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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: pedro01 on May 19, 2014, 04:10:19 AM
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I was just getting ready for a run and I was going through my regular pre-run routine...
I stand in front of a mirror, jump up and down 3 times and check out how much my dick is rolling around.
As a consideration to my fellow human beings, I don't like to run around with my cock visibly bouncing left to right in my shorts.
I fucking hate it when some old codger is running around in running shorts and his manhood is all over the place and so I don't want to subject others to my penis waving at them either.
Am I the only athlete that is concerned with such things?
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When I do triathlons wearing Tri shorts which are pretty much cycling shorts designed for running too....I tend to wear a race belt so make sure that my race number is placed in front of my groin....to avoid the snake charming effect.
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I jog in the nude :o
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78 views, 2 replies. Lot of people left disappointed with no pic ;D
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No
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I was just getting ready for a run and I was going through my regular pre-run routine...
I stand in front of a mirror, jump up and down 3 times and check out how much my dick is rolling around.
As a consideration to my fellow human beings, I don't like to run around with my cock visibly bouncing left to right in my shorts.
I fucking hate it when some old codger is running around in running shorts and his manhood is all over the place and so I don't want to subject others to my penis waving at them either.
Am I the only athlete that is concerned with such things?
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/RppH5cNyf-0/hqdefault.jpg)
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We're gonna need a vid of said routine just to be clear with what you're talking about. No homo
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We're gonna need a vid of said routine just to be clear with what you're talking about. No homo
Yes, and if you could stroke your cock and cum on the lens that would be great.
(No homo)
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As a consideration to my fellow human beings, I don't like to run around with my cock visibly bouncing left to right in my shorts.
Adorable! :D
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We're gonna need a vid of said routine just to be clear with what you're talking about. No homo
I think Shizzo already made the vid
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I usualy just chubb-up before I go out for a run. Or if it's cold - stuff a few socks down there. Heads are turned everywhere, ladies a dripping wet, guys are jealous (or homo) and kids point fingers across the street.
They see me rollin', they hatin'..
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It's called wearing underwear. It tends to help.
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It's called wearing underwear. It tends to help.
Dear Sir,
I thought I'd put pen to paper to air my thoughts on your recent foray on the internet. It's been lovely to hear your witticisms again but I thought perhaps we might want to carefully consider your personal perspectives and bias on the issue.
As you know, it has been 6 years since you last saw your penis. Obviously, your distended gut and swollen liver plays a role there but more than that, the large amount of fat around the base of your penis means that only an inch or so juts out. As such, you don't really have the 'play' in the nether regions to create a noticeable schlong swing.
So, whilst I do understand that in your case, the thinnest covering of cloth will stop dead any movement. This is merely because you don't have enough free penis weight to gather momentum to break the relatively flimsy hold of even your faggiest pair of see through thongs worn thin through 15 years of washing.
On the other hand, even with fairly weighty fabric of a new pair of lycra undergarments, I still find it necessary to so a swing test before a run. This is because I have my flaccid member has more swing in it.
Simple physics really. Center of gravity and all that.
Yours faithfully
Pedro
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Dear Sir,
I thought I'd put pen to paper to air my thoughts on your recent foray on the internet. It's been lovely to hear your witticisms again but I thought perhaps we might want to carefully consider your personal perspectives and bias on the issue.
As you know, it has been 6 years since you last saw your penis. Obviously, your distended gut and swollen liver plays a role there but more than that, the large amount of fat around the base of your penis means that only an inch or so juts out. As such, you don't really have the 'play' in the nether regions to create a noticeable schlong swing.
So, whilst I do understand that in your case, the thinnest covering of cloth will stop dead any movement. This is merely because you don't have enough free penis weight to gather momentum to break the relatively flimsy hold of even your faggiest pair of see through thongs worn thin through 15 years of washing.
On the other hand, even with fairly weighty fabric of a new pair of lycra undergarments, I still find it necessary to so a swing test before a run. This is because I have my flaccid member has more swing in it.
Simple physics really. Center of gravity and all that.
Yours faithfully
Pedro
That was cute......but wearing underwear will not make your shit jump all over the place. Going commando in shorts will have this effect.
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That was cute......but wearing underwear will not make you shit jump all over the place. Going commando in shorts will have this effect.
See above.
You are a fat alchoholic that would have a heart attack just jumping up and down in front of a mirror.
What the fuck would you know about running?
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See above.
You are a fat alchoholic that would have a heart attack just jumping up and down in front of a mirror.
What the fuck would you know about running?
I have a penis and I wear shorts.
Meltdown.
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Do they have Hanes or Fruit of the Loom in Thailand?
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I have a penis and I wear shorts.
Meltdown.
Men with a large pannus (the extra fat around the abdomen) tend to have a large build up of fat in the supra-pubic area. The supra-pubic area is the area above the base of the penis over the pubic bone. As this area becomes thicker with fat, the penis gets drawn inward underneath the skin, creating an appearance of shorter penis.
The actual length of the penis does not change. However, more of it’s length is imbedded underneath the fat surrounding it. In other words, more of the penis is drawn inside the body, making the portion that hangs out of the body, shorter. This makes the functional portion of the penis shorter.
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Men with a large pannus (the extra fat around the abdomen) tend to have a large build up of fat in the supra-pubic area. The supra-pubic area is the area above the base of the penis over the pubic bone. As this area becomes thicker with fat, the penis gets drawn inward underneath the skin, creating an appearance of shorter penis.
The actual length of the penis does not change. However, more of it’s length is imbedded underneath the fat surrounding it. In other words, more of the penis is drawn inside the body, making the portion that hangs out of the body, shorter. This makes the functional portion of the penis shorter.
Wear underwear Pedro.
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Do they have Hanes or Fruit of the Loom in Thailand?
I don't shop in Walmart.
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Wear underwear Pedro.
This thread is for men with a penis.
You should go play on the ladies forum. Show them a pic of your fat pad - they'll make you an honorary bitch.
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This thread is for men with a penis.
You should go play on the ladies forum. Show them a pic of your fat pad - they'll make you an honorary bitch.
You are getting butthurt for no reason. Any man knows these things. Your penis does not sway from side to side, unless you are not wearing underwear.
You live in Thailand right? Do they wear underwear there?
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This thread is for men with a penis.
You should go play on the ladies forum. Show them a pic of your fat pad - they'll make you an honorary bitch.
WE DON'T WANT HIM!!! Don't you dare do that do us >:(
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Also just wear compression shorts under loose shorts
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You are getting butthurt for no reason. Any man knows these things. Your penis does not sway from side to side, unless you are not wearing underwear.
You live in Thailand right? Do they wear underwear there?
Your penis does not sway from side to side because:
- it is buried in fat
- you don't go over 4 mph
You cannot understand this because
- you are a retard
- you still wear diapers
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Your penis does not sway from side to side because:
- it is buried in fat
- you don't go over 4 mph
You cannot understand this because
- you are a retard
- you still wear diapers
Lol!!! Calm down Bolt.
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Also just wear compression shorts under loose shorts
I do - but I still feel the need to do a swing test before I got out.
For no other reason than I think it's impolite to sway in a crowd. Who knows if the last wash was the final straw elasticity-wise?
Plus sometimes new undergarments don't fulfill the promise of dong-restraint that the photo on the box made.
Also - I run through a mostly Muslim community (no stray dogs) and whilst I can't hide the fact that I'm obviously a raving infidel - the locals still smile and wave - and I think a bouncing phallus might break that chemistry.
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I do - but I still feel the need to do a swing test before I got out.
For no other reason than I think it's impolite to sway in a crowd. Who knows if the last wash was the final straw elasticity-wise?
Plus sometimes new undergarments don't fulfill the promise of dong-restraint that the photo on the box made.
Also - I run through a mostly Muslim community (no stray dogs) and whilst I can't hide the fact that I'm obviously a raving infidel - the locals still smile and wave - and I think a bouncing phallus might break that chemistry.
Sorry that I tried to give you honest advice, in a troll thread. I see that now.
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Shizzo has been doing lately.
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I use Under Armour underwear for exercising. They hold everything in place and don't get sweaty in the crotch.
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Sorry that I tried to give you honest advice, in a troll thread. I see that now.
Honest advice on running attire for penis support from an overweight alcoholic?
If you went for a run, you'd need life support, not crotch support.
Next you'll be giving women advice on tampon selection.
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Men with a large pannus (the extra fat around the abdomen) tend to have a large build up of fat in the supra-pubic area. The supra-pubic area is the area above the base of the penis over the pubic bone. As this area becomes thicker with fat, the penis gets drawn inward underneath the skin, creating an appearance of shorter penis.
The actual length of the penis does not change. However, more of it’s length is imbedded underneath the fat surrounding it. In other words, more of the penis is drawn inside the body, making the portion that hangs out of the body, shorter. This makes the functional portion of the penis shorter.
SO THAT'S WHERE IT WENT!! :o
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Shorts with a built in liner work for me
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When I run I simply strap my slab to my inner thigh with a belt I fasten around my knee. Keeps everything snug and secure while I run.
J/K, J/K LOL!! I never run.
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Men with a large pannus (the extra fat around the abdomen) tend to have a large build up of fat in the supra-pubic area. The supra-pubic area is the area above the base of the penis over the pubic bone. As this area becomes thicker with fat, the penis gets drawn inward underneath the skin, creating an appearance of shorter penis.
The actual length of the penis does not change. However, more of it’s length is imbedded underneath the fat surrounding it. In other words, more of the penis is drawn inside the body, making the portion that hangs out of the body, shorter. This makes the functional portion of the penis shorter.
That post alone will start a mass starvation diet on getbig.....
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(http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2014/01/mintpouch.jpg)
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(http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2014/01/mintpouch.jpg)
hahahahahaha
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hahahahahaha
kind of looks like Uncle Juniors nose
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kind of looks like Uncle Juniors nose
lolololololololol
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(https://i.imgur.com/FWy32LW.gif)
fuck undies
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kind of looks like Uncle Juniors nose
Or Elmo
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(http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2014/01/mintpouch.jpg)
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that he didn't do the "jump test" in front of a mirror before he left the house.
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;D
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(http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2014/01/mintpouch.jpg)
Great tits on the slut in yellow.
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If you are afraid of your large schlong creating an unsightly bulge may I suggest you cut your water intake 24 hours before you wear the shorts.
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If you are afraid of your large schlong creating an unsightly bulge may I suggest you cut your water intake 24 hours before you wear the shorts.
It's 100 degrees here and 46% humidity - probably not the best idea that...