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Anyone see it? I loved it!!! Some slow shit but it builds up to some of the best CGI I've seen in a long time. Literally the whole audience tonight was cheering n clapping at the end of the big godzilla fight.
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Anyone see it? I loved it!!! Some slow shit but it builds up to some of the best CGI I've seen in a long time. Literally the whole audience tonight was cheering n clapping at the end of the big godzilla fight.
Sounds like a dumbass audience
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I always cheer for Godzilla. He's a crazy motherrfucker.
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Saw the word god and had to post in thread immediately.
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Yes, saw it at the premier, crowd went crazy.
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Build up is slow, lots of teasing. But dear god when things go down. It was AWESOME. Honestly, one of the best movie experiences I've had. Theater I was in went nuts at least 4 times in reaction to what happened on screen.
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Saw the word god and had to post in thread immediately.
;D Sweet!
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There use to be humans on the planet big like godzilla.
(http://funnyfunda.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/biggest-human-skeleton-found-in-india.png)
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Just about to go watch it on the giant Glasgow IMAX science centre screen in 3d.
Hope it's worth the $20 per head tickets.
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I always cheer for Godzilla. He's a crazy motherrfucker.
Go go Godzilla!
/tics bought for 1:30
//better be good or else i'll burn toho studios to the ground.
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It was ok.
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It was ok.
Crap. Well, $40 in and haven't yet seen it, I must muster up some enthusiasm. It can't be poorer than the last Spiderman, can it? :-\
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Crap. Well, $40 in and haven't yet seen it, I must muster up some enthusiasm. It can't be poorer than the last Spiderman, can it? :-\
Or "Pacific Rim". Lord, that one was dumb. Not as dumb as me for seeing it though! ;D
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Ok if u r a godzilla fan yes these top level great actors must have been told to I don't know....overact a little...like in the old movies. Watanabe who is a talented actor def pours it on heavy n there I a general overall tone of the filming style of the old movies but dam!!!! The cgi n the monster fight is fucking awesome. The people I saw it w has a daughter who doesn't like 3d so we didn't see it in 3d. I'm paying again just to go see it in 3d.
I'm sure there were a ton of people in the theatre last night that were not godzilla fans. There were a ton of girls il sure dragged in by their guys. But the whole fn theater went crazy like 4 times!!!
There's a line where watanabe says. "Let them fight". The whole fucking theatre went crazy.
I think the movie is def low key at first n u get glimpses of the monsters teasers like. That may be why by the end u r so fired up for the fight b it does not disappoint.
N pacific rim was fucking horrible. Could barely sit thru that piece of shit. No comparison. Man 3 quarters thru there is a long shot w godzilla in the SF bay. Worth the ticket price just for the incredible cgi.
Just go!
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Crap. Well, $40 in and haven't yet seen it, I must muster up some enthusiasm. It can't be poorer than the last Spiderman, can it? :-\
I saw it at the IMAX in 3D and the sense of scale was incredible. You really get a good sense of how massive Godzilla is. Godzilla doesn't have enough screen time and the fight scenes are very brief. While some fight scenes aren't shown at all, save for in short news clips only.
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Go go Godzilla!
/tics bought for 1:30
//better be good or else i'll burn toyo studios to the ground.
Racer X made a great cover on Superheroes album, catchy tune...
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Was the lizard likeable? <3
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Wait until some of you discover PC gaming, if you think that was a great, "interactive" experience.
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Wait until some of you discover PC gaming, if you think that was a great, "interactive" experience.
Political correct gaming? Can I play it with white people? ???
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It was ok.
You were right. What a turd. How can you make a rampaging irradiated monster boring!? Well, they found a way. Godzilla doesn't surface for an hour, and while such a ploy worked well in Jaws it blows, here. Cranston wasted, and doesn't fill a movie screen. Sally Hawkins (awesome actress) given nothing to do. David Straithairn (sp?) only guy given a meaty role, and fills screen nicely but they ran out of time for him. The new guy who plays the soldier/hero has less acting range than, say, Sam Worthington so that's less than a-b. Cripes. I wanted to see the thing laying waster to swaths of shit, and all I got was after-effect rubble and poor melodrama. 4/10
/imax/3-d did not enhance movie
//70 clams!! i should have my head examined
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Racer X made a great cover on Superheroes album, catchy tune...
LOVE Racer X. Own all the band's albums, and the DVD, too. Gilbert rules.
As far as Godzilla, the movie, well, I'll be going in a few days FOR SURE. Cannot wait.
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You were right. What a turd. How can you make a rampaging irradiated monster boring!? Well, they found a way. Godzilla doesn't surface for an hour, and while such a ploy worked well in Jaws it blows, here. Cranston wasted, and doesn't fill a movie screen. Sally Hawkins (awesome actress) given nothing to do. David Straithairn (sp?) only guy given a meaty role, and fills screen nicely but they ran out of time for him. The new guy who plays the soldier/hero has less acting range than, say, Sam Worthington so that's less than a-b. Cripes. I wanted to see the thing laying waster to swaths of shit, and all I got was after-effect rubble and poor melodrama. 4/10
/imax/3-d did not enhance movie
//70 clams!! i should have my head examined
Thank you Dr C.....this is a review that carries weight with me
I'm taking my daughter to the movies in a couple hrs. , will choose a different movie
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Thank you Dr C.....this is a review that carries weight with me
I'm taking my daughter to the movies in a couple hrs. , will choose a different movie
Good call. I'd be hesitant recommending this one even as an at-home vid watch. You guys go have a great time.
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Pretty boring.
Took ages to start.
3D wasted, better with a high definition 2D.
Why did Godzilla feel to need to chase after the other creatures? How would it even know they existed?
What the fuck were all the cars doing being kept on the golden gate bridge when they could have driven off in 5 minutes?
Annoying fat wee kid supposed to be offspring of 2 skinny parents.
Typical Japanese experts who knew what the creatures would be trying to achieve despite having no knowledge of them.
How come a mere admiral makes the decisions? Where were the senior military / government folk?
3/10
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You were right. What a turd. How can you make a rampaging irradiated monster boring!? Well, they found a way. Godzilla doesn't surface for an hour, and while such a ploy worked well in Jaws it blows, here. Cranston wasted, and doesn't fill a movie screen. Sally Hawkins (awesome actress) given nothing to do. David Straithairn (sp?) only guy given a meaty role, and fills screen nicely but they ran out of time for him. The new guy who plays the soldier/hero has less acting range than, say, Sam Worthington so that's less than a-b. Cripes. I wanted to see the thing laying waster to swaths of shit, and all I got was after-effect rubble and poor melodrama. 4/10
/imax/3-d did not enhance movie
//70 clams!! i should have my head examined
I just took my youngest son and I agree with you. I wasn't impressed , something to do to kill a Saturday but another ho-hum movie from Hollywood
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There use to be humans on the planet big like godzilla.
(http://funnyfunda.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/biggest-human-skeleton-found-in-india.png)
Was that White or black race ;D
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Was thinking of going tomorrow until I read Dr. Chimp's review, will pass.
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I can`t believe people actually would watch this shit and expect anything other than shit. ???
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I bet there were a few one liners in there at some point and the audience giggled at the corny one liners.
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Anyone remember the Gargantuas back in the 70s? Sort of a Godzilla/King Kong mishmash-type creature. Green one and a brown one, one good, one bad. Japanese, of course.
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Saw the word god and had to post in thread immediately.
Lol really lol'ed.......May Allah bring blessings upon you
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Anyone remember the Gargantuas back in the 70s? Sort of a Godzilla/King Kong mishmash-type creature. Green one and a brown one, one good, one bad. Japanese, of course.
of course!
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I can`t believe people actually would watch this shit and expect anything other than shit. ???
see the thing is u gotta know wut movie u r going to. I am a huge godzilla fan. Have a godzilla collection etc. well small one from years ago but some rare pieces.
If u look at the old godzilla movies they r total shit. They fucking hilariously so bad that they r good.
This movie had its bad points but its about a big fn lizard. 80% on rotten tomatoes isnt bad.
I loved it n forgave it for its stupidity at times. I hate wen movies make it so the main character just happens to be in the same place the multiple times where the action is. It happened in man of steel like that also.
it had other shortcomings to but if u r in the mood for a kncok down drag em out monster fight go see it.
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of course!
It was actually from the 60s, I didn't know. Good times.
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Just saw it what a pile of shit, mr white , why the fuck did he ever take the role in this shit, and every time godzilla was about to fight they cut way from the action, the stupid whore wife had more face time then godzilla
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Haha. I must be retarded.
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If u wanna see the acting talent of bryan cranston then this movie isnt for you, nothing absolutely nothing in the trailers made it seem that bryan wasn't the lead actor in this shit
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Godzilla > Spiderman
I do agree they fooled everyone into thinking Brian was the lead.
Anyway...best monster/superhero movie of the summer so far.
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LOVE Racer X. Own all the band's albums, and the DVD, too. Gilbert rules.
As far as Godzilla, the movie, well, I'll be going in a few days FOR SURE. Cannot wait.
Same here man, same here... Big fan of Paul Gilbert and Racer X, sad that after Getting Heavier in 2003 they did only rare live appearance and no more new albums... And Gilbert today changed a lot, he's no more the inhuman technical shredder that he was, boring fucking blues started to crawl in him after Fuzz Universe...
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Anyone remember the Gargantuas back in the 70s? Sort of a Godzilla/King Kong mishmash-type creature. Green one and a brown one, one good, one bad. Japanese, of course.
2 ugly fuckers
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in the movie the Male MUTO was in Japan absorbing the nuclear plant and it was making a mating call the the female MUTO in Navada , they both meet up in San Francisco where they touch for the first time , and then all of a sudden the female MUTO already has a thousand MUTO eggs fetus alive and ready to birth ??? ???
And must by another miracle there just happens to be a Gas Tanker truck in the pit , to destroy the egg layer ::) ::)
i hate fucking movies that do this, ONE hero does it all ,why the need to have an entire of Japanese and American soldiers when all you need is one bomb disposal soldier ???
i know i know its just a movie
I thought Pacific Rim was a WHOLE lot better
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you saw this all day in the movie , the same stupid reaction shot, 20x or more from her
(http://www.scifinow.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/1996664.jpg)
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GODZILLA was a good movie..
Better than the 1 they did in 1994 with Mathew Broderick.. that one was a piece of shit..
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i hate fucking movies that do this, ONE hero does it all ,why the need to have an entire of Japanese and American soldiers when all you need is one bomb disposal soldier ???
actually, that's the american white boy bullshit part including the standard love interest with olsen. i completely ignored all that focused on the monsters.
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I’ve never been a GODZILLA fan but we had compt passes to see it in iMax 3D opening night.
Still not a GODZILLA fan but I found it interesting due to the fact that I lived in three of the major locations in which some of the scenes were shot … Japan, Hawaii, and San Francisco.
That Hawaii beach scene was supposedly directly across from my house. It looks like it was shot on the Hilton Hawaiian Hotel beachfront site.
I had no idea that GODZILLA was a ‘good guy’ until the very end when he killed them mutos and departed via San Francisco Bay saying, “I’ll be back!” which you probably didn’t notice because he said it in Godzilla-esse… a language I studied many years ago.
I think those big bad critters (Mutos ?) were related to the big bad guys in starship Troopers. Maybe distant cousins.
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you saw this all day in the movie , the same stupid reaction shot, 20x or more from her
(http://www.scifinow.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/1996664.jpg)
She was the only good thing in it. I see her name is Olsen. Did she used to be the Olsen twins that my kids used to watch?
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Why did Godzilla feel to need to chase after the other creatures?
Godzilla brings balance to nature, you should listen to movies not just watch them
How would it even know they existed?
just like back in 54' when the russian sub went missing... zilla picked up on their nuclear emissions
What the fuck were all the cars doing being kept on the golden gate bridge when they could have driven off in 5 minutes?
yup, that made no sense, plot failed on that one
Annoying fat wee kid supposed to be offspring of 2 skinny parents.
the kid is old enough to be fat from the poor nutrition his over worked mother feeds him while his dad was away for 14months serving in the military
Typical Japanese experts who knew what the creatures would be trying to achieve despite having no knowledge of them.
ever since Godzilla surfaced back in 54' monarch searched for him and other creatures, so it is no stretch to imagine that they have found other fossils and developed theories about them. as well as being able to study the live muta at the distroyed nuke plant for the last 15yrs
How come a mere admiral makes the decisions?
they do all the time when time is of the essence, besides, you did see him on the red phone talking the prez didn't you?
Where were the senior military / government folk?
see answer above
3/10
I think the last 3 star wars movies have sucked... maybe that's cause I like startrek.
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I'll probably be seeing it in the next week or so.
I'm expecting it to be shit so even if it's a 4 out of 10, it would have exceeded my expectations.
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I'll probably be seeing it in the next week or so.
I'm expecting it to be shit so even if it's a 4 out of 10, it would have exceeded my expectations.
if your already a zilla fan you will love it or atleast enjoy it. plausible plot for the most part, no humanoid aliens in this one, no stupid monster vs monster fight that rampages for far to long - also, no secret sci fi weapons that the gov has to fight monsters.
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- Well put about Cranston being under utilized. Pissed me off
- The Female creature happened to dine on the nuclear waste then left it all to head to california. While leaving alllllll the other nuclear waste behind. So they can eat one missle at a time?
- I want to see the projected death toll / cosst of damage like was done for the Superman movie.
- VERY disappointed that we didn't hear a "Godzirrrrrra!"
- Godzilla biting the creatures didn't have any effect on them?
- No emergency stop on the airport tram when kid "accidentally" gets caught on it?
- So, no weapon we have could possibly damage these things?
- Agree with the above about suddenly all these eggs appear?
- The guy retro fitted a missle but they can't seem to pry open two doors to have him finish the job? Really?
- Guess the next time something happens I will simply say "I am Lieutenant Blah Blah of the US Navy" and no one will question me. Maybe have the guy throw some dog tags out? Show his ID? Naw...take his word for it.
- Typical tripping when some disaster is about to strike people running from it.
- So Godzilla will swim under boats, but will choose to simply walk through the Golden Gate bridge?
I am nit picking....good entertaining movie....but lets try harder for continuity here people!!!!!
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Totally agree on most of all of your points about breaking bad guy under utilized. Was real dumb how he shoulda got killed on the catwalk but they brought him back as a contrived way to get the son on the helicopter because they needed the dad who died anyway. The human parts coulda been way better. Way more dramatic to have that guy...I never watch breaking bad...die in the catwalk then the kid threaten watanabe for answers or wutever.
Stunt I too was soooo fired up about the locations too. I'm going back for 3d just to see SF w the monsters fighting.
This is by far the best godzilla movie ever made in terms of special effects and visual realism. I didn't give u fuck a out one character in the movie tho.
Even the death of the wife was weak. Not powerful at all.
But for being a godzilla n gamara fan this movie was awesome.
I mean c'mon. Remember the shit movie where godzilla is teaching his son to blow fire?! Wut horseshit. N the son. Squealed like a donkey?
Also. Speaking of the gargantuans anyone remember the Japanese giant Frankenstein? His hand got cut off I think n his hand grew real big too?
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This just in...
Godzilla smashes box office record for biggest monster movie opening weekend ever!
92 Million.
Go Go Godzilla!
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Good movie, glad I saw it. But part of what made those old Godzilla, gamera, rodan, ect movies so great was the camp factor. The bad voice dubbing, shitty graphics. This was a love story with great cgi and 1good fight.
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Good movie, glad I saw it. But part of what made those old Godzilla, gamera, rodan, ect movies so great was the camp factor. The bad voice dubbing, shitty graphics. This was a love story with great cgi and 1good fight.
Actually, you're a bit wrong. They played into the standard dumb military, the asian expert who knows all about monsters but really knows nothing and some of the other old godzilla cheese. Cranston should have lived and his son should have died in which Cranston should have been the one looking for the wife and the boy. It was a nice job on a much smaller budget than that Spiderman Marvel junk. We'll get better CGI and monsters on a bigger budget in the second installment.
MOS > Godzilla > EVERYTHING MARVEL DOES EXCEPT FOR Pepper Potts.
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Totally agree on most of all of your points about breaking bad guy under utilized. Was real dumb how he shoulda got killed on the catwalk but they brought him back as a contrived way to get the son on the helicopter because they needed the dad who died anyway. The human parts coulda been way better. Way more dramatic to have that guy...I never watch breaking bad...die in the catwalk then the kid threaten watanabe for answers or wutever.
Stunt I too was soooo fired up about the locations too. I'm going back for 3d just to see SF w the monsters fighting.
This is by far the best godzilla movie ever made in terms of special effects and visual realism. I didn't give u fuck a out one character in the movie tho.
Even the death of the wife was weak. Not powerful at all.
But for being a godzilla n gamara fan this movie was awesome.
I mean c'mon. Remember the shit movie where godzilla is teaching his son to blow fire?! Wut horseshit. N the son. Squealed like a donkey?
Also. Speaking of the gargantuans anyone remember the Japanese giant Frankenstein? His hand got cut off I think n his hand grew real big too?
Hahaha, I use to watch Sunday morning Creature Feature at my uncle's house after church when I was a kid.
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/auteurs_production/images/film/frankenstein-conquers-the-world/w448/frankenstein-conquers-the-world.jpg)
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Actually, you're a bit wrong. They played into the standard dumb military, the asian expert who knows all about monsters but really knows nothing and some of the other old godzilla cheese. Cranston should have lived and his son should have died in which Cranston should have been the one looking for the wife and the boy. It was a nice job on a much smaller budget than that Spiderman Marvel junk. We'll get better CGI and monsters on a bigger budget in the second installment.
MOS > Godzilla > EVERYTHING MARVEL DOES EXCEPT FOR Pepper Potts.
correction :
x-men Days of future past > MOS
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correction :
x-men Days of future past > MOS
I saw quicksilver running on the side of a wall in slow motion. i got to see it to believe it. dc animation makes better movies than the studios are making full budget flicks for Marvel.
they've only got young magnet (carried 1st class) and xavier correct to date.
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you saw this all day in the movie , the same stupid reaction shot, 20x or more from her
(http://www.scifinow.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/1996664.jpg)
Dumbest c*nt ever.
Hint: Phone on vibrate.
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Actually, you're a bit wrong. They played into the standard dumb military, the asian expert who knows all about monsters but really knows nothing and some of the other old godzilla cheese. Cranston should have lived and his son should have died in which Cranston should have been the one looking for the wife and the boy. It was a nice job on a much smaller budget than that Spiderman Marvel junk. We'll get better CGI and monsters on a bigger budget in the second installment.
MOS > Godzilla > EVERYTHING MARVEL DOES EXCEPT FOR Pepper Potts.
The military. I don't think they were making smart plans.
Starting off with transporting nuclear missiles via train... which then passes RIGHT next to a muto. A muto who can detect radiation from VERY far away. This was already established and the information was available to the military... yet they still did it. Why not just put the missiles on a plane and fly them around to San Francisco? Seems faster and safer. Even with the flying muto hanging around.
So we all know that the nuclear bomb won't work. But the twist is that it doesn't work MUCH sooner than expected? 'Cause the train is robbed by the muto and the military has a chance to change their mind about the whole thing... but they just say "the hell with it" and continue on with their moronic nuclear bomb plan. So it doesn't work TWICE instead of once. This is just bad writing.
Move on to the whole San Francisco bit. "There are still civilians on that bridge..."
Wait... haven't you known these creatures were converging on the West Coast for quite a long time now? You're telling me that you JUST now thought it a good idea to evacuate the city?
Wait... why is no one on the bridge moving? Oh, traffic on the bridge has been reduced to a standstill... because there seems to be a ridiculous amount of road blocks and cop cars blocking all the lanes. Why would they... oh, just so the military can drive tanks onto the bridge to face towards Godzilla as he rises from the water. Huh, well... Godzilla doesn't seem to be doing much... oh, wait, they're all firing at him now. This is at the point where THEY ALL KNOW that the ONLY thing that can destroy any of the monsters is a nuclear explosion. So what's the point of driving a bunch of tanks onto the bridge, and endangering a bunch of people, that are all going to end up in the drink without a doubt? There isn't one.
I know what the military could have done. Position the tanks on nearby land, fire at the Godzilla, and draw its attention away from the bridge so the people could continue evacuating. Makes sense, don't it? Now I can make a sensible plan for what's happening in the movie, and the military has all the same information that I do, why shouldn't the military be sensible too? Tension? Does the military need to be incompetent to create tension? I don't think so. Why? Because there's already giant monsters destroying everything; which is creating tension. Am I right?
So then the military's final, big operation is to stop the nuclear bomb that was essentially only there because of the military's own actions.
How dumb? Really. How ridiculously unintelligent and pathetic. That literally the only thing the military does for the ENTIRE movie is realize shit too late, and then scramble to clean up after their own mess.
I know what the director could have done. Make the military hone up to their own helplessness. Let the admiral admit after the first nuke was stolen that anything more they do would only create more problems. So they then refer to the scientist and his prediction that Godzilla's existence is to create balance within the system. Because the mutos were parasites and enemies against Godzillas before? Or something? I can't quite remember the back-story on that. But at least then it's prepping the audience to root for Godzilla, instead of just throwing in the little news title at the end "Savior of us all?" Like, I know he killed the monsters; but he DID just destroy almost all of San Francisco and probably killed some people in the process. He still would be viewed as just a rampaging monster to everyone in the city. It's only the audience and the scientist who can really look at his actions as "heroic" or "good".
Speaking of Godzilla. They could have milked it.
Why not? I came to see Godzilla smash stuff and fight monsters... and Bryan Cranston deliver good acting. Not some stone-faced guy who internalizes everything, his mild wife, and his mild son. So as soon as Bryan Cranston died the movie only has Godzilla going for it. Yet the very first conflict with Godzilla and the muto is immediately cut away from so we could have a stupid gag: the mild kid waking up to see the monsters fighting on television.
Really? You're going to cut away from the first encounter between Godzilla and the muto so I can watch a kid acting sleepy. Really...?
Then the second (and last) encounter between Godzilla and the mutos is broken up by the military cleaning up their own mess. Just, whatever...
The pay-off would have been Godzilla breathing plasma into the mutos mouth. Except the build up to it was so badly written that this ONE moment of epicness was just a little tickle of joy after a long, boring disappointment.
Btw: This Roar
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15 YEARS AGO
MUTO: What the…?! A whole bunch of miners just fell into my relatively shallow subterranean chamber of dormancy! Lady!! LADY!!! LAAAADDDYYYYYY WAKE UP!! Do you wanna kick it with me to Tokyo?
LADY MUTO: Uuuuuuuugh……….. I’m…. uummm… I need to wash my hair. I’ll meet you when we’re less, you know, pupal?
MUTO: Wurd. Imma go eat some radiation- laters!! *pchew!*
GODZILLA: (awakened, grumpy) YOU GUYS!! SHUT UP!!! SLEEPING ON THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN HERE!! (muttering to self) I’m not really clear on why I hate those guys so much but I really hate those guys!!!
PRESENT DAY
MUTO: *yaaawwwwwwn* OMG I can’t believe I slept for 15 years and meanwhile ate this whole nuclear power plant!! I better motor to find my lady.
Tries to leave, is trapped by steel cables
MUTO: What in the what is… aaahh!! Rude!!
Emits EMP blast, rendering humans useless
MUTO: LOL! Flies away
HUMANS: WTF WINGS?!!?!
HAWAII
MUTO: LADY!!! Laaaaaadddddyyyyyyy!!! Where you at? I totes stole a nuclear submarine!! Want half?
LADY MUTO: I’m in Nevada! OMG I ate a whole mountain of nuclear waste!!! Like literally. A MOUNTAIN.
MUTO: Well I was going to fly over to you but clearly you need to walk that shit off. Meet up in San Fran?
LADY MUTO: Sounds good!! I just have a few Cirque du Soleil shows to step on on my way!
GODZILLA: Shut up. Shut up shut up shut up!!! SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. ARE. SO. ANNOYING!!! DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE OR I WILL TOTALLY ATOMIC BREATHE ON YOU BECAUSE I HATE YOU FOR…. REASONS!!
Starts swimming to Hawaii…. derp derp derp….
MUTO: Loo loo loo I’ll just put my submarine down in this jungle… hey! Jerk!! Stop shooting at me! That stings!
Emits EMP blast, planes fall from sky
MUTO: Can I even eat a plane? I don’t know how I’d digest it since I only eat radiation but ok *chomp chomp* LOL.
GODZILLA: *swims*
MUTO: Hey what’s going on at this luao? Can I hula with you?? Are you all having a nice vacation??
GODZILLA: *emerges from ocean* What did I say? WHAT. DID. I. SAY??
MUTO: Whatever atom-breath!! More like OUT OF BREATH, amirite?? Let’s brawl!!
GODZILLA: What?? No!! I just swam halfway across the damn Pacific ocean!! *PUNCH!*
MUTO: Ahhh! *WHACK!*
Fight ensues, humans are not pleased
MUTO: Hahahahaha you are too old and fat and I have wings. Laters!! *zing!*
GODZILLA: Balls!
Begrudgingly gets back in ocean
SAN FRANCISCO
HUMANS: Ok so all of these beasties eat radiation, right? So let’s lure them out into the ocean with this tasty super missile and then totally blow them up! Since they keep knocking out our power let’s just put this missile that will lure them once it’s in the ocean and obviously not before it gets to the ocean on this old timey steam train and wait patiently for it to arrive at the ocean.
LADY MUTO: Hey a delicious missile! *yoink!*
HUMANS: …….oh.
LADY MUTO: Oh snap! My belly is aglow with adorable tiny MUTO eggs! Do you want this missile, babies?? This yummy yummy missile?? Let’s build a nest in Chinatown and then I will buy you a mogwai.
MUTO: Lady!!! I am here in San Fransisco!
GODZILLA: Holy hell, that was a long swim. Lemme just grab on to this nice red bridge to help me get out of the water…
MUTO: Hey Oldzilla!! Need to take a nap?
GODZILLA: You are such a dick!
brawl ensues
LADY MUTO: Hey MUTO! I built a nest and need you to… OH HELL NO THIS GUY?!?
punch! smash! throw! punch!
LADY MUTO: (noticing tiny humans have blown up her nest) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
GODZILLA: Hey MUTO! *tail-slams MUTO dead into a skyscraper*
GODZILLA: That’s RIGHT. *chest thrust*
LADY MUTO: *blink blink!*
GODZILLA: I’m still unclear on my hate reasons so ATOMIC BREATH MURDER AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
LADY MUTO turns to stone and dies
GODZILLA: I need a nap now LIKE WHOA. *collapses in the middle of the city*
THE NEXT DAY
HUMANS: So…. is he a good monster…….? Also is he dead? How… do…. we… uuummm… that’s a big corpse….
GODZILLA: (wakes up, flips off humans) WHO’S FAT NOW, BITCHES!! *moonwalks into ocean, does dougie, swims away*
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CGI was great, dialogues were moronic, as always in this kind of movies. I was watching it in cinema with group of friends. After short fight scene between gojira and other creature (one with wings) scenery switched to dull "patriotic" scene in the plane were soldiers were getting ready to parachute into battlezone, girl sitting next to me yelled "WTF, I want previous scene back!". Pretty much sums up the movie.
They should release something like "Godzilla - American Bullshit Cut".
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Very slow.
Actual godzilla battle time was like 10 minutes total on screen.
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I think they missed the part about people watching Godzilla for awesome monster fights, not because of some lame homo character development. :-\
Perhaps they'll learn this for the sequel, I hope to get some crazy GMK-like mega battle.
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By reading reviews, looks like a red box rental.
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Did Gracie just post the entire screenplay?
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Did Gracie just post the entire screenplay?
;D
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Sounds like a dumbass audience
:D
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http://guyism.com/entertainment/movies/early-movie-roles.html
8 early acting roles that major stars would probably rather forget
Jon Hamm recently revealed that he spent some time in the ‘90s working as a set dresser for Cinemax softcore porn movies, which he described as “soul-crushing.”
While we agree that working on soft core porn can’t be all that fulfilling, at least Jon was off camera.
We’ve rounded up a list of famous actor’s who’s most ‘soul-crushing’ work appeared on screen for all the world to see. These are early gigs for some of Hollywood’s elite that we’re betting they’re more embarrassed about.
Here’s a young(ish) Bryan Cranston on a fake talk show pretending to be a man that cheated on his wife with another man. His excuse is that he travels a lot for his job. Everyone seems more mad at him for being bisexual than for cheating on his wife. There’s a lot of weird in this clip.
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LOL WTF! 80's shit ;D
http://guyism.com/entertainment/movies/early-movie-roles.html
8 early acting roles that major stars would probably rather forget
Jon Hamm recently revealed that he spent some time in the ‘90s working as a set dresser for Cinemax softcore porn movies, which he described as “soul-crushing.”
While we agree that working on soft core porn can’t be all that fulfilling, at least Jon was off camera.
We’ve rounded up a list of famous actor’s who’s most ‘soul-crushing’ work appeared on screen for all the world to see. These are early gigs for some of Hollywood’s elite that we’re betting they’re more embarrassed about.
Here’s a young(ish) Bryan Cranston on a fake talk show pretending to be a man that cheated on his wife with another man. His excuse is that he travels a lot for his job. Everyone seems more mad at him for being bisexual than for cheating on his wife. There’s a lot of weird in this clip.
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Found it boring. Liked a few minutes of the monster mash, though. Reading comments on Getbig=more fun.
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I liked it. I grew up watching the ones aired on Saturday afternoons dubbed in English.
That bus driver knew when to leave...
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(http://s15.postimg.org/3nbhp6hej/Branchasaurus_Rex_2011.jpg)
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(http://s15.postimg.org/3nbhp6hej/Branchasaurus_Rex_2011.jpg)
Branch "Quadrasaurus" Warren ;D
Who the hell even calls him that? I was like "wtf" when they mentioned that nickname in generation iron. Must be a schmoe thing.
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Loved it. Huge monsters making tonnes of beastly sounds and wrecking human-built crap.
Bring me more.
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Wait until some of you discover PC gaming, if you think that was a great, "interactive" experience.
You thinking Ragnaros and Lich King 25 heroic? ;D
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http://www.nerdist.com/2014/05/gareth-edwards-to-direct-star-wars-spin-off-for-2016/
Gareth Edwards to Direct STAR WARS Spinoff for 2016
When last we heard anything regarding the proposed Star Wars spinoffs, a rumored schedule had been released of what topics they would be covering. The fastest approaching was supposedly a 2016 film centered on fan-favorite, Boba Fett. Now, today, official word has come down who the director and writer of that 2016 film will be, though there’s no confirmation on Boba Fett’s plot inclusion.
Straight from Lucas Film themselves, Godzilla director Gareth Edwards will take the reins of the first non-Skywalker centric film in the franchise with a script that will be written by The Book of Eli and Telltale Games The Walking Dead writer, Gary Whitta. The film is set for a December 16, 2016 release.
“Ever since I saw Star Wars I knew exactly what I wanted to do for the rest of my life – join the Rebel Alliance! I could not be more excited and honored to go on this mission with Lucasfilm,” said Edwards, with Whitta adding, “From the moment I first saw the original movie as a wide-eyed kid, Star Wars has been the single most profound inspiration to my imagination and to my career as a writer. It is deeply special to me, so to be given the opportunity to contribute to its ongoing legacy, especially in collaboration with a film-maker as talented as Gareth, is literally a dream come true. I’m still pinching myself.”
This is huge news for both men. Edwards is coming off a massive box-office haul with Legendary’s Godzilla, and Whitta was met with massive critical acclaim for his work on the Telltale Games series. They are 100% the right kind of people to take on one of the spinoffs. Now let’s just hope that it’s indeed Boba Fett, because that would be awesome.
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Kinda draggy the first 45 minutes. A little too much time spent on character development, but the acting wasn't bad. You don't see Godzilla until at least 45-60 minutes into the movie. The CGI was pretty good... better than Pacific Rim. The movie was not gory at all, which surprised me.
As a fan of the monster genre, I give it a 7/10. As a normal movie goer, I'd give it 6/10.
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you see godzilla during the beginiing of the movie ::)
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'Tis a Movie about a Monstrum
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Anthony Lane, The New Yorker's movie guy, trashes this film. But very politely. He basically says the trailer is the best thing about the movie.
http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/cinema/2014/05/26/140526crci_cinema_lane (http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/cinema/2014/05/26/140526crci_cinema_lane)
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Sitting in IMAX right now waiting for Godzilla to start.
Got my whey, egg whites, protein bars, syringes, ezekial bread and 2 gallons of water.
Let's do this!
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Sitting in IMAX right now waiting for Godzilla to start.
Got my whey, egg whites, protein bars, syringes, ezekial bread and 2 gallons of water.
Let's do this!
You still have about 1hour and 30 minutes of possible posting time before you are entertaind by this movie
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Was crap. Too old for this generic shit. Never going to the movies again, ever.
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Saw it last night and nearly walked out halfway through. I would've had it not been for the girlfriend finding some remedial value in it, somewhere somehow. I downloaded Angry Birds and had a cleared 30 levels before this shit mercifully ended. Not been so bored in a movie since I saw Salmon Fishing in Yemen.
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Credits are rolling on Godzilla now. It was good. Great cgi.
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Credits are rolling on Godzilla now. It was good. Great cgi.
Bottom line worth the 10 ducks a head or is it a 4 dollar Tuesday noon discount flick?
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You still have about 1hour and 30 minutes of possible posting time before you are entertaind by this movie
AHAHAHAHAH!!! You weren't wrong. Overall movie I'd give 3 stars at the very best. Sound, CGI, Godzilla I'd easily give 5 stars. That movie needs 45 more minutes of monster fights.
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Bottom line worth the 10 ducks a head or is it a 4 dollar Tuesday noon discount flick?
I went to IMAX just for the scale....so I could see Godzilla larger than life....it accomplished that.
Should you run out and see it now? Nah, save a few bucks and rent it in 6 months.
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AHAHAHAHAH!!! You weren't wrong. Overall movie I'd give 3 stars at the very best. Sound, CGI, Godzilla I'd easily give 5 stars. That movie needs 45 more minutes of monster fights.
yea and about 100 minutes more of godzilla and Bryan Cranston
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yea and about 100 minutes more of godzilla and Bryan Cranston
Yeah, I was bummed when they whacked him.
And Ken Watanabe was exactly what another online reviewer said he was, "Ken stood there the entire movie with an expression on his face that was like 'where the f**k are my keys at?' "
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People think this is awesome? Just another brainless, shit stain of a movie. Complete cheese.
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Godzilla Resurgence Official Trailer (2016)
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=444640.0;attach=488875)