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Girlfriend emailed me this piece of shit bullshit chick flick relationship advice cos she claims I was too drunk last night. Says I pissed on the carpet of the bedroom. The fuck I did.
Here's the bullshit she emailed me, copy pasta from some delusional woman website she probably googled:
It is very important for man to know how to treat a woman, even though she is in love with you is always necessary to grow your love with loving gestures and attitudes so that she never has doubts if you really are the man of her life, simple attitudes everyday life can make a difference for you to keep warm the heart of your loved one and keep always strong her feelings, do not expect love the woman you love to stop having an attitude, because the way to win it will be much harder .
How not to treat the woman he loves
Always be patient with her
If you love a woman should go over little things like delays, jealous scenes and TPM, women have these things and no man in the world will be able to change it, you can say you did not like any situation, but do not that the reason for one more fight.
Stand beside her
Be sad when she cries and smile when she's happy, that will show her side in good times and bad.
Demonstrate your feelings
Do not be afraid or ashamed to say how much I love and admire, do not expect to say this when you have lost her love.
Praise the woman you love
When she changes her hair tell her she is beautiful and gorgeous and how much you feel happy to have such an amazing woman like her.
It is unique
Do not be jealous of playing games or looking at other women around her, let her know she is the only woman in your life and that you do not care for the other.
Find out if she's the ideal woman for you
Touch her tenderly
Women like to be touched by the man she loves, her hands fondle, talk down to your ear and embrace it with love.
Remind her of your best moments
Never forget important dates like anniversary of dating and how they met, where possible record with photos or filming their good moments and make a slide show or photo album and your loved one a gift.
Surprise your loved one
No woman resists little surprises, send her flowers, call her to a surprise ride, do a different program from time to time, do not let your relationship fall into a routine.
Find out what makes you happy
Watch and find your beloved with her girlfriends and everything that makes you feel happy family, a man needs to know the desires and dreams of the woman he loves.
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For the record, I gave her a card this weekend, with money in it. The spoiled bitch. For no reason.
Anyway, this was my reply:
Not reading this. If a website gives you relationship advice you have a problem.
Want me to email you something similar? Give your man a blow job every day, have sex when he wants no matter how you feel, never complain and always clean even if he makes a mess.
Same thing
Are women that fucking delusional that they think life is a rom com?
PS the email was accompanied by some gay ass photo of a woman laughing with a man.
Why are all women so easily deluded by chick flicks and magazines? Fucking retards. Life is shit get used to it. That includes me pissing on your carpet.
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And no, I didn't read all of that bullshit she emailed me either.
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She needs 'Retail therapy' with yours credit card :) & she'll be fine.
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She needs 'Retail therapy' with yours credit card :) & she'll be fine.
The fuck that's happening either. I use cash. Paid for her holiday, pay for her gym. Sure she just found it and emailed it to me but I notice lots of women think life is some fairytale. How else could princess Kate/Di etc be so popular?
That's a woman's fantasy - to marry someone rich who does fuck all but makes you a rich superstar without her doing anything. Everything is horse drawn carriages and palaces and amazing dinners. Women are fucking retards.
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Women are trained by social crap to believe this nonsense.
Who cares?
You aren't changing her and she isn't changing you... You either deal with it together or move on.
Fuck all the discussions about it.
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OP is a closet dicklicker and his girlfriend sucks black cock behind his back
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any dude that is too nice ends up friendzoned.
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Pampered Pedestal Of Peace
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No such thing as Prince Charming.
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What are you doing being so drunk you piss somewhere that's not the bathroom? ???
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Where's the one for women on how to treat their men? Are we to assume everything is perfect with them? The fuck outta here.
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Girlfriend emailed me this piece of shit bullshit chick flick relationship advice cos she claims I was too drunk last night. Says I pissed on the carpet of the bedroom. The fuck I did.
Here's the bullshit she emailed me, copy pasta from some delusional woman website she probably googled:
For the record, I gave her a card this weekend, with money in it. The spoiled bitch. For no reason.
Anyway, this was my reply:
Are women that fucking delusional that they think life is a rom com?
PS the email was accompanied by some gay ass photo of a woman laughing with a man.
Why are all women so easily deluded by chick flicks and magazines? Fucking retards. Life is shit get used to it. That includes me pissing on your carpet.
The girl is right you are a fucking disgusting piece of shit pissing on the carpet you are like a dog, I am pretty sure she is already fucking somebody else and is planning to leave you soon, those letter are dropping hints.
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OP is a closet dicklicker and his girlfriend sucks black cock behind his back
:D
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this works
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Lustral displaying his want for penis
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your girlfriend appears to be quite the douchebag
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You should chilidog her like you were Liar Priest.
It's the only way you'll get any respect.
Just ask Karen.
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You should chilidog her like you were Liar Priest.
It's the only way you'll get any respect.
Just ask Karen.
Here's my take on that:
Liar Priest will lie when the truth is good enough.
Booty probably wore the pants in that relationship.
Liar Priest is a beta midget.
Therefore my guess is booty peed in the Liar's mouth.
And the Liar made up the chest scat story to cover up.
Meh....
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Girlfriend emailed me this piece of shit bullshit chick flick relationship advice cos she claims I was too drunk last night. Says I pissed on the carpet of the bedroom. The fuck I did.
Here's the bullshit she emailed me, copy pasta from some delusional woman website she probably googled:
For the record, I gave her a card this weekend, with money in it. The spoiled bitch. For no reason.
Anyway, this was my reply:
Are women that fucking delusional that they think life is a rom com?
PS the email was accompanied by some gay ass photo of a woman laughing with a man.
Why are all women so easily deluded by chick flicks and magazines? Fucking retards. Life is shit get used to it. That includes me pissing on your carpet.
All I can say is this: Please don't make any attempts to spawn a child with this.... whatever she is. Mmmmmmkay? Alrighty then ~
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Women may have the most powerful thing in the world, but an individual woman does not have a monopoly on it. ;D
Mrs. Right is right around the corner.
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women are volatile, there is even an opera about it
don't try to understand them, impossible
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Sometimes I could swear most of you guys are 14 year old boys who have never had a gf and just jerk off to porn all night.
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Here's my take on that:
Liar Priest will lie when the truth is good enough.
Booty probably wore the pants in that relationship.
Liar Priest is a beta midget.
Therefore my guess is booty peed in the Liar's mouth.
And the Liar made up the chest scat story to cover up.
Meh....
I never considered it from that angle...there may be some serious truth there.
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women are volatile, there is even an opera about it
don't try to understand them, impossible
It's actually not that hard. Just like us men, they have an agenda. As long as both agree on these agenda items, everything is fine.
The problem is that most couples simply don't listen or care, they only care about their own items of peace.
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women don't think like men, generally. they are more of emotional creatures. logic seldom applies. double standards often does.
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cant she just be glad you pissed on the bedroom capet and didnt piss the bed?
fucking ungratefull bitch
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The fuck that's happening either. I use cash. Paid for her holiday, pay for her gym. Sure she just found it and emailed it to me but I notice lots of women think life is some fairytale. How else could princess Kate/Di etc be so popular?
That's a woman's fantasy - to marry someone rich who does fuck all but makes you a rich superstar without her doing anything. Everything is horse drawn carriages and palaces and amazing dinners. Women are fucking retards.
Yeah, thanks to stupid guy's like Danish prince Frederik ::)
Last week smashing China doll told 1 of my friends that she would only marry blond & blue eyed man, because she wants non Asian
look a like kids.
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What are you doing being so drunk you piss somewhere that's not the bathroom? ???
I once mistook the bathtub for the toilet when in Vegas! ;D