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Title: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: Skorp1o on May 07, 2014, 08:25:20 AM
....but now I want to burn them in sulfuric acid...all of them.

Trying to get a decent work out when these losers are around is pathetic. I wanted to train back, we have TWO pull up stations, two guys training together take one each, put a barbell each next to it...and for the next hour, they did swinging shitty form pull ups, snatchy shitty barbell things and shitty press ups.

One guy was too weak to do shit, no lie he had 5kg on each side of the olympic, and for the pull ups he used one of those purple elastic band things to shift him up. On the good side he wore a tank top, shorts with kneee high xfit socks and power lifting adidas shoes  ::) and was growling and huffing and puffing.

Currently filled with hate >:(
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: _aj_ on May 07, 2014, 08:28:42 AM
Thanks to Breaking Bad, we all now know that hydrofluoric acid is the way to go.
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: the trainer on May 07, 2014, 08:39:28 AM
....but now I want to burn them in sulfuric acid...all of them.

Trying to get a decent work out when these losers are around is pathetic. I wanted to train back, we have TWO pull up stations, two guys training together take one each, put a barbell each next to it...and for the next hour, they did swinging shitty form pull ups, snatchy shitty barbell things and shitty press ups.

One guy was too weak to do shit, no lie he had 5kg on each side of the olympic, and for the pull ups he used one of those purple elastic band things to shift him up. On the good side he wore a tank top, shorts with kneee high xfit socks and power lifting adidas shoes  ::) and was growling and huffing and puffing.

Currently filled with hate >:(

I am a real asshole to those fuckers when they take up multiple work stations I just go ahead and use it and ignore them when they say hey I am using that.
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: Rudee on May 07, 2014, 08:48:09 AM
We have a couple of Crossfitters at my gym.   Every time they're working out you have to be extra careful where you are walking as they're always leaving equipment scattered on the floor in a 20 foot radius from where they're working out.   various dumbbells, plates, Olympic bars, ropes, you name it.... all scattered on the floor for people to trip over. 
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 07, 2014, 09:02:29 AM
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: LittleJ on May 07, 2014, 09:22:15 AM
Coach hates crossfitters.
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 07, 2014, 09:38:41 AM
I see this crossfit couple they litteraly wear their workout gear all day, from morning until night.  What the fuck!?
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 07, 2014, 11:05:38 AM
Coach hates crossfitters.

I hate crossfit not crossfitters. It's not their fault they got brainwashed into a destructive "program". But they eventually learn and move on.....when they get out of physical therapy.
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: wes on May 07, 2014, 11:10:57 AM
Anyone that invades my space during an intense training session simply gets a few of my patented headbutts to the nose/chin vicinity........ONCE IS ALL IT TAKES!! 
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: headhuntersix on May 07, 2014, 11:44:34 AM
My neighbor does it out of his garage, He has a prowler and some other crap and does shit up and down the street. He was doing some interval thing one morning on a Saturday and decided to do pushups in front of our house. 8AM on a Saturday and my dogs figured it out and want nuts.....I hate crossfit.
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: _aj_ on May 07, 2014, 11:47:21 AM
My neighbor does it out of his garage, He has a prowler and some other crap and does shit up and down the street. He was doing some interval thing one morning on a Saturday and decided to do pushups in front of our house. 8AM on a Saturday and my dogs figured it out and want nuts.....I hate crossfit.

LOLOLOLOLOL. Are you my neighbor?
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: headhuntersix on May 07, 2014, 11:56:47 AM
I have a prowler as well but my backyard opens up to big shrub filled field with a culvert that's slightly wider then the prowler so I go there and don't bother anybody.

AJ this guy is sooooo gay. His wife has her own club and all the wives who don't work in the neighborhood are out there every morning. The only people in our section who don't do anything is his neighbor who's a cop and us. They invited my wife but she does cross country running and that mud run shit and occasionally trains with Jill Mills.

I get the picture that he wants people to look at him.
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: Krankenstein on May 08, 2014, 08:47:25 PM
I hate crossfit not crossfitters. It's not their fault they got brainwashed into a destructive "program". But they eventually learn and move on.....when they get out of physical therapy.

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Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: hardgainerj on May 08, 2014, 08:54:10 PM
 ??? i thought CFrs went to CF gyms
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 08, 2014, 09:04:26 PM
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CF is good business.....for me. When these people realize they can last only so long with out getting fucked up they come to us. You still don't get it, do you?
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: old-school-lifter on May 08, 2014, 09:27:53 PM
@ the gym i train, they are promoting this type of BS group training/TRX cable BS

and of course the idiot sheep  do it

it takes up so much space + as you say they leave their shit everywhere + they hog so much time+ gym space, its fuckn hazardous
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: Krankenstein on May 09, 2014, 04:22:01 AM
CF is good business.....for me. When these people realize they can last only so long with out getting fucked up they come to us. You still don't get it, do you?

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Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 09, 2014, 04:34:38 AM
All cross fit gyms are franchised. They are only as good at the owner. Like anything else you have beginners and the advanced in those gyms. It's really isn't a bad program.  If you push yourself it's really hard. I do have problems with their superiority complex of this is the best way to get into shape. I have been through that with the Nautilus HIT crowd too back in the day. All those Nautilus gyms closed down now.
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: _aj_ on May 09, 2014, 04:34:48 AM
CF is good business.....for me. When these people realize they can last only so long with out getting fucked up they come to us. You still don't get it, do you?

I have a couple of friends really into CF. One guy is basically injured about 25% of the time and he seems to just consider as part of the overall cost. His wife is a CF instructor, so he kinda doesn't have a choice. I always felt he would rather be watching football and sucking down a 12 pack instead.
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: Skorp1o on May 09, 2014, 05:23:02 AM
??? i thought CFrs went to CF gyms

or so I thought, but they're in my gym wearing their knee high sox and acting like ronnie coleman in the Unbelievable.

And there's bitches acting like squats were invented by CF in 2012.....we had a squat rack in my taekwando gym when I was 9 years old  FFS ::)
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: JasonH on May 09, 2014, 05:40:52 AM
I've yet to witness this Crossfit phenomenon in my gym but from what I've heard and when I do someone is likely to receive a roundhouse kick to the face. There's enough guys in my gym making a pigs ear out of bodybuilding without them deciding to take up Crossfit as well.
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: crownshep on May 09, 2014, 07:26:59 AM
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Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: deceiver on May 09, 2014, 07:39:47 AM
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One guy was too weak to do shit, no lie he had 5kg on each side of the olympic, and for the pull ups he used one of those purple elastic band things to shift him up. On the good side he wore a tank top, shorts with kneee high xfit socks and power lifting adidas shoes  Roll Eyes and was growling and huffing and puffing.

Hahahahaha, this.

How to tell someone is a true crossfiter?

1. Shit form.
2. No strength.
3. Shorts, knee high socks and weightlifting shoes.

What I find funniest is that I train at the crossfit gym (even though I don't do crossfit) I am am friends with people that really do compete in Crossfit and do pretty well. Guess what:

1. Good form.
2. They barely train Crossfit, they just progress with oly lifts and practice gymnastics.
3. They don't fucking look like typical crossfiter, at all. They don't act like them, dress like them etc.

On the other we have shitloads of guys that foam roll for 3 hours straight on the floor (I am not exaggerating at all, believe me), wear expensive clothes and deadlift 30kg.
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: falco on May 09, 2014, 08:36:15 AM
I hear you bro,
Since this crossfit bull the squat rack at my gym is always occupied by jerkoffs pretending to do clen and jerks so they can confortably rest the bar there between sets.
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: polychronopolous on May 09, 2014, 09:06:38 AM
Krankenstein is a real good dude who has a solid knowledge of weight training and has paid his dues with the iron so I don't want this to reflect on him but I gotta agree with a lot of guys on this thread.

Some asshole at my gym has already knocked a couple holes in the wall cause of this non sense.

It's also hard to even make it to the water fountain to get a drink cause another guy just goes back in forth the length of the gym walking while "upper cutting" a couple 30 pound dumbbells like he's Stallone in Rocky 4 getting ready for his big fight with Drago. ::)

I'm not about to risk getting laid out by one of those Mike Tyson type blasts just for a bit of hydration.
Title: Re: I don't want to hate Crossfitters
Post by: HTexan on May 09, 2014, 11:44:29 AM
Ah crossfitters lamer then planet fitness free pizza Mondays.