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Title: Schlong in shorts - how to control it when training
Post by: pedro01 on May 19, 2014, 04:10:19 AM
I was just getting ready for a run and I was going through my regular pre-run routine...

I stand in front of a mirror, jump up and down 3 times and check out how much my dick is rolling around.

As a consideration to my fellow human beings, I don't like to run around with my cock visibly bouncing left to right in my shorts.

I fucking hate it when some old codger is running around in running shorts and his manhood is all over the place and so I don't want to subject others to my penis waving at them either.

Am I the only athlete that is concerned with such things?
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: Skorp1o on May 19, 2014, 04:14:35 AM
When I do triathlons wearing Tri shorts which are pretty much cycling shorts designed for running too....I tend to wear a race belt so make sure that my race number is placed in front of my groin....to avoid the snake charming effect.

Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: bebop396 on May 19, 2014, 04:18:41 AM
I jog in the nude :o
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: Lustral on May 19, 2014, 04:47:21 AM
78 views, 2 replies. Lot of people left disappointed with no pic  ;D
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: LittleJ on May 19, 2014, 06:24:20 AM
No
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: the trainer on May 19, 2014, 06:33:43 AM
I was just getting ready for a run and I was going through my regular pre-run routine...

I stand in front of a mirror, jump up and down 3 times and check out how much my dick is rolling around.

As a consideration to my fellow human beings, I don't like to run around with my cock visibly bouncing left to right in my shorts.

I fucking hate it when some old codger is running around in running shorts and his manhood is all over the place and so I don't want to subject others to my penis waving at them either.

Am I the only athlete that is concerned with such things?


(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/RppH5cNyf-0/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: Rambone on May 19, 2014, 06:52:29 AM
We're gonna need a vid of said routine just to be clear with what you're talking about. No homo
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: Knooger on May 19, 2014, 06:57:18 AM
We're gonna need a vid of said routine just to be clear with what you're talking about. No homo

Yes, and if you could stroke your cock and cum on the lens that would be great.

(No homo)
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: Bertha Butt on May 19, 2014, 07:01:40 AM
As a consideration to my fellow human beings, I don't like to run around with my cock visibly bouncing left to right in my shorts.

Adorable!  :D
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: pedro01 on May 19, 2014, 07:16:31 AM
We're gonna need a vid of said routine just to be clear with what you're talking about. No homo

I think Shizzo already made the vid
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: da_vinci on May 19, 2014, 07:48:47 AM
I usualy just chubb-up before I go out for a run. Or if it's cold - stuff a few socks down there. Heads are turned everywhere, ladies a dripping wet, guys are jealous (or homo) and kids point fingers across the street.
 
They see me rollin', they hatin'..
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: King Shizzo on May 19, 2014, 07:57:09 AM
It's called wearing underwear. It tends to help.
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: pedro01 on May 19, 2014, 08:14:08 AM
It's called wearing underwear. It tends to help.

Dear Sir,

I thought I'd put pen to paper to air my thoughts on your recent foray on the internet. It's been lovely to hear your witticisms again but I thought perhaps we might want to carefully consider your personal perspectives and bias on the issue.

As you know, it has been 6 years since you last saw your penis. Obviously, your distended gut and swollen liver plays a role there but more than that, the large amount of fat around the base of your penis means that only an inch or so juts out. As such, you don't really have the 'play' in the nether regions to create a noticeable schlong swing.

So, whilst I do understand that in your case, the thinnest covering of cloth will stop dead any movement. This is merely because you don't have enough free penis weight to gather momentum to break the relatively flimsy hold of even your faggiest pair of see through thongs worn thin through 15 years of washing.

On the other hand, even with fairly weighty fabric of a new pair of lycra undergarments, I still find it necessary to so a swing test before a run. This is because I have my flaccid member has more swing in it.

Simple physics really. Center of gravity and all that.

Yours faithfully

Pedro
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: King Shizzo on May 19, 2014, 08:17:45 AM
Dear Sir,

I thought I'd put pen to paper to air my thoughts on your recent foray on the internet. It's been lovely to hear your witticisms again but I thought perhaps we might want to carefully consider your personal perspectives and bias on the issue.

As you know, it has been 6 years since you last saw your penis. Obviously, your distended gut and swollen liver plays a role there but more than that, the large amount of fat around the base of your penis means that only an inch or so juts out. As such, you don't really have the 'play' in the nether regions to create a noticeable schlong swing.

So, whilst I do understand that in your case, the thinnest covering of cloth will stop dead any movement. This is merely because you don't have enough free penis weight to gather momentum to break the relatively flimsy hold of even your faggiest pair of see through thongs worn thin through 15 years of washing.

On the other hand, even with fairly weighty fabric of a new pair of lycra undergarments, I still find it necessary to so a swing test before a run. This is because I have my flaccid member has more swing in it.

Simple physics really. Center of gravity and all that.

Yours faithfully

Pedro
That was cute......but wearing underwear will not make your shit jump all over the place. Going commando in shorts will have this effect.
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: pedro01 on May 19, 2014, 08:23:05 AM
That was cute......but wearing underwear will not make you shit jump all over the place. Going commando in shorts will have this effect.

See above.

You are a fat alchoholic that would have a heart attack just jumping up and down in front of a mirror.

What the fuck would you know about running?
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: King Shizzo on May 19, 2014, 08:25:58 AM
See above.

You are a fat alchoholic that would have a heart attack just jumping up and down in front of a mirror.

What the fuck would you know about running?
I have a penis and I wear shorts.

Meltdown.
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: King Shizzo on May 19, 2014, 08:27:21 AM
Do they have Hanes or Fruit of the Loom in Thailand?
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: pedro01 on May 19, 2014, 08:31:44 AM
I have a penis and I wear shorts.

Meltdown.

Men with a large pannus (the extra fat around the abdomen) tend to have a large build up of fat in the supra-pubic area. The supra-pubic area is the area above the base of the penis over the pubic bone.  As this area becomes thicker with fat, the penis gets drawn inward underneath the skin, creating an appearance of shorter penis.

The actual length of the penis does not change. However, more of it’s length is imbedded underneath the fat surrounding it. In other words, more of the penis is drawn inside the body, making the portion that hangs out of the body, shorter. This makes the functional portion of the penis shorter.
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: King Shizzo on May 19, 2014, 08:33:54 AM
Men with a large pannus (the extra fat around the abdomen) tend to have a large build up of fat in the supra-pubic area. The supra-pubic area is the area above the base of the penis over the pubic bone.  As this area becomes thicker with fat, the penis gets drawn inward underneath the skin, creating an appearance of shorter penis.

The actual length of the penis does not change. However, more of it’s length is imbedded underneath the fat surrounding it. In other words, more of the penis is drawn inside the body, making the portion that hangs out of the body, shorter. This makes the functional portion of the penis shorter.
Wear underwear Pedro.
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: pedro01 on May 19, 2014, 08:34:33 AM
Do they have Hanes or Fruit of the Loom in Thailand?

I don't shop in Walmart.
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: pedro01 on May 19, 2014, 08:35:52 AM
Wear underwear Pedro.

This thread is for men with a penis.

You should go play on the ladies forum. Show them a pic of your fat pad - they'll make you an honorary bitch.
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: King Shizzo on May 19, 2014, 08:38:15 AM
This thread is for men with a penis.

You should go play on the ladies forum. Show them a pic of your fat pad - they'll make you an honorary bitch.
You are getting butthurt for no reason. Any man knows these things. Your penis does not sway from side to side, unless you are not wearing underwear.

You live in Thailand right? Do they wear underwear there?
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: TEH boob on May 19, 2014, 08:43:04 AM
This thread is for men with a penis.

You should go play on the ladies forum. Show them a pic of your fat pad - they'll make you an honorary bitch.


WE DON'T WANT HIM!!! Don't you dare do that do us  >:(
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: TEH boob on May 19, 2014, 08:43:45 AM
Also just wear compression shorts under loose shorts
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: pedro01 on May 19, 2014, 08:44:12 AM
You are getting butthurt for no reason. Any man knows these things. Your penis does not sway from side to side, unless you are not wearing underwear.

You live in Thailand right? Do they wear underwear there?


Your penis does not sway from side to side because:

- it is buried in fat
- you don't go over 4 mph

You cannot understand this because

- you are a retard
- you still wear diapers
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: King Shizzo on May 19, 2014, 08:44:59 AM

Your penis does not sway from side to side because:

- it is buried in fat
- you don't go over 4 mph

You cannot understand this because

- you are a retard
- you still wear diapers
Lol!!! Calm down Bolt.
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: pedro01 on May 19, 2014, 08:50:40 AM
Also just wear compression shorts under loose shorts

I do - but I still feel the need to do a swing test before I got out.

For no other reason than I think it's impolite to sway in a crowd. Who knows if the last wash was the final straw elasticity-wise?

Plus sometimes new undergarments don't fulfill the promise of dong-restraint that the photo on the box made.

Also - I run through a mostly Muslim community (no stray dogs) and whilst I can't hide the fact that I'm obviously a raving infidel - the locals still smile and wave - and I think a bouncing phallus might break that chemistry.
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: King Shizzo on May 19, 2014, 08:52:09 AM
I do - but I still feel the need to do a swing test before I got out.

For no other reason than I think it's impolite to sway in a crowd. Who knows if the last wash was the final straw elasticity-wise?

Plus sometimes new undergarments don't fulfill the promise of dong-restraint that the photo on the box made.

Also - I run through a mostly Muslim community (no stray dogs) and whilst I can't hide the fact that I'm obviously a raving infidel - the locals still smile and wave - and I think a bouncing phallus might break that chemistry.
Sorry that I tried to give you honest advice, in a troll thread. I see that now.
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 19, 2014, 09:33:26 AM
Shizzo has been doing lately.
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: Schnauzer on May 19, 2014, 09:37:56 AM
I use Under Armour underwear for exercising. They hold everything in place and don't get sweaty in the crotch. 
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: pedro01 on May 19, 2014, 09:55:59 AM
Sorry that I tried to give you honest advice, in a troll thread. I see that now.

Honest advice on running attire for penis support from an overweight alcoholic?

If you went for a run, you'd need life support, not crotch support.

Next you'll be giving women advice on tampon selection.
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: Man of Steel on May 19, 2014, 10:19:23 AM
Men with a large pannus (the extra fat around the abdomen) tend to have a large build up of fat in the supra-pubic area. The supra-pubic area is the area above the base of the penis over the pubic bone.  As this area becomes thicker with fat, the penis gets drawn inward underneath the skin, creating an appearance of shorter penis.

The actual length of the penis does not change. However, more of it’s length is imbedded underneath the fat surrounding it. In other words, more of the penis is drawn inside the body, making the portion that hangs out of the body, shorter. This makes the functional portion of the penis shorter.

SO THAT'S WHERE IT WENT!!  :o
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: cannon_fodder on May 19, 2014, 10:52:11 AM
Shorts with a built in liner work for me
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: Man of Steel on May 19, 2014, 12:17:22 PM
When I run I simply strap my slab to my inner thigh with a belt I fasten around my knee.  Keeps everything snug and secure while I run.

J/K, J/K LOL!!  I never run.
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: Tedim on May 19, 2014, 12:53:58 PM
Men with a large pannus (the extra fat around the abdomen) tend to have a large build up of fat in the supra-pubic area. The supra-pubic area is the area above the base of the penis over the pubic bone.  As this area becomes thicker with fat, the penis gets drawn inward underneath the skin, creating an appearance of shorter penis.

The actual length of the penis does not change. However, more of it’s length is imbedded underneath the fat surrounding it. In other words, more of the penis is drawn inside the body, making the portion that hangs out of the body, shorter. This makes the functional portion of the penis shorter.

That post alone will start a mass starvation diet on getbig.....
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: Nails on May 19, 2014, 12:55:29 PM
(http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2014/01/mintpouch.jpg)
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: Wiggs on May 19, 2014, 01:57:53 PM
(http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2014/01/mintpouch.jpg)

hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: Nails on May 19, 2014, 01:58:32 PM
hahahahahaha


kind of looks like Uncle Juniors nose
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: Wiggs on May 19, 2014, 02:04:22 PM

kind of looks like Uncle Juniors nose


lolololololololol
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: HavoX on May 19, 2014, 06:32:35 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/FWy32LW.gif)

fuck undies
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: MB on May 19, 2014, 06:35:43 PM

kind of looks like Uncle Juniors nose

Or Elmo
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: pedro01 on May 19, 2014, 07:07:18 PM
(http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2014/01/mintpouch.jpg)

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that he didn't do the "jump test" in front of a mirror before he left the house.
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts - how to control it when training
Post by: gmflex on May 20, 2014, 03:34:00 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 20, 2014, 03:45:52 AM
(http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2014/01/mintpouch.jpg)

Great tits on the slut in yellow.
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts - how to control it when training
Post by: Archer77 on May 20, 2014, 04:06:34 AM
If you are afraid of your large schlong creating an unsightly bulge may I suggest you cut your water intake 24 hours before you wear the shorts.
Title: Re: Schlong in shorts - how to control it when training
Post by: pedro01 on May 20, 2014, 04:19:48 AM
If you are afraid of your large schlong creating an unsightly bulge may I suggest you cut your water intake 24 hours before you wear the shorts.

It's 100 degrees here and 46% humidity - probably not the best idea that...