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Title: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: _aj_ on April 11, 2014, 11:47:31 AM
It's all over the driveway. Grounds for divorce?
Title: Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: wes on April 11, 2014, 11:49:40 AM
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Title: Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: Papper on April 11, 2014, 12:30:20 PM
Maybe that's what Kerrie did
Title: Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: _aj_ on April 11, 2014, 12:33:36 PM
Quote from: wes on April 11, 2014, 11:49:40 AM
(http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1497330.ece/ALTERNATES/s2197/Black%20Eyed%20Woman-1497330)

Yeah, the wife is a kickboxing instructor, among other things. I may not look too good if I took that route.
Title: Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: wes on April 11, 2014, 12:49:39 PM
Nevermind  :D
Title: Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: the trainer on April 11, 2014, 02:15:14 PM
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Title: Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: Nails on April 11, 2014, 02:25:58 PM
you should back your hard dick on her mother see how she likes it
Title: Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 11, 2014, 02:52:20 PM
RIP
Title: Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: anabolichalo on April 11, 2014, 02:56:05 PM
Quote from: _aj_ on April 11, 2014, 12:33:36 PM
Yeah, the wife is a kickboxing instructor, among other things. I may not look too good if I took that route.
oh brother

a swift backhand to the face and she will be crying like a little girl
Title: Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: MAXX on April 11, 2014, 03:01:29 PM
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Title: Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: BB on April 11, 2014, 03:09:50 PM
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Title: Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: snx on April 11, 2014, 03:59:44 PM
Quote from: _aj_ on April 11, 2014, 11:47:31 AM
It's all over the driveway. Grounds for divorce?


I'm sure this is covered in your pre-nup, since the standard getbig billionaire pre-nups usually contain this boilerplate clause.

She's probably already packed her bags, which I'm sure will come as a great relief to you. 

Title: Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 11, 2014, 04:14:23 PM
Maybe someone here can get her a job at Species Nutrition. All she has to do is work about 60 hours and Dave will personally replace that demolished jug...
Title: Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: Knooger on April 11, 2014, 06:58:28 PM
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Title: Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: GigantorX on April 11, 2014, 06:58:50 PM
cut her fucking head off
Title: Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: Knooger on April 11, 2014, 06:59:26 PM
Quote from: GigantorX on April 11, 2014, 06:58:50 PM
cut her fucking head off

Dump her corpse in a cesspool.
Title: Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
Post by: visualizeperfection on April 11, 2014, 07:01:19 PM
SHRED HER CREDIT CARDS



and ask for a blowjob.