be ashamed to be on the dole. Utterly ashamed. I always live by the 3 year rule. Have enough in the bank to cover yourself for 3 years in the event of a job loss or life changing injury. Enough so I could take my time finding another job or retrain if I must. But these irrelevant protozoa that's always one missed salary away from starvation disgusts me. How the fuck can anyone live like that ???
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Is there any reason for an able-bodied male to get any kind of unemployment, welfare, etc., beyond say 3 months? Seriously. U can always find some kind of work. U can work at a fast food restaurant, stand outside Home Depot with the Mexicans, etc., until u find something better.
Just stopping and smelling the roses.
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Skillion just pinged lv90 with his Troll.
Congrats bro!
And his troll-powers are drawing in Coach like a moth to a flame.
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Weekly Unemployment Benefit: $514
Health Insurance: Free with 0 deductible/copay
Fuel Assistance: $795 Winter 13-14
Food Stamps: Application being processed.
This is a time in my life to stop and smell the roses. To sleep in. To enjoy that second cup of coffee in the morning. Lifting weights and buying protein powder with this free money. Movies from Redbox and sleeping like a baby in mid afternoon. I love it!
Unemployment is a joke here. 188 euro/week whether you have been working a E100k/year job for 20 years paying taxes or you never worked a day and just drink on the street. I paid taxes for years through PRSI from working as an employee and owning a business and being self-employed yet when I hit hard times I had trouble getting a penny because I had been self-employed.
You see heroin addicts and alcoholics who never worked a day getting it easy but entrepreneurs and self-employed have no safety net. It's a disgrace. Working 2 jobs now for shit money (relatively speaking) but I'll get back on the ladder earning good money soon. Miss making 2k/week after taxes in mid 20's. Thought the gravy train would never end. (I'm Irish, it did.) :-[
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That's why I love being American. The USA has my back. Now let's just hope I get approved for those food stamps. Now for a bowl of ice cream...
buy some gear.
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That's why I love being American. The USA has my back. Now let's just hope I get approved for those food stamps. Now for a bowl of ice cream...
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Germany and other countries with sense give you six months where you get half your old wages (up to a limit I presume) to get back on your feet so you can still pay the bills and encourage you to find work quickly. Here, you lose your job, you're fucked, and it has happened a lot of people in the last 5/7 years. 4% unemployment to 15% with wages dropping.
Would leave in a heartbeat if I didn't have a son and strong ties here.
I always heard welfare system in USA was shit, is that just for lifetime bums? If so, that's the right system.
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gonna suck going back to work soon :-\
but at least i can retire in a few short years with my investments ;D
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Is there any reason for an able-bodied male to get any kind of unemployment, welfare, etc., beyond say 3 months? Seriously. U can always find some kind of work. U can work at a fast food restaurant, stand outside Home Depot with the Mexicans, etc., until u find something better.
you would really rather work fast food than make more money sitting at home doing whatever you want?
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gonna suck going back to work soon :-\
but at least i can retire in a few short years with my investments ;D
What :o , no more royalties from sales of 6 golden records :'(
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I'll tell you something, the human body comes up with some funky smells when you don't shower and you run out of toilet paper. McDonald's napkins are alright but don't really get the job done.
You sound like a real winner. I'm assuming there is no woman in your life. You know how turned on they are by unemployed men with no goals and aspirations and who don't shower and eat McDonald's. Wonder if your family is proud of you and what your working friends think of you. They must have so much respect for your high level of integrity. Something tells me you never really went much beyond high school in your academics?
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The trolling is weak with this one
But in the off chance this is true, gravy train will end sooner than later and you'll be stuck being a lowlife. HTH
Sounds like he already is a lowlife and he clearly doesn't realize it, or doesn't care.
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The scary thing is that maybe a handful understand what you are saying - even scarier is that you are dead on balls accurate.
Your post implies that you have experience working just enough hours in order to go back on unemployment?
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its true. I worked my whole life from 12 on, until I went to school. ... then when I graduated I had a period of 4-6 months while I was moving and finding a job.... when I started working again it was horrible for about 6 months.
horrible.
either dont stop working or never start again, because youll want to off yourself quickly.
So you worked from birth until 12 and then stopped?
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Serious question, how can you feel like a man when you can even get a job And not even trying to find one?
He'll block out those word. Trust me.
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job is just a means to an end
i laugh at you morons who pride themselves so much in having one
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Level 17 Mage Troll detected. He's been at this a while folks. Well crafted trade. I'll allow it.
Nah, sadly (and pathetically), he's the real deal. Something tells me this winner doesn't have enough initiative and pro-activity to go to the trouble of trolling. It would expend to much energy for him.
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The unemployment days.. Really takes me back. I was depressed as hell then. You feel worthless and as if you're contributing nothing to society. Feels so much better to be productive and EARN a paycheck. I do miss the carefree attitude and wearing shorts/schmedium t-shirt everyday.
You're a real man. The OP doesn't feel worthless. I mean he created a damn thread because he's proud of himself.
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I finally got my ass a job (in sales) and just moved out of the parents house
I'm fckn 31, bout damn time
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A job in sales? So, in other words, you didn't get a job yet? ;D
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That's why I love being American. The USA has my back. Now let's just hope I get approved for those food stamps. Now for a bowl of ice cream...
You sound like a real winner too. That's the image you want to portray as being an American? MANY Americans are hard working and don't sit on their lazy asses and collect food stamps like you do.
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Weekly Unemployment Benefit: $514
Health Insurance: Free with 0 deductible/copay
Fuel Assistance: $795 Winter 13-14
Food Stamps: Application being processed.
This is a time in my life to stop and smell the roses. To sleep in. To enjoy that second cup of coffee in the morning. Lifting weights and buying protein powder with this free money. Movies from Redbox and sleeping like a baby in mid afternoon. I love it!
Sounds like 95% of obama voters ;D
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It's not really welfare. It's insurance that you pay into.
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It's not really welfare. It's insurance that you pay into.
id have no problem with that. The problem is the majority of peoole pulling dont/have never paid into the system. I feel like you should only be eligible if youve made a certain minimum contribution based on age... that would eliminate a lot of abuse.
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gonna suck going back to work soon :-\
but at least i can retire in a few short years with my investments ;D
The US dollar will be worth MUCH less as time goes by... it probably will not exist then.
Get gold and/or silver or get debased.
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The US dollar will be worth MUCH less as time goes by... it probably will not exist then.
Get gold and/or silver or get debased.
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A job in sales? So, in other words, you didn't get a job yet? ;D
I got hired on as a trainer but with my degree and cert. they made me an asst manager after a week, been 2 months now and I am a manager in charge of personal training sales, commissions and bonuses -- got myself a nice apartment in char and I'm out if fckn armpits shit stain hickory, worst town in nc
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Weekly Unemployment Benefit: $514
Health Insurance: Free with 0 deductible/copay
Fuel Assistance: $795 Winter 13-14
Food Stamps: Application being processed.
This is a time in my life to stop and smell the roses. To sleep in. To enjoy that second cup of coffee in the morning. Lifting weights and buying protein powder with this free money. Movies from Redbox and sleeping like a baby in mid afternoon. I love it!
I recommend going back to school during this time of "figuring out the system"
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I recommend going back to school during this time of "figuring out the system"
I'm recharging the batteries right now. School sounds like too much work. On a side note I'm about to eat a delicious chicken pie.
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Unemployment is a joke here. 188 euro/week whether you have been working a E100k/year job for 20 years paying taxes or you never worked a day and just drink on the street. I paid taxes for years through PRSI from working as an employee and owning a business and being self-employed yet when I hit hard times I had trouble getting a penny because I had been self-employed.
You see heroin addicts and alcoholics who never worked a day getting it easy but entrepreneurs and self-employed have no safety net. It's a disgrace. Working 2 jobs now for shit money (relatively speaking) but I'll get back on the ladder earning good money soon. Miss making 2k/week after taxes in mid 20's. Thought the gravy train would never end. (I'm Irish, it did.) :-[
SMM, you posed as a British person a few days ago. Today you're Irish :D
SMM, if you want to stop outing yourself, quit your incessant bragging :-X
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Unemployment is a joke here. 188 euro/week whether you have been working a E100k/year job for 20 years paying taxes or you never worked a day and just drink on the street. I paid taxes for years through PRSI from working as an employee and owning a business and being self-employed yet when I hit hard times I had trouble getting a penny because I had been self-employed.
You see heroin addicts and alcoholics who never worked a day getting it easy but entrepreneurs and self-employed have no safety net. It's a disgrace. Working 2 jobs now for shit money (relatively speaking) but I'll get back on the ladder earning good money soon. Miss making 2k/week after taxes in mid 20's. Thought the gravy train would never end. (I'm Irish, it did.) :-[
become heroin addicted alcoholic
problem solved
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Weekly Unemployment Benefit: $514
Health Insurance: Free with 0 deductible/copay
Fuel Assistance: $795 Winter 13-14
Food Stamps: Application being processed.
This is a time in my life to stop and smell the roses. To sleep in. To enjoy that second cup of coffee in the morning. Lifting weights and buying protein powder with this free money. Movies from Redbox and sleeping like a baby in mid afternoon. I love it!
that can't be right. There is no way your getting this much money in the USA
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I finally got my ass a job (in sales) and just moved out of the parents house
I'm fckn 31, bout damn time
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