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Title: What women want?
Post by: the trainer on April 16, 2014, 04:55:44 PM
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Dear Men of Craigslist,

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.

When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But don't make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a rapist. We've been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. That's nice, but it's time to move forward. Get on top of me. Don't make me get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I'm practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won't go down on me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should. Don't gently suck my nipples and then pull back when I moan with pleasure. You being coy is totally not what I want. It's not what WE want.

Title: Re: What women want?
Post by: Army of One on April 16, 2014, 05:00:20 PM
What about anal, a2m, and doing a Booty on her chest?
Title: Re: What women want?
Post by: booty on April 16, 2014, 05:06:05 PM
Quote from: Army of One on April 16, 2014, 05:00:20 PM
What about anal, a2m, and doing a Booty on her chest?
Fuck off with this.
Title: Re: What women want?
Post by: Uncle Junior on April 16, 2014, 05:07:49 PM
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Title: Re: What women want?
Post by: Army of One on April 16, 2014, 05:08:07 PM
Quote from: booty on April 16, 2014, 05:06:05 PM
Fuck off with this.

Why so serious?E-relationships on the rocks?
Title: Re: What women want?
Post by: Uncle Junior on April 16, 2014, 05:08:19 PM
Quote from: booty on April 16, 2014, 05:06:05 PM
Fuck off with this.

 ;D
Mwah
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Title: Re: What women want?
Post by: ismoseppo on April 16, 2014, 05:18:38 PM
Quote from: Uncle Junior on April 16, 2014, 05:08:19 PM
;D
Mwah
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better delete this comment since you delete everything else
Title: Re: What women want?
Post by: The Ugly on April 16, 2014, 05:19:43 PM
Who cares, unless it's Mom?
Title: Re: What women want?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on April 16, 2014, 05:20:43 PM
Quote from: The Ugly on April 16, 2014, 05:19:43 PM
Who cares, unless it's Mom?

Xactly.