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Title: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 23, 2014, 11:58:16 AM
I trained clients from 8 AM till 7 PM with a couple of hours break at some point. So I head onto another gym to train at 7:30. I do full body circuit. Did legs first and at the end, the first set of lunges I felt my quads cramping. So I stop and move onto abs. I do one set then my abs seize up badly and no sign of letting go. I roll on the floor and try to lay flat but these fuckers are rock hard even after 5 minutes. The only heavyweigh and competitive bodybuiler there was doing his thing. I signal him to come over laying ther eand he is like "what??" "me come over there? you come over here"...I was like "Dude, I fucking cramping bad"..."what??".. "go to the front desk and get me anything with sodium K and Mg..please" .. what?? ..lol.. just relax and it'll be over..I had them too" :)))

I finally relax after 1o minutes and walk over to him.. he was with a couple of trainers chuckling ..probably thought I was some weirdo. Explained why I asked him to come over and he told me "it's because you trained abs hard without warm up" .. "Well, I just did legs before.. I think I was pretty warm .. but I cramp my abs often .."..so he gives me a few more "wtf is up with this weirdo" looks and I leave haha


I bit my tongue to let him know that a couple of pretzels or salty nuts and a banana would have done the trick but whatever.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: Simple Simon on April 23, 2014, 12:00:54 PM
I trained clients from 8 AM till 7 PM with a couple of hours break at some point. So I head onto another gym to train at 7:30. I do full body circuit. Did legs first and at the end, the first set of lunges I felt my quads cramping. So I stop and move onto abs. I do one set then my abs seize up badly and no sign of letting go. I roll on the floor and try to lay flat but these fuckers are rock hard even after 5 minutes. The only heavyweigh and competitive bodybuiler there was doing his thing. I signal him to come over laying ther eand he is like "what??" "me come over there? you come over here"...I was like "Dude, I fucking cramping bad"..."what??".. "go to the front desk and get me anything with sodium K and Mg..please" .. what?? ..lol.. just relax and it'll be over..I had them too" :)))

I finally relax after 1o minutes and walk over to him.. he was with a couple of trainers chuckling ..probably thought I was some weirdo. Explained why I asked him to come over and he told me "it's because you trained abs hard without warm up" .. "Well, I just did legs before.. I think I was pretty warm .. but I cramp my abs often .."..so he gives me a few more "wtf is up with this weirdo" looks and I leave haha


I bit my tongue to let him know that a couple of pretzels or salty nuts and a banana would have done the trick but whatever.
Fucking drama queen.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: Hulkotron on April 23, 2014, 12:03:06 PM
Salty nuts are a key element of many bodybuilding diets.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: Knooger on April 23, 2014, 12:03:34 PM
salty nuts and a banana would have done the trick

Outed.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: Simple Simon on April 23, 2014, 12:04:12 PM
Outed.

Hes just dying to come out.  :-*
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: the trainer on April 23, 2014, 12:16:13 PM
probably thought I was some weirdo.

The guy assumed correctly you are a weirdo, a 125 pound weirdo I should add.  8)

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Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 23, 2014, 12:18:27 PM
haha all the butt hurt idiots from the past are gathering around.. please do

you gotta love simpleton's determination to get good at trolling at 50  ;D
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: funk51 on April 23, 2014, 12:20:05 PM
I trained clients from 8 AM till 7 PM with a couple of hours break at some point. So I head onto another gym to train at 7:30. I do full body circuit. Did legs first and at the end, the first set of lunges I felt my quads cramping. So I stop and move onto abs. I do one set then my abs seize up badly and no sign of letting go. I roll on the floor and try to lay flat but these fuckers are rock hard even after 5 minutes. The only heavyweigh and competitive bodybuiler there was doing his thing. I signal him to come over laying ther eand he is like "what??" "me come over there? you come over here"...I was like "Dude, I fucking cramping bad"..."what??".. "go to the front desk and get me anything with sodium K and Mg..please" .. what?? ..lol.. just relax and it'll be over..I had them too" :)))

I finally relax after 1o minutes and walk over to him.. he was with a couple of trainers chuckling ..probably thought I was some weirdo. Explained why I asked him to come over and he told me "it's because you trained abs hard without warm up" .. "Well, I just did legs before.. I think I was pretty warm .. but I cramp my abs often .."..so he gives me a few more "wtf is up with this weirdo" looks and I leave haha


I bit my tongue to let him know that a couple of pretzels or salty nuts and a banana would have done the trick but whatever.
by salty nuts and banana you mean?????????not that there's anything wrong with that....... ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: Simple Simon on April 23, 2014, 01:41:41 PM
haha all the butt hurt idiots from the past are gathering around.. please do

you gotta love simpleton's determination to get good at trolling at 50  ;D
Hows your fiancé?

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Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: kreator on April 23, 2014, 01:52:52 PM
same thing happened to me once, did hanging leg raises and seated calf raises and my abs started twitching until a fucking cramp set and i ended on the floor barely able to breathe, i stretched out eventually but was totally freaked out, worst muscles u can get a cramp
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: Meaningless on April 23, 2014, 04:09:48 PM
What a fucking drama queen. Please dont tell us anymore crap stories about your life.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: LittleJ on April 23, 2014, 04:59:09 PM
I would warm up on the bike first. After warming up I would stretch for 30-45 minutes. I cramp up a lot when I train legs also.  It's usually the next day I start cramping up. I suggest having a bag of salt nearby when training legs. Loading up on potassium after doing legs has helped alot.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: the trainer on April 23, 2014, 06:31:13 PM
The real cleanest natural revealed. 8)

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Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: C-BuZz on April 23, 2014, 06:48:39 PM

I finally relax after 1o minutes and walk over to him.. he was with a couple of trainers chuckling ..probably thought I was some weirdo. Explained why I asked him to come over and he told me "it's because you trained abs hard without warm up" .. "Well, I just did legs before.. I think I was pretty warm .. but I cramp my abs often .."..so he gives me a few more "wtf is up with this weirdo" looks and I leave haha


Any particular reason you used an "o" instead of a "zero" when typing 10, Natural  ??? I've got some suspicions, but I'll let you explain yourself first.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: wolfrittner on April 23, 2014, 06:49:18 PM
Hows your fiancé?

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=215669.0;attach=252659;image)
she looks a nice girl! your Gf?
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: the trainer on April 23, 2014, 06:55:26 PM
she looks a nice girl! your Gf?

girlfriend, she is a beard.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: The Ugly on April 23, 2014, 06:56:46 PM
Appears Romania has a lower standard for funny.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: C-BuZz on April 23, 2014, 06:59:25 PM
Appears Romania has a lower standard for funny.

True, I don't find any part of CN's story funny or entertaining whatsoever. In fact, it's the kind of story you keep to yourself.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: The Ugly on April 23, 2014, 07:01:19 PM
True, I don't find any part of CN's story funny or entertaining whatsoever. In fact, it's the kind of story you keep to yourself.

I'd go so far as to say it's a non-story.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: C-BuZz on April 23, 2014, 07:08:14 PM
I'd go so far as to say it's a non-story.

True story.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 24, 2014, 12:46:19 AM
It's funny now but I was not laughing while cramping  ;D
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: Hulkotron on April 24, 2014, 12:56:18 AM
I would warm up on the bike first. After warming up I would stretch for 30-45 minutes. I cramp up a lot when I train legs also.  It's usually the next day I start cramping up. I suggest having a bag of salt nearby when training legs. Loading up on potassium after doing legs has helped alot.

So do you spend upwards of 50 minutes sometimes "warming up"?  That seems excessive to me.

Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: BigRo on April 24, 2014, 01:06:05 AM
Jokes aside Abs cramp is a real bitch, no fun at all.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on April 24, 2014, 01:36:49 AM
I would warm up on the bike first. After warming up I would stretch for 30-45 minutes. I cramp up a lot when I train legs also.  It's usually the next day I start cramping up. I suggest having a bag of salt nearby when training legs. Loading up on potassium after doing legs has helped alot.

You might possibly be the dumbest human being I've ever come across before (no offense.)

Keep a bag of salt nearby? 45 minutes of stretching?

You're just asking for a roundhouse to the jaw with this sissy shit.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 24, 2014, 02:24:24 AM
Jokes aside Abs cramp is a real bitch, no fun at all.
I had them often but this one scared me a little.. if your ribcage gets tight when it goes upwards you have a hard time breathing.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: bigmc on April 24, 2014, 10:34:23 AM
I take magnesium citrate for cramps

defo helps
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: the trainer on April 24, 2014, 10:40:04 AM
This chart should help sev get rid of the cramps.  :D

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Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: Fortress on April 24, 2014, 10:44:20 AM
Crud story.

HTH
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: CalvinH on April 24, 2014, 12:20:47 PM
Never had cramps in my abs.....forearms and calves.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: HavoX on April 24, 2014, 04:14:10 PM
I was at the gym, lifting hard, prepping, going to war, etc.  I look over and some twink is rolling on the ladies mat and moaning like whore.  He signals for me, and I signal back "You stay there, I'll stay here."

He kept rolling around and asking for a "salty banana." 

When I didn't respond to his bearcall, he came up and claimed his "abs cramped."

Very weird.
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: wolfrittner on April 24, 2014, 07:21:24 PM
The real cleanest natural revealed. 8)

(http://www.clubplanet.com/news/blogpics/cazwell_lepore.JPG)

(http://popbytes.com/img/cazwell-amanda-lepore-get-into-it.jpg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JjEn1Eug7qc/TL3Hi5tjRPI/AAAAAAAABCQ/OFsyLs8WMoM/s1600/amanda+lepore+and+cazwell+paper.jpg)

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[/quote omfg!! looks just like him
Title: Re: Funny shit today at the gym
Post by: solipsistic on April 27, 2014, 10:26:29 AM
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