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Title: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Army of One on May 09, 2014, 10:07:20 AM
 :o

Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: BB on May 09, 2014, 10:33:34 AM
That's a hard one, because it looks like he had little to no back up to handle those other guys, but he should've put the goon hand on that girl way earlier than that, and stopped with all that "calm down" stuff. A lot of times with trashy broads like that you need to let them know that you'll treat them like a man if they want to act rowdy like one, even if you have no real intention of doing it.

She hit him because he came off as soft and she knew she could get away with it.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: The Onion on May 09, 2014, 10:34:44 AM
Dude has a lot of patience with these annoying, loud douchebags.

Kudos for being so relaxed and behaving like an adult.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 09, 2014, 10:39:18 AM
sucks for him, he would have been jumped by 4-5 guidos in the process.  Best to just remember who they are, walk away and then take them out one by one.  Did that once in highschool when I was jumped.  Went to each one of their homes, knocked on the door and beat the shit out of each one with a bat.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Rascal full on May 09, 2014, 10:42:55 AM
sucks for him, he would have been jumped by 4-5 guidos in the process.  Best to just remember who they are, walk away and then take them out one by one.  Did that once in highschool when I was jumped.  Went to each one of their homes, knocked on the door and beat the shit out of each one with a bat.
I love you el diablo but then you woke up with a schwarzenegger marathon playing in the background.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: bradistani on May 09, 2014, 10:45:54 AM
Dude has a lot of patience with these annoying, loud douchebags.

Kudos for being so relaxed and behaving like an adult.

this.

though it would have been great to see him release all his anger by decking the loud, white knight

mind you, i couldn't watch it all on account of her shrill, annoying shrieking. womens voices can go right through me sometimes  :-\
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Darren Avey on May 09, 2014, 10:46:27 AM
Id put her on the floor and plunge my cock in her pusshole.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: wes on May 09, 2014, 10:49:27 AM
# 17 is BillyBadAss with his boys around.....alone,he wouldn`t have said jackshit.

 Get 'em all in a back room, smack 'em around, no more big shot.

^^What movie?  :D
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: snx on May 09, 2014, 11:00:50 AM
I'd use the video to sue her into oblivion. I'd take way too much of my own money, hire a far too aggressive attorney, and use my money in court in a borderline foolish fashion to make her life such an unbearable nightmare that she'd be willing to do anything to make the legal scrutiny go away.

I doubt her paper is longer than mine. I would ruin her, and her family, financially.

Mental and economic warfare are far more satisfying than physical violence. Still as brutal (if not more so), yet regarded as far more dignified.


That said, an ezekiel choke is a bunch of fun too...
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: bigmc on May 09, 2014, 11:03:07 AM
i love these vids where women attack men

then a swarm of guidos attack the victim in the hope

of getting to finger bang said psycho

Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Alpine on May 09, 2014, 11:11:40 AM
I love you el diablo but then you woke up with a schwarzenegger marathon playing in the background.

I LORF'D

I know you are all jacked bad asses, but the reality is you don't have much choice in this situation. You can do what he did, or start fighting one of them and then get jumped by 4-5 at once, or worse, have to sit there and individually fight 4-5 individual chuckle heads as they take turns being billy bad ass. It's just not a good situation and you might as well just cut your fucking losses and pack your nose with something and have a fucking beer. As soon as one dipshit things he's "defending a girl" you have a hornets nest situation of stupidity.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 09, 2014, 11:27:41 AM
A bunch of drunken stupid savages. I bet they all voted for Obama. The only one that had any class was the guy who was assaulted.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: bradistani on May 09, 2014, 12:53:42 PM
# 17 is BillyBadAss with his boys around.....alone,he wouldn`t have said jackshit.

 Get 'em all in a back room, smack 'em around, no more big shot.

^^What movie?  :D

(http://i59.tinypic.com/2enwcxh.jpg)
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: calfzilla on May 09, 2014, 12:58:16 PM
Id put her on the floor and plunge my cock in her pusshole.

Lol!  Too many white knights there for the guy to get too aggressive with her.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Icelord on May 09, 2014, 01:03:02 PM
Hit back. Or so I used to think.

Then I discovered the legal system offers women a special designation that automatically gives them the right to assault people bigger than them, particularly if they're male. That simply retaliating is not allowed, even in self defense. Moreover, since women rarely fight their own battles, you'll have to deal with their boyfriend/husband/father and male friends, who'll hunt you down if they don't jump you the moment the fight happens.

The system's not fair. So you can't play fair either. If a woman mouths off, you walk away. If she hits you, you call the police. It's gay, but it's the only way to protect yourself as a man. Otherwise the deck is stacked against you, and you will go to jail.

A girl hit me in the face in high school one day under similar circumstances as the video. I punched her back and she passed out. 5 guys dropped their books and jumped me.

She got a 3 day leave, I got expelled and it fucked up my academic career for a year. That's how it works in non-Muslim countries. Over there, they keep their women on a leash, and if she mouths off, they're allowed to set them on fire. Here, women hold all the keys, and control all the doors. That's a sad reality. It's why men can't be men anymore.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: the trainer on May 09, 2014, 01:04:06 PM
I will fuck up 4 average dudes what the hell do I train for, first i need to put my back against a wall so they cant jump me from behind, then when the first dude comes at me i aim for the chin and put him to sleep, the second one will flip out to see his friend knocked out and he should be wide open for a right straight, the other 2 dudes will see that you are not to be fucked with and back away or they get the same treatment.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: _aj_ on May 09, 2014, 01:13:56 PM
I will fuck up 4 average dudes what the hell do I train for, first i need to put my back against a wall so they cant jump me from behind, then when the first dude comes at me i aim for the chin and put him to sleep, the second one will flip out to see his friend knocked out and he should be wide open for a right straight, the other 2 dudes will see that you are not to be fucked with and back away or they get the same treatment.

*SOB*

Foozle! Come back!
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Rami on May 09, 2014, 01:27:32 PM
I would not bludgeoned them to death with a tire iron, nor stab them down with a screwdriver,

I would call the cops.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Icelord on May 09, 2014, 01:32:43 PM
I would not bludgeoned them to death with a tire iron, nor stab them down with a screwdriver,

I would call the cops.
Exactly. Let the garbage men collect the garbage. It's all on tape, anyway. They'd all get battery at the least, the bitch included.

The cops are paid well to do generally very little. This is giving them some work, as far as I'm concerned. Ego will get you a permanent record, for perhaps 5 minutes of alpha glory. When you're having to explain to an employer why you have an assault case from 5 years ago, they probably won't be very impressed you stood up to a psychotic cum rag and her four meth-addicted lovers by caving their heads in.

That sounds good when you're 21. Not so much when you're 33.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Simple Simon on May 09, 2014, 01:35:46 PM
I will fuck up 4 average dudes what the hell do I train for, first i need to put my back against a wall so they cant jump me from behind, then when the first dude comes at me i aim for the chin and put him to sleep, the second one will flip out to see his friend knocked out and he should be wide open for a right straight, the other 2 dudes will see that you are not to be fucked with and back away or they get the same treatment.

I dont think you are known for keeping your back to the wall.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: bigmc on May 09, 2014, 01:36:08 PM
Exactly. Let the garbage men collect the garbage. It's all on tape, anyway. They'd all get battery at the least, the bitch included.

The cops are paid well to do generally very little. This is giving them some work, as far as I'm concerned. Ego will get you a permanent record, for perhaps 5 minutes of alpha glory. When you're having to explain to an employer why you have an assault case from 5 years ago, they probably won't be very impressed you stood up to a psychotic cum rag and her four meth-addicted lovers by caving their heads in.

That sounds good when you're 21. Not so much when you're 33.

also she will turn up in court looking like the virgin mary

sobbing gently while she describes how you violated her

while the jury looks at you like you are osama bin laden

always walk away or if you are pissed off punch her bf and take it out on him
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: the trainer on May 09, 2014, 01:37:40 PM
also she will turn up in court looking like the virgin mary

sobbing gently while she describes how you violated her

while the jury looks at you like you are osama bin laden

always walk away or if you are pissed off punch her bf and take it out on him

Yep when you have big muscles dont mess with women even if they are in the wrong you wont win.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Icelord on May 09, 2014, 01:38:08 PM
also she will turn up in court looking like the virgin mary

sobbing gently while she describes how you violated her

while the jury looks at you like you are osama bin laden

always walk away or if you are pissed off punch her bf and take it out on him
If her male friends see you walk away, they'll let it go. They potentially won some pussy in her eyes and that's all they give a toss about.

A boyfriend will probably try to deck you straight. More on the line for him. And if he does, the gloves are off. I will fucking fight until the blue boys show up. But the woman is the wrong target. Trying to knock sense into a female brain is about as similar as trying to stick a cassette in a DVD player.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: bigmc on May 09, 2014, 01:40:44 PM
If her male friends see you walk away, they'll let it go. They potentially won some pussy in her eyes and that's all they give a toss about.

A boyfriend will probably try to deck you straight. More on the line for him. And if he does, the gloves are off. I will fucking fight until the blue boys show up. But the woman is the wrong target. Trying to knock sense into a female brain is about as similar as trying to stick a cassette in a DVD player.

we have allowed a society where women have all the protection of the weaker sex

but can assault and abuse men to their hearts content

for a prime example of this watch the how can she slap video

that says it all

Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Icelord on May 09, 2014, 01:42:59 PM
we have allowed a society where women have all the protection of the weaker sex

but can assault and abuse men to their hearts content

for a prime example of this watch the how can she slap video

that says it all



Too right.



Wonder if he'd kept his job on that show another 4 seasons if he'd headbutted her in the face.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: ChopperRider on May 09, 2014, 01:45:43 PM
I will fuck up 4 average dudes what the hell do I train for, first i need to put my back against a wall so they cant jump me from behind, then when the first dude comes at me i aim for the chin and put him to sleep, the second one will flip out to see his friend knocked out and he should be wide open for a right straight, the other 2 dudes will see that you are not to be fucked with and back away or they get the same treatment.

This fucking fool has never been in a fight in his life.

God, I would pay money to see Foozle light you and Shitso on fire.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: bigmc on May 09, 2014, 01:46:37 PM
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Alpine on May 09, 2014, 01:52:31 PM
I will fuck up 4 average dudes what the hell do I train for, first i need to put my back against a wall so they cant jump me from behind, then when the first dude comes at me i aim for the chin and put him to sleep, the second one will flip out to see his friend knocked out and he should be wide open for a right straight, the other 2 dudes will see that you are not to be fucked with and back away or they get the same treatment.

When the trainer speaks, the world trembles.

4 dudes + 1 trainer = 4 fucked up bodies. That is real ultimate glory right there. What an all american badass. Probably punch one of the guys out with their buddy's own fist like Jackie fucking Chan, huh?

(http://blog.afflictionclothing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/BLOG_20120816_seagal_502x374px.jpg)

I will fuck up 4 average dudes what the hell do I train for,

** Then the trainer woke the fuck up from his getbig nap, brushed the cheezit crumbs off his breasts and got back to posting garbage.** 
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Icelord on May 09, 2014, 01:53:37 PM
@2:24

That's what women are, man. They all assume you deserve it, because some guy slapped them around in the past. I fucking hate our society.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Icelord on May 09, 2014, 01:54:45 PM
When the trainer speaks, the world trembles.

4 dudes + 1 trainer = 4 fucked up bodies. That is real ultimate glory right there. What an all american badass. Probably punch one of the guys out with their buddy's own fist like Jackie fucking Chan, huh?

(http://blog.afflictionclothing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/BLOG_20120816_seagal_502x374px.jpg)
He must've seen this scene a few dozen times:

Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 09, 2014, 02:00:33 PM
Would have been great if he did this. And i'm not joking...


Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: anabolichalo on May 09, 2014, 02:04:57 PM
this is why a pimp is always with a couple of hos to do his dirty work ::)
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Icelord on May 09, 2014, 02:15:48 PM
this is why a pimp is always with a couple of hos to do his dirty work ::)
Women will always prefer a man who uses them for his own needs than one who caters to theirs. They don't respect being respected. ;)
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: anabolichalo on May 09, 2014, 02:17:09 PM
Women will always prefer a man who uses them for his own needs than one who caters to theirs. They don't respect being respected. ;)
then why baby mama gone?

i fucked her everytime i felt like it, if she resisted or not it was not relevant, in the end she always complied
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Icelord on May 09, 2014, 02:18:03 PM
then why baby mama gone?

i fucked her everytime i felt like it, if she resisted or not it was not relevant, in the end she always complied
You never used her. She probably enjoyed the sex more than you did. Lots of women around who want a cock whenever they text for one.

Once she pays your bills so you don't need to work, you'll be in the pimp zone.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: bradistani on May 09, 2014, 02:19:50 PM
why i ALWAYS have a rolled up copy of FLEX in my back pocket

Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: anabolichalo on May 09, 2014, 02:20:18 PM
You never used her. She probably enjoyed the sex more than you did. Lots of women around who want a cock whenever they text for one.

Once she pays your bills so you don't need to work, you'll be in the pimp zone.
98% of black man  -  white woman relationships
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: anabolichalo on May 09, 2014, 02:21:23 PM
why i ALWAYS have a rolled up copy of FLEX in my back pocket


Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Marty Champions on May 09, 2014, 02:28:40 PM
that girls ass in the vid made me cum my britches
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: spiro on May 09, 2014, 02:39:38 PM
sucks for him, he would have been jumped by 4-5 guidos in the process.  Best to just remember who they are, walk away and then take them out one by one.  Did that once in highschool when I was jumped.  Went to each one of their homes, knocked on the door and beat the shit out of each one with a bat.

Shit happened to me once and I'm dead serious I got jumped by some black guys when I was 17 they were in their 20s. I saw the leader of the whole thing shooting hoops at the park I was at. I picked up a stick.and.waited till he got done. I followed him to his car and yelled hey guy remember me. When he turned around I split his head with the stick and broke it over his head. He had a cocunet head though and we punched eachother 2-3 times he cracked me in the jaw so hard I couldn't remember anything the rest of.the night. We both had to go to court because he pressed charges. Judge ended up throwing it out when he learned I was jumped.

This whole thing happened at one of my high school graduation parties lol. Everyone from my class watched the whole thing happen they thought I was crazy. I actually got a long before with the negro that did it. We ran track together I was a freshmen he was a senior. I remember he was a top athlete could easily dunk big strong cat. We use to run into another at bars later on. He blew up to like 300 pounds we always had stare downs until people made us shake hands. I didn't really want to fight him again because he was a tough dude. It would of been a very ugly fight when I was full grown.

He's a fat ass towney loser so I.guess I have the last laugh.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Teutonic Knight on May 09, 2014, 03:03:47 PM
then why baby mama gone?

i fucked her everytime i felt like it, if she resisted or not it was not relevant, in the end she always complied

Now she will fuck others on yours sofa  ::)
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Icelord on May 09, 2014, 03:04:46 PM
Now she will fuck others on yours sofa  ::)
Fortunately there's many prostitutes in 'Cuba'.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Army of One on May 09, 2014, 03:17:22 PM
Always ask yourself in this situation, what would this guy do?

(http://img.acianetmedia.com/i/a9DsJ.gif)
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 09, 2014, 03:35:25 PM
Always ask yourself in this situation, what would this guy do?

(http://img.acianetmedia.com/i/a9DsJ.gif)

Bad ass thinks he's Bruce Lee but 5 knee strikes and hits to an 80 pound chinese chick and she's still standing and just looks distraught as she adjusts her shirt afterwards
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Natural Man on May 09, 2014, 04:07:46 PM
Too right.



Wonder if he'd kept his job on that show another 4 seasons if he'd headbutted her in the face.
please, please...tell me you know it s scripted right?
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Icelord on May 09, 2014, 04:09:30 PM
please, please...tell me you know it s scripted right?
All reality TV is "scripted" because the producers tell the actors what they want from them in general. Does that mean the time a guy punched Snookie in the mouth at the bar was scripted too? Considering the guy got arrested. Same with the time Ronnie got arrested for fighting some guido outside a club. Do you think those cops were actors?

Jwoww's a savage. Typical white trash guido scum who smacks people in the face when she doesn't get her way. I fully believe that scene was spontaneous.
Title: Re: Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)
Post by: Kwon_2 on May 09, 2014, 05:34:37 PM
this.

though it would have been great to see him release all his anger by decking the loud, white knight

mind you, i couldn't watch it all on account of her shrill, annoying shrieking. womens voices can go right through me sometimes  :-\

How i just wanted and hoped to see him "snap" when that loudmouth with boxing gloves stepped up to him lol