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Title: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Darren Avey on May 13, 2014, 10:59:11 AM
His names Barney Braid. It ll be his first MMA fight too. Any tips?

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Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Simple Simon on May 13, 2014, 11:00:36 AM
if you are getting sponsored the best place for the companies logo will be on the soles of your feet.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 13, 2014, 11:02:54 AM
Get a new set of brain cells and choose another hobby.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Darren Avey on May 13, 2014, 11:04:51 AM
if you are getting sponsored the best place for the companies logo will be on the soles of your feet.

SO the punters see it when im leaping through the air with my powerful kicks?
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Simple Simon on May 13, 2014, 11:05:58 AM
SO the punters see it when im leaping through the air with my powerful kicks?
Yes of course, what did you think I meant?
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: the trainer on May 13, 2014, 11:06:23 AM
get some Ibuprofen ready for your concussion.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Simple Simon on May 13, 2014, 11:08:01 AM
get some piano wire from ESFitness to sew up your wounds.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: SF1900 on May 13, 2014, 11:08:19 AM
The only thing youre going to have to fight is your desire for a twinkie.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 13, 2014, 11:09:49 AM
if you are getting sponsored the best place for the companies logo will be on the soles of your feet.

Cleaning my screen from spitting my drink on it.  ;D
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Darren Avey on May 13, 2014, 11:20:49 AM
Yeh hes big hes strong, but hes clumsy. I know I can beat him.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: bigmc on May 13, 2014, 11:21:22 AM
Yeh hes big hes strong, but hes clumsy. I know I can beat him.

what federation is it
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Hulkotron on May 13, 2014, 11:21:43 AM
His names Barney Braid. It ll be his first MMA fight too. Any tips?

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He looks like a bitch
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Darren Avey on May 13, 2014, 11:36:28 AM
what federation is it

Fuck knows, my trainer Ian Sharpe has suggested him,
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: g.m on May 13, 2014, 11:49:03 AM
advice? ummm first of all you do know your on a mostly gay douchebag forum right? go get some real fighting advice on mixedmartialarts.com or sherdog.com..fuck u asking here for ? these douches cam give you advice on man on man sex,shooting juice up there "striated glutes" or how to shop at babygap for shirts to wear at clubs.....why do people associate being a druggy roid user to being able to kick some ass? most muscle bound idiots dont know how to throw a proper punch or last more than 20 seconds in a real street fight..asking for mma advice on getbig LOL..............just for being a super douche i hope you get blitzqrieged and end up with brain damage and never fight again.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: funk51 on May 13, 2014, 11:54:36 AM
His names Barney Braid. It ll be his first MMA fight too. Any tips?

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your just lucky it wasn't this guy, a whole different barney.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Henda on May 13, 2014, 12:06:35 PM
advice? ummm first of all you do know your on a mostly gay douchebag forum right? go get some real fighting advice on mixedmartialarts.com or sherdog.com..fuck u asking here for ? these douches cam give you advice on man on man sex,shooting juice up there "striated glutes" or how to shop at babygap for shirts to wear at clubs.....why do people associate being a druggy roid user to being able to kick some ass? most muscle bound idiots dont know how to throw a proper punch or last more than 20 seconds in a real street fight..asking for mma advice on getbig LOL..............just for being a super douche i hope you get blitzqrieged and end up with brain damage and never fight again.

we cant all be masculine enough to roll around the floor with our legs wrapped around another sweaty man for a few hours a week then go to the pub in our tapout tshirt walking around like were a prime shamrock.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: HavoX on May 13, 2014, 12:09:43 PM
Don't get a boner, brah
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Post by: _aj_ on May 13, 2014, 12:14:09 PM
World star hip hop.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Darren Avey on May 13, 2014, 12:22:32 PM
My plan is to attacke straight away, get him on the ground and finish him off.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Simple Simon on May 13, 2014, 12:24:36 PM
My plan is to attacke straight away, get him on the ground and finish him off.
Do you know how gay that sounds?
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Darren Avey on May 13, 2014, 12:26:16 PM
Hmmm i guess it does.OK then ill sub him.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: the trainer on May 13, 2014, 12:32:45 PM
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Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: funk51 on May 13, 2014, 12:33:05 PM
so sub is a code name for anal???? ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: funk51 on May 13, 2014, 12:33:44 PM
(http://content.nakedkombat.com/imagedb/34082/i/h/620/1.jpg)
WTF???????
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Simple Simon on May 13, 2014, 12:37:49 PM
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Your Google search memory must be bordering on criminal.   ;D
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: SuperTed on May 13, 2014, 12:43:53 PM
if you are getting sponsored the best place for the companies logo will be on the soles of your feet.

LOL :D

I remember Julius Francis had that done when he fought Mike Tyson.

(http://www.independent.co.uk/migration_catalog/article6117681.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/francis.jpeg)
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Mitch on May 13, 2014, 12:57:53 PM
He looks like a bitch
That's not Marsellus Wallace. :-\
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Lustral on May 13, 2014, 01:07:53 PM
Yeh hes big, hes strong, he has a massive shlong, I'm gonna beat it. .

That's the spirit old boy
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Fortress on May 13, 2014, 05:40:16 PM
advice? ummm first of all you do know your on a mostly gay douchebag forum right? go get some real fighting advice on mixedmartialarts.com or sherdog.com..fuck u asking here for ? these douches cam give you advice on man on man sex,shooting juice up there "striated glutes" or how to shop at babygap for shirts to wear at clubs.....why do people associate being a druggy roid user to being able to kick some ass? most muscle bound idiots dont know how to throw a proper punch or last more than 20 seconds in a real street fight..asking for mma advice on getbig LOL..............just for being a super douche i hope you get blitzqrieged and end up with brain damage and never fight again.

Total meltdown.

You must be such a tiny tit.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 13, 2014, 05:59:16 PM
Yeh hes big hes strong, but hes clumsy. I know I can beat him.

I see what you did there.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: wolfrittner on May 13, 2014, 06:06:13 PM
advice? ummm first of all you do know your on a mostly gay douchebag forum right? go get some real fighting advice on mixedmartialarts.com or sherdog.com..fuck u asking here for ? these douches cam give you advice on man on man sex,shooting juice up there "striated glutes" or how to shop at babygap for shirts to wear at clubs.....why do people associate being a druggy roid user to being able to kick some ass? most muscle bound idiots dont know how to throw a proper punch or last more than 20 seconds in a real street fight..asking for mma advice on getbig LOL..............just for being a super douche i hope you get blitzqrieged and end up with brain damage and never fight again.
Did you mean Blitzkrieged by an chance?
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: The Ugly on May 13, 2014, 06:25:16 PM
LOL :D

I remember Julius Francis had that done when he fought Mike Tyson.

(http://www.independent.co.uk/migration_catalog/article6117681.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/francis.jpeg)

Ha! Brilliant.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: the trainer on May 13, 2014, 06:32:25 PM
advice? ummm first of all you do know your on a mostly gay douchebag forum right? go get some real fighting advice on mixedmartialarts.com or sherdog.com..fuck u asking here for ? these douches cam give you advice on man on man sex,shooting juice up there "striated glutes" or how to shop at babygap for shirts to wear at clubs.....why do people associate being a druggy roid user to being able to kick some ass? most muscle bound idiots dont know how to throw a proper punch or last more than 20 seconds in a real street fight..asking for mma advice on getbig LOL..............just for being a super douche i hope you get blitzqrieged and end up with brain damage and never fight again.

I am muscle bound and I can kick ass I have being wrestling since I was 5 years old and I train mma on and off when I find the time, I could rip you to pieces with my bare hands if I wanted to.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 13, 2014, 06:36:10 PM
I am muscle bound and I can kick ass I have being wrestling since I was 5 years old and I train mma on and off when I find the time, I could rip you to pieces with my bare hands if I wanted to.

I'm no Foozle, but...

Get lost you manriding homotron....if you were a race, you'd be the Polesmoker 500...

Later, Gaylord.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: forillagorilla on May 13, 2014, 08:23:16 PM
advice? ummm first of all you do know your on a mostly gay douchebag forum right? go get some real fighting advice on mixedmartialarts.com or sherdog.com..fuck u asking here for ? these douches cam give you advice on man on man sex,shooting juice up there "striated glutes" or how to shop at babygap for shirts to wear at clubs.....why do people associate being a druggy roid user to being able to kick some ass? most muscle bound idiots dont know how to throw a proper punch or last more than 20 seconds in a real street fight..asking for mma advice on getbig LOL..............just for being a super douche i hope you get blitzqrieged and end up with brain damage and never fight again.

You sound like the type of pussy that I would bitch slap the fuck of right in front of your mother. Then probably have to slap her too for giving birth to such a puss. And shut the fuck up before you reply with some gay ass internet tough talk. I am better than you - so run your cock suck ya lil fag I ain't gonna hurt you
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: The Ugly on May 13, 2014, 08:32:18 PM
Eh, he had a point.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: ChopperRider on May 13, 2014, 08:39:41 PM
advice? ummm first of all you do know your on a mostly gay douchebag forum right? go get some real fighting advice on mixedmartialarts.com or sherdog.com..fuck u asking here for ? these douches cam give you advice on man on man sex,shooting juice up there "striated glutes" or how to shop at babygap for shirts to wear at clubs.....why do people associate being a druggy roid user to being able to kick some ass? most muscle bound idiots dont know how to throw a proper punch or last more than 20 seconds in a real street fight..asking for mma advice on getbig LOL..............just for being a super douche i hope you get blitzqrieged and end up with brain damage and never fight again.

You're probably going to get a wee bit of negative attention with that post.   ;D
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: evandatp on May 14, 2014, 02:17:34 AM
Above all, Darren, remember to have a friend video it and post the footage here for an unbiased critique.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: calfzilla on May 14, 2014, 04:12:05 AM
Dude looks to weigh 150 lbs.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on May 14, 2014, 04:15:02 AM
if you are getting sponsored the best place for the companies logo will be on the soles of your feet.
bwahahahahahahhahahahahahahaah
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Grape Ape on May 14, 2014, 04:16:44 AM
His names Barney Braid. It ll be his first MMA fight too. Any tips?

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Hasn't had first MMA fight, still has medal.  Seems dangerous.  Would avoid.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Grape Ape on May 14, 2014, 04:18:00 AM
what federation is it

It's a legal fight, nik, it doesn't concern you.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: falco on May 14, 2014, 07:20:32 AM
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Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 14, 2014, 07:36:28 AM
The guy you are fighting doesn't look like a fighter. The clues are perfect ears and a straight nose. Very few ground fighters have perfect ears and a lot of strikers have crooked noses.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: _aj_ on May 14, 2014, 07:47:53 AM
Did you mean Blitzkrieged by an chance?

It's "blitzqueefed"
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 14, 2014, 07:50:34 AM
The guy you are fighting doesn't look like a fighter. The clues are perfect ears and a straight nose. Very few ground fighters have perfect ears and a lot of strikers have crooked noses.

That might be true, but underestimating your enemy isn't wise...

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Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Darren Avey on May 14, 2014, 08:01:24 AM
Hey man I said im fighting MMA in da cage, not that pussy boxing!
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 14, 2014, 08:34:05 AM
Hey man I said im fighting MMA in da cage, not that pussy boxing!

Doesn't matter, fighters are morons by default.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: g.m on May 14, 2014, 09:07:02 AM
go to mixedmartialarts.com if you want advice bro..plenty of real fighters over there with experience. your in the wrong forum douche..getbig is only for laughs and its not to be taken serious unless Galeniko appears and all gayish posters melt at his feet. i doubt your even a fighter sence your asking for advice here..fucken retard.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: SuperTed on May 14, 2014, 09:24:43 AM
What are the physical stats of you and your opponent and what fighting discipline are you both strongest at Darren?
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Rascal full on May 14, 2014, 09:42:52 AM
Darren if you beat him watch out for his six mates Grumpy, Sneezy, et al.
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: irishdave on May 14, 2014, 04:19:25 PM
go to mixedmartialarts.com if you want advice bro..plenty of real fighters over there with experience. your in the wrong forum douche..getbig is only for laughs and its not to be taken serious unless Galeniko appears and all gayish posters melt at his feet. i doubt your even a fighter sence your asking for advice here..fucken retard.

Haha quality abuse...especially that last bit fucken retard lmao
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: irishdave on May 14, 2014, 04:21:54 PM
Does your mammy know you're doing this, little Darren? You should use a leprechaun gimmick will make you famous
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Rambone on May 14, 2014, 05:48:41 PM
His names Barney Braid. It ll be his first MMA fight too. Any tips?

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It appears that Barney won the most improved medal at homo MMA camp. You're fucked
Title: Re: Might be fighting this guy in da cage
Post by: Darren Avey on May 15, 2014, 06:22:30 AM
That's a boxing medal Barney got for a white collar boxing match.