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Title: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Skorp1o on May 07, 2014, 08:08:15 AM
...and she has a disabled brown baby from Dwight York, two half greek children from Peter Andre, now she married a 25yr old male stripper and preggers with his second baby and dumped him cos he cheater on her.

Makes my life seem so classy and conservative in comparison.

And to avoid a "not a single fuck is given reply" here's a pic of Jordan on a good day.

(http://nayakhabar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/keti-pirus.jpg)
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Wiggs on May 07, 2014, 08:10:10 AM
Not impressed at all. fake tits, fake looking face. Not worth the effort.
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: bigmc on May 07, 2014, 08:10:29 AM
isn't she worth like 20 million now just because her tits are huge
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: SuperTed on May 07, 2014, 08:33:07 AM
There was a time when she was very attractive but now she's a complete wreak.

I've met her ex Alex Reid at a boat a party on the Thames a few years back. Nice enough guy but a total attention whore. He was with Chantelle Houghton but they barely spoke to each other.
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Primary Captain on May 07, 2014, 08:44:08 AM
Not impressed at all. fake tits, fake looking face. Not worth the effort.
Will she get over it? A portly negro security guard/elevator attendent is telling her no?
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Simple Simon on May 07, 2014, 09:00:05 AM
There was a time when she was very attractive but now she's a complete wreak.

I've met her ex Alex Reid at a boat a party on the Thames a few years back. Nice enough guy but a total attention whore. He was with Chantelle Houghton but they barely spoke to each other.
Uncle junior claims to be a friend of Alex Reid, that in itself is enough for me to avoid him.
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: ChopperRider on May 07, 2014, 09:16:11 AM
Dear Phaggot OP:

Only one person in the world can be referred to as "Jordan" on a single-name basis. Any reference to Jordan means a tall, black, former NBA basketball player, who is probably not "pregger".

Sincerely,

I FuckedYourMom'sFace

Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Europe on May 07, 2014, 09:20:56 AM
Dear Phaggot OP:

Only one person in the world can be referred to as "Jordan" on a single-name basis. Any reference to Jordan means a tall, black, former NBA basketball player, who is probably not "pregger".

Sincerely,

I FuckedYourMom'sFace




lolol.. why I love getbig  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Skorp1o on May 07, 2014, 09:33:32 AM
Dear Phaggot OP:

Only one person in the world can be referred to as "Jordan" on a single-name basis. Any reference to Jordan means a tall, black, former NBA basketball player, who is probably not "pregger".

Sincerely,

I FuckedYourMom'sFace



This Jordan, provided many lonely souls with fapping material...WHAT has your Jordan given to humanity  apart from a pair of over priced shoes?

ITried2FuckYourMumsFace ButSheWasFuckingUgly
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: bradistani on May 07, 2014, 10:03:26 AM
isn't she worth like 20 million now just because her tits are huge

she a very good business woman, is what she is.
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Fortress on May 07, 2014, 10:11:16 AM
These endless tales of horrific personalities and life choices are hilarious.

Fucking humans.  ::)

Live with class or get the fuck dead.
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Tito24 on May 07, 2014, 10:14:25 AM
bet she looks horrible without all the artificial stuff on her.
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: ChopperRider on May 07, 2014, 10:17:19 AM
This Jordan, provided many lonely souls with fapping material...WHAT has your Jordan given to humanity  apart from a pair of over priced shoes?

ITried2FuckYourMumsFace ButSheWasFuckingUgly

Just because you slap the ham to some scrawny, zit-faced, silicone slore in mommy's basement doesn't make her everyone's dream woman. It certainly doesn't give her "single-name" status.

Michael Jordan (and Nike) on the other hand hatched a brilliant plan to create high-priced athletic wear so urban hood rats would shoot and kill each other over it. Therefore significantly lowering the number of useless, vile, unemployed, drug addict, scum walking the streets of the U.S.

The man should be up for a fucking Nobel prize.

Sincerely,

ITriedtoAssFuckYourMomBu tYourTongueWasinHerSphin cter
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Fortress on May 07, 2014, 10:19:34 AM
Just because you slap the ham to some scrawny, zit-faced, silicone slore in mommy's basement doesn't make her everyone's dream woman. It certainly doesn't give her "single-name" status.

Michael Jordan (and Nike) on the other hand hatched a brilliant plan to create high-priced athletic wear so urban hood rats would shoot and kill each other over it. Therefore significantly lowering the number of useless, vile, unemployed, drug addict, scum walking the streets of the U.S.

The man should be up for a fucking Nobel prize.

Sincerely,

ITriedtoAssFuckYourMomBu tYourTongueWasinHerSphin cter



 :D
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: CalvinH on May 07, 2014, 10:46:01 AM
Who ???
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Nails on May 07, 2014, 10:50:18 AM
(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111119363/3727390-1171196867-23243.gif)
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: bigmc on May 07, 2014, 11:29:56 AM
Who ???

https://www.google.co.uk/search?newwindow=1&hl=en&qscrl=1&rlz=1T4ADRA_enGB455GB458&biw=1366&bih=641&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=katie+price&oq=katie+p&gs_l=img.1.1.0l7j0i3j0l2.25530.36427.0.39014.56.39.15.1.1.2.254.4154.20j8j9.37.0....0...1c.1.42.img..26.30.1962.IP1fPenPmVg

Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Wiggs on May 07, 2014, 11:35:47 AM
(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111119363/3727390-1171196867-23243.gif)

 ;D
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: ChopperRider on May 07, 2014, 11:51:38 AM
(http://i58.tinypic.com/28is0ea.gif)
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Skorp1o on May 07, 2014, 12:03:28 PM
I'm talking about an Essex girl with big knockers and the thread descends into ebonic cock admiration yet again  ::)

I get it now why there's so many racist posts....being conflicted deep down fantasizing about black cock stretching your Caucasian ring hole, whilst trying to maintain an ar-yan alpha outlook must be quite hard to swallow.
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: ChopperRider on May 07, 2014, 12:17:47 PM
I'm talking about an Essex girl with big knockers and the thread descends into ebonic cock admiration yet again  ::)

I get it now why there's so many racist posts....being conflicted deep down fantasizing about black cock stretching your Caucasian ring hole, whilst trying to maintain an ar-yan alpha outlook must be quite hard to swallow.

anyone who uses the word "whilst" takes dick in the ass.

I have never seen a racist post on Getbig.....just opinions and viewpoints from alternative perspectives.
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: SuperTed on May 07, 2014, 12:20:32 PM
I'm talking about an Essex girl with big knockers and the thread descends into ebonic cock admiration yet again  ::)

I get it now why there's so many racist posts....being conflicted deep down fantasizing about black cock stretching your Caucasian ring hole, whilst trying to maintain an ar-yan alpha outlook must be quite hard to swallow.

The average white Murrican getbigger appears to have a love-hate relationship with the ebony male. ;D
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on May 07, 2014, 12:21:49 PM
Her spastic black child looks like what would happen if goodrum and vissy had a baby
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: ChopperRider on May 07, 2014, 12:23:39 PM
The average white Murrican getbigger appears to have a love-hate relationship with the ebony male. ;D

Skorp1o has a love-love relationship with the cock!
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: wes on May 07, 2014, 12:32:50 PM
No clue who this kunt even is. 
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Wiggs on May 07, 2014, 12:35:30 PM
The average white Murrican getbigger appears to have a love-hate relationship with the ebony male. ;D

Everybody wanna be like the Hebrews but nobody wanna be a Hebrew.
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Skorp1o on May 07, 2014, 12:56:26 PM
Everybody wanna be like the Hebrews but nobody wanna be a Hebrew.

Wiggs, do you have many non-Hebrew supposedly straight males offering to suck you off, purely based on the skin complexion of your mambo-jambo?
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: CalvinH on May 07, 2014, 12:56:44 PM
https://www.google.co.uk/search?newwindow=1&hl=en&qscrl=1&rlz=1T4ADRA_enGB455GB458&biw=1366&bih=641&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=katie+price&oq=katie+p&gs_l=img.1.1.0l7j0i3j0l2.25530.36427.0.39014.56.39.15.1.1.2.254.4154.20j8j9.37.0....0...1c.1.42.img..26.30.1962.IP1fPenPmVg




Oh, seems like the English version of a Kardashian
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Nails on May 07, 2014, 12:58:29 PM
Her Porno was so so, could of done better



http://www.xvideos.com/video1024559/katie_price_scandal_vid_vipefamose (http://www.xvideos.com/video1024559/katie_price_scandal_vid_vipefamose)
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: ChopperRider on May 07, 2014, 12:59:00 PM
Wiggs, do you have many non-Hebrew supposedly straight males offering to suck you off, purely based on the skin complexion of your mambo-jambo?

Just you.....
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: bigmc on May 07, 2014, 01:15:44 PM
No clue who this kunt even is. 

yeah but I bet you could id every famous bb by their posing trunks alone
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Skorp1o on May 07, 2014, 01:17:16 PM
yeah but I bet you could id every famous bb by their posing trunks alone

Haha ;D
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Ronnie Rep on May 07, 2014, 01:55:57 PM
No clue who this kunt even is. 
This, who is this Hoe?
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Wiggs on May 07, 2014, 03:09:43 PM
Wiggs, do you have many non-Hebrew supposedly straight males offering to suck you off, purely based on the skin complexion of your mambo-jambo?

No. They offer because of my supreme handsomeness.
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: wes on May 07, 2014, 03:18:39 PM
yeah but I bet you could id every famous bb by their posing trunks alone
Well that`s a no brainer dude!  :D

NO HOMO
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Hulkotron on May 07, 2014, 03:24:52 PM
No clue who this kunt even is. 

x2 never heard of the fat dike
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: SuperTed on May 07, 2014, 03:29:23 PM
She's very famous in the UK. Unknown outside the UK though.
She's been a popular glamour model here since the late 90's and has fucked a lot of guys, many of whom were muscular (bodybuilding related).
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Skorp1o on May 08, 2014, 01:12:42 AM
No. They offer because of my supreme handsomeness.

Do you normally let them? Just so you can make eye contact with him and say "Who's the master now"?

Only for him to pull it out his mouth and mutter "I'll always be your master n*****, wait till this is finished".
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: kreator on May 08, 2014, 01:51:00 AM
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Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Red Hook on May 08, 2014, 04:22:17 AM
I clicked this thread thinking that it was about Michael Jordan
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Skorp1o on May 08, 2014, 04:35:30 AM
I clicked this thread thinking that it was about Michael Jordan

(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111119363/3727390-1171196867-23243.gif)
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Griffith on May 08, 2014, 07:03:22 AM
Those tits are so obviously fake and exaggerated while her face has had how many cosmetic surgery procedures and how much Botox and her skin has premature ageing from over use of sun-beds, drugs and late-night partying.
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Simple Simon on May 08, 2014, 07:31:58 AM
This is her "friend" who has supposedly been fucking her husband
(http://www.heatworld.com/images/126696_615x10000_STD/2014/5/katiepricejanepountney_m(1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7).jpg)

Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Skorp1o on May 08, 2014, 07:44:58 AM
This is her "friend" who has supposedly been fucking her husband
(http://www.heatworld.com/images/126696_615x10000_STD/2014/5/katiepricejanepountney_m(1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7).jpg)



Her Husband describes himself as a builder and a part-time model  ;D

In other words an unskilled broke wannabe
Title: Re: Jordan dicvorcing third husband whislt 6mths pregger with his second.
Post by: Tito24 on May 08, 2014, 07:53:39 AM
brutal chin