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Title: Shearing a cat
Post by: _aj_ on May 03, 2014, 05:52:46 AM
I have a cat to go with all the dogs. He's a long hair and he's a mean-ass mother fucker.

Today is the annual shearing of the cat. It starts with "battlespace preparation" where I trim the hell out of his claws. Then I have a long sweatshirt and I hockey-tape the sleeves on my wrists.

Then I have a pair of Kevlar lined gloves and professional grade shears. I am halfway done as we have to take breaks for him to cool off and me to tourniquet my wounds.

Even the dogs know to stay the fuck outside right now. This cat once chewed up a pack of razor blades. He's def a getbigger.
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: skillion on May 03, 2014, 06:02:44 AM
I have a cat to go with all the dogs. He's a long hair and he's a mean-ass mother fucker.

Today is the annual shearing of the cat. It starts with "battlespace preparation" where I trim the hell out of his claws. Then I have a long sweatshirt and I hockey-tape the sleeves on my wrists.

Then I have a pair of Kevlar lined gloves and professional grade shears. I am halfway done as we have to take breaks for him to cool off and me to tourniquet my wounds.

Even the dogs know to stay the fuck outside right now. This cat once chewed up a pack of razor blades. He's def a getbigger.
not a quality thread
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: the trainer on May 03, 2014, 06:09:59 AM
I have a cat to go with all the dogs. He's a long hair and he's a mean-ass mother fucker.

Today is the annual shearing of the cat. It starts with "battlespace preparation" where I trim the hell out of his claws. Then I have a long sweatshirt and I hockey-tape the sleeves on my wrists.

Then I have a pair of Kevlar lined gloves and professional grade shears. I am halfway done as we have to take breaks for him to cool off and me to tourniquet my wounds.

Even the dogs know to stay the fuck outside right now. This cat once chewed up a pack of razor blades. He's def a getbigger.

I bet you shave your dick hair while shaving the cat then jerk off because you got excited.
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: Archer77 on May 03, 2014, 06:14:20 AM
Buy one of those cat nip toys and put some Valerian root in it. 
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 03, 2014, 06:17:14 AM
Sounds very traumatizing for your cat.  Easy to see why he doesn't like it.  Probably hates you too.  Take him to a professional groomer.
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: _aj_ on May 03, 2014, 06:21:26 AM
Sounds very traumatizing for your cat.  Easy to see why he doesn't like it.  Probably hates you too.  Take him to a professional groomer.

My friend, every professional groomer in New England took a pass on this guy.
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: wes on May 03, 2014, 06:34:23 AM
I have a cat to go with all the dogs. He's a long hair and he's a mean-ass mother fucker.

Today is the annual shearing of the cat. It starts with "battlespace preparation" where I trim the hell out of his claws. Then I have a long sweatshirt and I hockey-tape the sleeves on my wrists.

Then I have a pair of Kevlar lined gloves and professional grade shears. I am halfway done as we have to take breaks for him to cool off and me to tourniquet my wounds.

Even the dogs know to stay the fuck outside right now. This cat once chewed up a pack of razor blades. He's def a getbigger.
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Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: _aj_ on May 03, 2014, 06:34:46 AM
I bet you shave your dick hair while shaving the cat then jerk off because you got excited.

That's not a bad troll attempt. Kudos.

I use a different trimmer to do my balls and I try to keep my fapping to myself or with my woman.
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: _aj_ on May 03, 2014, 06:35:56 AM
not a quality thread

In the galaxy of Joon's and Halo's ramblings, it ain't that bad...
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: Archer77 on May 03, 2014, 06:37:56 AM
In the galaxy of Joon's and Halo's ramblings, it ain't that bad...

Add Falcon to the list.  By the way, I wasn't joking about the Valerian root.
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 03, 2014, 06:39:57 AM
Thought your girlfriend was that cat....
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: LittleJ on May 03, 2014, 06:41:49 AM
Crush some dbol and put it in its food
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: _aj_ on May 03, 2014, 06:44:08 AM
Crush some dbol and put it in its food

See? Now this is quality GB advices right here! Take notes...
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: _aj_ on May 03, 2014, 06:45:50 AM
He's done and no blood was spilled. He's happier, even being half his former size. His bloof was all fur. He's ripped now, and loving it. Team Aesthetics!
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: wes on May 03, 2014, 06:53:21 AM
(http://skreened.com/render-product/t/f/i/tfieuioygymokearkake/image.w174h200f3.jpg)
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 03, 2014, 06:56:09 AM
Wes is so old, that he forgot how to apply the self invented image tag correctly.
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: wes on May 03, 2014, 07:06:28 AM
Wes is so old, that he forgot how to apply the self invented image tag correctly.
It took a while,but I managed.

Kinda` fucked up my premise though.  :(
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: anabolichalo on May 03, 2014, 07:31:42 AM
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Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 03, 2014, 07:34:55 AM
It took a while,but I managed.

Kinda` fucked up my premise though.  :(

You must be a cat lover of peace :D
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: wolfrittner on May 03, 2014, 08:37:56 AM
He's done and no blood was spilled. He's happier, even being half his former size. His bloof was all fur. He's ripped now, and loving it. Team Aesthetics!
Lol! Good job .
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: MP on May 03, 2014, 08:59:21 AM
Post the pussy pics.
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: the trainer on May 03, 2014, 09:07:43 AM
Thought your girlfriend was that cat....

You thought right

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_Qogq3ys5M8M/S4G9BBC_7jI/AAAAAAAACb8/251YbGhEj2Y/2697376725_a452858392.jpg)
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: _aj_ on May 03, 2014, 09:23:31 AM
You thought right

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_Qogq3ys5M8M/S4G9BBC_7jI/AAAAAAAACb8/251YbGhEj2Y/2697376725_a452858392.jpg)

Lmao!
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: wes on May 03, 2014, 12:18:27 PM
You must be a cat lover of peace :D
More like pussy lover of peace bro.  ;)
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 03, 2014, 01:22:22 PM
More like pussy lover of peace bro.  ;)

We're a gay forum, get out of here!
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: Archer77 on May 03, 2014, 02:13:46 PM
We're a gay forum, get out of here!

Hahaha.  Save that straight shit for bb.com
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: _aj_ on May 04, 2014, 06:22:25 AM
Post the pussy pics.

(http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx132/_aj_gb_/1E570725-E726-407C-B949-EC2A1F25BABB_zps3xtqv53k.jpg)
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: Dr.J on May 04, 2014, 07:44:46 AM
My friend, every professional groomer in New England took a pass on this guy.

Dope him up
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: Dr.J on May 04, 2014, 07:45:33 AM
(http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx132/_aj_gb_/1E570725-E726-407C-B949-EC2A1F25BABB_zps3xtqv53k.jpg)

Nice pussy
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: Rambone on May 04, 2014, 07:54:31 AM
(http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx132/_aj_gb_/1E570725-E726-407C-B949-EC2A1F25BABB_zps3xtqv53k.jpg)
Hahaha so pissed off
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 04, 2014, 08:56:01 AM
(http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx132/_aj_gb_/1E570725-E726-407C-B949-EC2A1F25BABB_zps3xtqv53k.jpg)

Damn, if PETA finds out your exact location :o
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: stuntmovie on May 04, 2014, 10:03:38 AM
AJ, Got the same problem with SUNNY here in Las Vegas.

It's getting hot and this darn cat needs a haircut but he doesn't want one and he puts up a damn good fight when he sees the shears.

Will be reading the above more in detail to see what can be done to mellow out a very tuff cat when it comes to getting sheared.

Any suggestions are appreciated.
Title: Re: Shearing a cat
Post by: _aj_ on May 04, 2014, 10:09:01 AM
AJ, Got the same problem with SUNNY here in Las Vegas.

It's getting hot and this darn cat needs a haircut but he doesn't want one and he puts up a damn good fight when he sees the shears.

Will be reading the above more in detail to see what can be done to mellow out a very tuff cat when it comes to getting sheared.

Any suggestions are appreciated.

Trim the nails first! Then, if possible, wait until s/he is asleep to start. I use professional grade Andis clippers. They are very quiet. And invest in ceramic blades, they cuts through the hair like it's not even there.

Use long strokes (no homo) head to tail and be willing to take it in chunks to let him/her cool down. It took me a full 24 hours to finish Henry.